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Romance / Re: Public Or Private Marriage Proposals: Which Do Ladies Prefer? by koolkamzzy(m): 11:10pm On May 31, 2012
ndahbros1: Where una see husband in d first place? With the abounding scarcity of male life partners, even if dem propose to una for inside dream, una get choice?

grin grin grin grin grin
Guy you wicked o, so you mean say some chicks here na Jesus go come marry dem.
I no knw say all this gals like marriage like this oh shocked, see as dem dey respond sharp sharp without wasting time. Some don't even have choice sef, even though na inside molue the proposal come, them no mind grin grin grin grin
Romance / Re: I Hate To Disvirgin A Gal. Cnt Stand Her Pains And Blood. by koolkamzzy(m): 12:23am On May 17, 2012
slimyem: cheesycheesycheesyshockedshockedshockedshocked
You bera close your mouth before fly go dance Azonto inside. Why you dey laff sef? Abi u be fargin, oya bring your dry yansh come here make I sample am cheesy

Idowuogbo:
KAmzzzy! O fe te abi? Ok o!

Iya ma binu na yoke I dey yoke o
Romance / Re: I Hate To Disvirgin A Gal. Cnt Stand Her Pains And Blood. by koolkamzzy(m): 12:56am On May 16, 2012
Killz.:

You sure? Discombule is when we tear your bare back with a razor, and pour granulated pepper onto it. . . You game? cheesy
CULTIST.. Na una method of blending be that abi? #Godiswatchingyouo# cheesy cheesy cheesy

@ Op I think you should be more concern about the clinging(ness) that comes afterwards.

As for me no more yansh tearing until I'm 1000X ready and sure. I like to have some space and I hate the "shebi you don see wetin you dey find" clause. But if the place don dey wide like I to the D own, that one na fire till thy kingdom come cheesy cheesy cheesy
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: A Decent Godfearing Beautiful Lady Needs A Relationship For Marriage by koolkamzzy(m): 12:14am On May 16, 2012
Idowuogbo:


Kamzzy u see! Idowu is nice! wink cheesy

Abi oti nice ni tongue
Romance / Re: Should Women Have To Reveal Their "Real Hair" To Their Spouses Before Marriage? by koolkamzzy(m): 12:02am On May 16, 2012
I heard a very scary story sometimes ago, though don't knw how true it is.
A guy got married to this born again sister for over 2yrs and she wouldn't allow him touch her hair.
She usually tie her hair with scarf. So one day the guy got so annoyed and decided that he must see her hair. A quarrel ensued between the couple and the guy forcefully removed her scarf....shocked shocked shocked lo and behold, the lady had two small HORNS like that of a goat. That was the end of that marriage.

Abeg tell your friend make he look well o. If she no agree, tell to your friend to bounce.

#meayaftalkmyowno#
Romance / Re: Admit It If You Were Ever Played In A Relationship. Narate Your Story Here by koolkamzzy(m): 7:57am On May 15, 2012
Kevin_II: This woman exhibits the true definition of a jobless amebo. Wetin consign you whether them don dump anybody or abandon am for altar? So tomorrow you go use am start attack people abi? Why don't you first tell us how you were used and dumped so we can learn? I see senility has started setting in, make sure you take your drugs ok? amebo 4:40. arindin oshi!

Guy! which one be your own na? If you like the OP, why not say it instead of following her up and down like puppy dog

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Family / Re: Best Advice/quotes Mum Ever Gave You? by koolkamzzy(m): 5:47pm On May 13, 2012
When I was in secondary mum tells me to always stay outta trouble that's cos I attended a school where 50% of the student are from the barracks and she knew how rough they were.

When I was leaving for tertiary institution, mom told me not to join BAD GANG.

Mum also told me to fight back when ever I'm been beaten by my mate, infact she will beat me the more, if I cry home from a fight.
Celebrities / Re: The Sexiest Things by koolkamzzy(m): 2:13pm On May 13, 2012
And WTF is KOOL J ?
Celebrities / Re: The Sexiest Things by koolkamzzy(m): 2:11pm On May 13, 2012
OK/2/NV:
sexiest thing has to be a girl in my shirt early in the morning bringing me breakfast.
Badt guy. thought I was the only one that liked this.

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Romance / Re: Guys Can You Date A Loud Girl? by koolkamzzy(m): 7:15am On May 13, 2012
I prefer loud and crazy friends than a quiet one that frowns his/her face always.
Its never a dull moment with a loud friend around. Just that being too loud might make people not wonna trust you with their secretes
Romance / Re: Why So Many People Calling People Ulgly On NL But Scared To Show Their Pics by koolkamzzy(m): 3:59pm On May 11, 2012
Idowuogbo: Gen! Gen! Gen!

[size=18pt]FIGHT!

FIGHT!

