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who told you two that you are invited to the lil' party.

make una no just try do that lagos style here oh

_{mogbo moya}

try it wit kai-kai

the trk will never see see heaven.

hehehehe

coz all turks have been placed under house arrest
awaiting trial on the 25th of dec.
and those who cant be judged by then, will have to face the jury on the 1st of jan '08.

even R.Kelly wished he cold do that.

jazz no they do am oh. try time travelling!

iwajay is in the military training school, learning how to snipe.

i just learnt how to type.

so if it bothers you, just read what concerns you and leave the rest,

okay!

i left it at home

bitch

@ revive


i tot you would have started the class by now. what the fuc!< happened?

foryouigo:
see nairaland's i want to tell about mdsock and kronkykay
one day md and kronkykay go to street to look for something to eat in the nearby cateen suddenly they saw some goat eaten in the bsuh so mdsocks now guess to cacth the goat and take it home to cook,nowkronkykay now say musmusmusmus and the goat come to them and kronkykay now catch the gaot and the goat belong to one police man in the stree
An d one woman saw them when they are thieving the goat now the OC now go to their house to search for the care but unfortunately the have killed the and they have started roastingand the police man NOW TELL THE HEY YOU HAVE KILLED MY GAOT SO YOU ARE UNDER ARESST SO HTEY ARESST THEM AND HE START SAYING HINNNNNNN THEY HAVE KILLED ME I GO DYE THIS NIGHT OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WHATDAFUCK?

for a newbie like you, you don't just come in here to say what actually can't come out of your mouth.

you prolly tot this out thru your a55hole. no wonder you are so full of 5hit.

if i tell say i understand one sentence for here now,,,, ,,,, then i go fit tell you say Jesus na ibo man for sure.

Please if u ain't good at jokes,,,,, ,,,,,don't trynna push hsrder than this

don't be sad either, coz the world probably _{needs some stupidiy from you}

@ showbobo

abeg ask mr. turkey for the meaning of that thing.

the english big pass me oh,

meanwhile, where mr. turkey?

@ revive

i have been patient enough with all this yaba-daba-doo talk.

why do you still come here? To tell us more about the bible?

same bible devil himself can quote from genesis to revelation.

you know am beginning to doubt who the real devil is. you or the real guy?

without further ado, we will appreciate it so much if you can take your teachings here

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/board-17.0.html

don't worry, its just another class set aside fo fanatics like you.

i promise i'll come to class as soon as you put out the time table, only if it doesnt clash with my jokes.

so hurry up, and get your fucking butt outta here.


_{hey, i need saucekid on the roof now.
you know what to do!}

@ tope

are u really set for the task of seeing tessy's picture?

how?

on ya phone? i don't think so!

u do well

infakt, u don do pass well

u do river join.

i don't know why yu just don't want to understand the fact God himself had stated wen he created Jolie.

the pre-requisite for having jolie to kiss you is fucking naijagurly in the rear twice a day for 2weeks.

now change your prayer point, you silly boy.

tell God to bring naijagurly your way as fast as possible.

go ooooooo

get gone like the river


we'll just miss one stupid person anyway!

what a friend u are ben-gay!

I just hope say no be the one wey im carry come house yesterday.

tessy na im be arrange the goat meat pepper soup.

sorry ohh, but the thing been make so much sense.

_{*licking fingers*}

HOLY JEEZ!

KILLA JOKE OUT HERE. EVERYBODY RUN FOR COVER.

clemcykul:
NATURALLY evry1 knows we guys are liars

it is no longer funny trying disguise yourself as a man.

you don't sound like you are proud of your feminine state.

even if you were, you can't pass for every other guy on the planet. you can only speak for yourself and not for everybody.

this ain't burger, no beef in between.

@ topic

the guy been no want trouble for himself. getting married to one is okay, but not when God want's to add to your sorrow in the name of blessing.

mr director

don't you think the rest of the board members are being demarginalised by your decision.

tessy on a big job with the option of blowing it alongside suga.

where's nuhu ribadu?

corruption in the highest order.

@ ALL

Please lets get back to work.

@ suga

wat are you talking about?

being a receptionist requires you to do all those things you are refusing.

Is it because dj crooky didn't have enuff nerve to interview you wen you brought in your resume, ,,,,,,

for the love of christ, we need you in here. Don't let it get in to you too soon.

you just started working.

meanwhile, my throat's drying up.

can i have a cup of coffee please, ,,,,,, ,,,, expresso please

sauce i tot yu were on the field working?

sauce i tot yu were on the field working?

don't worry tessy

iwajay and saucekid are on it

ituen:
THe man is f*cking sharp

no the wife is fuckin' dumb.

Offspring of two blonde parents.

oh i see

i suppose you have logged out of nland for the blind!

welcome to the world

killa joke

heheheheheheheh

madamme indeed!

_{picks up the phone, speed dials suga again on the intercom}

come to my office please!

_{walks in graciously}


coffee was nice.

but the file on mr showbobo is still empty. i can't work with that.

get mr iwajay on the investigation team

and there's a top priority target, mr kayjazz, make sure iwajay and saucekid work hand -in - hand to eliminate that trouble maker.

meanwhile, while sauce is out on that assignment,

[s]_{i think i can do with a lap dance!}[/s]

watyathink?