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Crime › Re: Man Almost Lost His Eye After Being Beaten By SARS Operatives In Lagos (Graphic) by KrystosCJ(m): 3:48pm On Mar 27, 2018
When SARS kills a politician's child, they will end it.
Celebrities › Re: Ifu Ennada Wows In Cleavage-Baring Off Shoulder Ankara Top (Photos) by KrystosCJ(m): 5:28pm On Mar 26, 2018
simonlee:
all these slay queens eh... thats how i saw one wearing wrist watch on her ankle... i nearly died! grin grin
Super lol.. why she no wear am for ear.. hashtag earwatch
Food › Re: NAFDAC Warns Against Eating Fruits Ripened With Calcium Carbide by KrystosCJ(m): 5:23pm On Mar 26, 2018
Only in Lagos!

How do we know that a fruit has been tampered or ripened with calcium carbide? NAFDAC please tell us.

On how to identify carbide-ripened fruits, the management said that “naturally ripened fruits usually have brown or black spots while those artificially ripened have traces of powdery substances and peel off quickly’’.
This is not enough. Some fruits don't show brown or black spots like oranges or bananas. Give us something concrete.
Politics › Re: Dapchi Schoolboy ‘Pure Water’ Seller Freed By Boko Haram by KrystosCJ(m): 2:59pm On Mar 26, 2018
My ears are already tired of all this farce news..
Celebrities › Re: Meet Jemima Osunde: The Actress Who "Would Date A Broke Man That's Good In Bed" by KrystosCJ(m): 10:17am On Mar 23, 2018
No condition is permanent. What if the broke man becomes rich or the good sex becomes routine sex?
Car Talk › Re: See The 3D Printed Electric Vehicle That Has Only 57 Parts by KrystosCJ(m): 10:05am On Mar 23, 2018
TheMinimalist:
I think a lot of people have misconception about minimalism. minimalism doesn't mean you shouldn't have big stuff, it just means you should have what you need and no additional baggage and unnecessary wastage. It means simplicity and modesty. for one , I prefer big cars because I'm 6'3, but I have only one car . I prefer 6 inch phones too because it feels more comfortable to me(especially for videos ) , I use sony xperia xa1 ultra , but I have only 1 phone . In my bedroom is just a bed and two lamps and one chair . living room is just one sofa and tv and video game ,on the walls are books on shelves,tennis racket and boxing gloves and basketball . Most people who visit me always ask if i'm moving or just moved in. I don't lock my door most of the time and I have all of my IDs and documents with me at all times . I'm not afraid of danger nor death . I can disappear at any moment and it wont matter whether I ever step feet in the house again . I feel very free and happy . I plan on having only one child . i'm a vegetarian.
Good. Too bad Nairaland doesn't have a "handshake" emoji. They seriously need to upgrade.
Car Talk › Re: See The 3D Printed Electric Vehicle That Has Only 57 Parts by KrystosCJ(m): 8:59am On Mar 23, 2018
TheMinimalist:
interesting but too small. I prefer big cars like like ford explorer or ford Raptor . The new Bronco is also cool .
We are on the same page. Although, I thought TheMinimalist preferred something light.. grin grin
Career › Re: GLO Sack Letter Based On Marital Status (Photo) by KrystosCJ(m): 6:06pm On Mar 16, 2018
Where's the Globacom logo? Shouldn't it be there for authenticity? I hope this is not another feminist stunt. But if it is true, Mr. Adenuga has a lot of Q's to answer.
Travel › Re: Should I Go For NYSC Or Continue My Journey Abroad? by KrystosCJ(m): 4:16pm On Mar 16, 2018
Florblu:
Go for your masters abroad.
Come back for your NYSC and if after your masters you are above 30, opt for exemption letter.
Can't get any better than this. Go get your Masters. Who knows you may not need NYSC. The certificate it offers has never been a solid pre-condition to guarantee you a good job or a better life.
Career › Re: Top 5 High Paying Side Hustles For Working Class People by KrystosCJ(m): 4:13pm On Mar 16, 2018
bigplayerz:
@OP you did not mention photography...i do that on weekends only...and i make cool cash and i even meet some nice babes too kiss kiss kiss
My guy!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs AC Milan Europa League (3 - 1) On 15th March 2018 by KrystosCJ(m): 6:19pm On Mar 15, 2018
ARS 2 - 1 ACM
Politics › Re: Buhari Failed In Areas We Expected Him To Act During His Visit – Benue Govt. by KrystosCJ(m): 4:41pm On Mar 15, 2018
Please who is Federal Government? Is it not Buhari and the individuals he installed as advisers or ministers, over which he has authority?

