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quite a wife

wat a miserable life.

he's gotta be smarter than that

@showbobo

nice to know that ol'd thang is gone

honda halla seems to be quite a good choice, nice car.

incase you know who wants to buy mine, let me kknow asap.

_{u know the best way to reach me!}


meanwhile, i go come area next week, reserve my udeme as usual for the nu car, not the buffday.


enjoy your day!

e fit be say na single face sing am


miggy sup?

no doubt.

that guy has got muscles up to his nose.

_{i no talk am oh}

happy birthday man!

howz the gear box? fix it?

hehehehehehe

djcrooky


why u no wan make ppl abroad the shores of 9ja come home for xmas.

if dem here say light dey go like that, dem no go show face.

abeg try paint 9ja fine even if she wo-wo.

you are still behind the news.

they moved to agege for the hunt of the famous agbero title.

ituen seems to be lacking behind, biggerboy is over shadowing!

CLEM

you don't have to get yourself worked up.

don't you know a joke wen you see one?

myopic mind?

hmm-hmm!

i no talk oh.

Migines:
If d devil leaves hell for me, i will extinguish the fire do some renovations bring in leather chairs and install air con. Then this world world will be a beta place for you and i.

and where the hell do you intend to keep the devil?

you are all invited but you have to come with your own bottle of kai-kai and shepe to hold your ego together

sup y'all?

[quote author=tj_tj link=topic=96325.msg1715451#msg1715451 date=1195939575]All men are idiots and i married their KING[/quote]GAYLORD FVCKER!

@tessy

i don't how am giving your so-called man krazy ideas.

if he decides to recupirate in your bedroom after an exhausting str8 9hrs with naijagurly, it aint ma fault.

he just wants to play it the way he sees his boss (kronky) play the game.

RECORDED EARLIER BY THE NAIRALAND PRESS

<sub>ituen comes out to the waiting nland press group

ladies and gentlemen!

you'll wanna know right?  ok ok ok ok ok!   chere biko nu!

i'll let you know


between naijagurly and tessybaby, honestly, i really can't choose who to stick with.

tessy takes care of the bills while naijagurly takes care of the koko.

guys, see watamean?

you need 'em both!</sub>

meanwhile, unknown to ituen, tessy had hired teadr to eliminate him if the press goes awkward

just a lil' squeeze form teadr and bullet stuck to his brain like magnet

_{can't wait to get my hands on tessy during hubby's exit consolation.}

battalion

sounds like a great deal to work with

i think i won;t be in need of it unless sumthing goes wrong right now.

_{*prints a copy - just incase*}

so who got the job?

this joke sure rocks - - _{to nothing.}

ninja, you are better than this, try again please.

u asked a question and i answered you.

is that too much help to offer on sunday?

[size=14pt]"What can I get for a rib?" [/size]



your sister

hehehehehe

try wait till u are 120,

gross!

ituen:
Na office i dey. Granpa don kick bucket so i'll come into town to see the body and make arrangements

home boy!

me i tire oh.

i was taking my bath wen abbey called me to rush down to the clinic, said grandpa was going away from him.

my car come fuckup, im say im no wan start dat morning, i had to take a bike. saw gramps sliding away from the world,

felt like crying @first, but later, WTF? He had his life for 79yrs, he lived it.

why should i cry wen he's about to lose it.

life must go on.

try arrange yourself for mid-december, burial arrangements are made already, nobody wan kip that guy for morgue for

too long.

call me wen u dey free.

What?
are u gonna cluck instead?

dumb fools

@tope

hey, am tripping already.

can't wait!


BTW,  where is she?

sorry mayne.

just wanted to break the violence by tope, sauce and the rest.

hey clem,

watz up girl?

forget about what i wrote, i would have used someone else's name but u thrill me the most amongst all the girls on the land.

it was all a simple joke.

letz have a party

*pops champagne* hurrray! hurray!!

@ suga and miggs

it was all a joke i decided to throw when i noticed pple were deviating from joking to shooting at close range,

until clem took the whole thing personal.

we aint beefing. as far as am concerned, am just having fun.

@ SAUCE

_{unknown to saucekid, i designed the world's network system, getting the subnet gateway is as good as me giving it to you.}

*singing: i'm so hood by dj khaled*

@ miggs

*singing: i still kill by akon and 50cent*

bloody!

saucekid:
*his dog is available*

^{no be me type am o, na keyboard error}

omo boy, this your keyboard error na wa oh

quite funny thoh, but try use Dr. Watson's error control software abeg.

no long thing.

stereo