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TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by Kslib(m): 2:54pm On Jun 02, 2013
What da fuuuck is denzel doing to beverly.. That guy is bleeping creepy. Inshort,denzel must go home. That guy is a serial killer.. Dat guy fit molest beverly escape from d show before day break oh.. Dat guy must go.. See d way he bring out im tongue kon begin use am scan for nearest bosom.. Whaaaaaaaaaaaathuh Denzel just pack ur bag,idiot...
CelebritiesRe: John Utaka Weds In France - Photos by Kslib(m): 12:53pm On Jun 02, 2013
Airforce1: Ugly blondie....
What an irony!! See you wey carry face like wetin dem dey use pursue children go sleep for night...
Christianity EtcRe: Are There Things You Cannot Forgive? by Kslib(m): 11:53am On Jun 02, 2013
@op,why not tell us what the friend did to you so we can advice you better..
RomanceRe: My Elder Brother's Fiancée Is In love With Me by Kslib(m): 8:13am On Jun 02, 2013
Chocboyslim: Honestly, i don't know what to do.....My elder bro wife to be is dyning for me & my only brother who trusted me so much never notice it. All dis started when i celebrated my birthday last year & my elder bro funded evrything such as drinks,foods etc, except the cake & the party house decoration which was funded by his fiancee. She even bought me a 'Rolex stone watch' as a birthday gift right before my brother. But i nevr know dat she had feelings for me then, untill one fateful morning, when she blew it open by sending me 'morning love texts' confessing her she loves me & will do anything to make me happy. First time i saw the text, i thought it was a mistake, dat she wanted 2 send it 2my bro bt when i call to confirm, she told me dat d text was for me. At first i couldn't say anythn, i was speechless, neva belief it untill whn i met her one on one in my bro absent dat she make it clearer to me dat she was madly inlove with me & evn ended it up with a hot kiss. Honestly, dis my brother fiance is truelly beautiful dat no man can resist her easily & my bro who trusted me so much neva notice dis.......what should i do? Should i make this known to my bro or should i keep it secret & enjoy her ? Pls am confused nw, need ur advise!

PoliticsRe: Condoms, Narcotic Drugs Found In Boko Haram Camps by Kslib(m): 8:00am On Jun 02, 2013
Hahaha!! After dem go dey claim holy holy as if na dem like God pass. Ehen,so dem sabi fucck.. Hiaan
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by Kslib(m): 9:59pm On Jun 01, 2013
Whay da fuuuck.. This denzel guy dey crack me up... Lmmmmmmaaaaoooo
RomanceRe: I Cheated On My Husband With A Man Who Now Wants To Marry My Sister! by Kslib(m): 1:54pm On Jun 01, 2013
Yea,its a small world,but this world is too big for that shit you typed up there to happen..
Jobs/VacanciesRe: A Case Study Of A Job Seeker's Life by Kslib(m): 1:22pm On Jun 01, 2013
As for travelling to ibadan or oshogbo,i will advice you to do it cos its clear that your instinct is telling you to go there.. I know some might be saying he should stay in the bog city of lagos,but op follow your instinct and see how it goes. You have nothing to loose going to ibadan.
Now ask yourself,what has the so called big lagos did for you? Nothing!! You didnt follow your instinct the first time but rather followed what your sister said. Do you now see the outcome..
My aunty's husband requested to be transferred from his lagos branch to maukurdi and he keeps saying that was the best decision he ever made jobwise..
FashionRe: Just Want To Know If Am UGLY. by Kslib(m): 12:28pm On Jun 01, 2013
@op you are handsome BUT beware cos one thing is for sure; you wont leave this thread thesame if you're someone who easily gets hurt from what people say.. ............
The ugly ones on nairaland will attack you badly..
The jobless old ones who have graduated since 1922 will pour out their frustration of you....
The jambite who got below 150 will pour out their woes on you...
The ones whose gf's have dumped for fine boys will finish you..
All those ugly girls with rock hard face and flat bottom coupled with 2 naira bosoms will definately strike..
Note: Even the ones in the university who will graduate with just "CERTIFICATE OF ATTENDANCE" will call you bloody jambite and ask you to go read your book..Remember you are handsome but my advice is "PICK RACE"..
FoodRe: Do You Lick Your Plate/soup After Eating ? Pics by Kslib(m): 12:20pm On Jun 01, 2013
lucenzo: why don't you fart in the public because you've got nothing to hide, or because you are in the 21st century olodo angry
You be goat.. Comparing fart and licking of soup just goes to show how stupiid you are.. When you fart,others involuntarily injest the odour into their system..While when you lick your soup,you dont hurt others. They have an option to look away and mind their bussiness.. When you fart in public,the only option left for others is to hold their breath which is an involuntary option..
PoliticsRe: Patience - Women Behind My Husband's Success by Kslib(m): 10:51am On Jun 01, 2013
Abeg which success this woman dey talk about?
FashionRe: The Most Handsome Guy On Nairaland. by Kslib(m): 6:08pm On May 31, 2013
ekwah: ah bro nobi only you get that kind memory na lol. cheesy I think I can recall the street if you tell me the area.. I know we played soccer a lot behind Warshu Hospital and another street in front of it- a little close to Sauna area. We also played around Bompai area too. Isaac the Idoma guy u mean? Give me a name and I think I will remember...
Yea.. Behind warshu hospital.. I used to spend some of my holidays at uche's place..
CelebritiesRe: Photos: Wind Threatens To Reveal Kim Kardashian's unclothedness by Kslib(m): 5:11pm On May 31, 2013
If your phone has its charging port or usb port at the bottom,all you have to do is to dial *33221# and peep into the hole. Walahi you go see everything..
Nairaland GeneralRe: Must Read If You Are Alive!!!! by Kslib(m): 4:21pm On May 31, 2013
Teenage Money: Are you asking if he is a Monkeyhuh LOL... Didnt say anything o
Na you i dey ask @op.. Seriously,so you mean you wont say what was making the seductive sound shey? Maybe,just maybe there is nothinf sef but you're hiding under the guise of revealing something to pull people's legs.. **Thread unfollowed***
RomanceRe: Guys, Can U Marry A Girl That Has Slept With Your Friend? by Kslib(m): 3:27pm On May 31, 2013
mumumugu: almost every girl has slept wit a guy before. It doesnt matter how close you are to the guy .

