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Anthonymighty: see me see wahala o....My landlady just called me now and warned me about how i throw away my trash without separating the recycled one from the other trash. She said this is the second time she is getting tickets for it. And i will pay the next one that comes if i don't learn what she has to tell me. She said she knows i am new here but i have to learn how things are done here...She said the white nylon is for the plastic, bottles and plates but i have to wash them before i put them inside the nylon to the Bin. See me see trouble.. .how will i wash what i want to throw away before i throw them away. ...I don tire o...Is it like that everywhere or its just in New York here.

New York or Massachusetts?

Yvete: Lol. See Kpolli feeling like he's got his own Maggi Kitchen show running on the Food Network channel.

Hey, since you're so close to Houston, you need to expand your job search to attend career fairs in the area. I don't see the need to travel so far away if you're job-hunting especially if you attend LSU. Unless you would like to work elsewhere then thats Okay. April 1st is just a few days away. This is the season to be aggressive! #PrayingForYa

Maybe I would that, thanks...

Mamacita007: lloooll no problem sha i just ignored her. kpolli my chef will teach u how to cook. With only $10 you can cook a big pot of okro soup with chicken drumsticks. Its better to use habanero fresh pepper than dry pepper for soup. I usually buy my own from walmart. The only thing is that am already tired of eating chicken. in fact i just hate chicken right now.

Chef Kpolli in the house, what do u wanna learn?

Mamacita007: Please dont go back to naija. Its only on saturday or sunday that i use for cooking naija soup becos of my roomate. One day i was making stew and she left the door open and started spraying her air freshner so since then i just stopped cooking when shes not here for peace to reign.

And you didn't use slap to bring her senses back? My roommate loves the smell but it's too spicy for him

Yvete: Thought this is about on-campus jobs



I think you need to stay close to the Indians cos' they get everything. I've always thought you had a job as a Computer Lab Assistant or tech support guy. If there's going to be a career fair at the convention, its imperative that you attend.

Indians slyed me twice, I keep my distance and watch my back

webstradamus: You gat jokes bro ...

But seriously have you tried ITS, Academic Computing Center or Library? They're usually the highest employers of CS/IT majors. Might be very competitive but grad students (with prior work experience) usually have an edge. And how about summer internship? Hope you've secured one or are at least close to securing one. You'd be amazed at the ginormous opportunities out there on Dice/Indeed/SimplyHired (hope am not be preaching to the choir here ).

Lol

Thanks bro....

OjaP: You said it all.

And if Kpolli is in California, I would advise him to apply to Aera Energy based in Bakersfield, California. They are looking for summer Interns in their IT department.

My sure bros always looking out for me

Yvete: Thought this is about on-campus jobs

Won't be harmful getting an internship hun

Square65: Will be there live at Indiana!

We should hook up bro

Mamacita007: llooooll are u serious so they rejected you for kitchen job? eya sorry maybe its becos u dont know how to cook. i applied for every job on campus even cafeteria job llooooll but it was just God. My kenya friend got cafeteria job and quit the job after getting her social security even though they gave her free food.

PAUSE!!!!!

Did you just say I dunno how to cook Darling, you need to know what these hands can do... I am a chef in the kitchen, sef now am going to cook egusi

Mamacita007: lloooolll cafeteria work will not fit kpolli oo. Computer lab job is better

Leave her, she wants to kill my status

Mamacita007: who rejected you?

Kitchen

Yvete: Ain't you kidding? Because you live like your friends that fly from the US to Nigeria multiple times a semester. Lolz. Go get a job at the Caf, at least.

They rejected me sef..... Said no money, imagine

Are u going for the NSBE convention??

djeezy: Having a rival to the point of thinking you'll loose your partner can be so disconcerting and can put you in an apprehension of fear especially when you love the person. So my question is this, how do you deal with a relationship rival whether or not it poses a threat to you? Mature responses pls, this thread may be useful to many people here, no knowledge is a waste, even the bad ones.lol

As long as ur in a relationship with a Naija girl, u will always have a rival cos they are always looking for ways to replace u....

Yvete: What happened to "sorry bro"?
I saw you on that Alcohol thread..Hmnnnn

@Smith: Please kindly explain what this means "u jst like to dey take me rub am bigtime".

I ain't sorry

Anthonymighty: Yvete, mamacita, imperiouxx ma nigga, kpoli, Big Francis nwanne mo, and the rest......I HAIL O! my oga @ the top them.....Cold for Boston dey affect me o....Snowing for like 2 days now....Anyways i don get job shap shap for school and school neva resume...

