₦airaland Forum

sommyblaze:
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Nnayi: Mazi Okeke is dis land 4 sale?
Clears throat, takes snuff....
Mazi Okeke: no my brother
Nnayi: heads straight to native doctor(Seun) to eliminate Mazi Okeke.

Its very nice especially when eaten with pounded egg.

Nigerian musicians be like
U too fine 'Abiku'
U too do.... 'Aleku'
U too kill.... 'Shakeau'
Bt u no fit win 'Atiku'
#ROTFL
In other news, Jonathan wins PDP primaries in Abuja.
More handkerchiefs to Buhari 2015
Best of Luck to Good Luck! 2019 and beyond!!

Hip hop pastor.... Ukochukwu telu isi shampoo! He will soon be given the #Headies award

Kidash:
This morning as the ongoing protest continue in unijos.the military men opened fire at student killing 3 and leaving others injured the administration have asked the student to vacate the hostel...please right now we are scared and the militry people are chasing us pointing guns at us is this another war? *update*The University of Jos has now been shut indefinately by the authorities to avoid further escalation. Source-ICEfm 96.1 aka Ujay fm

Nigerian military doing the wrong thing at the wrong time and at a very wrong place! Let them go to Sambisa and face real enemies dem no fit! Thank God is not like that here in Iraq

Mprex:
At one point or another, we have been betrayed by friends or family. Its actually a heart breaking thing to know that people you feel that they got your back can turn their backs on you when you need them most. Lets share our experiences and hurts here.

Guess, i'll start myself. Year 2013, everything went so wrong in my life. Like, there was nothing close to happiness around me. I was so miserable and pitiable. When things took the wrong twist, everyone i called a friend vanished. Even the self acclaimed love of my life began finding faults in our relationship. My close friends, distance friends, besties, all of them disappeared. I felt so alone and i realized that i never had a true friend all along.

Anyway, that was in the past, and I'm certainly a better person today but seriously, i dont have friends. I just dont have friends. Very few people i interact mutually with are guys and i dont even know most of them physically. Just online friends.

Once bitten, thrice shy

so, i have opened the floor, come in and share your own experience.


Happy Weekend

Oh, sorry the wise one. U think say u get sense abi? U wan mk pple tel u tori bt u cover ur own up. U just betrayed me!

I so much hate cheating... I mean when she sleeps with other guy(s) + I can't tolerate a girl with too many 'Ex' like say na Ex-factor winner. She will definitely cheat when you marry her cos she can run into any of her 'Ex' at any time and anything can happen. But sometimes I wonder who's responsible for the irresponsibility of girls? Nowadays, they don't just double date but MULTI-DATE! *smh*

otalenu:
Clown

That's an understatement... He's a confused clown!

Just imagine his degree of desperation and lack of direction! This dude lacks absolute integrity. It's only in Nigeria this nonsense can happen. In less than two weeks he picked presidential form then later dropped the ambition and deliberately went to cause chaos at the National Assembly just to know what would happen when he gets there. Finally, he went back to where he belongs to and picked governorship form. And I ask, is this how the APC wants to rule us and bring out their so-called change? I doubt!

carefreewannabe:
All??

Yes all but we go to car-wash to take our bath.

Here in United States of Kafanchan, machines undertake house chores for us.

donphilopus:
This' the last Birthday he would celebrate as the President of Nigeria. By next year, he would be celebrating his birthday either in the Prison or with his family on a low-key. HBD to him though!

#SaiBuhari

If you're still thinking Buhari will rule this country ever again, you're on a looooooooooog thing! Ur comment shows how deluded u are. GEJ till 2019!

Sirnuel:
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For ur burial?

xtripple:
Did Nigeria qualified?

Did Nigeria qualify?

So na recession Oga Ebola go sef? We kom dey happy say we don conquer am. Dem Tambuwal go on recession, Ebola too go... Mk e jst defect 2 US & remain dia. We need change!

I'm not gullible simple!

Big ups 2 GEJ! Wada should also follow suit by paying corps members @ least 5k, per month 1k is freaking annoying & totally debasing! Serving in Kogi is a day-mare come true! My enemies really got me on this! Morning parades suspended! 'Kopas' strike!!!

superior1: Jonadumbo nko? An extremely clueless high ranking Government official or Public office holder

eg [size=13pt]The Nigerian President is Ultra-Jonadumbo[/size]

Ewu awusa!

latino2swt: . Our latest 2go conversation ended this way:
Latino: Precious, I love u passionately
Mm..n: thanks but i don't have time for love matter now.

2go? I did that last, when I was in primary 3.
Get a life bro! R u a learner?

