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lola.luv:
Really? What if he is 'the one'?

Abeg dont just spoil dis story ooohh!! How can he be the right one.. If that happens,then i shouldn't have wasted my time reading this story atall...
Oya update nah!! Na wetin dey pain me with all dis writers be dat.. Una go just dey make person wait wait wait.. Even season film no dey tey to update like dis...
Oya sorry nah,abeg update....

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Hahahahhahaha!!!! When i saw ghana i was crying and laughing but when i saw NIGERIA i almost died of laughter...LMFAO

Wait oh!!! Na for north i grow and i dey wonder when fulani begin carry gun sef.. I bin dey think say na only stick dem like..
**shaking my head***

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Hmmmn,okay just pretend you've accepted her back and insist on having sex with her.. When she opens her hole for you,just pour grinded pepper inside and scream "oh my god,i thought i was cooking beans" "baby pls sorry"...

shinnystar: Tell me 4 things that a woman can do that a man can not do and vise versa

Wtf!!!!!!!!!!! This is nairaland not naijakids.. Make sure you pass ur common entrance exams..

prosper86: Today,my roommate had a visitor,one of her male friends,they have been friends for a while now, up to 3months ,he took her out for a date last week and came to visit her at home today and were intimate,she has been feeling guilty for sleeping with him.
My roommate is single and the guy said he is single too.
I have told her to stop feeling bad and be careful next time,but she keeps saying she has committed fornication and d guy will see her as cheap,since they are not dating,please what else can I tell her ,I'm tired of seeing her crying.

Abi d tin no do her... Why not call d guy on her behalf and excuse dem for the whole day.. D next moring,na she go begin say "my sista life is too short abeg,i have to live to the fullest"...
Girls funny sha... When una pull cloth you no cry,when he pull her pant she no remember fornication,when he comot him weapon she no feel guilty,when he begin drive her package she no feel cheap,when she dey shout "oh baby" she no send.. Na wen d whole thing don finish na im she begin think well/cry.. I tell you my people those are tears of joy..lmao
Abeg check well,maybe na sp.erm she dey cry instead of water..
I wont be surprised if this girl has a bf.. D next step she will take is to call her bf in tears and start saying "baby,i didnt know how it happened,it was d devils work.... but when d guy dey phuck you i no hear devil voice nah,na only ur voice me hear dey say "ouch ah ouch ah"....
GIRLS!! GIRLS!!!! GIRLS!!!! How many times did i call you....

topsquino: but she doesn't reciprocate wen I tell her I luv her..am planning to see her nxt wk but av been contemplating whether to ask her whether she loves me or not..do u fink asking her is a big sign of insecurity

You see your problem!!! You and i know the love is dead,so why keep deceiving yourself... Pls i know it hurts,but just be a man and move on with life.. There is always someone out there who will love you.. Do not force yourself on her else you"ll get hurt the more..

[color=olive] i tell una say oyinbo still dey behind us for spiritual technology una no dey gree... For benin here,na ordinary plantain leaf dem dey use fly...

So atlast pure water don get value pass life acoording to some humans...

clemz85: please what do you guyz think she's up to?

can a good 5ex satisfaction make a lady who met with a guy
barely one month wants to have a baby from him?
according my friend, he said he met the girl some weeks ago
and was able to woo her to intimacy, he said the girl confessed
having her apex of sex from him, the second time they bleep
she implored him to make her have a baby from him. My friend he's
ready to father a child now, then she replied she would take care
of her self and the baby. the girl is even her early 20 of age.

I am more bewildered than my friend. he's not a NLder so decided
to it here.
please guyz help, what is fishing?

Na dis part confuse me.. Abeg break am down to my level...

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Omonjoe: Meeting a girl and telling her your intention she said she has a boyfriend but when asked if they are serious she said she doesn't know if the guy is serious but she can't tell M̶̲̥̅Ƹ to waite. I actually love this girl and want to be serious with her. What should I do? И̲̮̣̥̅̊ό̲̣̣̣̥ insult please!

