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flynbird: I'm fed up with their wahala sef. Just that I've come a long way with them

Seems they don't wanna admit u or too strict for internationals

imperiouxx: kpolli's reck-less friend
kpolli's friend reck-less
reck-less kpolli's friend
reck-less friend kpolli
friend reck-less kpolli
friend kpolli reck-less



Bring it on

Me? How? Where? Impe-baba don start again

nice4life: Its like she meant admission to the school not port of entry.

I wasn't referring to POE.... School's need you to do medicals... It's not new but this should not be a criteria for admission...

flynbird: Na wah oh! I jst checked my mail and read a mail from the school saying I have to complete an online 45mintues writting assessment on ETS website. After scoring 91 in Toefl. Smh! They say only Business and System Tech grad applicants are exempted from taking the assessment.

The mails also says I have to submit a F1 visa compliance form affidavit of support. And it must be signed and stamped by notary Public or legal official!.... Thought this was supposed to be for the embassys interview. Isn't the bank statement showing enough for my studies suposed to be enough for the school? Smdh!

Is this the only school you applied to? If they are giving you long thing then please scrap them from your list.... Go for a correct known school with known criteria like University of New Mexico

flynbird: Hi guys. Pls I'll l ike to know what my school means by submitting proof of Immunization against mumps, measles and rubella, Tetanus and HBV?? They say its part of the requirements for admission. Looks strange to me cos I haven't read anyone on here doing such for admission.

Also I studied economics and going in for HRM(human resources management). Does it look like a change of line? Are they very much related? Jst wondering cos of the VO's

You have to do medical test and immunizations b4 coming..... I did mine b4 I came here.... It is far cheaper to do it in naija

nice4life: Mamacita how you na? hope all the presentations went well? I miss u o

Your missing a married woman.... Hmm

nice4life: How are you na my pretty inlaw Did you check the proposed bill? Well, am going through it.with the new bill spouse of H1B holders can now work for any employer. can you see that? While the primary holder is tied to his/her company the spouse is free to work for anybody.

In-Law? or Yvete, am I missing something?

Yvete: Mr. Imperiouxx, ain't spoken to you for a minute. You forgot me!
Seems like the semester just got started cos' my head is buried beneath a huge mass of research papers. Procrastination is a BEACH! Ttyl

Same here

imperiouxx: Naija lost one virgin chemist to US again https://serve.mysmiley.net/happy/happy0065.gif

Wonder who the first is?

virgin ice: VO: Wat is d purpose of ur trip?
Me: to study
VO: Why phD? Why not masters?
Me: I hav deep and abiding passion for research. I love mystery and find it interesting especially in d area of chemical sciences
VO: Why not masters bfor phD?
ME: masters is 2yrs phD 5yrs, my age....(Mumbling; I go don old)
VO: R u married?
ME: NO!!!
VO: #laughing# why dd u av to ansa like dat, is it too early?
ME: #smiling# yes, I av to finish my studies first
VO: who is ur sponsor?
ME: I am on scholarship and I av TA
VO: I see, (nodding) wat's ur course?
ME: chemistry
VO: did u write any test?
Me: Yes I dd, Toefl n GRE
VO: lemme see ur result
ME: gave ha
VO: can u rate ursef? Do u tink ur marks wer very good or average? (Toefl and gre)
ME: For my toefl, I dd very good buh average in gre.
VO: wat was ur scores?
ME: told ha both GRE n TOEFL
VO: Well to me, I tink u dd very good. Wat is ur area of focus?
ME: Renewable Energy
VO: Do u tink dat wud b useful in ur country?
ME: Yes ofcourse, in terms of power supply. Nigeria is lagging therfore, am looking into other sources of power like d biomass, sun, water n so on.
VO: So wat is ur plan after school?
ME: I intend coming to Nigeria to Lecture, here is a letter from the DVC
Unilag....
VO: keep it. Congrats u shud go and pick up ur visa on thurs. (Smiling) wen u get back from the US, we will talk about improving power...
ME: yes we will, tank U so much and av a nice day (smiling)
VO: U too (smiling)

Congrats sis/dear.... Can't remember which I used to put

Atleast America can soon boast of having one virgin

Yvete: Will you be attending OTC, 2013 this year?

@Kpolli: You should come. Good networking for the energy industry esp. since you're close to the area. Its usually about $100 for visitors.

I would have loved to be there but that's exam period for us oooo

Yes

So it was my egbon's birthday and he didn't even tell me....

Happy birthday Bro!!!!!

Weselion: Ghana Stop being jealous, stop this rivalry games, Nigeria is your superior. If no be nigeria, who know majid micheal, van vicker, nardia buari e.t.c, if no be nigeria who sabi Vip, we even make una name popular by creating Ghana must go bag, we help re-modify and market azonto, so tay chris brown confuse talk say na nigeria get the dance. After all this, you repay us like this? No allow me wash your black star with hypo ooo.

Point of correction, Nigeria wasn't insulted.... P Square was.... The video has no lie in it so don't bring up any Ghana Naija rivalry

How can they be jealous of someone imitating their dance? Explain?