Attempted suicide? Na play joor! If to say him wan die, him 4 kpai! Wetin be attempt?
Besides, him dey high on supporter of APC. d gurl get honey 4 her pu**y?
End tym tinx

Don't get it twisted! The moon actually appeared but was a female moon. So, on sighting the moon-sighting call-me-tea which was made up of men then, she went back cos she was shy.
The moon sighted the call-me-tea instead of the call-me-tea sighting the moon.
*singing: I ce d moon, d moon ce me. God bless d moon & God bless....

rozayx5:
Why bombs are always discovered and not exploding near mosques beats me

Same thought here, let them 'continu' acting. We're too wise to be deceived!

Funny but serious... Well, pregnancy isn't a prerequisite for marriage and if peradventure the guy is forced to marry the girl, it will be termed 'duress' and if the guy is wise enough, he will realise that he has the locus-satndi to challenge that in the court. This is because: 1. The girl wasn't rapped. 2. She predetermined to do that before the occurrence therefore, it's sure a conspiracy. NB: apart from DNA test, there are a number of cost effective medical ways of ascertaining whom a child belongs to, so he must of necessity; consult a medical practitioner. Conclusively, the girl's act is utterly absurd to have imagined and concluded on what the guy's reaction could be on hearing that she's pregnant. However, in the situation whereby, they settle amicably, if he so wishes and ready to marry the girl; let him do so. But if he's not prepared monetarily and emotionally, let him just assist the girl in raising the child if truly the child is his.

ABU Zaria resumes on 29th december, 2013 and starts exams on 13th of january 2014.

He's talking money, all ya talking is nonsense!

It is only a guy who doesn't know his value will claim to have been dumped by a girl, worse stil cry for that matter! Cry ke? Say who die? Sounds so absurd.

@ op, reading this whole conversations got me real scared. Though i'm not planning to travel to the States but peradventure the opportunity comes, does it mean nothing for me? I studied Local Government and Development Studies in A.B.U

This is the second time i'm reading something like this. The first one was in Abuja on Capital FM's programme lean on me, i heard about a certain Nigerian man who was set on fire alive but it took the Grace of God for him to be saved yet he was to be flown abroad for treatment as he was already severely burnt. Now my question is what are Nigerians who are not biz moguls but probably those still struggling for survival going to do in a poorer country like Ginea bisau? Their one million is just our sixty thousand. Mk e jox be say dem comot 4 9ja abi? SHM. R.I.P sha.

Red_Card: Mumu church. Shebi they always act like they are the holiest beings on earth. They are very much equivalent to Deeper Life. Make them go sleep joor

stop acting like Femi Fani Kayode! let's be friends please, i promise you will benefit from my God given wisdom.

I can remember vividly the attack Obasanjo got in 2007 from his kinsmen when he kem bk 2 Ogun from Aso rock accusing him of bad performance & killin d rubostly built Oduduwa's legacy. If they had d chance, they would hv ALUUed him to death! Pls pple stp being decived dat Obasanjo brot in telephone or telecomunication. Was it by way of reviving NITEL? MTN came to Nigeria as at or during Obasanjo's tenure & was welcomed profoundly, so it wasn't Obsanjo dat introduced it or included such in his policy document. I love Obasanjo as a human being but i get pissed whn i hear pple say he brot in fone dat's poor mentality, altogeda he 3ried. On GEJ, i equally lv him as a human being but seeing what he has now, to his glory it is conspicuous dat he would perfrom better if nt for dis formidable distractions 4rm all angles especially 4rm those dat swore 2 mk d country ungovernable he they lose. Evidently, today they're unleasing terror on innocent pple diverting GEJ's attention 2 almost only security & making him seem weak.

kolawaxxy: All igbo songs. They make me feel like banging my head against the nearest wall. Aaarrrrgghhhh!!

i swear, it's not because i want to counter this, World Health Organisation (WHO)has warned that if you want to live long & avoid heart attack, then you must avoid Yoruba music. U knw those ones that sound like AaAHhhrr! With very annoying drum beat and horror voice as if the singer is quarelling with someone.

Dr. Arewa:
Very easy...normal nigerian pop...meaningless lyrics,just beats...girls bein told to shake what they'v got lyk dia dogz,sumone callin himself badoo wen he shud b teachn the young ones gud thingz,one askin d poor girl dat watz her flavour make she carry orange cum,anoda one talk say personally he go do d girl make she no tel ha daddy...useless lyf!..smh for dia fans!

my dear, u said the truth though but it's better than the inconsequential bombings and killing dozens of innocent soulz on daily basis.