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RomanceRe: Money Is The Most Important Thing In Life by kpakpakpa(m): 10:45am On Mar 17, 2024
kestolove95:
Health first then money
And i think money can give you good health to a great extent.
RomanceRe: Money Is The Most Important Thing In Life by kpakpakpa(m): 10:31am On Mar 17, 2024
thesicilian:
Visit the nearest general hospital emergency room and you'll know that your money is means nothing when the chips are down
Those you see at the general hospital emergency room would have been long gone and cross the other side if not because of money.



I support the op 101%

Money is everything on this earth while God is the oga kpatakpata of the universe
Christianity EtcRe: Why I Demanded Return Of Tithe From My Former Church – Abuja Man by kpakpakpa(m): 10:17am On Mar 17, 2024
ruffhandu:
He didn't answer how he confirmed the miracles were fake. Na dat one I wan hear. One thing in life is that some people think they have superior reasoning abilities. When he was preaching and going for morning cry, he had made every other person in the world look stupid, and he was the only one right. Now he feels he has seen the light, every other person who is not in his fold is now foolish and only him right. Tomorrow he comes to tell us the ATR needs to be modified to suit his belief/understanding.

Bro, do whatever you want in peace and stop feeling like an alpha. Some people can give their lives in believing that miracles or juju are real because they have first hand experience. You have freedom of worship. Going to tell a church to refund your money seems to me to be stupid, you should have just left them quietly. When spirituality hits you now, you come and start bleating like a goat
Happy sunday and thank you for this comment, you are wise
RomanceRe: Continuation Of Gifting by kpakpakpa(m): 7:57am On Mar 12, 2024
guobe:
Uwc
Thank you guobe.


9117036986 PALMPAY
FoodRe: What Is Really Happening? by kpakpakpa(m): 8:41pm On Mar 10, 2024
But the sugar is ok for 50box na!
HealthRe: Attention: Legitdeals247 by kpakpakpa(m): 10:37am On Mar 08, 2024
ChybuzzDD:
From all you've described, it appears most likely to be from insect bites.
If it were being caused by a disease condition, it wouldn't occur singly, and wouldn't be limited to only a tiny part of your body.
Endeavour to take some precautions against insect bites, and see how it goes.

For any existing one, if painful, you can take simple analgesics like ibuprofen or apply anti inflammatory creams like hydrocortisone cream over it.
Hello sir
HealthRe: TINNITUS: Cost of removing auditory nerves in Nigeria. by kpakpakpa(op): 10:34am On Mar 08, 2024
SporaD8:
Hello, I wish you a very good morning and a happier new year.
From your narrative, it's so unfortunate that I can't offer any solution; but I can give a detailed report of what might have got wrong.
*The drugs you use to treat your typhoid could have depleted your Ostman fat pad.
*The result of which led to Patulous Eustachian tube
*With Patulous Eustachian tube, gone the ability to equalise air-pressure in your middle ears hence the distortions in sounds, autophony, hyperacusis etc!
Please Note: Without actual tympanometry, all these are wild guesses!
However if you experience rapid weight loss during those ordeal, try to measure up again.
Hello

I will like to reach you privately please. Send me a message on the number on signature sir, I want to enquire about something from you
PoliticsRe: Political Tension In Benue by kpakpakpa(op): 3:00pm On Mar 02, 2024
ImmaculateJOE:
For the records, the likes of benue_josh, omen_ka and the vulture griller are never from Benue State.
So don't take their opinion serious about Benue State.
I thought as much, going by what is in public space about the politicians in the state, The governor is not to be blamed so far. I'm not saying he is perfect because he also has his shortcomings but the politicians that group themselves as stakeholders are the problem. Reasons why i will never vote anyone cos most of them seems to behave thesame
PoliticsRe: Political Tension In Benue by kpakpakpa(op): 12:57pm On Mar 02, 2024
For the records, i don't vote anybody and will never attend a political gathering for personal reasons but my prayers is for leaders to succeed. Its too early for all this happenings.

To end this, of all the governorship candidates in 2023, Alia was the better and that can be seen through his performance especially in terms of paying salaries and infrastructure development. Our prayers is now for the government to give us enough fertilizer and other farm logistics to avoid this kind of hunger next year.
PoliticsRe: Political Tension In Benue by kpakpakpa(op): 12:50pm On Mar 02, 2024
The governor also confirmed that a letter was writen to fulani herdsmen to come back to the state. Word on the street has it that the apc faction loyal to the sgf are making plans to announce one Byuan as the next apc governorship candidate for 2027.

As an observer, i ask myself what the governor is doing wrong that warrant such action, Akume should think twice about such moves because first, he brought Suswan and they become enemies later. He supported ortom and the same scenario played, now he went round the state to support Alia and not up to a year, there is already bad blood between them, what exactly is the problem? Or he is just a bad decision maker which makes him regret his action for three times in a row.




