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Politics / Re: Who Is The Best Governor For The 2007-2011 Term by koyaabj: 4:27pm On Jun 23, 2011
There is no doubt Fasola is the best governor, even the PDP gov's aknowledged his effort in lagos state, u can imagine that some PDP gov's campain for fasola in the last election, gime some fresh air, 2015 fash for presido, no dullin'
Business / Re: Customs Discover Sack Of Dollars In Container ($110,000) by koyaabj: 4:39pm On Jun 22, 2011
My Bros too many eyes discover the money at the same time, so it becomes difficult for one person to corner the money or they might have taken their own share then declare the remaining.
Anyway the owner only went underground to arrange his defence he will soon show up to claim the pepper.
That is money for boy's. cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Romance / Re: Diz Abuja Girls Sef by koyaabj: 4:19pm On Jun 22, 2011
If u hear awon eleyi! awon eleyi!!! won bad oooo, won bad gannnnn.
The music is actually talking about abj girls and their coded life style.
In the morning they work regular job or sell stuff from china & dubai from office to office from there they have access to yr mobile num. in the night they call u up to know whats up if u are game.
Any time u toast an abj girl and she tells u we are three of four that shares a room apartment  my bros u are dealing with an ashi for life. abj girls charges per action
1. Mouth Action 10k
2. kiss 20k they hadly kiss, so kiss is expensive.
3. real stuff 20kper round
4.from back (shit hole)50k per round
5. without CD 30k per round
so u see they badoooooooooooooooooooooooo grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Diz Abuja Girls Sef by koyaabj: 9:55am On Jun 22, 2011
Every body wants to live in abuja, meanwhile the city is damn too expensive.

what next the girls become prostitute.

The guys take to crime or Gay.

Even when u get a job the pay cant take care of the high cost of living in the city.

Any way next time u visit just go to nasarawa state for cheap babes. cool cool cool cool cool
Education / Re: Uniport 18th Best University In Africa. No 1 In Nigeria. by koyaabj: 9:23am On Jun 22, 2011
[b]Uniport can only be no 1 in graduating prostitutes.

chikena but i still dey laugh oooooooooo
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Car Talk / Re: Why Is Nissan Murano Becoming Cheap? by koyaabj: 8:26am On Jun 22, 2011
All SUV,S & salloon vehicles from 2005 upward has sensor problem, i have a lexus 07 that has been with the mech since 2010 it has gone round all mech workshops and even the corporate mech, no solution, the problem is with our roads and maintenance, imagine the only time i travelled from abuja to lagos with my murano when i returned i have to change three engine seats, and this is a vehicle that i have been driving round abuja for more than one year without any complaint. shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

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Celebrities / Re: Genevieve Nnaji Loses The Next Bond Girl Role To Naomie Harris by koyaabj: 5:19pm On Jun 21, 2011
No mind me, se bi gene fit understand the english wey the bond man go speak, my friend that is a tall dream for her, bond is not an ordinary film it is being sponsored by the british goverment, so gene does not fit in anyway, if she want she can produce her own film and name it Bond, afterall nija has always been copying oyinbo film. shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Romance / Re: Would You Date/marry A Single Mother/father? by koyaabj: 5:04pm On Jun 21, 2011
No i can't, i feel irritated when such babe come my way, i see it that i better go home and meet my wife,
are there no more single babes without kid's in town.cool cool cool cool cool shocked
Travel / Re: Most Romanticized City In Nigeria by koyaabj: 12:39pm On Jun 21, 2011
Calabar should have been the city, but we have NRC (witch) everywhere, if u mistakingly romantized yourself into their hand your meat will be shared among the members.
so rather take lagos because the kidnappers in PH and Abia will not allow u to enjoy yr romance there like wise the north where suicide bombers and sharia reigns. In lagos nobody cares in as much as u have yr money life goes on and on chikena. cheesy cool undecided cry cheesy shocked
Culture / Re: Chinese Men's Marriages To African Women Causes Controversy In China by koyaabj: 12:22pm On Jun 21, 2011
our women too like money if not what are they doing with those people that look like white monkey and cannot perform their conjugal duty like proper blackmen. honestly our women are really disgracing us, God forbid me having a grandchild from those people.
Religion / Re: Pastor Adefarasin Declares Self A Billionaire by koyaabj: 11:43am On Jun 21, 2011
Adefarasin, has never realy been a pastor but a spoilt brat who missed his way and GOD rescued him, realy he might have billions in his acct because his father and mother are great and rich people.

