₦airaland Forum

olatunji21:
Ur vote is your power.. Vote wisely
GMB for 2015
Change is coming

Wetin u buy wey u wan collect change of N2015?












Keep dreaming!

grinface98:
We should give u 4 or 5 more years so u would b able to ruin we Nigerians completely abi? God no go help u! Foolish Niger delta man.
Vote APC come 2015!

Na tribalism go kill you!

voiceofnigeria:
President Goodluck Jonathan today urged all Nigerians to be patient for another four or five years for the country to be better, Punch reports.

The president was speaking in today’s Sunday service at Christ Apostolic Church, Area 1, Durunmi, Abuja where he worshiped.

He assured Nigerians that his administration was working hard to put Nigeria on the right path but warned that the result of their efforts might not be visible immediately.

He opined that if the present achievements of his administration is sustained, Nigeria would become a better place in the next four or five years.

The president also urged Nigerians to continue to pray for his government with assurances that he and his team will continue to give their all in the discharge of their duties.

He said, “For me and members of my team, in spite of the challenges, we will continue to do our best.
“As a nation, we have not reached where we want to be, definitely not. But we are coming up with a number of policies.

“Those who are taking pain to look at what we are doing will agree with us that if we progress as a nation steadily in this manner, in the next four or five years, this country will be a better place.”

Just yesterday, Former president Ibrahim Babangida urged all Nigerians, who mean well for the country, to support the President.

SOURCE 1: http://www.diamondreport.com.ng/2014/12/jonathan-to-nigerians-give-me-another.html

http://www.punchng.com/news/nigeriall-be-a-better-place-in-five-years-says-jonathan/

If not for the formidable forces bent on marring jonathan's administration, he would have performed much better.
I can't stop imagining why some people in a plural society like ours, have sworn to rule others forever otherwise, hell shall constantly be let loose!
May God have his way in Nigeria's situation.

PassingShot:
Couldn't you have passed your message without the insults? I see, the desperation of PDP/GEJ has infested the brains of Jonathanians!

If Buhari wins next year, please make sure you don't commit suicide sha.

You wish!

PassingShot:
There is a clear difference between Buhari's statement and an agreement entered into by Jonathan to do one term.

The difference is that Buhari's was a statement never based on any condition. Jonathan's was premised on a condition. Something like "if you do this for me, I will do this for you in return".

So he entered into a proper agreement that if the North supports him to be president, he will do one term and the presidency will return to them. And he is morally obliged to fulfill it. Just like me telling you that if you come with me, I will buy you a dinner. If you indeed come with me, I'll be morally responsible for your dinner.

Can this same meaning be made from Buhari's statement? No.

Hope I'm clear.

And on that of speaking for other regions and tribes you must understand that the statement is just what it is. It doesn't mean all Yorubas will vote for Buhari just as not all Christians and south-southerners will vote for Jonathan.

Even as I don't know you, your degree of foolishness embarrasses me right in my living room! What agreement are you talking about? Oh, Jonathan had an agreement with the almighty North (the king makers).
Let thou not be deceived, if Buhari would rule, he would have won in the previous election. Ooops He's lost forever!

PassingShot:
Before you react to this, please answer this question objectively:

[size=20pt]If you were in same position as the North with the agreement reached with the clueless one, would you have acted differently?[/size]


Even the South rejects Jonathan as well!


The North rejects him for going back on his agreement of one term only. If found in same situation as them, I will take similar decision.

We the Yorubas reject him on the basis of performance and for calling our leaders rascals smong many other blunders.

The Itsekiris and Urhobos reject him for allowing Tompolo to trample on them and for marginalization.

Other well meaning Nigerians, irrespective of tribe and religion reject him for corruption and sbsence of security in the land.

The International Community rejects him for being so clueless and incompetent which has made us become a laughing stock in the committee of nations.

The voice of the people is the voice of God.

GMB 2015.

You are the worse fool of the century! What agreement have Jonathan with the North? Oh, you mean the North is empowered by the constitution to produce the president? Or it's your birth right to determine who rules?
Stupid born to rule mentality!
Stop him if you can!!!

Anasko:
The Opposition, All Progressives Congress, APC,
will commence the ‘walk the ward’ campaign
today, with the aim of reaching Nigerians at the
ward level.

This was disclosed by the Vice-presidential
candidate of the party, Prof. Yemi Osinbajo via
his twitter page.

