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PoliticsRe: An Open Letter To Mallam Sanusi Lamido Sanusi by Koolking(m): 11:48am On Jan 05, 2012
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-bicycle
-camel
-horse
-donkey
We can also train and equip your dog,goat,ram etc
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Visit us at our office:
No 1, Oil Subsidy Road,
Alison Madueke Junction,
Goodluck Close,
Off Okonjo-Iweala Street,
By Labaran Maku Avenue,
Sanusi Lamido District,
Abuja. or call 080-ABUJA-GEJ
Welcome to the year of transformation and fresh air!
rflmao,
U r a confirmed business man. Business creativity at the peak. You will rule the 21 Century (GEJ) era Nigeria. Your biz venture is apt to the present situation in Nigeria. Do you need a partner?
PoliticsRe: Another Bomb Blast In Maiduguri Despite State Of Emmergency! by Koolking(m): 10:29am On Jan 05, 2012
The problem has gone beyond declaring emergency. The problem should be nip from the bud
PoliticsRe: When Will There Be A Mass Protest Against Corruption? by Koolking(m): 5:30pm On Jan 04, 2012
*dhtml:
Abeg live all that scientific talk o jare, the only trigger - na for police to pull trigger and kill innocent victims (and na only shout una go shout).

Come out from your cocoon and rise above 'will-never-happen' syndrome. It is the same Police that will make it a bloody one. Change is imminent my brother.

You might die waiting, it is best to believe and accept like me - that it will never happen.
PoliticsRe: The Economist On Naija Fuel Subsidies by Koolking(m): 5:06pm On Jan 04, 2012
It is unconvincing if there was anything like subsidy in the first place. If there was Nigerians had no business buying fuel at 50naira/per litre. The litany of fuel subsidy to better the lot of Nigerians is another ploy by govt at taxing the little rays of sunshine out of Nigerians. They need the citizens to unknowingly fund their extravagancy (corruption) after depleting the treasury during the last elections brouhaha. There was NEVER any subsidy.
PoliticsRe: When Will There Be A Mass Protest Against Corruption? by Koolking(m): 4:34pm On Jan 04, 2012
There is no lead time to fight corruption. It will be spontaneous. An event will trigger that. It can happen tonite. The time is not ripe. No scientist or prophet ever foretold a mere street hawker would trigger a revolution that would topple the most powerful govt in Tunisia. A day of reckoning will soon come in Nigeria. People should not be deceived that Nigerians are too docile, too weak, too compromising to revolt, else you will be stranded at the cross road.
PoliticsRe: Ministers Laughing At Nigerians During The Federal Executive Meeting by Koolking(m): 4:23pm On Jan 04, 2012
They were laffing at the sensational ineptitudes of their oga. They fooled him into believing that the economy would collapse if fuel subsidy is not removed. They were also quick to convince him that the economy will boom if corruption stays.

The oga was too was obsessed with subsidy removal cos of his long run personal gain; he refused to realise that if corruption is frowned at, financial wastages are cut down and overbloated salaries of public officials are reduced (as fuel subsidy removal obviously will harm the economy as well) the economy would be stimulated? The oga does not need a prophet or prophetess to tell him he has rocked the boat.

I dey laugh too
PoliticsRe: Govt Today Is All About Contracts And Sharing – Pat Utomi by Koolking(m): 7:29pm On Dec 29, 2011
Prof Utomi spoke well. However, those points are obvious even to the man on the street. Nigeria has become and has been run as a company; no longer a country by a few jackass.

Even a comrade who goes into politics, what comes to his friend's minds is: as soon as he is voted in, he is sure to give me contracts. Few thinks beyond that. Embarrasingly, that's just the mind set of some of us. Few dare to ask and mean it: Will he make impact in the life of the people?

The situation leaves much to be desired. We are in dire need of change. This change cannot be brought about by our 'sidon look' attitude, we need to be holistically organised. We need to rise about our differences - tribe, culture, religion, background and personality. We need this change now.
PoliticsRe: Free Education For Madalla Bomb Victims by Koolking(m): 5:42pm On Dec 27, 2011
this is sure presidential ineptitude. Govt feels people are happy about the so-called free education to bomb victim's families? Automatic jobs and money to the families of slained corpers? Geez!!!!!!!!! These speak volume of the present govt. It means the problems can never be addressed, this has been reechoed by the president in his speech on the xmas day bombing: “THE ISSUE OF BOMBING IS ONE OF THE BURDENS WE MUST LIVE WITH. IT WILL NOT LAST FOREVER!

