₦airaland Forum

Adaowerri111:
Is jay an arsenal fan

Are you a Rochas fan?

#8.5M for child and maternity healthcare? What of pensioners dying on queues just to tell government that they're still alive?

Misguided priority. Election malaria is worrying all of them.

It should be free.

To bury someone in the east is expensive, so giving birth should be cheap.

Spidermon:
UNAAB messed up. So it has to take SUG to fix that road??

I think this is one of the best ways to demonstrate leadership, accountability and social responsibility from a student union body. It shows that they are not lazy and inconsiderate like the bulk of our elders in the society.

Does it have free-to-air?

Can I use the TV to port to another country?

Can it take me to heaven?

If it can't, the person that moved this thread to FP is demented.

naijapage:


ALSO SEE SOME OF HER STREET PICTURES HERE : https://aprokogirl.com/5128/bbnaijas-khloe-wears-transparent-outfit-also-check-her-street-shots/

Not even an original danfo.

#crap

2,131 or 1,131?

Is the OP confused?

Did the LASG Health Commissioner give the correct number of the pregnant women infected?

Which LGA of Lagos State did these women originally come from? Just because they put Ikorodu, Epe and Isolo does not mean that the women came from there.

One thing I know about the process to obtain these grants is that most organizations or governments provide these numbers [one way or the other] to justify to the donor individual or organization why they need the grant money [free unaccounted-for money].

I found out that someone I loved was making out with two other people. I wanted to propose, already mentally rehearsed it but I told myself to be sincere with the situation - people change but some things you should not compromise - love, faith and honor.

I lived in Lagos.

She lived in Port Harcourt.

One was a tipper driver.

The other kind of worked in a bank.

When I found out, I told her it would not work between us. Within me, I felt stupid for letting her go, thinking I would not find someone to love again. Time healed that.

Brother, it happened once. Now it happened again.

Sever all ties with her and focus on better things.

Don't rush into another relationship that could lead to marriage just yet.

God be with you.

After all the theatrics and gimmicks.. it finally ends with prison?

It's not like clearing the way even improves the success rate of their jobs. But if it will help them, and they are sincere about doing their jobs right.. I will just park.

Absconded PMB. Your team is waiting for you.

Didinrin United.
Aso Cows FC.
Herdsmen Derby.
Lazy Yoot CF.

Flavor has given my brothers across the Niger a new collection to their insult-ware

[insert item] gbuo gi dia!

Recognize gbuo gi dia!
Assurance gbuo gi dia!
Porsche gbuo gi dia!
Okuko gbuo gi dia!
Jumia gbuo gi dia!

Nigeria, I weep!

I have rarely, or quite possibly never, seen a public service company in Nigeria publicly apologize for wrongdoings committed by its staff, senior management or board. It's a show of power for them, as they think that if they show remorse they may be taken for granted and exploited.

These kinds of responses like what Taxify SA did encourage users to patronize service providers.

You are your own NEPA, your own LGA. Even the government cannot fend for itself. That's why they tax us!

Those days it was stale beans water that they poured on us.

Someone is just showing power.

uuzba:
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Without this English we are speaking, we would not have a country. There would be mass chaos everywhere.
The English we are speaking united us. The English we refused to speak, when we started doing "me and my village"
runs in government work, has led to the detriment you see today.

Is that so? Are you saying that our dwindling use of the English language has led to the disruption and decadence in our society, morals et al?

How did speaking English unite us? And how has not speaking English separated us?

Please I'm all nti.

Olalan:
I pray they effective this ban

When I think about this, there has not been any public figure in Nigeria more passionate about ensuring safe drug use than the late Dora Akunyili. If BBC did not do that nice piece of IJ [investigative journalism] on Emzor, mum's the word.

I wonder who is more of a liar between Lai and Buhari.

Most of the people that type on NL don't read let alone type good English.


Someone asked, "Who English epp?".


At the end of the day,


English is not for everybody.

Buhari your lies are worse than the herdsmen's rifles. Even on the international scene, you resort to lies.

As always, a disgrace in foreign lands. You're no better than the drug peddlers and human traffickers.

KOPT33:
It might be worth trying, although the likelihood of prosecution is very slim.

But the seller is a fool. Oceanic bank became defunct more than 6 years ago!!

I was thinking the same way too. If you go to cash the cheque, you may just be arrested instead of the issuer.

Easy bro. You're a bit harsh. I'm sure he's realized his mistake the hard way.

KOPT33:
Go and deposit the cheque, when it bounces, he will be reported to the CBN, who will in turn hand the matter over to the EFCC.

I can assure you that that man will be fished out in less than three years.

If there is any crime that elicits quick response from all the law enforcement arms of this country, it is cheque forgery and issuance of dud cheques.

Issuing a dud cheque is a financial crime that carries at least 5 years prison term without an option of fine.

Dud cheque from a defunct bank nko?

OP, I sympathize with you. As a rule for me, I never do dealings in posh restaurants or eateries. Probably the aroma of the food and the allure of the surrounding made you think the guy was legit.

Ndo!

Good support. Not often you see leaders in government doing humanitarian things.. unless it's electioneering season.

And this is the nonsense that made FP?

This codeine headline has been repeated close to three times on NL.

https://www.nairaland.com/4479867/video-emzor-sales-rep-marketing

https://www.nairaland.com/4479594/emzor-sales-rep-caught-illegal

Nigeria ranks third in bribe taking among 55 nations.

https://www.pressreader.com/nigeria/the-guardian-nigeria/20180430/281535111606935

Rankings were released by EY - a global assurance, tax, transaction and advisory services company. The other 55 nations analyzed from Central and Eastern Europe [47%], Middle East [62%], and Latin America [74%] showed that these regions have high corruption risks higher than the global average. EY noted that 38% of Nigerian executives and their counterparts in 54 other countries believe that bribery and corrupt practices remain prevalent in business.

The perception of corruption in Nigeria is high which led to the "justification" for it to be ranked third among the 55 individual nations.

CofOLandOfPeace:

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Thanks for the offer. I'm looking to development the three plots of land I have in my hometown
#investinhome

Millz404:
I get one of my neighbor pikin wey dey always worry me... D open my door anyhow mosquitos d enta...
He is 3yrs old
Male
High disturbance rate

Bidding starts at 1m naira

They should pick you up for questioning. Mods where are you?

NotBeenPaid:
Nonsense! Rather listening to this nonsense, I'll go watch the funny clips over n over again

What ya say on this Nairalanders/Nigerians?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sMbpVEZo8E

Bros thank you!