He said, “Good morning, Nigeria. We will be doing
a “Walk The Ward” today, to meet and talk to
Nigerians, about our vision. The communal spirit
used to be so strong, but we all seem to be
losing it. It’s time to get it back. We will try to
visit your ward too…”.
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2014/12/apc-begins-walk-ward-campaign/?utm_source=&utm_medium=facebook

Please can any one tell me even a single policy of APC? Ever since the registration of the party, they have focused more on criticising Jonathan rather than presenting their policy agenda.
Present your planned polices and they will speak louder than words. Even as Atiku lost, before the primaries were contested, he was posting his economic plans on facebook but on a general level, APC hasn't presented anything as their policy. So I ask, what will they do when they take over governance?
What is the change all about? All we hear more often than not is that Jonathan is clueless. So since APC has a clue for better governance, what's keeping them from presenting it?

gratiaeo:
http://www.punchng.com/news/boko-haram-not-islamic-group-sultan/

Yes we all know... Al-shabab in somalia killing Kenyans in vain are also not non-muslims, Hezbola militants group in Lebanon are non-muslims, Al-quida in Pakistan are also not muslims, ISIS in Iraq and Syria are gospel preachers abi? Umar Faruq Abdulmutalab who attempted to bomb American airline in 2009 was also an evangelist enh??! If I hear this again from Sultan, I will challenge him to a public debate. Nonsense!

LaurelP:
Which would you prefer as a boss in the office
A male or female boss

Please give reasons

A female boss? Chixos!
I rather be under 3 males bosses @ d same time!

lalasticlala:
The Judiciary Staff Union of Nigeria (JUSUN) has lamented the failure of stakeholders to respect the last memorandum of understanding regarding financial autonomy of the Judiciary.

JUSUN therefore announced that union will commence an indefinite strike from January 2, 2015.

Rising from an emergency meeting of its National Executive Committee (NEC), in Abuja, the union explained that the strike became imperative, considering the “rough terrain encountered by the union to make the governors implement the judgment of Federal High Court delivered on 13th January, 2014 but fall on deaf ears.”

The a communique jointly signed by the union President, comrade Marwan Mustapha Adamu and Assistant General Secretary, Comrade Placidus Nnamani, stated that it is obvious that the state Governors were deliberately disobeying and frustrating the independence of Judiciary.

JUSUN said their action amounts to a level of “insincerity and insensitive” of the Governors and the insecurity in the process of democratic principles as they have conspired not to allow a constitutional guaranteed and provided partner to exercise its due rights.’


JUSUN accused the Accountant General of the Federation of compromising his position and authority imposed on him by the court order.

The union had suspended its previously intended strike following the last Memorandum of understanding supervised by the Minister of Labour reached on 27th November, 2014.

JUSUN warned that “the indefinite strike shall commence from 2nd day of January 2015, until the total compliance with the judgment of the Court, and the terms contained in the Memorandum of understandring”, adding the union will not take responsibility of any mishap as a result of the breach.

Some of the efforts of the union includes securing a Court judgment in a suit no FHC/ABJ/CS/66/2013, JUSUN vs National Judicial Council and 73 others, serving of the said judgment on the debtors, the Federal Accountant General, State Accountants general and state auditor general for compliance and until the statutory period of appeal, and now none of the judgment debtors or the parties served with the Court order have appealed against it.

JUSUN, however said, ”we think, it is time to free the Judiciary from the captives, stangulations and imprisonments by the state governors.”

http://dailypost.ng/2014/12/26/judiciary-workers-embark-nationwide-strike-january-2/

I'm not surprised cos even fuel subsidy was removed on 1st January. Insensitivity @ its peak!
Let them go on strike & God will take over judgement!
'Continu'

adeusolu:
Ahh he is not spending his money at all, rather he is adding to his stash. That dim wit called amechi is stealing his state dry to foot the bills and yet Buhari will tell us they have come to fight corruption and with the same breath send amechi to go a stealing rivers money.

How can a state governor have the time or be reduced to the position of a mere campaign director (he has the time to be driver,servant and thief) for a bunch of loosers eating his stolen state money? Chai what an insult on Rivers state. rivers people are the real fools here. Impeach the berger already!!!!

Amaechi is politically frivolous. He is finished already! But not to worry cos his political end has come. Wike is Rivers' next governor and GEJ will incontrovertibly win next year's election. Let's wait and see Amaechi's fate.

I pray he doesn't turn out to be from vice presidential ambition to a bus conductor by the time he spends all his hard-earned money on this unrealistic mission cos I know prof. Is merely hallucinating. Akapko!

juanmata:
It depends on amount of friends.