Buhari, when you depart this world, agbotikuyo.
Politics › Re: Buhari Failed In Areas We Expected Him To Act During His Visit – Benue Govt. by KrystosCJ(m): 4:41pm On Mar 15, 2018
Please who is Federal Government? Is it not Buhari and the individuals he installed as advisers or ministers, over which he has authority?

Buhari, when you depart this world, agbotikuyo.
Crime › Re: Court Jails Babatunde Habeeb, Estate Agent 1,230 Years by KrystosCJ(m): 4:11pm On Mar 15, 2018
Show us the man who was sentenced and the judge who sentenced him.

The judge is either comical or foolish, giving such an unreasonable sentence to a man who may not live up to a century. If he gave a polithievian such a sentence, it would go down well with me.
Family › Re: Man Apologizes To His Wife After Seeing Her Like This At Home (Photo) by KrystosCJ(m): 1:38pm On Mar 15, 2018
rane06:
Women are stronger than men. Fact
We appreciate you and most of all we love you. Please save the sex war talk for now.

You can prove you're stronger than men by impregnating a woman by yourself. If you can do that, I will denounce my sex.
Properties › Re: Lagos Government Reduces Land Use Charge by KrystosCJ(m):
Ambode you just made yourself and your administration look utterly stupid and foolish. The greed that shaped your career up to this level is manifesting itself and it shall be your downfall. Already, nobody believes you have the right sense to lead Lagos.

A leopard never loses it spots, and your spots shone brightly.
Politics › Re: President Buhari Gets Red Carpet Reception At Site Of Dapchi Kidnap by KrystosCJ(m): 10:12am On Mar 15, 2018
PMB is a disgrace of a father to the people of Yobe, as well as to the whole of Nigeria.
Politics › Re: Shehu Sani Shades President Buhari Over His Chibok-Dapchi Jonathan Comparison by KrystosCJ(m): 10:05am On Mar 15, 2018
The leaders of the security forces in Nigeria are mostly, if not all, of northern extraction.

Hence, there can be no meaningful action against Boko Haram because they are their "brothers". I don't also believe that Allah is blind - he knows who follows him and does what is good in his sight, as against the subjective interpretations and deviations his followers are prone to make, as well as followers of other faiths. Shehu Sani may be one of them, but he seems different in that he recognizes what is bad and speaks out against it. Commendable.

For what it is worth, putting your people in danger's way and killing them, directly or indirectly, will never fetch you peace. It will only consume you and give you up to your greatest fear - the loss and damnation of your own soul.

PMB do the right thing and make peace within yourself and for the benefit of Nigeria.
Romance › Re: "That She Removed Her Cloth Doesn't Mean She Wants Sex" - Feminist. Men React by KrystosCJ(m): 9:45am On Mar 15, 2018
From experience, women who address the male organ as "prick" are more likely to desire sex than women who address it properly - the pen!s.

Feminists are so biased among themselves. After they've been bickering within themselves, they now seek that "feel good" aura by posting something that fuels discussion against their perceived enemies - men.
Crime › Re: 18-Year-Old Girl Commits Suicide Over JAMB UTME Score In Delta State by KrystosCJ(m): 7:33pm On Mar 14, 2018
She may have bowed to pressure but I want to share something that happened to me, which got me depressed when I was a teenager.

I wrote JAMB and obtained a score of 234 but my father was heavily displeased with me. He showed it by asking me, "Isn't it your mates and other children older than that sat for the same exam and came out with 316, 320 and 344 (referring to the high scores he heard)?".

