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What da fuuuck is denzel doing to beverly.. That guy is bleeping creepy. Inshort,denzel must go home. That guy is a serial killer.. Dat guy fit molest beverly escape from d show before day break oh.. Dat guy must go.. See d way he bring out im tongue kon begin use am scan for nearest bosom.. Whaaaaaaaaaaaat Denzel just pack ur bag,idiot... |
Airforce1: Ugly blondie....What an irony!! See you wey carry face like wetin dem dey use pursue children go sleep for night... |
@op,why not tell us what the friend did to you so we can advice you better.. |
Chocboyslim: Honestly, i don't know what to do.....My elder bro wife to be is dyning for me & my only brother who trusted me so much never notice it. All dis started when i celebrated my birthday last year & my elder bro funded evrything such as drinks,foods etc, except the cake & the party house decoration which was funded by his fiancee. She even bought me a 'Rolex stone watch' as a birthday gift right before my brother. But i nevr know dat she had feelings for me then, untill one fateful morning, when she blew it open by sending me 'morning love texts' confessing her she loves me & will do anything to make me happy. First time i saw the text, i thought it was a mistake, dat she wanted 2 send it 2my bro bt when i call to confirm, she told me dat d text was for me. At first i couldn't say anythn, i was speechless, neva belief it untill whn i met her one on one in my bro absent dat she make it clearer to me dat she was madly inlove with me & evn ended it up with a hot kiss. Honestly, dis my brother fiance is truelly beautiful dat no man can resist her easily & my bro who trusted me so much neva notice dis.......what should i do? Should i make this known to my bro or should i keep it secret & enjoy her ? Pls am confused nw, need ur advise!
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Hahaha!! After dem go dey claim holy holy as if na dem like God pass. Ehen,so dem sabi fucck.. Hiaan |
Whay da fuuuck.. This denzel guy dey crack me up... Lmmmmmmaaaaoooo |
Yea,its a small world,but this world is too big for that shit you typed up there to happen.. |
As for travelling to ibadan or oshogbo,i will advice you to do it cos its clear that your instinct is telling you to go there.. I know some might be saying he should stay in the bog city of lagos,but op follow your instinct and see how it goes. You have nothing to loose going to ibadan. Now ask yourself,what has the so called big lagos did for you? Nothing!! You didnt follow your instinct the first time but rather followed what your sister said. Do you now see the outcome.. My aunty's husband requested to be transferred from his lagos branch to maukurdi and he keeps saying that was the best decision he ever made jobwise.. |
@op you are handsome BUT beware cos one thing is for sure; you wont leave this thread thesame if you're someone who easily gets hurt from what people say.. ............ The ugly ones on nairaland will attack you badly.. The jobless old ones who have graduated since 1922 will pour out their frustration of you.... The jambite who got below 150 will pour out their woes on you... The ones whose gf's have dumped for fine boys will finish you.. All those ugly girls with rock hard face and flat bottom coupled with 2 naira bosoms will definately strike.. Note: Even the ones in the university who will graduate with just "CERTIFICATE OF ATTENDANCE" will call you bloody jambite and ask you to go read your book..Remember you are handsome but my advice is "PICK RACE".. |
lucenzo: why don't you fart in the public because you've got nothing to hide, or because you are in the 21st century olodoYou be goat.. Comparing fart and licking of soup just goes to show how stupiid you are.. When you fart,others involuntarily injest the odour into their system..While when you lick your soup,you dont hurt others. They have an option to look away and mind their bussiness.. When you fart in public,the only option left for others is to hold their breath which is an involuntary option.. |
Abeg which success this woman dey talk about? |
ekwah: ah bro nobi only you get that kind memory na lol.Yea.. Behind warshu hospital.. I used to spend some of my holidays at uche's place.. |
If your phone has its charging port or usb port at the bottom,all you have to do is to dial *33221# and peep into the hole. Walahi you go see everything.. |
Teenage Money: Are you asking if he is a MonkeyNa you i dey ask @op.. Seriously,so you mean you wont say what was making the seductive sound shey? Maybe,just maybe there is nothinf sef but you're hiding under the guise of revealing something to pull people's legs.. **Thread unfollowed*** |
mumumugu: almost every girl has slept wit a guy before. It doesnt matter how close you are to the guy .Look,not everybody bleeps around ok. I dont,so i expect my patner to the same. I cannot have sex with someone i know i wont marry.. We all have the way we view life,i have mine,and you have yours. Looking at the bolded,i will say "What makes you think its every girl who sleeps around like the miserable cheap slutty ones you've met in your life who dont mind banging your close friend.. This is what happens when people try to use their life experiences to guess others.. I repeat i wont!!!! I can never be with a girl who cheats on me.. Never ever ever. Even if we've been together for 30years.. Do you even know the steps,the conclusion and the strenght it takes to cheat on someone you claim you love.. I no wan type long story abeg. Make d matter end here.. |