If F.R.A. Williams is worth 26billion then his own parent will be worth 20billion, so he must have inherited billions then add church money, u can imagine how much he is worth,
the only thing i will beg of him is to give his members offering & tight holiday for six months then i will congratulate him for being a Man of GOD.  shocked cheesy grin tongue embarassed undecided cry kiss
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea FC Get New Manager: Porto's André Villas-Boas by koyaabj: 11:22am On Jun 21, 2011
Don't mind that money misroad son of Abraham-money-witch he loves buying coaches who knows noting but drink kain-kain, ogogoro before coming to field only to wobble and fumble, how can he achieve his dream of winning chmpions league with third class coach. grin grin grin grin cool shocked
Car Talk / Re: Why Is Nissan Murano Becoming Cheap? by koyaabj: 11:11am On Jun 21, 2011
Murano are good cars if only u can maintain them according to specifications, the gear oil cost about =N= 30,000.00 naira and should be serviced from time to time, also the cheapest morano which is asia spec can't be less than 2.5m, top of the range american spec 2005-7 can't be less than 3.m-3.5m, except for stolen cars or nija used. i own one since 2009 and i have not changed the gear till date infact the engine has never been opened by any mechanic yet i drive the vehicle almost everyday if u do travel outside this shore ask any body about morano and u will be surprised that it is one of the best vehicles and very durable. cool grin cheesy shocked

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Politics / Re: Buhari Wants Decisive Action Against Terrorism by koyaabj: 10:10am On Jun 21, 2011
Haba! sentiments will divide this country, lets call a spade a spade, if u support one miltant against the other, u or your family member might even become a casualty of your own groups attack unknowingly so lets join hands to find solution on how best to stop all militants in whatever form be it MEND, MASSOB, BOKO ARAM, OR OPC, maybe our president is a lame duck, but very very sharp when it comes to women be it sisters or not, this country remains owrs so we have to help him curb this monsters called militants. tongue cheesy grin shocked lipsrsealed cry smiley
Politics / Re: Massob To Join Boko Haram - Uwazuruike, Leader Threatens: I May Join Boko Haram by koyaabj: 9:07am On Jun 21, 2011
Uwazurike embarassed seems u are broke and wants to use the blood of some of your brothers as sacrifice to make some money, any time u start i want to see u in the front trowing the bomb by your self and not using innocent people to do the dirty job.
In anycase i know very well that no igbo man wants to die because they like money and life very well MASSOB KO MASURATI NI.
Politics / Re: Bankole Meets Stringent Bail Conditions. Out Of Efcc Custody by koyaabj: 8:49am On Jun 21, 2011
Dimeji, cool actually step on toes when he suspended some of his colleagues in the house, Melaye(Hon) and Babafemi(EFCC) are from the same constituency and for him to have attacked the person of Waziri who was a former police officer u should know where his trouble is coming from. in any case let the court decides.
Politics / Re: Fra Williams' 4 Sons Fight Over Father's N26b Estate Gets Messier by koyaabj: 8:18am On Jun 21, 2011
If they refuse to settle amicably then govt should seize the estate, sell it and use the proceed to train motherless & less priviledged people in the society, pls dont join cult in order to achive greatness or wealth in life contentment is the key to life, A word is enough for the wise. kiss
Politics / Re: Fra Williams' 4 Sons Fight Over Father's N26b Estate Gets Messier by koyaabj: 12:45pm On Jun 20, 2011
Knowall,
we have seen lawyers who works for the good people all their life, and make clean money,
if u as a lawyer pray for your kids to do same then don't learn from the man's mistake.
Politics / Re: Fra Williams' 4 Sons Fight Over Father's N26b Estate Gets Messier by koyaabj: 12:08pm On Jun 20, 2011
GOD is not asleep, he watches over each and every one of us.
[color=#990000]My case[/[/b]color]
This man has suffered so many families by defending the illegalities of the federal govt both military and civilian during his life time causing so much pains to many families in this country inorder to gather the wealth which is now tearing his family apart, that means it's pay back time for him by GOD.
If not the children are few and from one mother all of them are well to do in their respectful field.
All leaders in the country have at a time try to settle the problem without success.
This go to show that GOD is at work.
They are only reaping from the fruit of their fathers labour.
[b]Case closed.
Politics / Re: Gen Buhari Deserve A Post In Jonathan's Govt by koyaabj: 4:17pm On Jun 19, 2011
The general should not be giving the smallest post in the govt of GEJ, whom i voted for because that will be a slap on my face for all i worked for to make GEJ the president. The man is also corrupt in as much as he is a nigerian no one is clean in this nation, check out his performance in PTF.
Politics / Re: Jimoh Ibrahim Buys Newswatch Magazine For N1billion by koyaabj: 3:58pm On Jun 19, 2011
Jimoh is only helping to turn more nigerians into jobless people because he buys everything insight and do nothing to improve on the business rather he uses the infrastructures to borrrow money from banks, check out all the companies he has bought in the past none is surviving, workers are owed salaries, contractors are owed, suplliers are also owed money, he started borrowing from oceanic bank to build petrol stations, since he moved his stations from AP show me Global fleet station that is doing well, NICON Insurance, air line, Nicon luxury suites and others are either dead or crawling.

