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CelebritiesRe: 2pac & Pinkett Smith In Pictures - Blow From The Past On Will Smith's Marriage by Kpengla(m): 12:38pm On Apr 11, 2022
NoFucksToGive:
I say na your type your wife will sleeping with your brother and a dummy like you won't know
Fool ... You were looking for nude sex pics before you know they had a relationship. So stupid indeed
Dude's been dead for 26 years I guess he's fücking her from the great beyond

Didinrin oshi
CelebritiesRe: 2pac & Pinkett Smith In Pictures - Blow From The Past On Will Smith's Marriage by Kpengla(m): 9:29am On Apr 11, 2022
ceaser:
Even Tupac himself sang that "Life goes on". But Jada Pinkett Smith seems to find it hard to move on after the exit of 2pac from her life and later his exit from the world.

She held tightly onto the memories of a man she was once close to, and probably loved. And to what end?

The downside to this is that she probably pictures 2pac in her mind every time she is with Will Smith who unfortunately got married to an unwilling soul in Jada Pinkett. And in order for Will to cement this relationship and fight to keep his family, he was forced to do things out of the ordinary and as expected of a reasonable man. Unfortunately, the woman and the soul in Jada Pinkett seem not to see this nor appreciate it.

The latest series in Smith's fight for survival was the Oscar award public assault stunt he pulled on Chris Rock "in defence of his wife" which sadly is turning to be the grave of his career.
They grew up together, dummy. there is nothing romantic in any of those pictures
PoliticsRe: Video Of Vice President Yemi Osinbajo's Declaration For President by Kpengla(m): 8:46am On Apr 11, 2022
Tinubu is well and truly fuckëd
SportsRe: Ronaldo Angrily Smashes Phone Of A Fan Filming Him After Man-U's Loss (Video) by Kpengla(m): 10:57pm On Apr 10, 2022
A real asshōle
PoliticsRe: 18 ISWAP Terrorists Killed As Troops Intensify Clearance Operations In Lake Chad by Kpengla(m): 5:24pm On Apr 10, 2022
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Kpengla(m): 5:22pm On Apr 10, 2022
Conner44:
I am sorry to say but this is all thrash.

What of people who have been driving trucks for decades and retired and lived healthy lives? Both here and abroad people drive for a living and retire with gratuity. They have vacations and and go on working leave for a few weeks in the year and back to the road. Why haven’t they gotten blind or lame?

You guys just come here speaking stuff you haven’t verified or that hasn’t been proven scientifically in any way and lead people astray for no reason.

Okay, those bankers that started working from age 25 and retired by age 55 and sit down at their desks from 8am to 4pm between breaks of an hour max why haven’t they become lame yet? Or are you saying that all chairs in offices are more comfortable than chairs in cars?

See my people if you don’t take care of your health even if you sleep 24hrs a day you’d get ill and surely have bed sores.

Anybody saying those that drive for a living will get ill health in their old age specifically because of it IS A VERY GIANT LIAR!!!

quote me anywhere
Obviously you have never worked in an office before grin that's why you compare office chair work to driving
CareerRe: Cooking For My Married Boss: Right Or Wrong by Kpengla(m): 4:53pm On Apr 10, 2022
Dorwadora:
Good evening my Romancelanders and Nairalanders. I hope y'all been having a good day?

Here's the thing.

Due to the ASUU strike I decided to get a job around my school instead of going home because Ekiti has become home for me. I resumed work on Monday, that's 6 days ago. I and my boss have not been having any issue. He gives the command and I get the work done but recently he has been giving me his home key to go and cook for him. The first time I was surprised because giving your house key to someone you barely know is a bit weird to me but since Monday that I've started the work, I've been to his house 4 times cooking stew or vegetable soup. I'm there right now embarassed embarassed embarassed frying meats.

I am seriously not comfortable with the arrangement but I can't say no because I really need to keep the job and save up. He's married but his wife is not staying with him and cooking and cleaning is the job of a wife not a staff.