Amount better addresses inanimate objects while number is preferably used for animate objects. E.g amount of money and number of people.

The bikini does not complement her at all. Age is no longer by her side, her tommy is protruding, her legs are shrinking and the silicon in br**sts are about bursting.

LRNZH:
I just checked your profile.

It shows that you're a jejunistic green horn. Just like GEJ back in the day. This baby baboon just discovered Nairaland in 2013.
Shior.

Since you discovered it before Seun, how rich and famous has it made you? You must be from the north, your english tells. What is 'jejunistic green horn? Get a life dude!

[quote author=pasqal09 post=28591609]A colleague of mine back in high school went home and told his parents who were illiterates that he broke the amoeba in the biology lab and the photosynthesis inside escaped and the school is asking him to pay for it.

A classmate of mine also told his parents who were also illiterates that he was asked to hire a small portion of land and labourers for his SSCE Agricultural Science practicals costing over 70,000. Unfortunately for him, his parents came to school to complain to the Principal which landed him in serious trouble. He was actually expelled for it.
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You haven't shared yours yet... And next time, be more creative to make your fictitious story sound a lil bit real.

pureguide:
I was carried away by the movie carolin shoes, mercy johnson was just making me happy, and I was already enjoying my christmas before this incident. I don't know what to say. I was speechless. Everything got burnt including the meats inside it. The only surviving meat was the ones I fried and didn't put them in the stew. See photos below

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You must be from Benue for making the black stew with lizards. But why will you let those kids Aki & pawpaw steal ur attention? Though creativity isn't easy but some Nollywood movies can be so embarrassing enh!

LRNZH:
Last Christmas in Aso Rock for Retardeen.

At least he has been in Aso rock abi? But your miserable father will never get even a security job there until he dies in abject poverty.

cutebright:
I am ANYANWU BRIGHT C. A graduate of accounting from MICHAEL OKPARA UNIVERSITY OF AGRICULTURE UMUDIKE WITH THE NYSC STATE CODE NUMBER LA/14C/0087. Deployed TO LAGOS STATE.

Having done all registrations AT THE IYANA IPAJA ORIENTATION NYSC CAMP IN LAGOS, and collected my kit from the PLATOON 7 OFFICER, my joy knew no bound as i put a call to my parents and siblings informing them that I am now a "CORPER".....It was indeed a great day as we all washed and ironed our khaki in readiness of the swearing in ceremony scheduled to hold on MONDAY THE FIRST DAY OF DECEMBER , 2014.
On that fateful Friday, little did i know that the tradional lecture by the Oba of ifako Kingdom will be the last activity i will witness as a BATCH C 14 CORP MEMBER...

At exactly 7PM at the close of parade activities that fateful day, I received a phone call from an unknow number, only to be informed that my attention was needed urgently at the CAMP SECRETARIAT. I quickly left my band group and went to the secretariat only to see other colleaugues of mine FROM MICHAEL OKPARA UNIVERSITY OF AGRICULTURE UMUDIKE sweating profusely like Christmas goats....

WE WERE TOLD THAT OUR COURSE LOST ACCREDITATION AND HENCE WE WERE TO BE DECAMPED.
Before i could say jack, my khaki and other kits were collected from me and an army hilux van moved us out of the camp and dropped us along Ikeja bustop.......

I CHECKED THE TIME ON MY WATCH AND IT WAS 9PM.....

WE STARTED PUTING CALLS TO OUR SCHOOL BUT ALL WE GOT WAS THAT WE WILL BE REMOBILISED BY BATCH A 2015.

FELLOW NAIRALANDERS, I FEEL SOO SAD AND TEARS CANT ALLOW ME WRITE MY STORY FUTHER ...PLEASE WHAT DO I DO?..... EVERYONE HAS LOST HOPES ON ME AND I FEEL SO CURSED.......DO I STAND A CHANCE OF SERVING AGAIN?....PLEASE ADVICE ME.....AND PLEASE MODERATOR MOVE THIS STORY TO FRONTPAGE AND POSSIBLY LET IT GET TO MEDIA HOUSES I BELIEVE THAT WILL MAKE MY SCHOOL RISE UP TO THE CHALLENGE OF GETTING THE PROGRAMS INVOLVED ACCREDITED AND SAVE THE FUTURE OF THOSE COMING BEHIND ME.

