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@ituen

did you have a D!CK in your mouth weh you were typing that shit down?

admit it bro, you've lost.

and wats the sh!t about whatever you say you are always jovial?

haven't your boyfriend told you, you 5uck at times if not always.

no beef meant. _{i aint scared of you though}

@ituen

come here son!

_{bringing out my whip as he attempts to bail}

where did you learn that word from?

you _sonofagun!

**whip** **whip** **whip**

i never knew oh. ssend me the link please

MIGGY, the landlord of grammar

[quote author=tope_teadr link=topic=98064.msg1812265#msg1812265 date=1199227624]Ituen, guy u don mara. Migs which mine u dey talk 'bout, is it the one saucekid destroyed with a nuclear bomb or which one r u still talking 'bout.
And guys i don't work in yaba left side, I am ''BILL GATES'' financial advisor.[/quote]_{with heavy slap to his face}

WAKE UP BOY - DREAMS ARE BECOMING TOO EXPENSIVE.

[quote author=ben~jay link=topic=98064.msg1811927#msg1811927 date=1199215466]Blood of God.
Come kronkykay wetin you mean? E be like say you don smoke knock-out, na wetin dey worry.

By the way, who free you from Yaba Left side ?[/quote]man, u are so behind the news, i stopped smoking knock-outs a longtyme ago

i now smoke space ships
***puff puff puff***

meanwhile, yaba left no fit contain me and TT, so dem get discharge into a larger space (nairaland, home for the extremely mad fellows)

[quote author=tope_teadr link=topic=102965.msg1812118#msg1812118 date=1199222036]Cant u see the mode of arragement.
Migs (left), saucekid (middle), ben (right). That's it.[/quote]

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okay now i know the way the cookie crumbled

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ituen:
i never knew u were this spoilt

enjoy it while it lasts homeboy

one thing you guyz fail to understand is that, blondes are good at one thing.

which is FUCKING. You can't beat them at that art, God blessed them there.

na u tell us the story, so tell us who been spearhead the competition

itueeeeenn

why u dey like to blow stuffs like this.

u no go know wen u go talk say na ur papa born ribadu.

i hail oh

@miggs

u don try

i smell sumthing funny in this room.

who farted? ben is that yu leaving?

tope dat kain offer they kill oh. eh too sweet

no let saucekid hear this oh

ituen u better hide ur head.

NA WAH OH.

WETIN WE NO GO SEE FOR NLAND.

@TT

am coming for ya soon. watch out!

WITH THOSE KINDA RESOLUTIONS, THE WORLD IS ABOUT TO BE YOURS.

ituen, face it.

the guy enter you come out like lose woman wrapper

i dont gettit. is it coz i never failed narrative essay in school?

now i see why bill gates doesnt want to provide upgrade for ur pentium 8086 brains.

who u dey ask, ituen

wait make i download anoda trial

heheheheheheh

abeg call his cellmate, saucekid, to translate it for him

@ituen

Na reltel oh. the service this period come tyt pass virgin sef.

@miggs

place surveillance on that guy fast, where's saucekid?

ituen:
ITs not hard.

Take your remote and rename the existing functions

very functional

pack of numb-nuts

ituen, starcomms don give you xmas bonanza?

it's past 9 oh

@mimi

tessy is the only human he has emotional attachment with, the rest are on four legs

nahmean?

@ituen

wen are u gonna pay me, the debt don dey too tey oh.

now i see she's blonde to the nails.

goddammit ituen,,, where u get 'em from?

@miggs

hmmmm

bare it all, brova

i wonder wetin you wan carry burn them

before them decide to hate u, they've been to hell and back

u better work hard to beat the devil at his art.

gudluck.

the legisla-thiefs don come again oh

sharrrraaaaaappppp thhere!

u think say we be mumu abi.

no divert the talk go anoda place.,,,,, o'boy stay on track and give us the latest info about the missing goat


wait a miinute!!


where is freezzy and iwajay?

atheist

no stupid,     silence means [b]over[/b]powered

you can now kip quiet because your brought yourself out in the open.

anyway, send me your account number make i transfer #200 for u, make u take that one  buy corn for your wife.

and for you, i told u, you'll have to eat the chaff from the remains of yur wifes food for 3months before i upgrade you to garri.

useless boy.  that thing between ur legs will kill u one day.

meet saucekid for immediate castration. i'll pay.