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Yvete: You just a hater! "End time Tinz"

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Yvete: No play?? Very funny woman ... her jokes are fresh and creative compared to the typical Warri jokes I hear often.

First joke is an old Warri joke; second an old joke we all heard; third joke is dry(which have heard b4); fourth, fifth n sixth have been on punch newspaper so many times it is so stale, sevemth is heard n certified dry... Every other jokes shouldn't be called jokes

False information

Yvete: I'm pretty sure Kpolli brought the suya and ate everything up!

Yvete!!!! Stop lying

You know nothing

[quote author=I.Joan]For real
You bought it
Hope you've not thrown it away or eaten it [/quote]No I didn't, was only joking

[quote author=I.Joan]Bros kpolli... almost 4got to ask
My Suya or kilichi don arrive? [/quote]Oh shiiiit, I forgot why I brought suya

Yvete: Are you a writer? ...with a bucket full of tears (response to ^^bold).

Writer ke, best I do is write blogs... Abi ooo!!! I cried my way here

Yvete: @ Mamacita :- Yesterday was Flower decorating events
Today is Hair braiding
Tomorrow is Nursing
A day after will be Car dealer ...Lolz.

Hahahahahahaha

Yvete: You're a strong woman; unshaken by criticism.
... don't give a f..K!

Stop indulging that woman who left Naija this summer and already claiming nigerians at home beef those in diaspora... She thinks we don't know her story

Yvete: Runaway Soldier! I didn't tell you my wallet got lost yesterday. I was a mess this morning. I'll gist you later.

Sorry dear, what were doing?

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]I mean real food [/quote]Issalie jo

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]lmao tell me about it. I ate elsewhere [/quote]Haa

Leripa: I'm getting prepared to 'serve' you!

12 months later.... O ga o

imperiouxx: International is optional when getting any plan. Therefore, you've to pay for it separately. Prepaid isn't an inch better than monthly plan. There is $29.98 monthly plan for 1500 minutes (local call + text) on Tmobile.

I didn't even know there was a prepaid plan... Thought the closest to prepaid was the monthly plan

So Lagos wants to take over the toll gate, meaning they chop the money and the road gets left how it is.... So the so called expansion and renovation would be halted... I smell corruption

flynbird: Ok Sir! Does the plan include long distance calls? Or I'll have to get a special plan for long distance calls?
I read on another thread (Student life in USA) that prepaid is better off than others so I was kinda confused.

No it doesn't

flynbird: I'll be flying Emirate. I hope they don't have Onions or Garlic in their meals cos I'll starve if they do

Think it does, but u can make special order I think

Freiburger: Why will he insult his own country if he hasn't seen something new/different?

So it takes 24hrs to write off a country u've lived in for 30 something yrs... this is a dummb reply

Mamacita007: yaaaaayyy welcome back oo.its one day b4 skl resumes u decided to come back abi. Wat did u bring for us? I'll suprise u soon

So that I could enjoy naija to the fullest... Lots n lots of goodies... Waiting to be surprised

Mamacita007: Beverley didnt win. my feelings are hurt

How would u be hurt that embarrassment didn't win

You left Naija yesterday, already insulting the country.... O ga o

Can't believe a human is this stupid.... False story

Know one of 'em

Mamacita007: When u arrive in school, tell people u braid hair & start charging low for more customers. Im making enough money from braiding every weekend than my campus job. Some saturdays i cover up to 5 heads depending on the styles. Most students cant afford braids so they always fix weaves. Dont focus on naija peeps becos they will keep pricing low. Talk to other blacks like jamaicans & co in Church, give ur number to peeps in the mall & everywhere u go. When i first started i used to charge $40 but now its $60 and up for weaving & $150 & up for braids. Bring xpression becos they don't know it. I sell 2 pcks for $16. Theres no way u won't find customers unless black people re not living there. If u have money print bizness cards for more publicity.

My boo, making money for the household... By the way, I still dey airport, why didn't u come and pick me

Lucasbalo: That's my number 1 pet peeve whenever i am in Nigeria. Its very barbaric. The second one is people not using toilet tissue after u know what. Instead, they use water. It's very annoying and unhygienic.