There are some

[quote author=Subomi-luv]I have come to a realisation that it would be best to marry a white man. Ever since i was younger i always felt this attraction to white men, there is just something so sexy and a lil taboo abt white men that i just cannot get out of my system. But its not only physically but mentally too.

White men do not have the same complexes and villager mentality as some of the blk men do. They really know how to make a women feel special and carry their weight around such as helping the lady with chores lovingly, just the way they are also on top of the corporate ladder.

The Alpha males. They strive to be the best and they uplift you and empower you instead of insulting and accussing you of feminism. I was watching a youtube video of britpopprinces with her white husband and the way this guy is damn no blk man would do the same as he does.

Even white men do not have any mishaps abt blk women wearing weaves or being darker or lighter. They see you for yourself. I guess in the past i was shy to admit it. Scared what would ppl say or think. Scared of the stares etc. So i have missed out on some good white guys in the past because of this plus i thought that all just want blk women for one thing. But things are changing, ppl are different.

Dnt judge a person based on hearsay and stereotypes. So women this is now 21st century. Do what you need to do. Date who you want whether white, asian, black, nigerian or non-nigerian. You have only one life to live and be with someone who will make you happy and fit your personality. I love white men and i cannot lie.[/quote]Bold part is a lie.... Plus it seems u've been dating too many akata guys, that's why you think black men are like that... Sef that's the only reason you tag us as black men

Mamacita007: agent kpolli

Mamacita007: You're not ready to come abi u're still gathering all the money wey full naija. anyway its better to come very prepared but i promise u will nt miss naija lloolll

Beg to differ

Mamacita007: if u wan laugh small abeg read this 2 post llooolll



to this one in usa lottery thread lloolll



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thats wat made me check ur profile the latest fbi is MAMACITA hahahahaa

Agent Cita

Mr & Mrs Smith

Nigerians go to cities and adapt to businesses they see there.... So this myth of Nigerians bringing crime to ZA is a bloody lie.... That's why Nigerians don't go to Houston and start hawking and selling drugs, they open businesses that are already present.....

So South Africans should stop complaining, it's obvious Naija guys went there and started out selling their ZA pimps and now they are complaining....

If the main trade in a country is crime, expect the Nigerian to open a business in crime.

dabraska: Moderator, I'm very sorry but I didn't know where to put this.

It was like 3 weeks ago. I went visiting my friend in school who was yet to graduate. It was on a Sunday, so I decided to go visiting after the first service in church (Faith Tabernacle). The students were on a one-week break then and were supposed to resume on that day. My friend didn't go home because it was a one-week break and he stays at Abuja.

I stayed in his room and we gisted and caught up on old times. I even came with my laptop. When it was 4:30pm, I decided to go home. When we got out, there were lots of people at the gate. As usual, students were resuming. Lecturers were everywhere admitting students into the hall and searching their belongings. I walked out of the hall with my friend and I was about entering my car when I found out that I forgot my Laptop charger and one of my phones in his room. We hurriedly went back to get them, only to be stopped by a lecturer at the gate of the hall.

I explained everything to him and he said we couldn't enter the hall. So I told my friend to go get the laptop charger and my phone from his room and that I was going to wait for him. But they also didn't allow him go inside the hall. They claimed he had a beard and that they were not even sure he was a student. They asked for his I.D card and he explained that it was in his room and that he wasn't just resuming that day. We were surprised because we just walked past them when we were coming out of the hall. They said my friend should go and cut his beard. Because I was running late and don't like driving at night, I told my friend to enter my car and we went searching for a barbing salon. After 20 minutes of searching, we couldn't find one, obviously because it was a Sunday. So we went back to the school.

We explained to them that we couldn't find a barbing salon and they didn't want to hear what we had to say. So I suggested that my friend goes in go get my stuffs, gives me, and then comes out and they can continue from where they stopped because I was running late and I was going to Lagos. The lecturer replies me and goes "If you had long term memory, you would remember that I said that he couldn't enter the hall". I felt very insulted because I was loosing patience, I was disgusted by the way we were being treated and finally, because I am a graduate of that school. So I replied that he shouldn't talk to me in that manner and that I'm no longer a student of this school. He called me rude and called the security on me.

Before I knew it, six security men including the lecturer came and gathered me. All trying to sweep me to the ground. My friend, a very strong guy, tried holding me and prevented me from going to ground. Other lecturers came and started raining insults and even slaps on me. I was held like a thief. They radioed their Security HQ and those ones came with a black pickup. They bundled my friend and I, took my wallet, my belt and my phones and took me to their quarters. They stripped me to my boxer shorts and locked us up in their prison guard room. This was around 7pm. I was given a hint that we should just beg and agree with everything said there because they were bent on making us sleep in that prison till the next day.

We later begged and I even settled one of the security guys the sum of 5k to allow me leave the prison. My friend went over to the hall and got my stuffs and headed home at 8:30pm. It was a horrible experience.

