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even if it was N10,000 in 5kobo coins. , . . . , .the guy would have gone there about 10 times with 30mins break in between

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certified!

u go dig out this post?

@zhivago

try read other posts before u post. . . . . .

@clem

no be me go put head for wetin ituen don touch . . . . . anything wey dat boi touch no dey come out good

na wa oh. . . . . . customer's base increased over time. . . .

best idea ever gotten. . . . .works like sinners in hell

chai. . . . . . this is tripping in the wrong direction

thanks man. . . . . i know u will always say the truth from the base of your as5. . . . . coz that's where your brain is. . . .

maybe if u stand up. . . . . .then u can think str8

@ you guyz are the only pple with this feeling ooh

i no dey there oo

@miggs

how many carry-overs do you have?

@rebelious

when good girls go bad. . . . . . . you can;t stop them

wen bad girls turn good . . . . . , . . she's seen it all

@ miggs

u are a tru pastor. ./ . , . . the cum was too heavy for her. . . . she had to use a straw. . . . .

@ben

na waoh. . . . . . .wetin u think say make me dey her back naaa

i am still taking a look around her . . . . .so that i can make up my mind where to go in from. . . .

mouth. . . .pu55sie. . . . . a555(i think i should leave this for anusman)

enuff time to go 5 times

One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice.

First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, 'My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."

"Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael.

"My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully," he said.

"Excellent, Michael!" Then, the teacher called on Dirty Ernie.

"Last night, at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, 'Beautiful, , just fucking beautiful!'"

Dirty Ernie was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the 6th one, a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, & make you fat."

Ernie replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old."

The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?"

Ernie answered, "No, he minded his own fucking business!"

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Dirty Ernie goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?"

Ernie waves his hand, 'Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!' Miss Rogers:

"All right, , what is your multi-syllable word?"

Ernie says, "Mas-tur-bate."

Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, , that's a mouthful".

Ernie says, 'No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a Mouth Gig".

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Dirty Ernie was sitting in class one day. All of the sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom. He yelled out, "Miss Jones, I need to take a piss!!"

The teacher replied, "Now, Ernie , that is NOT the proper word to use in this situation. The correct word you want to use is 'urinate.' Please use the word 'urinate' in a sentence correctly, and I will allow you to go."

Ernie thinks for a bit, then says, "Urinate, but if you had bigger tits, you'd be a ten!!!"

sorry boi, . . . . .

. . . . mummy is bizi in the office

. . . . . , . i can make it 5shillings for you boi,. . . . . . .

just kiss the damn ass. . . . .aint dat wat u do best?

@ ify


damn! i cant believe u are still innocent, don't know the diff between the thing and a finger. . . . . . . alright, i'll teach you. . . . .

okay bend over. . . . touch your toes . . . . . and spread them legz wide. . . . . .

*keep the voice down, you'll alert my wife*


@miggs

ask clem wat it was like having it mouthful.

sorry man! humour was murdered by goldenval

ofcourse yes! just come clean!

nice jokes poster

no burn nland oh. . . .

sup migz?

@manmustwac and Ah2much

i haven't seen anything original form you both. . . .

are u too retarded? criticizing wat others are doing. . . ,

*pissed*

clem, why are u tried to putting sand in my small rice i collecting on credit from mama aisha. . . .

Tollu, doesn't minding her oh. . . . . . she wanting to standing in your way oh. . . . .

c'mon girl, . . . . . . .

u know you can naver have enuff bla bla bla with miggy's thing that ain't bigger than his last finger. . . . .

come try our new fomular. . . . . .yu can come with ur friends if u wanna. . . . .

hurry up. . . . while offer lasts

i gat ur back babe

wat else does he do better than that. . . . . . .

so?