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Tosinville:
Dyt
Some real nice punny? eh!, after dropping your two kids in the village before coming to lagos?

You are one hell of a bad guy,

I think teeth is the best weapon to use. Correct me if I'm wong cos I find it very hard to believe that its possible for only one guy to R a p e a gurl considering the fact that he has only two hands and he's faced with the task of holding the gurl down and also trying to take off his trousers. Except he's holding a weapon say like a knife, pistle or bottle, or getting her druged.

@OP, so what's going to happen to the marriage at the long run, what's gona happen to the child(ren), who keeps the apartment and kids at the expiration of the contract, How long is this (contract) marriage going to last, is the guy allowed to have other relationship outside the fake marriage?

IMO, I think the OP is only using STRATEGY to find a husby, knowing fully well that its not easy for a guy to walk out the marriage when a child is involved. Chai see SWOT and PEST analyses in practice,

All the same, I wish you best of luck in your search

lovedgal:
No M3, he ain't anywhere near poor

OP May be you no dey gree to regulate KPOMO

ronkebp:
secondly, that is a big lie u just typed about girls not reading, how about those that deliberately fail the students to get her attention, especially when she is not noticed. In my class, there was this very very pretty lady who was my friend, that girl na GBONO!!! AS IN VERY INTELLIGENT, so this lecturer wanted to know who this very intelligent chic was, he called out her matric number in class and she answered with all happiness and joy, the guy saw how beautiful she was, and that was it, that was the beginning of her failures, only because she refused his advances, and that is just one out of many, though there are some ladies, lazy ones and olodos' that think they can use what they have, since it does not have value, to get what they want,( even more valuueless.).

The above is just like 1%, but 99% of the time its gurls that approch their lecturers for mark cos they beleive they got what it takes

All the guys claiming that when a girl sleeps with a man is an ashawo, i wonder what i will call the men that sleep with the so-called ''ashawos'', you are more of the ashawo than the women themselves.

They (gurls) are Ashewo because they demand for money in exchange for 5EX.
We (guys) are just buyers cos we got the purchasing power (MONEY)[/color][color=#990000]

Why are you angry at the women,?? is it not the same men that made naija the way it is now, you men spoilt Nigeria, and you are here making unnecessary mouth and looking for a woman that will carry your responsiblities instead. In that same country, some women have to sleep with their boss to get a job or promotion, lecturers would want to sleep with their students to pass them just because they lust after the poor student

That's because you gurls believe in using what you have to get what you want, so u have to be treated as such. As a female student, instead of reading to pass your exams, you spent most of your time making up and going for parties and u expect the lecturer to give out marks to u without getting anything in return

@ Ronke, reading through all your comment here it shows you are nothing but a gold digger. I'm not sure you are married yet and with the way you are going, you may likely end up being the 4th wife of one OLD UGLY Alhaji cos No guy in his right sense of mind will want to waste his hard earn money on one yeye gurl who you are not even sure you will get married to. IMO, I believe no girl will even want to get married to a spendthrift, that explain why the OP is still dying for the "stingy" guy despite him not throwing money around. If its all about the sex that you have to offer, then you can go to hell with your toto. FYI, sex is very cheap this days cos with N500 you can easily let go of the load if you are a sex freak.
The worse part of it is that its this same gurl that will be calling the guys maga while gisting with her frnds.

@ OP,

Do you got lota money

Cuddlemii:
idem isong ke mi o, mo du ke ufuk idaga mi.

HO! so sorry, just take some drugs, or i can come examine you and keep you company

Cuddlemii:
Bf ke. I wish! But unfortunately I am a celibate.

even my grandmother too is celibate

Cuddlemii:
Aren't you in love with Dyt?

Abeg DYT is too much for me o, i never ready to die young

Cuddlemii:
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=154131

I had to do him a favor. He kept commenting on a thread alone when everyone had left the thread weeks back. He just hates fat so now u know his preference in case u like what u see.

He would thank me later

Must you paste your Boyfriend's link here for us to knw he's a handsome guy? mtcheeeeeew.

you better beg him to take off his number before DYT go snatch him from you

Cuddlemii:
so afo me kod post me ke nland. ntaga mu fo esi kod post me. ana n fege mu fo ki itie mi o.

LOL 60/100

[quote well pray for me, it is well [quote][/quote]I will do just that

r231:
of cus now

we go buy fake gucci and prada

Bros So u mean there's Alaba and Aba made in Malay

Cuddlemii:
Yes you tried O. I guess we r not that few. How is you though?

Me Koolkamzzy as usual, .
how is ur ufok nwed runs going ? (read it on the travel section hehehehe)

Mtchewwww. Look @ what idleness can cause. Is there any price for opening thread, so that I can start too

Cuddlemii:
I feel so embarrassed, didn't know I had pple who could interprete oh. Kai I am in soup. E di okob bu sem? Aba di die? Sorry my writing of D language is rusty

So Aunty Cuddy, afo nko ado ayen akop usem? Nki diongo ke mbo ke ndito akop usem awak ke isong Nairaland ami ntom o. I try small sha

[size=15pt]TRUE CONFESSION ![/size]

Is your white gurl that furgly?

Tell her to give you a million dollar before December then you can head to the Alter with her and see what happen next .

omega25red:
harassing the woman makes you seem like a psycho and i probably will dump you too. I think you should have asked your man first then use the technology of three way calling and have everyone on the phone at the same time

Bro this is not a good reason to dump ur gurl if u truly luv her. After all we are all human, n tend to get jealous. She was only trying to protect her territory (lol).

Its obvious that the guy was not really into your frnd, hence he decide to use such a flimsy excuse as an opportunity to call of the relationship. I don't blame him sha, some girls can be so possessive that they make u wona go crazy.

TOBA the SMH master, looking for babe? SMH for him o.

BTW sexskillz, have u introduced him to DYT?

Mr, Cork*:
Bro I think her car broke down. They were waitin for okada

OGA, na you be her spoke person?

Hotie Tima:


just wat cork said

Don't mind cork jare, Next tyme time just hola @ ur guy n I will come pick you wif ma KEKE NAPEP, Winks

kweeneve:
koolkamzzy, if datz d only thing den no probs, at least i will know i av mugu at home n stil av tym to sample other guyz , + u will b doing d house chores yl am busy making money

Who said anything about doing house chores, in case you didn't read me well, i said I WILL JUST SIT DOWN AND BE WATCHING TV WHILE YOU DO ALL THE WORKING (including house chores)

You are free to sample other guys with the condition that u will allow one of your cousin or younger sister to stay with us, so i can be sampling her too. You can come to NL to complain later, that one no concern me

kweeneve:
@koolkamzzy lol, wont mynd bt u av to b really cute cos,

Check out ma DP, im sure you will not think twice cos im more than cute, dont know if there's any word in the dictionary that can describe my cuteness (see english ).

But do u got alot of money? cos after our marriage i will quit working, only to sit at home to be watching TV. Hope im not asking for too much?

kweeneve:
my frds were lyk dere is no guy i will woo n reject me.

Considering your profile picture, i will say YES More than 10X, even if na setup

Oya ask me out nha