GEJ has never deserved my respect. He would only earned my respect if he resigns due to gross incompetencies and helps in the impending revolution & evolution of this great country.
CultureRe: Which Day Of The Week Did You Hate As A Kid by Koolking(m): 3:26pm On Dec 27, 2011
Of course Monday. When you have to resume school after enough frolicking over the weekend. To date it remains the most f**k day, Though I was born on Monday
PhonesRe: How Much Card Do You Recharge In A Day? by Koolking(m): 2:37pm On Dec 27, 2011
i dont budget for recharge cards. I am tryn hard to cut down my obsessions with calls. It's funds sapping. Sometimes, 1500 MTN card does not last for hours yet my urge to call is insatiable
RomanceRe: Would You Forgive A Wife That Confesses Adultary? by Koolking(m): 1:53pm On Dec 27, 2011
Confession precedes forgiveness, why then must you hold back
Christianity EtcRe: Pictures Of Christmas Day Bomb Blast In Catholic Church by Koolking(m): 12:23pm On Dec 25, 2011
this is the peak of human wickedness. these people are not fighting a cause. they are TERRORISTS. i am shame of gej  for his unbridled ineptitude
Nairaland GeneralRe: Fellow Nairalanders:is Police Truely Our Friend? by Koolking(m): 12:24pm On Dec 24, 2011
that statement is a sarcasm. Accept the statement at your own risk. Accept and play to their gallery as friends do to friends you will live to regret your life.

these evils call npf have done untold sinister things.
incredibly, they responded to a neighbour's emergency call to quell a situation after my neighbour had paid them 7k after much pleading for a reduction from 10k. my neighbour had rushed to their shack to invite them to come and arrest a domestic altercation that turned fatal due to their ineptitude and self-claimed-demigod attitude. two neighbours (families) had an embarrasing misunderstanding. both disputing families had to employ any available weapons to tackle the situation, by the time the police got there two men were axed down. the guy (the neighbour who scampered to their station to invite them) got there before the issue gathered dust. negotiation on their fee was the issue that took forever b4 they agreed to follow him when he was able to pay N7k. consequent upon this, do you still agree these monsters are friends? are they working for tax payers who their poor self?.

forget them, we dont ve a police force only glorified and recognised criminals
Jokes EtcRe: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Koolking(m): 3:51pm On Dec 21, 2011
Nepa don took light
Jokes EtcRe: Finally Psalm 23 In Nigerian Pidgin by Koolking(op): 1:03pm On Dec 21, 2011
nnamanis:
guy u dey photocopy like mad, Y u go dub another person work, try to invent urs nd be a good boy.@koolking
Guy, I get copyright license na. My motivation was to ease tension. A good laugh is good for us as Nigerians. So much hate, distrust and despair in the system.

You can as well paste yours, let laugh it out joor
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Luiz Suarez Banned For 8 Matches For Insulting Evra by Koolking(m): 12:56pm On Dec 21, 2011
If Suarez is indeed guilty, the ban is commendable. Soccer should foster tolerance among diverse races. The ban should be seen as a deterrent to others who refuse to rise above race and hate in sports.
TravelRe: Arik Heathrow Brouhaha Takes New Dimenision As Airhostess Is Nabbed With Cocaine by Koolking(m): 12:50pm On Dec 21, 2011
llbhuds:
lol,  i guess she is new in the job and she thought her stuffs wouldn't be checked  grin grin grin
good for her biko
That is it. I can never rule out the fact that these hostesses move hard drugs from one airport to the other world over. Drug Barons use them for their illicit drugs businesses. She is kinda new in the sideline business. Securities are set up by human and inversely human understands how these securities work and work out ways to beat them.

6 days for the thief, one day for the owner. However, this news is a passing phase. It will be unheard of in days to come. The godfathers are watching
FashionRe: Stop Showing So Much Flesh. Be Decent! by Koolking(m): 11:50am On Dec 21, 2011
Desperation for money in order to outsmart & outclass (in their ignoramus believe) others turn some of our girls to love peddlers. They are ready to do anything to be the cynosure (basically negative) just for self-gratification.

Pathetic indeed. dressing send out the message about a person. it is quite easy to identify.
Jokes EtcFinally Psalm 23 In Nigerian Pidgin by Koolking(op): 5:22pm On Dec 20, 2011
Finally the new NIGERIA PIDGIN ENGLISH BIBLE is out.