Please house how can I stop this whole charade without losing the job?
The only advice I got for you is to go buy a helmet with bulletproof visor, so that you can retain your vision when his wife eventually pours acid on your face
PoliticsRe: 2023: Children Of Top Politicians Jostle To Step Into Parents’ Shoes by Kpengla(m): 12:48pm On Apr 10, 2022
dre11:
As the race for the 2023 general elections gathers momentum, children of some governors and former governors have declared to run for various political...




https://dailytrust.com/2023-serving-ex-govs-pushing-their-children-to-power
What did you fools expect

Keep worshipping your oppressors in exchange for peanuts; they spend their entire lives robbing and mistreating you, and soon as they retire/die their kids are waiting to step in their shoes and treat you and your descendants even worse
CrimeRe: Woman Catches Boy Who Steals Money From Her Pants And Bra While Asleep by Kpengla(m): 12:43pm On Apr 10, 2022
What a sad story

You would have thought Biafra was paradise, hearing the way eastern urchins prattle about their region on here
CrimeRe: Courtney Tailor Spotted In A Bar Days After Killing Her Black Boyfriend (Video) by Kpengla(m): 8:20am On Apr 10, 2022
It's a domestic-violence incident that led to death, nobody should make it a white-vs-black thing
PoliticsRe: Amaechi: My Presidential Aspiration Not A Personal Ambition + Why I'm Contesting by Kpengla(m): 11:52pm On Apr 09, 2022
An Amaechi presidency would be the final nail in Nigeria's coffin tho
PoliticsRe: Rotimi Amaechi Runs Around Stadium As He Declared To Run For Presidency (Video) by Kpengla(m): 8:04pm On Apr 09, 2022
CandyOps:
That nigga dumb. He took it literally. Him think say because him run 3 laps mean say him go fit run for President?

This man Na big Buffoon
Your jagaban can't even walk a lap...London vacation master cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Falegan: Nkechi Blessing Dated Me For Money, Sex – Estranged Lover by Kpengla(m): 4:39pm On Apr 09, 2022
SensualMan1:
Yoruba Demon! Lazy yoruba boy. That's how yoruba women keep reproducing lazy azz m'fkas everywhere.
Nkechi is a wise igbo woman.
I was dumbfounded the other day at Thames river only for this fly looking yoruba boy to walk up to me begging for a pound. Gave him, few hours later returned to the place only for the ediot to come again begging, then he recognised I've tipped him earlier and bounced. It dawned on me that this fly looking yoruba boy begs for a living and u have yoruba boys littered everywhere in London like rats begging for a living and sex.
Begging for sex?

CrimeRe: Man Kills & Dismembers His Girlfriend’s Body After Visiting Him In Osun (Photo) by Kpengla(m): 9:37am On Apr 09, 2022
CrimeRe: Man Who Shot A Baby In The Head In US, Murdered By Prison Inmates by Kpengla(m): 9:35am On Apr 09, 2022
ArchLimited:
Which kind news be this cry
Good news
PoliticsRe: 2023 : Betty Anyanwu-Akeredolu Joins Race For Imo East Senatorial Seat by Kpengla(m): 7:59am On Apr 09, 2022
Foreign AffairsRe: Putin Spotted With ‘Russia’s Secret Nuclear Briefcase’ (Pictures) by Kpengla(m): 11:27pm On Apr 08, 2022
topcatking:
There it is. The dude ain't bluffing
Yeah he's not...while you keep worshipping him, a madman who will wipe out all your unborn generations without batting an eyelid.
PoliticsRe: 100% Of Arrested Hoodlums In Anambra Are Not Anambra Indigenes - Soludo by Kpengla(m): 11:18pm On Apr 08, 2022
Omicronvaccine:
The Executive Governor of Anambra State, Prof Charles Chukwuma Soludo CFR visits Aguata LGA Headquarters to ascertain the level of damage caused by arsonists and hoodlums also known as "Unknown Gun Men", IGBERETV reports.