Tbc
PoliticsPolitical Tension In Benue by kpakpakpa(op): 12:39pm On Mar 02, 2024
I never believe i will one day post in this section but the lies been shared on here can wake up a dead man.

The likes of benuejosh are been sharing fake stories and calling people names which is not correct. First, i can tell you that the governor is working hard and is popular, the masses are supporting him and will win any election as of now if conducted 100times.

The chaos in the state is solely because some people want to be controlling him which the reverend gentleman refused.

Alia was instrumental for apc victory in the state, all this people boasting and calling themselves stakeholders don't have political value and fits how the governor call them as "bokoti mbaioruv" which means empty vessels. The sgf on his own is trying to the best of my knowledge but he should call his dogs to order. How can you expect a whole governor to be consulting reps members before taking any decision in the state?

It was also rumoured that these guys went far to invite herdsmen into the to cause havoc




TBC
PoliticsRe: Dollar Is Falling, Naira Is Rising, And The People That Update Us Are In Coma by kpakpakpa(m): 4:05pm On Feb 28, 2024
aribisala0:
Those things are happening it is not just energy and that is not a short term thing
We have a knowledge,technology and infrastructure deficit in agriculture

Without electricity we cannot refrigerate at industrial scale,we cannot process and store and we cannot store so a lot of products are lost to spoilage

So agricultural investment is right but will not bring immediate relief to our hungry population

We have to admit that Nigerians are difficult people. Even if government issues free fertiliser somehow it will be diverted. That culture cannot end overnight but we should persevere
Look at What happened with palliative food
Ok, i have heard you. Lets pray for the best then because the heat is becoming unbearable. May God or whatever BAT believes in give him the wisdom to end this hunger madness. It has never gotten to this level before.
PoliticsRe: Dollar Is Falling, Naira Is Rising, And The People That Update Us Are In Coma by kpakpakpa(m): 3:53pm On Feb 28, 2024
aribisala0:
Can you talk about solutions instead of complaining
What to do?
I talked about some solutions already sir, i said the government should use that energy that is been use to crash the dollar and channel it to food production and security(i guess they will not because their concern is money anyway)

If for example bags of fertilizers are given freely to local farmers and other logistics are made available, half of our problem will be gone for good.
PoliticsRe: Dollar Is Falling, Naira Is Rising, And The People That Update Us Are In Coma by kpakpakpa(m): 3:47pm On Feb 28, 2024
Zxcvbnmghtr:
If it will take you a whole day then, you are an empty vessel making noise. Just like Lol, despite knowing nothing about me, you bragging about how it's your efforts that is keeping me alive. Oga you are funny o.
With due respect sir, i did not mean i was feeding you. I just made a general statement so i'm sorry if you feel bad about it.

My point is food production and security should be the priority of the government now that hunger is doing testing.
PoliticsRe: Dollar Is Falling, Naira Is Rising, And The People That Update Us Are In Coma by kpakpakpa(m): 3:42pm On Feb 28, 2024
aribisala0:
Oil production is increasing
Electricity production is on the right track
Food production is severely hampered by bandits but efforts are being made to deal with that

What concrete steps can be taken in the immediate term to increase production that this Government is failing to take?
Which efforts are been made? A bag of fertilizer was selling for 20-25k last which was difficult to buy, now is 40k. How do you expect price of food to come down later?

I have never spent a dollar in all my life but food is a necessity for every individual, why not focus on food production and security now to avert the unwanted hunger that is coming, a full stomach is better than a full pocket. All this dollar talks are noise to many now. The real problem is HUNGER
PoliticsRe: Dollar Is Falling, Naira Is Rising, And The People That Update Us Are In Coma by kpakpakpa(m): 3:32pm On Feb 28, 2024
Zxcvbnmghtr:
Tell us your own efforts. How have you been productive.
I will need a day atleast to explain this simple question so i will pass.

To summarize it for you, people like us are the reason why you are alive and typing at this moment because without our efforts put in farming, you may not see food to eat despite a dollar been sold at 5naira.

All i'm saying is for the governmet to stop chasing the dollar and make goods available at cheap price to the masses and every problem will settle on it own. I know of many people that will farm 10lines of cassava if the price of fertilizer and other things did not come down and you what that means.
PoliticsRe: Dollar Is Falling, Naira Is Rising, And The People That Update Us Are In Coma by kpakpakpa(m): 3:19pm On Feb 28, 2024
Zxcvbnmghtr:
Local Production is key but it can't happen overnight. It's gradual process.
Gradual process you say?

Next year will be worse, the government is not encouraging the local production that you are even talking about.
PoliticsRe: Dollar Is Falling, Naira Is Rising, And The People That Update Us Are In Coma by kpakpakpa(m): 3:15pm On Feb 28, 2024
Call me naive but i ain't moved by the so called crashing of the dollar. As a neutral person in politics who want our leaders to succeed irrespective of their party affiliation and make the people smile, it is only when the prices of goods comes down that i will celebrate or be happy.

