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God bless your son @mummyneyi. He loves you so much and wants to see you happy.

OP copied from Punch Newspaper. Plagiarism!

No cameras were allowed, abi?

Why can't I apply and PAY for the DL online and have it delivered to my doorstep or, better still, pick it up at any designated FRSC or MVAA office in the state I registered?

Is the word innovation missing from the dictionary of FG institutions? If automation is judiciously implemented all these middle men profiting off the side will diminish and die off.

He even has bad table manners. Talking while eating!

ZombieBuster:
Dapchi needs a fall guy



It's time for damage control

Oya.... Southerners na una job
Doubt me... Ask lai Muhammad

Partial truth. They could have just changed the Chief of Army staff if they wanted damage control. The guilt that would weigh on that scale would be overwhelming.

Story!

Buhari himself said it in the New Year address to Nigerians that he was willing to contest in the 2019 elections, soliciting our votes on national television. Even the words used in this update from OP shows how reckless they are in addressing the Nigerian people. Imagine, that they "care less".

They've been "careless" in dealing with the Nigerian economy.
They've been "careless" in fighting the insurgency called Boko Haram.
They've been "careless" in putting an end to the menace of the killer herdsmen.
They've been "careless" in their spending on governance, yet frugal on education and social development.
They've been "careless" in their televised speeches, home and abroad.
They've been "careless" in accounting for government expenditure without remorse.
They've been "careless" in reflecting so-called federal character in ministerial appointments.
They've been "careless" in managing the future of northern female schoolchildren.
They've been "careless" in suing for peace in all geopolitical zones in the country

But most of all..

They've been "careless" about the oaths they took to uphold the truth and make things right and work in Nigeria.

The Nigerian people care less about their ambition to run for a political position. But the day that they die, most of us will offer thanksgiving to our Creator for healing our land and hearts of pain and sorrow.

Yes, PMB and all his cronies have brought more pain and sorrow than joy or succor to the Nigerian people than any government since we had independence. Funny thing is, he's doing it for the second time.

Keyamo to stoop so low at this time is very hypocritical of you.
More than 92% of lawyers in Nigeria are liars. If Louis Brandeis was alive, he'd spit at the so-called Bar and denounce you all.

chuks34:
Rumor has it that he died some weeks ago

Just like Sylvester Stallone's death hoax flying about on the Internet..

Cromagnon:
is like you think ur priority is nairaland priority

Some folks have a dead weight in their mouths to respond to anything that catches their fancy. Which is probably their priority like the guy I quoted. Oh well..

Direct bus to Italy dey?

Couldn't man and wife just agree to positively live together for the sake of their children before it got really bad to this extent?

Thoroughly happy for her. Praying for others that were in her former situation to also receive their own restoration.

Publicity is cheap. Please show us the receipt then we will believe.

To enter no be problem. To stay married is the crown.

Funke Akindele will act in Revenger: The Retake of Avengers. Ha-ha-haw!

Arrest the pervert, scammer and Y! plus 6 o'clock eye miscreant. Imagine the nerve!!!

United slaying.

thesicilian:
Most times just hurrying for nothing. Hurrying home to sleep or watch TV; hurrying to a market that you may end up going round and round until you finally get what you want to buy; hurrying to work that you have been going for the past 10yrs with no tangible gains, hurrying to catch a bus when there are several other buses around, and so on... It's amazing.

I was amazed one day when a lady was cursing a driver who almost hit her as she crossed from the Cele Express section of the Apapa - Oworonshoki Expressway to Ijesha side. I felt she should be thankful that she escaped with her life after crossing the busy road.

Vehicles have right of way on the road.
Pedestrians have right of way on the sidewalk or pedestrian bridges or the zebra crossings [except that we don't ever respect the purpose of zebra crossings in Nigeria].

And Ramaphosa will congratulate your successor..

Williams just dey reign today for bad thing

Williams the assassin
Williams the dollar smuggler
Williams the r_p_s_
Williams the k_d__p_r

And the King and I say.. et cetera [x3]

Simple looking guy. You wouldn't have the slightest idea he'd be wanted for murder.

Oruma don lean finish.

Bovi went to cheer him up.

Thank you Father for saving her. There shall be no rest for the wicked and that includes the ritual killers and kidnappers.