AS I SPEAK NOW OTHER STATES HAVE STARTED DEMOBILISING OUR STUDENTS WHO READ BANKING AND FINANCE, MARKETING AND ACCOUNTING.

Bro, the problem would be fixed. It wasn't your fault and u weren't the only one affected so therefore, be rest assured it will take perhaps a little time but surely it's gonn be over. If you were decamped as a result of any offence, it would have been a different case but it's a case of accreditation which requires some bureaucratic measures to get it resolved. You will be recalled soon believe me & cheer up.

derespect:
Thank God I attended a well recognised institution. #teamfederalinstitution#

You are a big fat fool! Someone is languishing in agony and sought for your advice and all you could say is the trash above?! Ewu!

peeparty:
heard a girl say that now.... over to you

Don't be surprised that the late father never had one until his miserable death! Girls and their hunger for ostentatious materials!! That's why they keep falling victims of 'play boys' who live fake lives.

...And aunty Susan is busy making donations here and there.
Benue state is fast cascading to abysmal sepulchre. I wonder what will be in the poster of PDP thief who is preparing to inherit the state after Susuu... It's really pathetic. Supposing Nigerians are united, revolution would have been the answer.

So pathetic! Mysterious retribution awaits the dude cos the tears of that woman will never be in vain. But Tinubu should call his boys to order nau!
In the voice of Lair Mohamed, Jonathan should be blamed for this.
In the voice of Buhari: I will plush out kwaraption in the mota fark ip elected.

Though these guys are cute but I hate Kogi with passion!
Damn it! The state is economically moribund, the infrastructures are in shambles, the government is warped both at state and local levels. In fact, the status quo is abysmal and therefore needs an urgent change.
I'm sure no pregnant woman plies Kogi roads until after delivery if not, get ready for miscarriage.
Most of us corpers get nothing apart from FG alawee. Gosh!
I hate the state! God help I really hate the state it's a nightmare serving there.
I wish Christmas will not be over until the end of my service year... Can't imagine going back there after holidays #crying

naijaspice:
[img]http://1.bp..com/-8i71dyRKVgc/VJmO7oYWrII/AAAAAAABcek/BTE-jT0jQcs/s1600/WAJE2.png[/img]
https://www.bellanaija.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/Waje-December-cover-new.png
https://www.bellanaija.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/WAJE-INETRVIEW-3.png

Wawuuuuu!!! She is toooooooo hawwwwttttt .... Dayummm!!!

http://www.bellanaija.com/2014/12/23/a-woman-on-fire-waje-is-fierce-on-the-cover-of-made-magazines-maiden-issue-for-december-2014/

http://www.naijaspice.net/2014/12/omg-see-brezzz-waje-pose-sexually-for.html

Why will this man called Waje disguise as a woman?
It's a huge offence here in Toronto!

idupaul:
Because of my crush for this girl I stopped watching channels and now you have brought here to torment me

U're so very right bro! My crush for her is so unspeakable. And this her br**ts got my d**k up!

cramjones:
Amaechi never wanted to be VP. The reason he was in the running was because his fellow governors supported him. They had enjoyed his leadership as the leader of the governors forum, and felt he was going to replicate his leadership at the national level. That being said, as the DG of the Buhari campaign team, we believe that as a master in the game of politics, he will match propaganda by the PDP for Propaganda in getting us our 25% in the region. Behold a new dawn is setting. The clueless man must be sacked, he is a total failure!

-CramJones

U dey jones gan! The reason why he was running.... Who dey pursue am? U dey speak english. Shey him don run pass Terry G?
Take it or leave it, Jonathan is ur next president!

kennygee:
I Fart and i won't deny it.

Na so God create us now.

Ike ahu!

Isaactop9:
don't just know wat to say , am tired of nigeria; CLICK LIKE IF YOU THINK GEJ IS CLUELESS.

Do you know how much warship cost? Must you believe every calumnistic campaign against Jonathan? And how does clicking 'like' improve on your poor mentality?! Anu ofia!!

Here in Kabba Kogi state where I'm currently serving, they don't have good breads at all. So what I do is to buy bread against the next day, use it as pillow at night to soften or leave it on the roof over night, by morning it would have soften yet I still have to deep it inside tea when eating. If not so, then I have to take Panadol after taking tea. Dia bread 4 here dey durable pas Mouka foam sef! #IpityMySelf

Wetin concern me?... How does that change the fact that Buhari has just won to lose again?
How does that improve of the little or no wisdom of APCians to know that Tinubu is just using them for business?