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miss sparkle: ..I felt so embarrassed, he showed so much..lool...but it was fun doe

**widens eyeball*** where and where did he show? Pls dont tell me he showed her particular juncture..

Sulu giving annabel a very sensual massage!!!

GH PATRIOT: Comments from...you know who
#Rubies win their wager. Sulu is
definitely stripping tonight.
#Biggie: "the Ruby cake was
delicious" ...did u taste it via
bluetooth?
#Fatima catches the bouquet. Let's
pray he finds a befitting bride.
#Elikem's speech, the best of all. If he
doesn't get a strike for speaking
vernacular.
#Papa Sulu to the couple: "bring
home enough money" ...taxi business
is slow.
#Natasha: "I am speechless". Oneal:
"that's not true" ...as we soon found
out.
#Annabel to the couple: "be together
and be strong for each other" ...just
like her boobs.
#Fatima hands a banana to Feza,
reminding her to take proper care of
Oneal's banana.
#Best man Angelo: "I'm happy u are
moving out of the house" ...at 37,
maybe u should be the groom.
#Feza to Oneal: "I'm happy that u are
taller than me" ...implying Sulu
might not find a bride.

#Oneal: "you are to me what particular
is to juncture" ...I'm confused at this
particular juncture.
Elikem please feel free to speak your
local dialect. Biggie will not penalise
You.
#Sulu walks the bride down the isle
swinging from left to right like a taxi
with weak shock absorbers.
#Diamonds begin their wedding and
interestingly, fatima plays the role of
a woman.
#Hakeem sings another romantic
song and tears fill Cleo's right eye.
The left eye is dry.
#The couple kiss again. Hakeem has
swallowed enough lipstick to last
him for dinner.
#Pokello brushes all the girls aside
and grabs the bouquet. This year
must not pass her by.
#Even Selly is looking gorgeous. I
love weddings.

LMAO @the red parts...

What da fucck does annabel mean? The housemates were talking about swapping houses and annabel said "Melvin listens to me very well,so i'll tell him who to swap".....

Is there anyday that goes by without sulu mentioning selly's name like 600times..
If you replace sulu's oxygen with selly's fart,he wont notice any difference!!!!

Afam4eva: Which kain song these people dey sing? Twa twa Twa [b]ko vomit vomit vomit ni[/b]

hahahahaha!!!!! Cahi,laff no go kee me oooh..

SamConquer: Pay Nepa Bill Jooor

Lol..

spade: Come... Isn't that Melvin's nightie Bassey is wearing?

Hahaha!!! I know what you are driving at?

IyawoTM: If una comment on my T.V one more time

LoVing Hakeem's voice and song. Loving the wedding!
Pokello- wedding co-ordinator
Bassey-Priest
Melvin-Father of the bride
Selly- Chief Bridesmaid
Bev- Makeup artiste/train
Dillish-Train
Bimp-Bestman
Nando-Photographer/Waiter

Wedding was lovely. Reception, and they drove away in the car...lol. Pokello caught the bouquet

Post pishure of the car..

Jisos ooooh!!!! Nepa haff killed me ooooh!!!
This is all GEJ's fault... So na so i take miss this wedding wey i dey wait for since...

Afam4eva: Ohh ok.

Lmoa!!!! I was just kidding nah...
Today is ther task presentation.. They are staging a fake wedding...

Afam4eva: Why are they dressing up? Today is not Saturday na.

Biggy had shifted the channel 0 party to thursdays..

sholay2011: Bros...yarn us d koko joor. ..I wan do gbeborun small

Lol.. I just dey pull shovel @spade leg.. No vex oohh..

spade: It's actually Melvin. No need to beat about the bush. Her actions said it already.

In dillish's voice ***trouble oooooooh***..
Ehen,You wont believe what i just heard about Maria.. Oh my gawd,you wont believe it!!!!!
That Maria girl ehn!!! Chai!!!

sholay2011: Hakeem later asks Dillish: "So, which guy do you have feelings for in the house? Africa wants to know".

Dillish replies: "I would keep it a secret. But the person already knows...we've talked...I speak with my actions." Hmmm...

Who is this person? Can somebidy tell me who this person is? I'm just curious.
Ok look at it this way,if a gun is pointed at your forehead and you're asked to metion who this mystery person is,can you confidently give the answer?
Note: if you fail the question,you become dead meat...

