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Mamacita007: How will u be moved wen u & leripa have been drinking mmmm

When u dumped me

Yvete: Well, here's a Long Island Iced tea for you - Sweet Tea vodka and Minute Maid Lemonade.

Now, this is what we should be uploading

Yvete: Please I need your help in Nigeria with a lil research on the cost of hiring a comedian. I like Bovi, but I donno if its going to be too expensive. Can you inbox me your number when you settle in?

I would inbox it to u now.... I already know the number I will use

All these una food no move me except akpu, fufu and pounded yam dey....

Mamacita007: mmmm another kpolli

None like me hun

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]lets get u more shots[/quote]Yes pls

Mamacita007: Av u removed the teeth now? ive started eating solid food now but ive been having headache & ibrofrofen helps

No I haven't... Still enroute to naija

Mamacita007: ur bed can catch fire



Im waiting for my invitation or eat alone die alone lloooooll

Dear u don't need an invitation, u know where I keep the house keys...

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]I have a very big couch u know [/quote]From bed to couch... Wow, u like ur food spicy

Mamacita007: Thanks. im well now. i had toothache & have removed the bad tooth
WHY DIDNT U CONTEST FOR MISS NAIRALAND.ME, YVETE,NICE4LIFE & KPOLLI WUD AV VOTED FOR U TO WIN. Can u still join?

Copy cat.... Same illness I had beginning of the year (part of the reason I am running to naija this summer) I want to remove my teeth in naija... I no get money like Mamacita

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]how well can u cook?[/quote]Me? I thought this was about egbon Leripa but if your directing the question at me... Well I can call myself a very good cook... Atleast girls always leave satisfied (that's what they say)

So don't marry potential... Marry established abi....

And 2mao you would say Naija girls are hungry

So cos the bees killed the man, they are now called Africanised bees.... Kai, Africa we need to protest

Yvete: KPOLLI!!!

Yes dear ?

Yvete: LOLZ.



Globe-trotter!! I may have gotten the TV from a pawn shop

You may have but you did not

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]u cant cook?[/quote]We men like cooking on the bed

Yvete: Guys, I need help. When I connect my hdmi cable to my HP laptop, it makes a squeaky sound every 3-4 minutes or so that distracts me from the movie. Soo soo annoying! I pulled the cable off my samsung surround sound system, is it too strong for my laptop or my laptop is too weak for my TV? Do I need to change to a HP cable?

@ Uncle-Nice : I watched House of Cards throughout yesterday. Its a neflix series. Check it out.

HDMI cables should be the same no matter the make... Hmm

Except HP tampered with it

Yvete: Thanks for the quick response. The sound is coming from the TV. I called my younger brother to find out if it has always been like this and he said no. He uses the same cable with PS3 & his laptop too. My laptop didn't come with a cable. How do I know if my TV has in-built netflix?

Mamacita is not feeling too well. I thought you guys are aware. My bad!

Speedy recovery to her, I wish

Yvete: My TV is relatively new. I bought it in January, but unfortunately it doesn't come with netflix. I'll go get a cable at Bestbuy to see if the squeaky noise drops. I delivered your message to baby girl.

Yvete-Money... Gbogbo bigz girl

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]we will drink like Russian men [/quote]In Winter

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]u will be in the kitchen whilst I watch tv in the living room [/quote]Am sure he means another kinda food

Yvete: ^^ I see a lot of 'alcoholics' in the house. Kpolli's got a drinking partner

Don't deny thy calling

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]drunk pple are fun. How fun can u get?[/quote]As fun as fun can allow

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]my floor is not so hard don't worry I will take good care of u[/quote]u don't have a couch nii?

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]I wil get u 10 shots and 2 for myself [/quote]Now why would you want him that drunk?

Mamacita007: love me jeje love me tender. But he didnt sing any other song after this one

Cita dear, u fell my hand.... He sang 2 more after this.... Mr Money Man and some other I can't remember

So who changed the name of the title? Abi u no wan make I comment again abi.... Bye!!!

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]next 5 rounds on me if u keep ur mouth shut[/quote]You know how to take care of your own

Yvete: Is Olamide not over-hyped? Post one of his good songs lemme listen. I see him everywhere and never hear his songs at Nigerian parties.

Yeah he is over-hyped.... Naija parties over here can't play his songs cos (sorry to say) they are not updated on current naija music.....


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVLvMGzsHFk

Mamacita007: lloooooll which one is sad there? Ive removed the Alicia keys. dedicated to u from my favorite MAYD



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cynYZjSLDU

As a sure boy!!!!

