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When SARS kills a politician's child, they will end it. |
simonlee:Super lol.. why she no wear am for ear.. hashtag earwatch |
Only in Lagos! How do we know that a fruit has been tampered or ripened with calcium carbide? NAFDAC please tell us. On how to identify carbide-ripened fruits, the management said that “naturally ripened fruits usually have brown or black spots while those artificially ripened have traces of powdery substances and peel off quickly’’.This is not enough. Some fruits don't show brown or black spots like oranges or bananas. Give us something concrete. |
My ears are already tired of all this farce news.. |
No condition is permanent. What if the broke man becomes rich or the good sex becomes routine sex? |
TheMinimalist:Good. Too bad Nairaland doesn't have a "handshake" emoji. They seriously need to upgrade. |
TheMinimalist:We are on the same page. Although, I thought TheMinimalist preferred something light.. ![]() |
Where's the Globacom logo? Shouldn't it be there for authenticity? I hope this is not another feminist stunt. But if it is true, Mr. Adenuga has a lot of Q's to answer. |
Florblu:Can't get any better than this. Go get your Masters. Who knows you may not need NYSC. The certificate it offers has never been a solid pre-condition to guarantee you a good job or a better life. |
bigplayerz:My guy! |
ARS 2 - 1 ACM |
Please who is Federal Government? Is it not Buhari and the individuals he installed as advisers or ministers, over which he has authority? Buhari, when you depart this world, agbotikuyo. |
Please who is Federal Government? Is it not Buhari and the individuals he installed as advisers or ministers, over which he has authority? Buhari, when you depart this world, agbotikuyo. |
Show us the man who was sentenced and the judge who sentenced him. The judge is either comical or foolish, giving such an unreasonable sentence to a man who may not live up to a century. If he gave a polithievian such a sentence, it would go down well with me. |
rane06:We appreciate you and most of all we love you. Please save the sex war talk for now. You can prove you're stronger than men by impregnating a woman by yourself. If you can do that, I will denounce my sex. |
Ambode you just made yourself and your administration look utterly stupid and foolish. The greed that shaped your career up to this level is manifesting itself and it shall be your downfall. Already, nobody believes you have the right sense to lead Lagos. A leopard never loses it spots, and your spots shone brightly. |
PMB is a disgrace of a father to the people of Yobe, as well as to the whole of Nigeria. |
The leaders of the security forces in Nigeria are mostly, if not all, of northern extraction. Hence, there can be no meaningful action against Boko Haram because they are their "brothers". I don't also believe that Allah is blind - he knows who follows him and does what is good in his sight, as against the subjective interpretations and deviations his followers are prone to make, as well as followers of other faiths. Shehu Sani may be one of them, but he seems different in that he recognizes what is bad and speaks out against it. Commendable. For what it is worth, putting your people in danger's way and killing them, directly or indirectly, will never fetch you peace. It will only consume you and give you up to your greatest fear - the loss and damnation of your own soul. PMB do the right thing and make peace within yourself and for the benefit of Nigeria. |
From experience, women who address the male organ as "prick" are more likely to desire sex than women who address it properly - the pen!s. Feminists are so biased among themselves. After they've been bickering within themselves, they now seek that "feel good" aura by posting something that fuels discussion against their perceived enemies - men. |
She may have bowed to pressure but I want to share something that happened to me, which got me depressed when I was a teenager. I wrote JAMB and obtained a score of 234 but my father was heavily displeased with me. He showed it by asking me, "Isn't it your mates and other children older than that sat for the same exam and came out with 316, 320 and 344 (referring to the high scores he heard)?". I was distraught. I did not know what to do to win a shred of his confidence and reassure him that all the money he'd been paying for my education was not going south. And so I prayed to God. I asked him to bless me in the post-UME exam (we were the pioneer set that sat for the first post-UME exams in 2005). Guess what? I was six points shy of 300 and when I showed my dad my result, he still was not impressed. Something just told me to be happy with myself and what I had achieved. I've never looked back. The girl no try. Education does not guarantee success in life. |
He who the gods want to kill, they first make mad. It is clear that PMB has no authenticity on his own but always compares his so-called achievements to that of his predecessor. Only a mad man will repeat what he said. Only an even madder person will support his statement. I see the red carpet he's walking on symbolizing the blood of the people he wasted due to his nepotistic mindset. Something is internally dysfunctional with PMB. People like him die hardened and unforgiving. And they die miserable. |
That flogging part.. why can't they abolish it like they did with slave trade? |
What was he thinking? Even with all the allure of the female anatomy he decided a man's lips tasted better.. utterly idiotic. |
They have to fly him abroad to interview him. Don't give PMB an opportunity to travel. Besides, he'll prefer BBC Hausa than be interviewed by a woman. He hates that. |
pyyxxaro:Haba! Upgrade her na. She no be auntie again.. she don enter demurrage. |
sdbaba:Are you a collector? |
INEC do you agree to this? |
I got six of these at home. Waiting for when it will be auctioned. Muahahahahahahaha!!!! |
Truthcat:I'm a man and I'm married to a woman. You sound single and hopeless, a seamstress perhaps, without a viable suitor for quite some time. I may be wrong though. Ciao. |
Better to invest in my hometown than in Lagoon precinct. Greedy bunch of insatiable mother-tapiocas |
Is he Hilda Dokubo's husband, the crier of Nollywood? Sack all he wants, he will be sacked back to Daura. Last minute reshuffling won't help him. |
Classy in green and gold. Please make your union work. It's not by Photoshop, make-up or pictures. |
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