Wow it seems the film ended earlier than expected. Well ama go to bed now since the two fighters have decided to call it quit. Hope you guys will continue where you stopped so I can have something to keep me busy tomorow after work.

Sweet dreams to you all and abeg make una no fight for dream o

Two fighting amala two shege . . Lol, just remember that song from my primary/Jss school days after school hour, when we use to draw lines and ask the two warriors to step or cross each others line and the fight will start. Mhen its getting interesting in here. Abeg who get left over pop corn cause I left my ATM card @ home and I no dey carry cash waka cos of the cashless policy. I need to watch this film till the end .

BTW is seems this molester has step on so many toes and its payback time.

dts btw killz and d imaginery id anonymous12 he created today to embarras himself........ if i operate i do it in my own terms, i come online when i want to and tame him when he is insulting members......... when i am ready to release chat logs and other materials, will do dt as anonymus11 or anonymus11_1. Dont worry dis thread he created wit his cloned id with his female friends pix in the profile is child's play................ nl has not heard d last of me infact i have been awoken. d summary i gave of his life history before nl is just an appetizer................ killz has overstepped his boundaries for dragging my id in d mud, i am going to treat his fu ck up.

Bro abeg free the guy jor. Every sane person knows he's so jobless and an attention seeking 1diot
I knew he was the one that started the thread with a new handle just to get cheap attention as usual. While others are trying to make waves in various industry, this Agama Lizard looking 1diot is wasting his time on Nl trying to seek cheap attention.

He derives pleasure in abusing and derailing other peoples thread but goes mad when he's been treated in similar manner, making it seem like other people are not entitle to their own opinion.

My advise for you Mr Attention seeker is that you should get a job and get a life outside nl.

If somebody bites you and you rub some fresh okro on it, the persons teeth falls off
if you put on the light (lantern)when its raining thunder will trace the light and strike anybody seated close to the light
if you put your hand in somebody's hand and suck it, you are sucking the persons blood
if a married woman make luv to another man other than her husband she falls sick and dies if she doesn't confess (i think this works in some part of Nigeria)
if you have sour throat, go to where three roads meet (Orita meta) and rub salt, the sour throat will Automatically be transfered to the first person that step on it
If you set fire on somebody's shit, the person's Anus will pull out
If you spit on the ground and somebody steps on it, you will have sour throat

the leke leke thingy still dey surprise me o....


Reverting with further updates

Dyt: I m guilty of all dose
I ask n collect moni frm my bf
I don't c anyth biggie in it
Nt dat I don't v nor can't afford dem, I jst want 2 mk sure m nt wit a stingy man

its okay if your bf can afford all those without complaining, but don't always believe that its his responsibility and I hope you also reciprocate his kind gesture by surprising him sometimes. If you think because you give him punny then he should be responsible for your upkeep, then think twice cos this days one can easily get laid with N500.

Dyt: So u came ere 2 explode cos u r bitter abt wat she s done abi?
Seen

Well count ursef amongst d unlucky ones bt don't worry, beta tyms r near

You are sitting on a long thing if you think I can be bitter cos any babe. FYI, I learnt the play-boy rules long time ago. I never attach too much importance to any relationship. Play along like a maga until you get into her panties, after one or two slamming, start forming busy. By then nobody will tell her before she finds her square root.

Idowuogbo:
Oga ooo!

Yimu for u joor

I Yimu for all them parasitic gurls too, who believes that once you have started dating, all their financial problems have suddenly become yours, starting from their pedicure to their hairdo. Oga fun won o!

Dyt:

No jst mk I enta u dis old boi
Btw ow u dey? U don give dat gal belle?

I just dey like dele. Belle ke? You no hear say na pay as you go I dey practice now?, she became too demanding I had to run for my dear life. She's been calling me since asking if I'm at home just told her I went for family meeting. . Una (naija babes) no dey try at all.

mashnino:

how many bottles do you want

Only one crate cause tumoro na Monday

Dyt:






Yet, y'all punk dogs can't do witout us
Sets of weak dogs
I only pity y'all future wives
Tiny brained immature foooools

Dyt: Wen a real man finds a woman, he def knows her worth
Wat y'all think of me aint bittin



Grow up y'all lil Im.be.cile

Iya, why are you shouting. Abi dem thief your pata nii? the truth is bitter but it has to be told. I think its high time you gurls stopped being a parasite. As for me, Any girl that ask for too much, I use her as pay as you go. SHIKENAH!