FIGHT![/size]

bruhahahahahaha you wish !.

you forget say big boys no dey fight. don't worry i will send one of my boys to him. I'm too big for this sh1t mheeennnnnnn.

i only like to watch from a distance grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Why So Many People Calling People Ulgly On NL But Scared To Show Their Pics by koolkamzzy(m): 3:45pm On May 11, 2012
Killz.:
This is so dry. . .

you mean as dry as your empty brain tongue

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Romance / Re: Why So Many People Calling People Ulgly On NL But Scared To Show Their Pics by koolkamzzy(m): 2:42pm On May 11, 2012
MsDarkSkin:

See this shameless battyman. You see any other MEN sticking their nose in this?


its pretty obvious that your suffering from Episodic memory deficiency to have forgotten so soon that your father is the King of Homo5esxual.

i advise you get a life outside NL, cause no wise person will wake up early in the morning and proceed straight to nl only to engage in e-abuse.

fyi, this is the last time i will be replying you, cause i cant stoop so low as to be engaging in an e-fight with a sketel pum pum cheese like you.

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Romance / Re: Why So Many People Calling People Ulgly On NL But Scared To Show Their Pics by koolkamzzy(m): 10:02am On May 11, 2012
MsDarkSkin:

How about you mind your gaddamn business and get the facts before you comment.
Try it and see how it works out.
MsDarkSkin: ^^lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed undecided

Abeg Dyt isn't ugly and rokiatu isn't either PLUS she has a body. Chima my sis, you know she's fly. cool
But the other, you'd SURE AS HELL have to be drunk, high and blind to hit that!!

i can see your really minding yours.. jobless slowpoke

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Romance / Re: A Single Girl Needs A Guy For A Serious Relationship by koolkamzzy(m): 7:50pm On May 10, 2012
Very typical igbo girl. Stingy set of girls, always looking to reap where they did not sow. If I may ask what's the level of your education and how well have you develop yourself?. America ko, AMELICA ni. Keep on waiting and searching, by the time you clock 35 your eyes go clear, maybe na Jesus go come marry you.
Romance / Re: Why So Many People Calling People Ulgly On NL But Scared To Show Their Pics by koolkamzzy(m): 7:36pm On May 10, 2012
millco88: Latrice looks like Baba Suwe, the Yoruba actor with her charcoal face.
MsDarkSkin: ^^[size=18pt]LWKMD!![/size] grin

You have started again after you will chicken out and push Tisabone to go and face the heat alone cheesy cheesy cheesy
Romance / Re: Why Are The Girls On Nairaland So Ugly? by koolkamzzy(m): 10:42pm On May 09, 2012
bittyend: Every time I click on the profile of the girls on NL, I see different forms of fugliness... grin grin grin

They say: beauty is in the eyes of the beholder - but the beholder will defo run mad, if he ever sees the pictures of the girls on nairaland..

I beg nairaland girls, please tuck in your faces - I'm tired of seeing your fugliness. undecided

190: me myself don taya

have u seen slimyem's head!

It looks like Nnewi transformer undecided

LWKMD @ Nnewi transformer cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy 190 your such a clown

WARNING: please don't come to nairaland when your eating. Was laughing so tey pieces of yam wey I dey eat begin dey fall off from my nose, I had to call on my next door neighbor for help. Can't even explain to them why I was laughing so loud alone cos them go think say I don dey kolo.

Now back to OP's question. Apparently, most beautiful girls are too occupied with the attention they get from guys on the street and their immediate environment. its only the ugly and average looking ones that come on here to seek for attention due to the benefit of anonymity enjoyed. However, Its not only on nl that you get to see ugly girls, even in other dating sites like 2go (d most wowo) and Badoo. Any fine chic you see on this dating sites are scammers.
Nairaland / General / Re: Onila. Stop Creating Ur Useless Threads by koolkamzzy(m): 11:57pm On Apr 29, 2012
Idowuogbo:
If I catch u! Lmao!!!! grin
Mam abeg no vex, me no dey like fight o, I'm just an opportunist trying to advertise my market o
Politics / Re: Bomb Blast At Thisday Office, Jabi, Abuja by koolkamzzy(m): 12:40pm On Apr 26, 2012
Now this is getting scary, I just remembered that their Lagos office is opposite my office complex, surrounded by lota tank farms and truck load of Petroleum products. I just pray they don't come here o
Politics / Re: Bomb Blast At Thisday Office, Jabi, Abuja by koolkamzzy(m): 12:15pm On Apr 26, 2012
This is serious. I remember few days ago, the American Embassy gave a warning about an imminent Bomb blast in the Nation's Capital city but the Security Agent and the office of the President dismissed the report and said there's nothing to Panic about, and now it has happened. Only Godknows the next location to be attacked. #God is truly watching#

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