gree-die:I no be cat,so i no die!! Errm op, behave urself ohhh!! Are you a "MONK" with an "EY".. |
Harbosede02: i don't fink he can remember dat street at all,can't u c hez bald head,all dose memories has scraped off..hapi reunion anywaysMehn,you cracked me up real bad..https://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg88/elatadexico/2012/112012/conan-rofl.gif |
ekwah: wow that's right!! What's ur real name bro??Lol.. You wont remember. I just happen to have a sharp memory when it comes to visuals that why i remembered the face.. Well, i was a close friend of isaac's and you usually came with him to play football in our street.. Am not even sure you remember the street..lol |
ekwah: IdowuOLODO wetin I go do to make u say something positif about me na eh?Wow!! What a small world.. I know you from KANO STATE,DAKATA TO BE PRECISE.. Although i no longer base there... |
IvyBlue: Why? Because the other one is light skin? He is handsome in his own way .Who said anything about light skin here.. I can see that you are intimidated by someone who's light skin. I like all skin colors,light or dark. I dont have any preference when it comes to skin color.. I know some people naturally prefer dark skin,but some who are intimidated by naturally light skinned people like using this reverse psychology "i dont like light skin,i prefer dark".. They just want to make themselves feel better.. Bottom line is; for somebody to look better than the other doesn't depend on being light skin,it all depends on your facial structure and features.. |
aanumama: Her face is pretty but what's with the spots on her hand and the mix color on her neckGirls and their wahala.. Which mixed color dey her neck.. Una sabi find flaws for fine girl body to boost una confidence.. |
hay sal: Samsung no fit convince me!!!!!! TECHNO tinzWrong choice of words!! Just say your money no reach.. Shikena!! |
Na wa oh.. To say the truth,the guy with the other thread won you hands down.. Haba,make una sef dey talk true nah.. |
1..70% is just a stupid generalisation. 2.. I agree,there are many Nigerian women who bleach but saying "they bleach cos they believe that will make them succeed in life is jus plain stupid.. They bleach cos they feel lighter skin is more attractive.. 3.. Most ignorant ones do not even know their body creams contaims bleaching agent. When they see their friend shinning,they ask of the cream she uses and go buy theirs without checking the ingrdients.. 4.. Many Nigerian women bleach,but they are many who are also ignorant.. 5.. I have seen many many women who hate bleaching with passion.. 6.. I repeat,saying 70% of my Nigerian women bleach is plain stupid,senseless and ignorant.. Abi no be the Nigeria wey me dey.. Yes,there is problem,but i think this stupid article exaggerated it. 7.. Bleaching is not only a Nigerian thing.. I wonder how people will just pick some women,interview them and generalise based on those women that 70% out of the whole Nigerian women bleach in the same country where they claim an average Nigerian makes less that 150 per day.. I hate shying away from the truth. I like saying the truth no matter how it hurts but this article is nonsense.. |
makelove2m: Yes, I will, provided she agree marrying me, I see nothing about that ,Yes,if i be MUMU in capital letters or "ode" in quotes.. Na wa for some people sef ohhh.. ***spits** God forbid.. |
Well written.. |
daduke2k: Phuck ♍ƺ cousin? Have feelings f̶̲̥̅̊Θя̩̥̊ her? Yeah __̅_̅̅_̅̅̅‖̳̿ kinda do but doesn't lead †̥♥ intimacy. Tho. __̅_̅̅_̅̅̅‖̳̿ just get over protective when aм̣̣̥̇̊ her that's all.Wetin be dis nah.. Comot this mumu font nah abi you neva sabi operate d phonec cos you newly thief am.. Na play ooh |
Yes nah!! Phuuck her wella. Whats wrong in phucking a girl whose name is "COUSIN".. Na wa for some pipo and dier queshions sef.. |
Follow my steps.. 1..Borrow one beta sweet clean neat blackberry 2.. Meet her and say "surprise",then reveal the phone to her.. 3.. Let her get excited and happy.. 4.. When you're going,collect the phone and tell her "you have to give it back to the owner b4 the next day"... What surprise would be better than the above... |
Don karizma: I am not suprised that this is happening in America,because America was never a godly country.America was founder under the deep ocultic power.For instance, check some the names of american cities,such as las varges,los angelis etc.Do you knw that the meaning of los angelis is the city of lost angels,and you and i know that satan and his fellow demons are the lost angels.Ok very good.. Now make i ask "if dem give you american visa,you go collect"?. |
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Denzel just pack ur bag,idiot...
I think I can recall the street if you tell me the area.. I know we played soccer a lot behind Warshu Hospital and another street in front of it- a little close to Sauna area. We also played around Bompai area too. Isaac the Idoma guy u mean? Give me a name and I think I will remember...