Your future wife is an ex to someone. Your present girl will end up marrying another person.

Sayiing yes doesnt make one a muumu or ode . It means you have a divine heart to forgive and forget the past and fface the present.
Look,not everybody bleeps around ok. I dont,so i expect my patner to the same. I cannot have sex with someone i know i wont marry.. We all have the way we view life,i have mine,and you have yours.
Looking at the bolded,i will say "What makes you think its every girl who sleeps around like the miserable cheap slutty ones you've met in your life who dont mind banging your close friend.. This is what happens when people try to use their life experiences to guess others..
I repeat i wont!!!! I can never be with a girl who cheats on me.. Never ever ever. Even if we've been together for 30years.. Do you even know the steps,the conclusion and the strenght it takes to cheat on someone you claim you love.. I no wan type long story abeg. Make d matter end here..
Nairaland GeneralRe: Must Read If You Are Alive!!!! by Kslib(m): 1:07pm On May 31, 2013
gree-die:
curiosity killed the cat.
i don't want to know!!!
I no be cat,so i no die!! Errm op, behave urself ohhh!! Are you a "MONK" with an "EY"..
FashionRe: The Most Handsome Guy On Nairaland. by Kslib(m): 12:53pm On May 31, 2013
Harbosede02: i don't fink he can remember dat street at all,can't u c hez bald head,all dose memories has scraped off..hapi reunion anyways
Mehn,you cracked me up real bad..https://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg88/elatadexico/2012/112012/conan-rofl.gif
FashionRe: The Most Handsome Guy On Nairaland. by Kslib(m): 7:41am On May 31, 2013
ekwah: wow that's right!! What's ur real name bro?? grin
Lol.. You wont remember. I just happen to have a sharp memory when it comes to visuals that why i remembered the face.. Well, i was a close friend of isaac's and you usually came with him to play football in our street.. Am not even sure you remember the street..lol
FashionRe: The Most Handsome Guy On Nairaland. by Kslib(m): 8:57pm On May 30, 2013
ekwah: IdowuOLODO wetin I go do to make u say something positif about me na eh?
go barb skin cut too na make we see which pesin head go luk like trapezium. tongue