[quote author=I.Joan]Some M.I and Olamide....
[flash=425,400]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4318vHER6k[/flash]
This song reminds me of suya

In my opinion...Olamide's best song ever...
[flash=425,400]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=290qpqNPviQ[/flash][/quote]I disagree with u big time.... First of all, go down low!!!!!!!!!

Mamacita007: Its dis type of song u ll like. Her name is eva


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jn1NTXQHOdU


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkHVeKyD83M

Wassup with all these sad love songs?

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]i never get caught [/quote]That's what everyone says

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]so long u dont have intentions of snitching on me[/quote]Snitches full ground

nice4life: @kpoli have you tried corona beer especially when it's cold? Omo that beer sweet die, just playing my snooker and taking d beer to drink away all the sorrows of this week. I dey play my snooker and drinking my corona beer , one Orobo oyinbo babe come notice my table come and start talking to me, na i tell her say i don't do fat girls na she waka go.

All these yankee beer wey be like water... Not tried it, myt try it later just to taste

[quote author=Osas~79]Bar man, 1 Heineken sharply, make i hold body,
why are gud gals so easy to fvck, i met a fine gal in church last sunday, we don ready to give d tin even before I ask. she came to my crib to watch movie from smooches & kisses, things progressed to another level. is she easy for other men or she loves me, confused.[/quote]So cos she likes u and allowed u to hit it, u now call her easy.... She myt just have a thing for only u

kofsy: Hahahahahhahahah u almost cracked my ribs with laughter! Why are you so bitter? Ok now I get... At 34, your life is cankered with sorrow and frustration.
You know the part that got me laughing most is the part of your post that says I'm wayward... I bet if your mother was as decent and chaste as I'm she wouldn't have ended up with a scu+mbag like your father with the watery sp+erm that produced you.

[quote author=Osas~79]Rabid dog on the loose, where did u see sex in my post, things progressed does it mean sex? dont blame me for ur mutiple abortions, i see frm ur posts ur a wayward foolish bittch[/quote]Oi, love-birds.... No cursing in my parlour

Mamacita007: mmmmm pple quarelling in d beer parlour. kpolli ur thread is now razz msheww

A beer parlour is meant to be razz, so pls gimme a hand in serving these people

Mamacita007: mmmmmmmm continue drinking corona beer so that ur tummy will swell like a pregnant woman. After u'll start quoting the book of Psalms like say u & moses write am.

Thou shall not judge.... Queen of SOTB

So they taxed our salaries, built bridges from it and now want me to pay toll to pass that bridge..... Some ppl are still writing "Eko O ni Baje"...... It has already spoilt

Yvete: Please don't tell me you're one of those #TeamBreezy people? Not a fan, I prefer Miguel or J. Cole.
Besides, forgot to say this earlier, you always claim being broke, but you take more vacations than anyone here. Weren't you in Miami last year? The UK -> Nigeria and you're broke? C'mon Kpolli! Hehe

Yes ooo... Ever since the world turned their backs on him for slapping their own....

Daytona Beach not Miami and I was with family, same thing happening now.... I am with family... Amen I claim it... I am not broke but I no get spare cash like I want right now

Yvete: Kpolli: I usually get off work around 5pm. Anyways, I MUST see you on your way back. I'll give you my number so you could holla!
Guys, hope my joke isn't causing any problems on Mamacita's beautiful thread. Enjoy the love ((hugs)).

Ok ma.... Sure will do

Which joke?

And pls why are you hating on Chris Breezy?

Mamacita007: lloolll my signature is for uuu

Awww

Mamacita007: Sad stories im reading here o even though today is a sunday llooll. I dated only one person in my life for 4 yrs & regret knowing him. Right now my heart is closed with super glue until further notice. Everything was alright till he went to the UK for masters. Can u imagine I even gave him some money wen I left? I was busy spending all my pocket money on international calls becos he said it wz expensive. When I call, we spend like 30 mins arguing over nothing either dat he's sleepy or he was in class or im calling at d wrong time. I find myself apologizing for nothing. Long distance relationships r for fools. After waiting like a big fool, even close to his family in naija, he cut me off completely. When I first came to yankee, he now tried to reconnect wit me on fb. The same person u deleted just like dat? calling me runaway bride that im his true love. I told him d nxt time u call me ur true love again, i'll send Holy Ghost fire to consume you & put him on my block list. nonsense.

But I used kerosene to open it