StateOfMind: Beverrie misses being very busy and her phone on the outside world. And because she's not with her phone, she talks too much in the house and she thinks her housemates would be like 'this girl talks too much'

If she were to have a video chat with someone from the other house, she'd choose angelo cos he's the one she hasn't really known in the bba house. She thinks they are both dancers *scratches head* and they can talk about career, music n bla bla bla

Biggie refused to ask her the alpha male\female queshion.

Why nah? Sometimes,biggy is just plain annoying.. He should start writing down his questions.. He go dey form robot forgetting say na person he be..

StateOfMind: Cleo feels the alpha male is between melvin and hakeem. He thinks they are both opinionated (loud in their opinions)..and have leadership qualities.

Her definition of alpha male -strong, opinionated, have leadership skills.

She thinks the alpha female is between herself and pokello because they are both opinionated, strong and have leadership qualities.
Her strengths are being a good listener, and can also be a voice for the voiceless.
She thinks pokello is softening a bit as opposed to the rigidity she put up in her early days.

Make cleo sef dey take style talk true nah? Even her herself know say she no near alpha not to talk of feamele..
I dey enjoy your update ooooh.. Good job

StateOfMind: Pokello's session

She thinks bimp and dillish dint really pull their weight around the task but is confident they would win their wager.

She thinks the alpha male is melvin because everyone likes him and respects him, but she's scared of people like that because she feels its not possible for you to be loved by everybody.

For alpha female, she thinks its bev because as west africans, they tend to be more aggressive and most of the girls tend to gravitate towards her.

She still prefers to be in the ruby house cos its more comfortable, organised and more formal. They eat together at the dining and pray before meals. The house is always clean and so she prefers ruby house regardless of whoever is there.

She has a point but shouldnt she be scared for him rather being scared of him..
I dont get her point!!!!

wild child: Pokello just said the Alpha male in the DH is Melvin cos everybody loves and respects him and the Alpha woman is Beverly,she also said there are no gossip in the DH,most of them in the diamonds house are real.

Wooow!!!! Melvino...
Keep up the good job... Even if you tire to update,no forget to post dillish and melvin own you hear...
Thanks for the update..

spade: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BOTLB7mCcAAL7Wc.jpg

Hahahahaha!!!!! Kai,spade haff kill me oooh... Lmao
This is the funniest thing i've come across in weeks... Hahahahahahaa!!!
I cant just stop laughing... @spade you must pay me my laff walahi....
Hehehehehe!!!!! Lol... Lwkmd!!!!!!

Can any good samaritan snap the diamond car then post the picture.. I've heard so much about the car but stll havent seen it yet.. Nepa fit bring light after the task presentation and my chance of seeing the car go don vamuse by then...

..

IyawoTM: On a serious note...this task wey Biggie give this week, I can assure you has shot up the individual votes of Hakeem and Cleo. So who apart from Fatima who I think is leaving is likely to leave this Sunday?

I cant just imagine hakeem not leaving? Which country will vote for him?
Maybe cape verde fit vote for hakeem or swaizaland...

You know what? Bleep you'll.. You guys have wasted two pages of this thread cos of your silly arguement.. If you guys wanna argue about Big Brother Nigeria,why not go create your own thread and stop derailing this thread for chrawst sake...
Afem4eva why is that anytime you come to this thread, it is just to argue,argue and fuuucking argue and cause confusion.. Haba!!!!!
You guys should stop derailing this thread and allow people to post updates.. Mssshhheeeew!!!!
Una get luck say i no be MOD,i for not only ban una but crash una computer with virus...

E haff do nah!!!

This thread don turn Big Brother Nigeria again? E haff do nah!!!

**sigh of relief*** atleast the thread is coming back to life..
Abeg make una dey update us wey no dey watch..

wild child: i think Pokello is just teasing Melvin because she knows Dillish is there

did y'all see the look on Dillish's face when Melvin said he kissed Natasha twice before?

How did she react?

spade: The guy just take style dey tap current anyhow

You wish say na maria ba...

safarigirl: they've been kissing and hugging, he and pokello, he and Dillish...they're giving 'examples' of how he and Maria kissed and hugged

Huh? Which kain practical be this one..
So he kissed pokello and diliish.. Hmmn..

Oneal should just STFU abeg!!!!! The camera man sef na zwoooor!!!!

Abeg wetin dey happen for diamond house? I hear say their car na d bomb...