One of the popular chapters na psalm 23 reads:-

1.[/b]Baba God na my shephard, i dey kampe. [b]2. E make me sidon for where betta dey flow, come put me near stream make mai bodi thermacool. 3. E panel beat mai soul come spray am white, come dey carry me dey go through express road go meet righteousness, sake of Im name. 4. Walahi!, if I waka pass where arm robber, 419 and juju people boku, come even join boko haram reach valley of the shadow of death sef, mai bodi dey inside cloth. Your rod and staff nko? Na so dem dey like back bone dey comfort me. 5. You don prepare beta food on top table make I chop. All mai enemies dey look waa waa, ** mtcheeew long throat**. You rub me for head wit vaseline intensive lotion. Mai cup na River Niger wey overflow im bank. 6. True true, betta life and mercy go gum mai back till I quench. And man pikin go tanda for God house from lai lai to lai lai. GOD ALMIGTHY NA YOU BIKO AMEN.
Jokes EtcRe: Who Has Seen A Real Big Cock? See It Here (pix) by Koolking(op): 5:14pm On Dec 20, 2011
Mr.Resource thanks. the moderator changed the original joke, cock to rooster.
Jokes EtcWho Has Seen A Real Big Cock? See It Here (pix) by Koolking(op): 3:01pm On Dec 20, 2011
Pastor keeps chicken in the church premises. One evening a cock went missing. In the church the Pastor asked "who has a cock?" All the men got up. No i mean who has seen a cock? All the women got up. No! no!! who has seen a cock dat isn't theirs? Half of the women got up. Oh for goodness sake, who has seen my cock? All the choir girls got up! O Ahhh! the Pastor's wife fainted,
Foreign AffairsRe: Crying Feast: Can Nigerians Mourn Their Leaders Like The Koreans? (video) by Koolking(m): 1:48pm On Dec 20, 2011
kewe:
Yes we can if we have a reason to
embarrassingly, there is no reason. Our leaders don't have the interest of the people at heart.
FoodRe: Shoprite Bread Wahala by Koolking(m): 1:27pm On Dec 20, 2011
Is this the cassava bread GEJ marketed with his Fed Executive members a few weeks ago?
PoliticsRe: Victory At Last: FG Cancels Lekki Toll Gate Charges by Koolking(m): 3:59pm On Dec 19, 2011
odiaero:
Hello, i just heard from somebody in the bank that FG have cancelled the Lekki toll gate charges, they said it cost a lot of traffics, am inside V.I now, am yet to confirm myself, anyone?
Hoax!!!! For the fact that fed govt cancels toll on a state road without recourse to the state makes it a grand hoax. However, the people's wish should prevail on this issue. This toll will impact negatively on the people of the area most especially during emergency situations. I wish it was true.
CelebritiesRe: Mercy Okojie Wins The Most Outstanding Female Act Of The Year 2011 by Koolking(m): 3:16pm On Dec 19, 2011
No small feat. I wish I knew her. I am not a fan of nollywood
Music/RadioRe: Why Do You Buy Pirated Cd's? Share Your Reason by Koolking(m): 3:08pm On Dec 19, 2011
stagger:
Most Nigerians have no problems cheating and conning producers of creative works by buying pirated CDs, but they are usually the first to accuse people like Bishop Oyedepo and Reverend Adeboye of scamming their congregation.

So who is deceiving whom really?
What makes you believe our artistes are original. They are not original my brother. They don't respect copyright contents. They skew the original and make them look like their IP (Intellectual Property). They are in a vicious cycle.
Music/RadioRe: Why Do You Buy Pirated Cd's? Share Your Reason by Koolking(m): 2:59pm On Dec 19, 2011
Cheaper, even with guarantee. Some of our so-called musicians/artists would never be heard of if not for road sides CDs/DVDs. They market them as well. Original CDs can never get them the much desired popularity.
PoliticsRe: Occupy Lekki: Lekki Toll Gate Protest-update by Koolking(m): 4:22pm On Dec 18, 2011
Will there ever be change in Nigeria under our obvious recycled leaders? Methinks, it is  only a bloody revolution, that see to the annihilation of many, that could bring change to the system. However, a day of reckoning will soon come.
FamilyRe: What Is Wrong With Men Living With Their Parents After Marriage? by Koolking(m): 4:18pm On Dec 16, 2011
Wrong move by the man. A man should consider himself matured and independent enough to own a family. Living with your parents after marriage negates the privacy a man ever craved for.
PoliticsRe: Why Should SSS Arrests Boko Haram Leader’s Wife & Son? by Koolking(m): 12:21pm On Dec 16, 2011
Rubbish! I bet this woman is as good as not getting arrested. Even if she knows the activities of the husband, what gives the sss the impetus that she would betray the husband? If it was that simple to get to terrorist leaders through the wives, USA would have arrested Osama Bin Laden's wife just after 9/11 massacre. It worth tryn any way, but to me, it is futile and unprofessional.

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