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na only females just dey comment,

Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public. (cos the female dogs dont front)

Dogs miss you when you're gone. (guys do that too, but like a dog, we dont jump on the next female dog that passes)

dogs are faithful.(have u ever had a male dog in the midst of 5 female dogs?)

Dogs feel guilt when they've done something wrong.(who said so, thats a big lie)

Dogs don't brag about whom they have slept with.(hw do u know?do u understand dog language?that u know its not bragging to the next dog?)

Dogs don't criticize your friends.(but they bite them)

Dogs admit when they're jealous.(how?)

Dogs do not play games with you -- except fetch (and then never laugh at how you throw).(because they r zombies)

Dogs are happy with any video you choose to rent, because they know the most important thing is that you're together.(cos they r not interested in wat u watch as long as u feed them)

Dogs don't feel threatened by your intelligence.(cos they r not intelligent at all)

You can train a dog.(but a guy can transform u)

Dogs are already in touch with their inner puppies.(n guys r in touch with their third legs)

You are never suspicious of your dog's dreams.(do u know its dreams)

Gorgeous dogs don't know they're gorgeous.(boys dont care if they r fine)

The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas. (OK, the *really* worst disease you can get from them is rabies, but there's a vaccine for it, and you get to kill the one that gives it to you.)(n the worst infection a guy can give u is belle n u lose it after 9 months)

Dogs understand what "no" means.(but we do)

Dogs don't need therapy to undo their bad socialization.(guys dont socialize badly at all)

Dogs don't make a practice of killing their own species.(but crocs eat us too)

Dogs understand if some of their friends cannot come inside.(but like "playing" dirty with urs)

Dogs think you are a culinary genius.(we think y'all r sexual geniuses)

You can house train a dog.(u can bed train a guy)

You can force a dog to take a bath.(but we dont always need to be told when to take ours)

Dogs don't correct your stories.(cos they r already asleep)

Middle-aged dogs don't feel the need to abandon you for a younger owner.(who said so)

Dogs aren't threatened by a woman with short hair.(as long as she gives them wat they want)

Dogs aren't threatened by two women with short hair.(cos they can have them both)

Dogs don't mind if you do all the driving.(we dont mind u being ontop)

Dogs don't step on the imaginary brake.(cos they have already lost hope is surviving the ride)

Dogs admit it when they're lost.(but we never get lost)

Dogs don't weigh down your purse with their stuff.(but u weigh ours)

Dogs do not care whether you shave your legs.(cos they like u "dirty"

Dogs take care of their own needs.(i dog cant wannk)

Dogs aren't threatened if you earn more than they do.(cos they know they have the magic stick)

Dogs mean it when they kiss you.(do dogs kiss u?)

Dogs are nice to your relatives.(guys r nice too)

simple slip spanish fly or burantashi into her drink n she would jump on u not u jumpin on her

no he needs NLers to tell him

sexy back:
since u were not going to paste it here,u couldnt have criticized the pple dat did.besides,am not interested in seeing your pix on facebook.have a nice day

so now u attack me,

either u like the poster or i insulted u in my past life,
u dont see my point, am sure,
he didnt type cute guys post ur pix,he typed girls post cute of nl guys, hw r they meant to have our pix

she put konyosi, but possibly, ur head wasnt strong enuff for it

it depends on if the reason y he broke up wit his ex was cos he told her n was scared to tell u so the same thing wouldnt happen

sexy back:
too much moaning abt nothing.never knew guys can be bitchy.forget how he took d pix.post your own pix showing a quarter of your face.

@rooney,the poster is fine now.pix doesnt necesarily have to be taken from the front.haba

lemme see urs first,
plus the reason y i like NL is that we all anonymous (eventhough i have caught alot of ppl in my office coming here), we dont put our pix here so we r all equal, never claimed to be a fine boy n if u really want to see my pix u have to go to fb

sexy back:
what has d guy done wrong?that he opened a thread.remember that u also replied the thread, guys aganst guys.

cos first he starts a topic abt cute guys, puts up a pic of himself facing the side (face not showin n r we to assume thats the cute angle),
he tells the ladies to pst the profile names of cute guys on NL, hw will the ladies know the cute ones out of all of us, n he is computer literate (according to the pic) so he must be a lil educated,

am surprised, no applicants,
am sure she is either old or a guy

am highly disappointed in the poster, n from ur pic, u have a job

but master, master u no fit calm down?

but will they listen?
no,
thats y they say women dont really know wat they want

wat time did u make the call,
n ur question cos the beer brings out their inner beauty

howdy y'all,
been a while,u all allowed my topic to fade in the archives abi,
i have noticed something of late, its not actually mtn or glo free midnight calls that keep lovers flowing, its starcomms weekend calls,
i think i need to get myself a starcomms phone cos girls now ask for ur bb pin or starcomms number,
n one other thing, every creature is a flirt, even u Mr reader

i feel u my guy,
but like a girl taught me, give her ultimatum, u cant wait for life, 6 months is too much

seal the deal, sign the contract n declare myself someone's bf

eeya, stories that touch the heart

is Master 190 back?

steeze:
@mama gee, am i gay? How did u arrive at that? Besides, aren't u supposed to be hating nigerian men or something? @everyone, i'm confused. I never said anything about a husband na. Abi una wan impose gay status on top my head? By "my guy," i meant my friend, my homie, my guy. It's a simple naija terminology.

i for fear

cos i fall in n out of love wit them n am not patient so i dont have time for shakara

cos the if they were straight forwardd, will u stick around?

this just reminded me of when i lost mine,
well i had to tell myself i had to move on for her,
cried only once,
had to be strong, thats when family came, need to remember the good moments, the times that u guys had the best of times, forget u might never see her but remember she is always gonna be there,
its been 6yrs now, and am still going strong,
be strong

dont send her,

am happy for the poster,
NEXY!!!!!!!!!

my people suffer from desperation

its not a lie, but its not something u write abt here

where u rusticated?

so its wrong cos she made the first move??
biggups, poster, if we had more girls like u, maybe we guys might actually be more faithful