₦airaland Forum

clemcykul:
@kronkayy the funniest thing is that no lady wants you so how can u make alot happy huh

am really surprised at your reasoning girl.

did whoever introduced to nairaland told you this was a dating site?

_{*shakes head in pity*}

am just here to have fun and not flirt with imaginary, faceless dorks on the internet.

don't think i don't know wat you look like, you no dey move market at all at all

You are aging and your parents are prolly worried guyz aint looking your way to ask you out, not to talk of engaging you.

stop hiding behind the internet, get a life girl.

for your information, am a ladies man and i know your man is a womaniser.

i used to enjoy yur posts, but now am fcking pissed.

enjoy yur life.

showbobo! where are u?

you have a case to answer.



how come u sent away the only _stupid person on this site on exile.

_{joins saucekid in devouring mr. turkey}

taste guud hmmmmmmm

@sauce

quickly taps into clem's cellie and intercepts the call

_{the subscriber you've dialled is on the roof right now, please don't bother calling back.}


@miggs

remember akon can still sue for breach over copyright laws.

instead try _{**sorrry, blame it on me**} it's free.

brown, you cant get me now.

thank god i bought a rib gaurd dis morning.

ROFLMFAO

nice jokes

kazeem007:
no man can fail in bed right ok

incase you don't know

midgets like you don't count as a man

a real bigbaby!

u cant even defend yourself verbally.

our dear clem,

sorry if exposing your picture to the whole of this sacred land has in anyway caused your brain some trauma.

i had to do it, atleast we are all friends here and i don't think u should be ashamed of how you look.

afterall it wwas God who decided to create you that way, i can't say he didnt try at his craft

it was because nepa siezed light and the fuel scarcity was at it's peak then, he couldnt buy kerosine for his lamp

so he took the risk to work on yu in the dark

and here yu are - as beautiful as the word itself.

be proud of yurself. truly clemcy

me being an arse fan?

nah!

not me. why the Bleep should i eat pomo when there is a big piece of beef waiting to be xplored, but it better not smell.
_{*sniffs around for any foul smell* sniff sniff sniff}

he's from egun

lets get back to the gist and kip having fun

abeg shawn that guy - puresttoy

@purestboy abi purewater boy

na who bring you come this land?

can't make sense from wat you wrote.

@topic
let's get back to bizness


Does anybody here want to more pix?

@ migyy

talking about dumping!

i was thinking as my broda, wouldnt you have a rethink about this your girlfriend? clemcy

i got some pictues of you and sexy clemcy from the spy camera i installed on the apartment you now occupy

don't forget you inherited the house from me, i still have some of my stuffs in there.

since you've been stingy about showing nland how beautiful your girl is,

i've decided to take it upon myself to do it for ya.

A MUST SEE, FREE OF CHARGE.

@ clem


gud for you girl

you could have allongside an assessment sheet while you bla bla bla.

just to know which of the guyz is worth it.

i hope u have miggy on your try-out list oh.

and please let us know the results.

ituen let them know that HIV is just a 3-letter word that makes absolutely no sense to yu an tessy.

as long as tessy is willing to share the wrath of the devil with yu - no problem


[s]_{i don't know why am giving up on tessy so soon.}[/s]

ravenzord:
holdup,watagwan in this place,s'mun's getting married nd we wasn't invited? that's UNFAIR

i don't think we have enuff ammo to hold aliens here.

where u from speaking like that?

watyamean?

clemcy - yoruba?

now that's weird.

[quote author=Mr. Turkey link=topic=5901.msg1713316#msg1713316 date=1195870181]^huh?[/quote]donkey!

[quote author=Mr. Turkey link=topic=95846.msg1713312#msg1713312 date=1195869860]^{for you guys to blunder at providing answers, i best not attempt solving this riddle}[/quote]wacko!

@poster

transverstite

@ mtaiwo


one thing you fail to realize is that everything in lyf is kinda expensive

this post must have kost you a fortune i suppose

1st - N75 to take that picture from a photographer who learnt how his job from snapping monkeys

2nd - N200 to scan that piece of shit down to this site

3rd - the reputation of the idiot that introduced you to nairaland

4th - your own reputation _{(if u've got any oh)} on this site is therefore null and void

5th - [s]_{they are always 5. i'll post it wen i remember}[/s]


fc!< ------ am so pissed. you just spoilt my beautiful nyt.


@ituen

good job.

ennyluv been do the same thing.

_{i no know wetin they decieve them they tell dem say them fine sef,}

@ mimi

gurl, you are on fire!

kip doing your thing.


i hope you make a gud wifey -- _{to me}

why are y'all acting like you don't know that prostitutes are addicted to sweets especially _Loli-pop

[quote author=Mr. Turkey link=topic=85589.msg1713319#msg1713319 date=1195870522]^{your reward is in heaven, haven't you heard?}[/quote]
<sub>this your english go make you fail interview for heaven oh.

therefore, you can afford to die poor

devil sef no go accept you</sub>

@ poster


is this the remix or rather the merix of this joke.


this joke graced this forum 100yrs ago.


why now------

try read other poster.

names

@ mr turkey


i wonder how many kg ur brain weighs!!


_{*shakes head*}

Emperoh:
Migs what happened tothe Sexuality thread. I guess you 've suddenly become illiterate you can't differentiate between Jokes and Romance.

are u in anyway related to naijagurly?

nice one.

i remember my gf in high school adheres to all those -- even in excess

karate

sayings of a foolish wise man

sharp boy

that boy is from diobu.