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[quote author=mondi_cheeks] how wld u know?[/quote]Cos I know men and I know women underestimate us

Yvete: Uncle-Seunbunmi, I replied your email and didn't hear from you. How you been? The day you finally agree to come to the US, we will pop something on your behalf. Kpolli will supply the alcohol.

Now they need my alcohol

Yvete: Lolz. Mamacita, for real, Kpolli didn't tell me anything about coming to Houston. He knowingly avoided me.
How many days did you stay here? ... but I'm pretty disappointed you didn't tell me Would have met you if you had free time.

I did just before exam week
I didn't stay over night.... Went directly to the airport, I dunno anyone there to even sleep over... No money for hotel

Was even thinking of buzzing u so we could see just b4 I left but tot u would be too busy, left on tuesday around 4/5... N that's rush hour rite?
Why I no go wan hang out with Yvete

Mamacita007: Thank God ur better now. what did u eat in houston?

Chicken burger n fries ooo! pere

imperiouxx: @kpolli,

Can I have your email?

kpolli64 at yahoo dot co dot uk

Mamacita007: Infact ive ran back to the arms of my darling kpolli. nice4life & joan mmm God is watching heatbreak
i miss u nice4life but that was before. Now tins have changed.

Truth is coming out small by small.... But I would accept her back with open arms

Mamacita007: Av u left? Hope ur catching fun over there. dont worry my summer job will buy this laptop times 2 lloooooll



Congrats. Go & buy ipad cover for the back part so the keys wouldnt fall out one by one.

My boo is buying laptop for me

Yes I've left.... Was ill for the first few days but am better now... Yvete's Houston poisoned me

Yvete: hehehehe ... its really cool. I got the 11" so its not bulky for a tablet. Windows 8 is not that bad.

I still dey hustle for money to buy my own ooo

Yvete: Kpolli: I finally got that yoga laptop yesterday. I love it.

See gadget.... Na u dey enjoy oo

imperiouxx: Good, thanks my LA major.

What do you know if it's going to be two adults? Is it multiple by 2 or cheaper?

Multiplied by 2

Yvete: Wow! I've learned so much from this thread. I called my FI to come read all the comments and he said "Frugality is in. Nobody wants to be people-pleasers no more.". The important information garnered here is that {venue, food, music and decor} are top priorities, and we can go cheap on all others.

Our budget was 3.3M. It's so hard to pull off a wedding in Nigeria with a definite list of exactly the number of people I want. Now we decided to cut out traditional marriage, just an in-house introduction/pre-wedding party on Thursday night. No selling clothes/uniform. Then a white wedding on Saturday. We can only spend 3 weeks in Nigeria.

@ Baby4u2: Nicely written. Read your comment over & over. We need to be smart with this.

Madam dey do wedding and no involve in law.... I have lost my place to nice4life

imperiouxx: I need two ways and may be for two.

Look at Tuesdays and Wednesdays...... U should get for a good cost

Try 18/06 to 09/07

Use Kayak

Just saw for like $1090

Yvete: ^^ Kpolli, say NO to alcohol!

Coming from the Queen of Margarita.... I would just ignore this

Sorry for the delay, how can I be of service?

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]i have 7 and none of them know where I am[/quote]It would shock u that they are all close by

Mamacita007: ANTHONYMIGTHTY u came to drink wit kpolli ehn?? ok oo

Leave us alone hun ....

carlos1: If actually dia is a way we can come into dis world without being born by women, Then d world would actually be a better place. Outside that, we need dem

Don't totally agree with this
My mamacita is an angel

Mamacita007: ANTHONYMIGTHTY u came to drink wit kpolli ehn?? ok oo

Leave us alone....

carlos1: If actually dia is a way we can come into dis world without being born by women, Then d world would actually be a better place. Outside that, we need dem

Don't totally agree with this

Mamacita007: Where can i travel to now?this one that everybody is going away

Northern part of the country like NY

Mamacita007: ur not defeated.Ill miss u. So we wont hear from you till u come back nxt semester? Will u stop by here? How can one reach u nau?

Chill... Why won't I be here? Naija get internet naa... Aww would miss u too

[quote author=I.Joan]Broz Kpolli!!!!!!!!!!
Safe Journey....
In case I don't get to talk to you before you leave.[/quote]Thanks dear

nice4life: fear not my man, she's still with u, can't u see the heart felt , holy ghost filled prayer she prayed for u so u can drink vodka and still be able to play football

Consolation

Mamacita007: May God guide & protect u in the field, in the beer parlour & heal ur throat from alcohol when u can drink holy water from tb joshua
@Yvete: nice4life is calabar & u've grouped him with ndi awusa llooooooll

Vodka is medicinal.. Do ur research...

So Mamacita knows Nice4life's tribe but doesn't know mine and am meant to be the boo.... Time I start accepting defeat

Yvete: Work starts tomorrow. I've been off work since Monday ( had a great week @ home watching Nigerian movies, breezing in and out of the doctor's office and popping pills). If you guys like Nigerian comedy, I watched these funny movies last week ~
Pregnant couple 1 & 2...Hilarious!
Okon goes to school
Sharp boys part 1 through 4.
Have a blessed week y'all! Safe journey Kpolli.

Thanks dear

nice4life: @kpolli I went through ur beer parlor thread, that's one of the best thread I've seen on NL. Kudos

Thanks sir

Yvete: ... and you still attend Mountain of Fire?? C'mon Kpolli!
After 4 shots of vodka, won't you be too drunk to play soccer?

Ehen!!! How would 4 shots get me drunk? I am stronger than that.... It burns n heals the throat... Soccer is best played while tipsy

Mamacita007: Dont mind kpolli. Wat kind of mfm member drinks vodka? Kpolli has a beer parlour on nairaland lloooooll click his profile to see it.
This is wat u need for breakfast that wont give heartburn & if u beg, NO IN ADVANCE llooooll

SMH.... You asked for my secret and I told u... But if it's the ulcer one, just try to eat none salt meals for a while

imperiouxx: They are two separate ways sha.

Eeya... The town is even boring rite now

Mamacita007: mmmm kpolli which moves? Kongfu

lots of oranges and 4 shots of vodka and a lot of activities like walking, playing soccer and co.

imperiouxx: Sup Kpolli. Hope your CGPA is hitting the sky? Where is your area in LA. Moving closer for the meantime soon.

We thank God.... Baton Rouge... This your tour ehn

So all of una dey ill.... Pele oo

I wish y'all speedy recovery.... Was ill but I did my usual moves to get myself cured (that was weeks back)

imperiouxx: See guys going home for just few weeks and months. Well, It's well. I'm paying visit too soon.

Yay!!!!

Mamacita007: I said wat are u bringing for me. I like big cashews without pepper just cashews in Ziploc bags. just bring it to Houston for me.

Anything for u dear

Mamacita007: Then wat of me?

Same applies to u.... Hurry while offer lasts

Mamacita007: Nooo thats when most couples plan weddings becos dey've moved on to a higher stage in their lives to settlle down.

That's a lie.... That's when girls experiment in camp n meet boys that lie to them

I have said this countless times on NL.... NYSC camp kills relationships, accept ur loss and move on

^^^^^^ Justwise's daughter