PHIPEX:

this guy has injured my liver wt lafta 

born2fuck:

I am not afraid of toasing girl but afriad of wahala dey bring in after toasting them

Dyt:

its crazy
a foto studio wz burnt down at ONALa  STREET *new star photo*
i sneaked outta d house 2 work dis mornin
its rili terrible

Agybabe:

thank God i am not an insultive type.

Agybabe:

@koolkamzzy hope you are in your right sense this hour?

Be careful

Agybabe:

@koolkamzzy hope you are in your right sense this hour?

born2fuck:

If I were you,I swear to GOd I will nak her Akpako until she tire

I keep wondering why opportunity don't come to those who know how to use it

UcLloyd:

Why are U sharing this holly Punny like an agege bread?

- Financial accountability. I just went to the police station a few days back to get a police report on my missing wallet which contained a few valuables and I was asked to pay 3000 naira. I asked for an official receipt acknowledging the payment and receipt of the money and the Police officers attending to me at Moscow road Police station in Port-Harcourt said and I quote "the police does not give receipt". I think this has got to stop. The Nigerian police needs to liaise with a bank and set up a system that allows for accountability.

Now, an inconsequential swine of a pandemic mishap like you; an arrant misfortune to your generation, went yapping about 'why I still visit'? You're just a compound troll!!!

La Parisienne:

Cuddle keep writing long essays while your mates are getting married and living happily ever after. There's no rule of thumb on how and where to meet a life partner.

Me thinks you are somewhat confused. Today you don't want to get married cos men are useless and you hate them so much, tomorrow you want to get married. Next tomorrow, you want to meet your hubby in a seminary! Make up your darn mind about what you really want.

Cuddlemii:

Hahahahahaha Whatever that's your opinion. I always try to cover all areas of a topic so people either relate or disregard, its that simple. When people change their mindset and believes, certain circumstances triggers it so my stands have changed. Yes I used to be all romantic and all believing love can happen even on the moon but recent events has got me reasoning differently. Its my opinion and not your business. I don't think I have ever questioned your own decision right from your indecisive relationship thread you created recently.

If my essay irritates you, then you look pass it. Some of your post always sound bitchy, saucy, insulting and too forward but I overlook it as these are mere online encounters and no one owes anyone any explanation or no one would get richer by them. I suggest you also take the advise you gave me, obviously you should be above 21 whats keeping you? Is writing poetry and online love not too much of a distraction when your mates are getting hooked offline and living happily ever after. Its so easy to judge people on here, look for faults and put them to other but there is absolutely nothing wrong in doing the same to ourselves as well. Its called Self Evaluation!

Thanks for your advice though, duly noted! I will pick the reasonable elements in them.

slimyem:

never met anyone on here and not planning to!

My pastor preached to us to meet, date and marry the normal way, no matchmaking, no hook ups. It was also advised in church to allow the brothers make the move as that is how its meant to be. My pastor also said he met his wife on the road, walked up to her, she refused/shunned him but he later got her number from their maid and their friendship started before it escalated and they have been married for 20 years. I am sure you are wondering what has all these stories got to do with nairaland?

The greatest joy is for a guy to spot a lady in real life wherever, walk up to her and toast her, or ask her friends to please call her or beg her brother or neighbours to talk to her or develops cold feet to express himself and starts by asking for a book/bible/directions from her or fall into the gutter while asking her out(probably he was fretting) or even chases her all over the place,  stalks her etc. Those minute exercise even if it few, gives u pride & confidence.

@koolkamzzy, u mean say na tura most of them dey use, ok, good observation anyway.

yep u heard me i am still a virgin and guess wat i am soooooooo freaken proud of myself.

the beautiful feeling that i feel about myself is priceless, knowing that no one has pop my cherry yet i am damn proud.

and trust me it will continue till the day i find Mr right  Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss ( inshallah)

there is nothing to be ashamed off
is a pride i take in myself, the stage i am in right my king is rare
yep u hear me i am  virgin in the 21 century.
in some people eyes ur  the biggest loser ever( but they opinion don't really matter it only wat i see and wat God himself see. Sex isn't everything out there. but been a virgin at this age is the boom of proud-ness and the dignity i care inside is priceless.

If u see Dyt nyansh ehn, u go think say god forget am inside fire.

Why dem dey get black nyansh? Even the fair-skinned ones end up having a black nyansh. The amazing part is when they have a very beautiful thighs, beautiful tummy; only for you to see their nyansh black(exact opposite of their thighs). Why? If a girl is dark-skinned, i would understand. But have you noticed that some of the dark-skinned too, their nyansh look burnt?

Now, the question that begs to be asked is WHY DO THESE WOMEN BELIEVE ANYTHING A NIGERIAN MAN TELLS THEM? Personally, my "believe button", centered on my left brain hemisphere deactivates itself any time a Nigerian man talks to me. I know for sure he's up to something. Lol.

And you are from which Country?  

ucheike:

I was going across all these females looking for "Handsome men", none of them have a picture, so since when do ugly Nairaland women have preferences?