if realy he has no hidding agenda or just being wicked and selfish will it not be wise for him to borrow this money and use it to improve workers & services of the few companies rather than buying new one's.
I wonder what he will leave behind for his children when banks will practically takes over almost all the remaining companies, Naija guy-man proper.
Politics / Re: Gbenga Daniel Arrives Lagos Amidst Cheers by koyaabj: 3:18pm On Jun 19, 2011
The problem is not with our leaders or office holders but with the entire country, the foundation of this nation was built on corruption, every soul in this country is corrupt in one way or the other, that is why we always believe that our political office holders are corrupt even when they have not been pronounced guilty by the court. in situation like this those of us who do not benefit from an office holder directly always shout thief! thief!! if given the same opportunity we will surely do more than those we call thief.
I have not seen any political office holder that has not been called thief in this country even fashola who has performed better than the president we still call him thief, ole ole, Any way maybe with this FOI bill signed our journalist friends will be able to get information & documents and publish same rather than listening to those whose bussines is (PHD) pull him down.
Religion / Re: Pastor Tunde Bakare: A Bastard Can’t Rule The Yoruba by koyaabj: 4:06pm On Jun 16, 2011
pastor Bakare, u make me laugh,i use to like your comment on events in the country but now i cant really tell where u stand, if you call any body bastard and u are a man of GOD lo am sorry u need to seek forgiveness because there are so many children in the society today that cannot identify their father do to the weakedness of the people in this country and who tells u that such children without father from a motherless home cannot lead people, infact do yr reseach and u will discover that in developwed world it is this kind of people that perform better in the society. moreso words like this should not becoming out from a man of GOD of your standing because i want to believe that u have people with this kind of situation in yr church.
Politics / Re: Bomb Blast At Police Force Headquarters In Abuja? by koyaabj: 3:49pm On Jun 16, 2011
This country called naija is becoming something else i think i should carry ma kaya and ma family and go to somewhere else that is peaceful rather than waiting to get bombed by some heartless fellow or are they animal, i dont mind washing plates there with ma degree in as much as i can have ma peace and train ma children peacefully.

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