I was distraught. I did not know what to do to win a shred of his confidence and reassure him that all the money he'd been paying for my education was not going south. And so I prayed to God. I asked him to bless me in the post-UME exam (we were the pioneer set that sat for the first post-UME exams in 2005). Guess what? I was six points shy of 300 and when I showed my dad my result, he still was not impressed.

Something just told me to be happy with myself and what I had achieved. I've never looked back.

The girl no try. Education does not guarantee success in life.
Politics › Re: Dapchi Schoolgirls: I Responded Better Than Jonathan — Buhari by KrystosCJ(m): 6:32pm On Mar 14, 2018
He who the gods want to kill, they first make mad. It is clear that PMB has no authenticity on his own but always compares his so-called achievements to that of his predecessor. Only a mad man will repeat what he said. Only an even madder person will support his statement.

I see the red carpet he's walking on symbolizing the blood of the people he wasted due to his nepotistic mindset. Something is internally dysfunctional with PMB. People like him die hardened and unforgiving. And they die miserable.
Culture › Re: Before You Marry A Fulani Lady: 3 Important Things To Know by KrystosCJ(m): 4:08pm On Mar 14, 2018
That flogging part.. why can't they abolish it like they did with slave trade?
Romance › Re: Pastor Tommy Clark Uploads Gay Photo Of Him Kissing Another Man By Mistake by KrystosCJ(m): 4:05pm On Mar 14, 2018
What was he thinking? Even with all the allure of the female anatomy he decided a man's lips tasted better.. utterly idiotic.
Politics › Re: The Message Adeyanju Deji Sent To CNN About President Buhari & Nigerian Media by KrystosCJ(m): 4:02pm On Mar 14, 2018
They have to fly him abroad to interview him. Don't give PMB an opportunity to travel. Besides, he'll prefer BBC Hausa than be interviewed by a woman. He hates that.
Romance › Re: How Your Mother Looks At You When You Are 32 Years And Not Married (picture) by KrystosCJ(m): 3:55pm On Mar 14, 2018
pyyxxaro:
Wait lemme go n ask Aunty Rita Dominic embarassed

Brb
Haba! Upgrade her na. She no be auntie again.. she don enter demurrage.
Business › Re: Church Member Gives Nigeria’s Old £1 Note Used Between 1907-1973 As Offering by KrystosCJ(m): 3:47pm On Mar 14, 2018
sdbaba:
How much will you sell the notes to me? Hit me at sanya_1000@yahoo.com
Are you a collector?
Politics › Re: INEC Ballot Boxes, Military Shoes Now Made In Aba — Ikpeazu by KrystosCJ(m): 11:57am On Mar 14, 2018
INEC do you agree to this?
Business › Re: Church Member Gives Nigeria’s Old £1 Note Used Between 1907-1973 As Offering by KrystosCJ(m): 9:42am On Mar 14, 2018
I got six of these at home. Waiting for when it will be auctioned. Muahahahahahahaha!!!!
Events › Re: Couple Stuns At Their Wedding Introduction In Ibadan by KrystosCJ(m): 9:41am On Mar 14, 2018
Truthcat:
Yes oo! Shady life full of jealousy will always give shady advice since they can't find a man.
I'm a man and I'm married to a woman.

You sound single and hopeless, a seamstress perhaps, without a viable suitor for quite some time. I may be wrong though.

Ciao.
Politics › Re: Lagos Denies Increasing Motor Vehicle Registration, Number Plate Rates by KrystosCJ(m): 6:07pm On Mar 13, 2018
Better to invest in my hometown than in Lagoon precinct. Greedy bunch of insatiable mother-tapiocas
Politics › Re: Charles Quaker Dokubo: Biography & Profile Of Presidential Amnesty Coordinator by KrystosCJ(m): 6:03pm On Mar 13, 2018
Is he Hilda Dokubo's husband, the crier of Nollywood?

Sack all he wants, he will be sacked back to Daura. Last minute reshuffling won't help him.
Events › Re: Couple Stuns At Their Wedding Introduction In Ibadan by KrystosCJ(m): 12:52pm On Mar 13, 2018
Classy in green and gold. Please make your union work. It's not by Photoshop, make-up or pictures.

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