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vowels

damn, u are one big sonofagun!

FUCKING a dead atlanto!

_{*shakes head and leaves*}

is this wat the world has got to offer, miserable pple?

huh!

piece of 5h!t

is she dat bad?

clem dear, no mind dem ko!

his life is on the line already

damn i pity his a55h0le.

dont worry, in 3mins, yaba bus go come land.

ima tripping for ituen!

where's tessy?

same way nuhu ribadu asked me to forge a cheque of 10bn kobo for him

ituen,

you put nose downtown?

you are on ur own oh.

abeg make una tell the poster to use bagco super sack

very cheap and convenient, can wash and dry after use

real PLC.

Sorry guyz, forgot to give you situation report on my own end

5hrs after my flight took off, i found my self in cuba. damn the chicks were wonderful!

all i've been doing is bla bla bla bla and bla chicks on the queue.

the chronic is damn harsh, not compared to dat of warri sha.

^{*phone beeps*}

sorry i've got anoda chick coming up ma room.

last i heard, ben was coping with anusman. i wish them a gud life 2gedda.

for the mean time i'll be in touch from here.

_{*ding dong (the door bell)*}

gotta go guyz, got bizness to take care of.

hmm-hmmm, too strong after falling ill after housefly attack?

nah! he's brain was on recess

i smell sumthing in the air

dem plenty fo here oh

you'll defntly find him there, alone though,   coz tessy is on her way to my lil' secret crib just for missions like this.

_{*peeps in*}

goddammit.

<sub>*holding my nyash tiightly*

*dials 1 of my gfs, the air hostess*</sub>

keep a seat for me on the next flight out of 9ja to anywhere.

am damn too old to have bow legz now

am outta here!

Uzzyan:
I don pay my NEPA bill for 3 months in advance.

for 9ja here? abi u dey benin republic.

so you see too much defence and you became defenceless

@ ituen

how i go follow you chop goat wey you give belle. abeg no be mi ooo!

@ miggs

if i come fight you empty handed, you go get small liver wan challenge me

but if i face u with small weapon like bottle, knife, cutlass not to talk of gun

you'll be forced to call me the boss even if u know am gonna kill u afterwards.

chei! it's a pity!

boys no just wan sabi razzle. where are the ---> **let's go out to dinner, you eat watever i eat.****

if she tells you she wants to sort her courses in school (if a student) and she needs money, ask her if the lecturers

didn't leave her with anoda option.


ben, i hope u learn how to sell in that shop oh, coz as soon as you come back, i dey open one okirika shop for
you under oshodi bridge

@libra

like say u no dey chop am

nooo!

All the ones wey i dey see na trial. you can only send 15 IMs till you restart.

terror

it's tru, i just dont understand any joke tha comes out of nostrils like the one above.

infobaba, cool down now, haba!

u see bottle for mu hand?

i no dey fight oh!



ituen

no comment on you now. kinda bizi.

@ituen

ashawo, u don wake up?

hehehehehehehe

how u dey move 2day?

thuggy, i must give it to you. you are just doing gr8.

by the way, who owns that cellphone?

i hope you havent killed saucekid for ditching you

ituen:
rule 8: Get to know Ituen _{compulsory for all newcomers whether Ituen likes it or not}

watz the 5shit about this your ego. better control it, it's overiding your talents.