What is this country turning into? They claim they are spiritually inclined and they asked and collected 5,000 from me. It's such a shame. I wonder how many people they must have treated this way. Even to an ex-student of the school. I am disappointed at Covenant University! Bunch of Hypocrites!

As an ex student, you should be able to file a complaint to your alumni group

newloaded: Ever since i got married to my wife things have taken a down-turn in all aspects of my life .I now sleep to have funny dreams,nightmares ;waking up to see different scratches all over my body as opposed to how i was before the wedding .I discovered things have just been falling apart and business arent just picking up.I lost my banking job and my business is at its lowest ebb.So many prophets have pin pointed my woes to my wife ,saying she belongs to the marine kingdom and shes in my life to render me to nothing and thereafter destroy me and signs to confirm this i have witnessed on several occasions.
I would like to know if this actually happens or is it just some fairy tales that should be jettisoned?If it is,what options do i have ?Do i seek for her deliverance or simply separate from her ?What if she doesnt want to be delivered ?what should i do?
Opinions and please no insults .

It does happen, plus are u sure she wants to be delivered.... Personally I would advise u to go to MFM

Happy Easter Everyone

OjaP: That guy doesn't know what he is saying. There is a clear difference between a dual degree and MS/MA/MBA/PhD in whatever. How will an educated man who claimed to get "admits" in three of the top schools in the US be ignorant of that?

I hold a MS in Geology is different from I hold a dual masters degree in Geology and Business Admin - MS Geology/MBA. And how would a man who claimed to be trained in the USA not know how to choose his words? It's like me saying I have a MBA in Geology when in the real sense I have a dual masters degree in Geology and Bus. Admin (MS/MBA). I would be so stupid to say that and don't even think my stupidity or foolishness should be pardoned.

YES,there is MBA/MS in Nursing but nothing like MBA in Nursing. Several schools have that option and not only UCLA.

Reckless: Is that clear enough??

UCLA doesn't even have that option, only University of Illinois has it.... 2 have just normal MSN but one of the schools (WIU) he got admit from doesn't even offer Graduate degree in Nursing....

So reckless, pick your lies wisely....

Karpurt: Please is it true that the ACT test date has been cancelled because it
Is April 13th on google but i was told by someone that it has been
Cancelled till an unspecified date.
So please how true is this?

Don't believe rumors or u can contact them yourself

Yvete: Hmnn... Ask Kpolli

Mamacita007: thats kpoli's profile pix on nairaland llooolll

Changed since

imperiouxx: Agent Kpolli https://serve.mysmiley.net/characters/character0008.gif Askari baba! ehn... tuale sir!

Egbon I bow for ur signature... Plus my in law deserves most of the praise

[quote author=Reck-less]See forming oo kpoli u fit swear with ur 4 father say u wan book ticket go 9ja...you wey ready be come Illegal 4 here like ur mexican brodas...[/quote]Took me almost a week to see this... Reasons why I don't go personal here, cos foooools are plenty... Well lemme analyse ur NL life span...

First it was
[quote author=Reck-less]Got GA from 3 Schools western illinois uni...university of illinois Chicago....Illinois state uni full ride baby....confused on which school imma choose outta da 3 skools...plus been a resident.....haha shout out to my hommie Chi-town imma hook ya up @ Downtown chy Baby.....best of luck prospective students!!![/quote]This wasn't enough, he had to get MBA in Nursing

[quote author=Reck-less]shoutout to my hommies in da house Chy-town...jimtosam..Big Frank,..dizzzyfrienzzy..emmanuel...Yvete...thanks y'all its like y'all came up with da same skools and guess what its the best choice cos its a full ride for mba in (Nursing) @imperiox i smell jealousy ....[/quote]I guess u did SAT to get this abi

Lie didn't even end there

[quote author=Reck-less]Graduation on my mind in few weeks and i'm off to Carli baby...UcLA here i come!!!![/quote]Next time u ask ur neighbor if u can use his pc to check ur NL updates, don't ask me dumb questions...

Mamacita007: Thats not fair nau. You shoudn't av insulted her llooolll. One day my friend carried 4 of us wit her to meet one guy in one ice cream joint and d guy refused to pay instead he bought only 1 ice cream for us to share and walked away. anytime I remember that day i'll just laugh and he's my senior brothers friend. him and my brother were laughing at me for going with my friend llooolll magaaa!!

All these Unilag girls... Can not blame the dude

Send her a text saying u thought she was testing u but as she has decided to move on and not communicate the issue with u... You wish her all the best in life

virgin ice: Wat course, dept/ grad set r u from Unilag?

Am the unilag person not him....

Anthonymighty: Im still in NY bro..School resumes April 8...I only went to Boston to meet the ISSI and to get a job and find an apartment too. I am back to NY but i go to boston regularly because i am already falling in love with the school. So big and everything looks nice. I will get my Husky card After orientation on April 3rd. With the husky card u can do everything in the school, meals, library, sports, Gym, everything...The library is so big man.

Meal ke... U no dey cook for urself nii? Save ur money oh.... Plus Unilag library no big too nii, no dey fall Unilag's hand

Nigerians use twitter apps not internet site.... Hiss