https://www.facebook.com/100062748128001/posts/406180044816930/
Soludo dey fear make Nigeria Army no go scatter him papa compound cheesy
Foreign AffairsRe: Dmitry Muratov Attacked On Train In Russia by Kpengla(m): 4:48pm On Apr 08, 2022
Putin is the Beast foretold
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu Arrives FHC For Secret Trial: Video by Kpengla(m): 4:36pm On Apr 08, 2022
Igwe Fendi
PoliticsRe: Dr Chinelo Megafu's Body Arrives Lagos (Photos, Video) by Kpengla(m): 4:34pm On Apr 08, 2022
aribisala0:
Whose business. They should still take it to Aba
That's cold bro
CelebritiesRe: “no Babe In Her Right Senses Will Get Married To Isreal DMW - Nigerian Lady by Kpengla(m): 12:10pm On Apr 08, 2022
ayloveit:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyrF3N8QEyI

“No babe in her right senses will Get married to Isreal DMW, Davido’s Boy Boy, Isreal is Bland and Boring, Isreal’s fiancée is a groupie who is only getting married to him because he is an easy Target so that she can associate with The Big Boys like Davido and the rest” - Nigerian lady makes Jaw dropping Allegations!!!
She has a point cheesy its simply means that is what she would do, if she were in that girl's shoes

But that girl's motives might be pure, she might actually like the Israel dude...plus he's not going to be a boy forever, so...
BusinessRe: BREAKING: Popular Betting Company, Bet9ja Hacked by Kpengla(m): 5:28am On Apr 08, 2022
About time
PoliticsRe: Asari Dokubo: The Only Person That Has The Pedigree Is Bola Tinubu by Kpengla(m): 3:42am On Apr 08, 2022
Asari is a disgrace to humanity
CrimeRe: Father Smashes His One-month-old Baby's Skull In Lagos, Blames Evil Spirit by Kpengla(m): 11:02pm On Apr 07, 2022
IslamIncest:
The meta-physical quantum energy generated by the possesion of evil spirits by a man should be channeled into an erotic energy and burnt out by the host through pounding of the kpekus of a willing Hot girl/woman without mercy such that she is overwhelmed and sprays liquid which can also help in calming the evil spirit energy converted to heat through the to and fro oscillatory motion process of pounding the Hot kpekus.
cool
You sound like jakumo grin
CrimeRe: Nigerian Man Stabbed To Death By His Onlyfans Model Girlfriend In Miami (photos) by Kpengla(m): 10:24pm On Apr 07, 2022
Coregists:
https://www.instagram.com/p/CcDYknpKtWJ/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
When they can never see white pussy and still comport themselves...they think it's some kind of trophy
CrimeRe: Father Smashes His One-month-old Baby's Skull In Lagos, Blames Evil Spirit by Kpengla(m): 10:21pm On Apr 07, 2022
IslamIncest:
By the time I smoke weed and handle your kpekus.. you will not go back to your boyfriend again. grin

PS.
Anger is only supposed to be released on the kpekus grin
Evil spirits too grin
How do you release evil spirits on the kpekus? cheesy
CrimeRe: Father Smashes His One-month-old Baby's Skull In Lagos, Blames Evil Spirit by Kpengla(m): 10:20pm On Apr 07, 2022
fuckingAyaya:
Them no burst the second eye make he for no see road
They should have stuck a pen in his two eyes one after the other
CrimeRe: Ogun Polic Arrest 23-Year-Old Man For Raping & Killing His 29-Year-Old Neighbour by Kpengla(m): 8:45pm On Apr 07, 2022
saphiere:
Police nab 23-year-old man for allegedly raping and killing his 29-year-old neighbor

https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2022/4/police-nab-23-year-old-man-for-allegedly-raping-and-killing-his-29-year-old-neighbor.html


lalasticlala
Preview of Biafra
PoliticsRe: Matawalle Buys Cadillac, Expensive Cars For Zamfara Monarchs (photos) by Kpengla(m): 8:42pm On Apr 07, 2022
PoliticsRe: Buhari To Reps: I’ll Finance ₦7.4trn Budget Deficit With New Borrowings by Kpengla(m): 8:39pm On Apr 07, 2022

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