Its a normal practice where i come from. Funny enough i got similar treatment from my paternal grandmother when i was a baby. i got used to it that i wouldn't want to eat anything until she feeds me from her mouth (so i was told). but its kinda yucky to me when i was being told.

Yeah being beautiful is very important for a lady cause its the first attraction.
Good personality comes next but there's no way you can get to know about her personality if you are not attracted to her in the first place.

190: hehehehe - Now that im extremely rich

I dey wait 4 them ex's

I'll use their pants to clean the realms of my car

or better still hire dem as my GATE WOMAN

wen i was struggling they all fled -

I dey wait - *CROSSES LEG* I dey wait for all 3 of them esp that one i loved so much

who dissapointed me and my family undecided

oh i can now see where all your hate for Nigerian babes comes from.

I have a colleague who changes babe on a daily basis, if you ask him why, he says " IF YOU KNOW WETIN ALL THIS GIRLS TAKE MY EYES SEE WHEN I WAS STILL SEARCHING FOR WORK, YOU GO KNOW SAY I NEVER START SEF"[color=#000099][/color]

skydeep:
I dont think you will change

That's the essence of my sampling, so that I can make the right choice out of the lot

@ OP, I always assure myself that when I get married, I will be 100% faithful but for now, its sampling all the way. I always ensure to keep enough substitute before one girl go come dey fi mi pa

I call my mum "SISTER" make una no blame me, when my dad married her, they stayed in the family house and everybody called her sister. I have tried severally to change it but the "sister" kept coming to my mouth. Even my siblings too call her sister But when I feel like a change, I call her "OUR MAMA"

Your friend is even lucky to be offered a yogurt. i know a friend who will offer babe only Coke on every date and start calculating how much he has spent to know when the bleeping will start

two options for you
1 ensure to keep lot of bitter leaf @ home for him
2. Take him to TB Joshua for deliverance
LWKMFH

That is the power of Money

If she like let her change her name to Kristina Monkey, how does that affect me.

Seun (comes first on my list for his creative mind and he's such a humble guy)

In no particular order comes:
Ink -Nerd (matured and well constructed post)
Cuddle mi (Matured, gentle and nice post. I'm considering proposing to her. Hope she won't say no )
Pendo89 (I respect her a lot. Her post is always on point)
NAYA (she's real)
DYT (she's also real, very crazy and friendly)
Miss Chima (makes sense too but she likes to spoil runs for my green card seeking brodas and I hate her for this)
190 (very crazy guy, funny and cocky always crack me up. But I hate him cos he's taken all the babes on Romans section )
Mr Cork (another Mad guy. Gets me smiling and laughing at my PC, making me look like am insane in the presence of my colleague)
Skilz ( use to make sense before but he's becoming too proud this days and I'm beginning to hate him for that but he still makes my list anyway)
Beaf (politics section guru. I hope you will share me from the PR you get for brother Jona)
Just wise (Travel section guru, most times I wonder if he doesn't sleep at all cos he's always on every thread on the travel section)
Collins Fb ( another travel section guru that I like)
Not forgetting my sexuality story writers (kmj, pdude and co. These guys gives me unnecessary hard on )

In fact the list is endless cos NL is like a second home for me . LUV YA ALL.

yeye man , go and die in the evil forest, when actually u can get SA visa for 50k if u have all the required document and fly for less than 100k , u want to go through evil forest and get kill by wild animal, u must have written ur will if any before u embark on the journey to hell fire,

Well served!

Dyt:

if dat woman s my bros wife, dats d end i swear
damn
cant dese hubbys control dere wives

Why don't you advise the single girls to leave somebody else husband alone,

Dyt:

in as much as i hated it
i made sure i get an A cos i dont wanna write again

Aunty you can lie o,  Do you remember how many times you have to re-write your WAEC exam because of Maths

BTW, just remembered that i had to pack my desk and run from science Dept to Commercial Dept due to the fear Mthematics, Physics and Further Maths,