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Dannyxy: i like slim girl,buh no be huddah type oh,slim girl wey sexy like yveonne nelson i like

Lol @huddah type..
I no know why,but i dont find Yvoone sexy.. Yes,she is beautiful but i dont find her sexy sha..
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Agbgift: Yes oooooo

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@real-teflon,that pic in your profile got me Lmfao!!!!!..
What da?.. Lwkmd!!
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So @Agbgift,@mariarocks and @pimples na lekpa ladies?
Good to know..
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Lol..
Elikem don kolo finish..
See as he dey drag cleo make she con see im snake.. Cleo run go hold melvin ..lol
He even chased her with his snake from the bathroom when she entered..
Elikem is very lucky tha cleo isnt @ella.b..
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dimples*:
Na wa oo
So we wey slim, we no follow!
Which one be she no get wetin man want Shay melvin no see her bod b4 he like her??

Taste differs o! Hen...

Lmfao!!!!
@pimples wan kee me with laff..
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spade: So, wait oh... This means Hakeem will be taking Huddah to those romantic places, should he win the "Romantic Gesture" contest?

And funny enough, those places are in KENYA!!!?

O boy eee! Cleo fans better start voting Elikem and his "breakfast in bed" gesture if they want to get back at Hakid! Cuz it would be even more hurtful to Cleo if she comes out without the money and the punk she had feelings for dumped her to go groove in Mombasa, Kenya!

Both cleo and hakeem should have equal rights to the prize nah..
Well ,maybe the Gift will go to him since he initiated the gesture..
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Hahaha..
Beverly and elikem dey slaughter annabel oooo.. Lmao!!
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♛AndrERush♛:
@Kslib

Check the mail.

I just did.. No problem..
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spade: Jesus Christ!! WTF!
Hakeem and Huddah!

https://m.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-e.ak/hphotos-ak-ash4/s720x720/999197_528331660572748_260932663_n.jpg

Whaaaaaaat?
All izz not well ooo..
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Anyway sha,
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1..##Which housemate gave beverly the "POWER OF NO" last week at Night even though he didnt win the power of no task...?
2.. ##Which male housemate can give Motamma a run for her money if they both were to compete for "AFRICANS GOT ASSS"...
3.. ##Which housemate was so good in lying that when she mistakenly said "labrinth" was a Nigerian,labrinth himself had to do a background check on his roots?
4..##Who is that evicted west african housemate that normally dropped the oxygen level in the house anytime he took a deep breath..?

ItsModella: 1. Dillish
2. Beverly/Pokello
3. Elikem
4. Cleo
5. Mazi Froggy/Owl-neal

Damn!! Yea its cleo...
You smart sha..
I guess you figured out the black spots..lol
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@Agbgift,nice one but you failed my HYBRID question.. Its not natasha.. Lol
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Make i see who go get am..lol
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Hmmn.. Nice one guys..
Oya make una answer this one..
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1.. ##Which housemate can you rape and get away with just being threatened of a slap..?
2.. ##Who is that housemate that twerks even when the micro-wave beeps..?
3.. ##Who is the housemate who used the art of "farting" to count the entire population of namibia in just 91 days?
Note::One fart per person..
4.. ##Which housemate can be classified as a hybrid?
Note:: the housemate has the face of a cheetah and the body of a hippo..
5.. ##Which housemate failed to use his Eyes to see the future even though his eyes had enough Balls to do so?
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More coming..
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Hehehe!!! Match nefa start,i don begin laugh..
All the arsenal fans in the house should take heart in advance.. I feel for you guys..
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Lol
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In2systems_Tech: ...Subsequently shot them dead... So no intel?

Lol...
Which intel? How many intel's have the security agencies gotten from the top dogs of boko haram they've/have been capturing..
Boko haram recruits any insignificant willing bastard that is ready to work for them in any little way he/she wishes and these two half man/half woman bastards that were shot are insignificant almajiris that dont even have access to any vital info whatsoever..
The only vital info they can provide is the fact that they are ready to die and go bang not just 1 but 72 fresh virgins in the sky..
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Maybe they were just Defending The Fuel in a Civil Manner.. Lol
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This country really needs alot of work.. The work that needs to be done in this country is overwhelming and almost humanly impossible to achieve that people just sit down,fold their arms and resort to using the GRACE OF GOD to fix things.. Smh
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Da fuq!!!**puts hand on head***
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@Anderush.. Check your inbox..
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***Modified**

Good morning!!!.... I had a bad dream...
##team ## melvin## keep voting oo...
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Do not relent so our votes no go short like Zacchea(us)..
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Keep blocking all the discouragements like Avast antivir(us)..
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We have come very far and nothing can stop (us)...
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I knw ur friends are also voting cos voting for Melvin is very Contagio(us)..
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Keep voting harder with no mercy just like spartac(us)..
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#Team#Melvin abeg keep voting harder cos @ dis stage we cnt afford any Min(us)...
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And hopefully by sunday,we go come out victorio(us)...
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drulbaba: midnight blues must have been getting to you...

Good morning ..
Hahaha!!
No mind me jare.. Na weed cause am..
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**My eyes don dey heavy***
Good night/morning ladies and gentlemen...
Sleep tight guys..
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Always remember that no matter what happens,
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ItsModella: @kslib, lalaosky once told me some months back that he was going to open an alternate account.

Really? Little wonder..
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**time to sleep***
@ostrich, i wont call you lalaosky since you said you are not the one but i'm 100% sure that you are the one sha.. Anyways,you still remain @ostrich until you admit otherwise.. I did see your picture during the Mr nairaland ish and can remember most of the faces of those who contested including yours... lol My head dey hold graphic images like wizard..lol
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You still remain @ostrich not lalosky..
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ochongonoko: All those you listed, I didn't notice cos I don't know him sha so I can't judge


Now I know why @kslib lied against me . No wonder he nitpicked my post to sweetlemon and made it seems I was trying to insunuate that I was active in that thread when I told him clearly that I knew about the competition as guest. No wonder !!

hahahahaha!!!
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Geeez,after 2:am in the morning and i still nefa sleep....
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Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?
Do you guys know that @lalosky's last post was on july 11 and @ostrich's first post was also on july 11..
I don die....
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Let me tell you guys something.. lol
Did you guys noticed how @drullbaba who has only 18posts on Nairaland quickly replied me when i talked about me being a die hard harry potter fan?
i no talk anything o,, lol
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ItsModella: They both type epistles, they both try to ease the tension between two conflicting parties, they overuse emoticons, they are too emotional, they just freaking write alike. The similarities are way too many.

Nothing and I mean NOTHING will make me believe that ochongonoko is not lalaosky.

GBAM..
They both use two emoticons together, 90% of the time rather than one..
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ItsModella: Everyone uses hypocrite but you and lalaosky use it excessively....#justsaying

Thank you..
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ochongonoko: LMAO!!. hold on, so lalaosky and I are the only using the word hypocrite?. Or am I the first person to use hypocrite on NL or on this thread?. Na wa o. Give it up, you aint winning

Thank you jissssos!!!
@modella,go and check how lalaosky types his LMAO and see how ochon does his 99% of when he types it and see..
IT is always in block letters..
Two exclamation marks and one fullstop..