And am still very much jobless... Truly, all fingers are not equal

bodeplot: Kpolli and all, does lsu waive toefl for nigerians, heard dey waive bt wanted to be sure.thanks in advance..good to start dis new part 4.expecting my own miracle soonest.God will do it

LSU requires TOEFL, plus u wud still do another english exam here too... So better sabi english

Yvete: OMG Kpolli. What can we do about this?

Pour yourself a glass

Yvete: This is one of the reasons why i do NOT waste my time with people that would NOT apply to the right schools or refuse to write GRE.
#ColdBlooded..
And to those of you that refuse to disclose the name of your school, good luck!

#TeamColdBlooded

Mamacita007: This part 4 didnt start well after all the prayer. FBI/CIA as soon as u told the vo everest institute she just gave up thats why your interview no make sense.



just write all the necessary exams whether they asked for it or not.

When Kpolli talked someone called him cold hearted and a bully.... Do I still care, NO

Can't wait to continue laughing

Imagine my first post in part 4

Mamacita007: Mumcee used to send it to the village but not anymore lloolll. I love shoes thats the oonly thing that i can store for many years even if im not wearing them. right now i need to go shopping for summer becos all my winter clothes are sweaters.

Darling u don't need shoes for summer, just bikini and slippers would do

bilms: I hear some people say,a day can't go by without taking liquo,because to them,they don't feel alright without it. But what exactly do they gain from drinking it everyday to the extent that they can't do without it? some even use their last kobo to buy a bear. I think alcohol is more than refreshment,there must be something else.

You can't know it til you drink it

This one became gay all in the name of residency, o ma se ooooo

[quote author=I.Joan]Sowi o [/quote]What did I do?

[quote author=I.Joan]Yvete,
I don't kiss and tell... [/quote]Someone got laid

Yvete: Shakes head! I guess you were hungover from excess grape juice.

Exactly

imperiouxx: Happy birthday Kpolli. Sorry it's coming late. Cheers!

Thanks bro... I understand, took u a while (AC Milan) from recovering from the loss

Anthonymighty: Touched Down JFK since Monday afternoon...Mehn New York is freaking COLD. Damn! I came out of the airport after immigration and homeland security finished their thing. I was wearing just one Shirt and a Jean, as the breeze blow me, it didnt take up to 5 mins my hands were folding...mehn i quickly opened my bag, carry my Thickest Sweater + Jacket wear. Because water don dey comot my nose. Its all good sha. I am in South Side Jamaica Ave. NY. Imagine...the same place 50 cent grew up. ...Cant wait for school to resume jare make i run go Boston.

IMPERIOUXX....My man...i got u that stuff...but cant post it down now o...gimme a lil time to settle down fully.


KPOLI.....Happy Birthday to you manny. Long Life n H1B

Yvete....

Thanks bro, Na H1B or prosperity u wan write??

Yvete: Anthony is on an 'Empire State of Mind' right now. Had a good laugh, Lolz. You were warned about the cold. Hehee
Say Hi to Jayz & Beyonce
Bear HUG to Lauryn Hill
Chop Knuckle, Alicia Keys
[b]Slap 50 Cent for me! [/b]

Be careful out there!

No slap my landlord o

Mamacita007: I'm joining.... right now i dyed my hair almost like blonde gold colour. Do i need to wash it out first? my hair is not really long like that but the length is fine.

Young lady, is that what you used the money I sent for soup to do?

Yvete: awwwww ... Hope its not with Oga Imperiouxx or Kpolli? I'm just kidding.
'Metamorphosis of A Baby into a Lady' so how did your date go?

Kpolli ke?? I've been knocked out since Thursday oh

moroh:
Happy birthday bro. May God continue to guide your steps

Thanks bro

olarwarlay: HBD Oga Kpolli.... Bigger you i pray.

winbyforce: Happy birthday Kpolli!!! Do have a blast.

Thanks bros... Amen

olarwarlay: @Kpolli, I could have sent you a birthday cake but I don't want to send one and my oga at the top will say it's another one.... Daz all!

lol

Mamacita007: Kpoliiiiii! HBD boo. Today is a very special day. May God bless and keep you with long life and prosperity. May you prosper in everything that you lay your hands upon amen. I'm waiting for my share of the pink cake lloooll

Thanks boo... Amen
Lol
I have mailed Seun to send it, so when it arrives... Would hand it to you to share it for us

Evelyn06: Kpolli,happy birthday to you!!!! Wish you many more years ahead.

Thanks dear

Yvete: Guess who turns 20 today?
Happy Birthday to my in-law, Kpolli. You have just one more year to be officially legal.

Wish you a totally cool, really fun-tastic, majorly awesome and rocking year ahead! Enjoy that pink cake on your profile, courtesy of Nairaland!

Thanks dear.....

fittty: Waitee, is kpoli really Twenty years? I doubt it. Lemme ask my Oga ontop...

Lol