I ask for a bag of fertilizer today and its 37k, how can we the poor masses afford such at this moment when we are almost dieing of hunger? A bottle of herbicide is 5500 as we speak, that means many of us who depend on farming will not be able to farm this year and this means more hunger next year.

Life as a jobless Nigerian is worse than hell, the future is not looking too good my brother. Many of us can not explain how we manage to be alive till now
FamilyRe: Having No Other Alternatives by kpakpakpa(op): 11:06am On Feb 24, 2024
superintendents:
sorry..
Just explaining sir. Am not angry, thank you for the kind word
FamilyRe: Having No Other Alternatives by kpakpakpa(op): 10:56am On Feb 24, 2024
chiommy123:
Pls come and say thank you to the person that sent you money, it's not easy for anyone now
what did you intend to gain from this?

Hope you dont want him to feel bad for helping me, check my above post to see why i did not reply on time. its well
FamilyRe: Having No Other Alternatives by kpakpakpa(op): 10:52am On Feb 24, 2024
superintendents:
the last time you log in, u paste your account details and leave, now you have got what you want and couldn't even come back to say 'thank you'..

This is really bad..

undecided
What kind of talk is this?

Did you type this when it took a whole day for me to reply when he ask for my details?

I am using freebasic on a small phone and anytime i want to comment, my screen will go blank with a message ontop JUST A MOMENT and will remain so, i dont know if is becuase i login on another phone. Always ask before you conclude sir
FamilyRe: Having No Other Alternatives by kpakpakpa(op): 10:47am On Feb 24, 2024
RaniOpe:
Sent
Thank you my God sent.

I am very greatful for what you did to me at this trying times. God will bless you, You and your family will always have a reason to smile everyday.

I lack words to describe how i feel right now but all i say is GOD BLESS YOU
FamilyRe: Having No Other Alternatives by kpakpakpa(op): 7:04pm On Feb 23, 2024
RaniOpe:
Name?
9117036986 palmpay

Ikpa k
FamilyRe: Having No Other Alternatives by kpakpakpa(op): 9:36am On Feb 23, 2024
RaniOpe:
Hmmm. I don’t have a large sum of money to give but drop account details for a small token.
Thank you sir.

9117036986 palmpay
RomanceRe: Assisting Someone In Need; My experience. by kpakpakpa(m): 9:28am On Feb 23, 2024
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FamilyRe: Having No Other Alternatives by kpakpakpa(op): 3:34pm On Feb 22, 2024
I can be reached on 09117036986. A simple message of hope can go a long way fam, i'm loosing it right now. Thank you
FamilyHaving No Other Alternatives by kpakpakpa(op): 3:34pm On Feb 22, 2024
My apologies to those know me outside nairaland.

I write to plead for assistance with a token to help me feed and buy some drugs. I will not bother you with my pathetic story which might seems unreal. I have since given up and focus on how to eat daily and wait for Gods call but this year has been hell for me with little or most times nothing at home to feed. Anything will go a long way brothers and sisters.

Thank you for reading and help in advance
RomanceRe: Having no other alternatives by kpakpakpa(op): 3:13pm On Feb 22, 2024
I can be reached on 09117036986. A simple message of hope can go a long way fam, i'm loosing it right now. Thank you
RomanceRe: Having no other alternatives by kpakpakpa(op): 3:10pm On Feb 22, 2024
I'm not able to update my topic because i'm using freebasics on a small phone and naraland is just saying "just a moment" ever since.
RomanceHaving no other alternatives by kpakpakpa(op):
My apologies to those know me outside nairaland.

I write to plead for assistance with a token to help me feed and buy some drugs. I will not bother you with my pathetic story which might seems unreal. I have since given up and focus on how to eat daily and wait for Gods call but this year has been hell for me with little or most times nothing at home to feed. Anything will go a long way brothers and sisters.

Thank you for reading and help in advance
RomanceRe: 50,000 Naira Personal Gifting by kpakpakpa(m): 9:21am On Feb 21, 2024
guobe:
The thing tire me.I fed up.
Sir i have been quoting since the last thread but not a single reply. Please consider me
RomanceRe: 50,000 Naira Personal Gifting by kpakpakpa(m): 4:05pm On Feb 20, 2024
guobe:
I initially intended gifting 10,000 naira to five people but I feel it will go round to more people if I gift 2,000 naira to 25 people.
If you were earlier successful in the earlier 20,000 naira gifted recently to guys please dont participate as I will ignore you.
Please if you really don't need it allow people that need it to get it.
The country is currently very tough but God got our back.
Thanks and may God bless us all as I will commence distribution of the 2,000 naira to 25 people soonest.
i miss the first one. please consider me on this one

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