Just kidding... I know ur type- always using harsh comments to disguise intentions.
No spoil my show for here o, i don tell u now grin
Wow!! What a small world.. I know you from KANO STATE,DAKATA TO BE PRECISE.. Although i no longer base there...
FashionRe: You Think You Are Handsome Right?why Cant You Try Me by Kslib(m): 4:59pm On May 30, 2013
IvyBlue: Why? Because the other one is light skin? He is handsome in his own way .
Who said anything about light skin here.. I can see that you are intimidated by someone who's light skin. I like all skin colors,light or dark. I dont have any preference when it comes to skin color..
I know some people naturally prefer dark skin,but some who are intimidated by naturally light skinned people like using this reverse psychology "i dont like light skin,i prefer dark".. They just want to make themselves feel better..
Bottom line is; for somebody to look better than the other doesn't depend on being light skin,it all depends on your facial structure and features..
CelebritiesRe: Hit Or Miss: Niyola Shares Makeup Free Photo by Kslib(m): 3:42pm On May 30, 2013
aanumama: Her face is pretty but what's with the spots on her hand and the mix color on her neck
Girls and their wahala.. Which mixed color dey her neck.. Una sabi find flaws for fine girl body to boost una confidence..
PhonesRe: Samsung Galaxy S4 Mini Officially Announced by Kslib(m): 3:15pm On May 30, 2013
hay sal: Samsung no fit convince me!!!!!! TECHNO tinz wink
Wrong choice of words!! Just say your money no reach.. Shikena!!
FashionRe: You Think You Are Handsome Right?why Cant You Try Me by Kslib(m): 2:43pm On May 30, 2013
Na wa oh.. To say the truth,the guy with the other thread won you hands down.. Haba,make una sef dey talk true nah..
FashionRe: Nigeria Sees Boom In Skin-bleaching Products by Kslib(m): 1:48pm On May 30, 2013
1..70% is just a stupid generalisation.
2.. I agree,there are many Nigerian women who bleach but saying "they bleach cos they believe that will make them succeed in life is jus plain stupid.. They bleach cos they feel lighter skin is more attractive..
3.. Most ignorant ones do not even know their body creams contaims bleaching agent. When they see their friend shinning,they ask of the cream she uses and go buy theirs without checking the ingrdients..
4.. Many Nigerian women bleach,but they are many who are also ignorant..
5.. I have seen many many women who hate bleaching with passion..
6.. I repeat,saying 70% of my Nigerian women bleach is plain stupid,senseless and ignorant.. Abi no be the Nigeria wey me dey.. Yes,there is problem,but i think this stupid article exaggerated it.
7.. Bleaching is not only a Nigerian thing.. I wonder how people will just pick some women,interview them and generalise based on those women that 70% out of the whole Nigerian women bleach in the same country where they claim an average Nigerian makes less that 150 per day..
I hate shying away from the truth. I like saying the truth no matter how it hurts but this article is nonsense..
RomanceRe: Guys, Can U Marry A Girl That Has Slept With Your Friend? by Kslib(m): 1:20pm On May 30, 2013
makelove2m: Yes, I will, provided she agree marrying me, I see nothing about that ,
Yes,if i be MUMU in capital letters or "ode" in quotes..
Na wa for some people sef ohhh.. ***spits** God forbid..
EducationRe: The 10 Things You Can’t Learn In The Classroom by Kslib(m): 7:07am On May 30, 2013
Well written..
RomanceRe: I Have intimate Urge For My Cousin by Kslib(m): 10:11pm On May 29, 2013
daduke2k: Phuck ♍ƺ cousin? Have feelings f̶̲̥̅̊Θя̩̥̊ her? Yeah __̅_̅̅_̅̅̅‖̳̿ kinda do but doesn't lead †̥♥ intimacy. Tho. __̅_̅̅_̅̅̅‖̳̿ just get over protective when aм̣̣̥̇̊ her that's all.
Wetin be dis nah.. Comot this mumu font nah abi you neva sabi operate d phonec cos you newly thief am.. Na play ooh
RomanceRe: I Have intimate Urge For My Cousin by Kslib(m): 10:09pm On May 29, 2013
Yes nah!! Phuuck her wella. Whats wrong in phucking a girl whose name is "COUSIN".. Na wa for some pipo and dier queshions sef..
RomanceRe: Pls Help! I Promised To Surprise Her But... by Kslib(m): 10:00pm On May 29, 2013
Follow my steps..
1..Borrow one beta sweet clean neat blackberry
2.. Meet her and say "surprise",then reveal the phone to her..
3.. Let her get excited and happy..
4.. When you're going,collect the phone and tell her "you have to give it back to the owner b4 the next day"...
What surprise would be better than the above...
RomanceRe: Women Now Allowed To Walk Topless In Public In New York by Kslib(m): 9:54pm On May 29, 2013
Don karizma: I am not suprised that this is happening in America,because America was never a godly country.America was founder under the deep ocultic power.For instance, check some the names of american cities,such as las varges,los angelis etc.Do you knw that the meaning of los angelis is the city of lost angels,and you and i know that satan and his fellow demons are the lost angels.
In every ocultic thing american do, they will tag it human right, equall right,gender equality etc.I tell you that very soon other countries will follow.They have had there were with gay right and now this is another strategy they are using to promote sex and all sort of immoralities.Weather you believe it or not, america is preparing the ground for satan to take over.America is the forerunner of satan.
Ok very good.. Now make i ask "if dem give you american visa,you go collect"?.

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