Using water is unhygienic?? Are u kidding me

nigerianphoenix: Hello everyone!
First of all, anyone in Chicago? I leave in a few weeks. Although I've done all the necessary research, I'd still like a first-hand account of what to expect when I arrive.
Secondly, I just started preparing to pack (I've been procastinating for months), and I'm a bit confused about which items are important and which ones I can purchase in the U.S. What did you take with you? And, what do you wish that you had taken with you?
Thirdly, I haven't been on an international flight before. What should I prepare for?
Finally, does anyone know about the laws regarding carrying prescription medication into the united states?
Thanks in advance for your answers!

I know very much about it, carry as much as u can

Mamacita007: I miss u. can u imagine him calling me a horse. j/k its becos u left here

Awww
Miss u too
Am always here, just don't comment all the time

iamchux: Hi Mamacita, I strongly need your help in terms of my career issue, please its pretty urgent...Ever-caring Yvete has shed much information, but wouldn't mind getting a step-by-step info from the horses'mouth, Lol

Please, I sent you an NL msg. Waiting to hear from you. Thanks in anticipation...

So the mouth I don dey kiss for months na horse own... Ewoo!!!!

Una dey eye my babe.... No think am!

He is not worth Higuain price sef

Ms Nas: Okay, this is how it happened.
We were in a straight file before entering the interview hall. And as we entered, there was another line for the initial checking of docs. Those doing that are Nigerians, I presume. Okay, so immediately I entered and joined that line, the security guy asked me to bring the slip I had with me (which contained number 120) and gave me one, which is 119. I dunno where he got it oo. He then gave my 120 to the girl behind me, collected her own 121, and gave it to the person behind her, collected that one's 122 and gave him 121 and so on.

The line moved quite fast and 119 showed on a guy's screen. There, the guy asked for my documents, perused it and gave me back the rest, except for my I-20 and my DS-160. He told me to go and sit down and that I'll soon be called for biometrics. After a while, my number showed on counter 7, which is where they do biometrics and the lady already had my passports and docs with her. She did the biometrics, returned my documents to me and told me to take a seat, that I'll soon be called for the interview.

Lo and behold, I sat there for like one hour and my number didn't come up. Those that we came in together had loong gone. When I couldn't take it anymore, I approached a security guy and told him, he said I should go and sit down that they'll call me, but I was adamant cos they had loooonnng passed my number. He said OK then, once you see any of the VOs that are free, just go to him/her.

As luck will have it, I sat down in the row in front of the white lady and immediately she finished somebody's interview I went to her. She was like "Did I call you?" I said no, and I held up my number and said "see, they skipped me" She said "oooohhh, we're so sorry, but you can see I already called someone, kindly wait till I finish with her and you can come"

She was even the one that called me when she finished. She was like " will ticket number 119 please come forward?"

The rest is history oo.
My story is long, I know. Sorry

Just seeing this, congrats dear!!!! Sorry for this being late

olarwarlay: I told y'all.... Oga Kpolli means business.

I guess he's since switched to bing maps as suggested by Mama.

Dear Lord, i need to find me some love too

Bing maps ke... Still trust my bb maps and google maps

nice4life: I meant to say the fear of those things has held a brother down for sometime now, but come to think of it why would a woman want to leave a man that treat her well assuming she's not under a spell?? So it is safe to say that the man holds the key, treat her well and she'll stay with you forever no matter where she is from.

Or it might just be in their nature to divorce.... But good line of thought tho

Mamacita007: This bra cant work for everybody.wat of those with big boobs like triple f or even m bra cup? It cant hold their boobs at all

Is that ur bra size?

Mamacita007: women are definitely safer. even most school buses in the US are driven by women

Abegi!! We all know u girls are safe car bashers.... 95% of the accidents on the road was caused by a female driver... Honey, I would always hold the wheel... Don't bother about that, I want us to live to see our great grand kids

Mamacita007: becos they used to sell pure honey at radisson blu.

Awww, that's so awesome... Lemme go there to get some for u