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where my shotgun at?

r[quote author=ben~jay link=topic=99147.msg1810999#msg1810999 date=1199174715]@Ituen unlike you i no dey brief. 6ft3 no be beans.
You think say i be like you wey short like summary ?[/quote]goddammit

i aint see that.

HABA

atleast encourage her now. this is dry but you've got no idea watz coming later

maybe worse.

so, B.O.L.O for the next kid on the block.

na mind them oh, kip killing us.

getting married?

nahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

not till am sure of wat the colour of my casket should be.

stinks

na im dey help us mop up all the excess crude wey we refine.

plus he's kinda hard working, u know,  picking up tools, cleaning boots after the engineers, so much more.

i really admire his courage.

he only sees tessy twice a year,  and he has to blah blah blah, twice an hour.

that's where ben's goat comes in handy for him.

now u see why tessy loves him.

hey thanks man.

but i was hoping you'll still remain in the shadow of ur deed.

but ur ego led you to buy urself a flashlight.

na u do urself.

no let them ask us wetin happen to ben goat again - - the newbies around don't know yet.

but all the same, congrats.

ituen:
Uzzy explain yourself

nobody told me she was a blonde!

milkshake won't be bad for me too. make it extra iced, ok?

or yu can come into ma office and shake wat u got,

@damygurl


i support you in prayer gurl.

go get it

God help y'all.

When are you gonna stop FUCKING in the office.

No wonder all the chairs in the board room looks very greasy

that explains why i caught tessybaby licking on one of the chairs after an emergency meeting.

GOSH!

u guys are pathetic.

i quit, ,,, matter of fact i stay, i think i can start a project y'all gonna like.

you guyz are behind tha news!

didn't you guyz get the 6:00 nland news?

God has given unto him who asked through the medium that suited him most, a son.

ben, i am so happy for you, now you are a grandfather coz your goat was delivered of a son

please don't ask me wat it looks like coz the father is proudly carrying his thing around.

na una sabi ho im papa be.

i no go use my mouth call that kain person name.

ben, miggs, tt, sauce, clem, e don tay oh

watz`all of this?

i hope y'all are not planning to send p-square out of bizness.

whatz happening/

longtyme.

kick push --- lupe fiasco

making me bump.

SHIT







on all of 'em.

my nu year resolution is short and simple

pray and fast to God come year 2008, to atleast make all the people making useless nu year resolutions shut up.

we all know these resolutions don't go beyond february wen u recieve your first pay check for the year--- old FUCKING habits comes back as fast as sneezing on a cold day.

like someone said

~~my 2008 will be greater than my 2007~~

the question is, ***who doest know the simple math of subtracting 2007 from 2008?

2008-2007 = 1

therefore, 2008 > 2007.

me i just don tire.

i go live my life like this is the last year for everybody till the next one comes.

HAPPY 200-HATE.

LOVE TO THE WORLD.

not interested in buying any of those versions. i want to see it in a cinema.

migs can you arrange dat?

@dele

right after omen dies

_{*shoots omen in the head*}

you'all can laff now.

<sub>Takes a look around all the commotion in the room

*shakes head in dissapointment*</sub>

what a way to waste away talents.

<sub>pulls out .38 automatic revolver

shoots everyone in the guts</sub>

the present folice officers could not help with their non-functional hunter guns

_{all drops dead.}

NOW AM RECUITING A NEW SET OF ACTORS AND ACTRESSES.

SIGN UP HERE.

you are a real nut cracker

truly nigerian folice!

great thread
gr8 job

keep it coming

@ tessy

all points noted!

@ clem

na wa for you oh, who was the retarded priest that joined you and migs 2geda? didn't he ask the question at the altar? i.e. ''who amidst the congregation here doesn't want us to join these two in holy matrimony?'''

coz am sure tope and showbobo would have raised up their hands almost in unison, saying, we detest to this ugly arrangement,

as far as am concerned, you are still in the singles market _{unless proven otherwise}

@ tope

i hope say no be blessed sunny and sons construction company you give the contract to.

ijaw youth movement

@ ituen

remember how amny times you had to call my mama if i was out of town?

nightmares were made real,

they can still be.

@ clem

wat a way to put forth a tru story. thanks for saving my a55 sha for not telling them all the things i did to you. i didnt mean to back stab you just like that, i alson wanted those packs of viagra which you selfishly bought for migines.

But that is not the kinda story the board wants to hear rather in this case read about.
you were supposed to guard the treasury with your life upfront,

even before benjay askd you ---- ''your life or the money'' you were quick to show him where the cash is and begged them to beat you up a bit to justify why you gave 'em the money. i had to contribute to it in my own little way though ---- no think of police for my side oh, ,,,, _{na me and them dey into the bizness}.

WHERE IS OUR MONEY? _{and the pack of viagra}

xmas don dey near. we need _them it.

get the money first

then come back to shoot you!

coz you are prolly the only connection between the bank and i.


dddddddeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmm

fucking stale!

bolo

shit!

i cann't believe you are gay tooo!

not a sadist


he is just trynnna get at his job

mr president

wake up gumboo!

the board meeting started a while ago, and upto this moment there hasn't been any resolved issue especially that on showbobo.

why on earth are we sitting in this board room when you are trying to get some sleep.

get your a55 up rght now and get back to work.


@ ALL

where did we stop?

[quote author=tope_teadr link=topic=98006.msg1739208#msg1739208 date=1196593011]Migs, i'll like 2 know the names of the 2 other guys/gals that re 'bout to go down[/quote]are u always this scared?

i can imagine wat kinda prayers you are ssaying for migs not to type TEADR as one of them.

miggy, ,,,,, ,,,,,, abeg shoot the names biko!