**shaking my head*** @op,be careful,this girl is too wise for you and you sound like a MUGU(no offense)... WOMEN!! WOMEN!! WOMEN!! How many times did i call you? You people are just confused abi na greedy i go call am.. Why not just tell the guy to back off cos you have a bf or tell him you are interested.. You like tasting both worlds..
99.9999% of women have "ASSISTING BOYFRIEND" and "ACTING BOYFRIEND" but from the way the OP reasons,he aint even qualified to be an assiting boyfriend perhaps he might end up being an EMERGENCY BOYFRIEND.....
Oga wake up!!! I just feel sorry for guys who ladies use to wipe their asss!!!

The gooat deserves to die and he died in disgrace.. At least one beast has been sent packing from earth... Die well you moddafuucker...

Some people are just funny ohh!!You didn't categorically state the "so called un-forseen circumstances/problems" and yet you want an advice that will tackle the problem.. If you dey look for magic,you better go find merlin or zeddicus...

Bigboytinz: I have just noticed on a holiday to Lagos after a while in Abuja (note lived in lagos and studied at Unilag) that Abuja ladies or girls are way hotter than Lagos girls. Lagos girls have no style and seem malnourished. All they do is simply like they say 'for show'. Staying at a five star hotel now and don't know if anyone else notices this apparent fact. Thanks

What da Bleep?? I'm trying so hard to understand the meaning/relevance of this thread and still yet i haven't...
Ok,ehen.. Abuja babes are hotter,did it change anything?
Ok.. Abuja babes are hotter,do you feel more happy?
Ok.. Abuja babes are hotter,did anything change?
Man,the way you reason scares me.. Only a jobless person will go about noticing how this state's girls are hotter than the other and bla bla bla.. Why you dey waste ur brain like this nah..haba
Lastly,so because you just noticed and happen to come across some lagos babes who cant be compared to the abuja chicks you've seen when it comes to hottness now gives you the right to generalize? I keep telling people times without number to stop generalising cos human activities/movement/behaviour is too random,hence it may just happen that all d fine girls decided to stay home that particular day without them knowing its happening in a large scale... @op lagos and abuja are too big for you alone to decide which state has d hottest chicks okay...
Until you round the whole abuja and lagos and remember every hot chick you see Before you can be given the right to generalise...
NO MATTER WHAT SHA,THIS IS A DUMB TOPIC.....''

Abeg i get one queshion ooh?
Na the bosoms we go vote for or the girl?

I wanted to start crying when i couldn't view the pix but i remembered i have a very good friend called "Google".. I just spoke to him and he didn't disappoint as usual... Kai,dat girl get body ooohhh...

gluv01: Thanks dear

You're welcome...

chineke!!! Abeg make una see rick ross with breast ohhh.. God forbid!! ***spits***
So no be even rick ross sef...

gluv01: Una don see fine boy so ask plenty questions especially my fellow girls.

But the one wey sip garri and the one with okocha were yabbed. Babes behave o.

Funny Forum!

See fine babe.. Remain small you for fine pass winch!!!

obo389:
c this ur thick pink lips sef?
wetin be d size

Guy if dem catch you na 14years oooh... No forget say house of senate don pass anti-gay bill oh.. Ehen,if u like continue..

Ishilove: I thought the mystery behind the Bermuda Triangle has long been solved.

Feel free to tell us when and how.. They say learning never ends...

Na wa oooh!!! People dey think sha...
Anyway it looks like DICKSON without SON... Figure that out!!!

Hahahahahaha!!!!

13.. DELETING STUPID THREADS SUCH AS THIS....

virusdacramil: I have also been having problems subscribing too for about 4 days now but luckily I was able to last night using the code *440*4# I got my 1gb data bundle but even after that my blackberry is still not browsing.. I don't know why.. I have called them over a million time buh no one is picking up.. Pls does anyone know what wrong?

I succesfully suscribed today.. Make sure you remove ur battery and re-insert and enjoy..

Where the egg nah?? Op i dey wait ooh...

Victor Tobore: Yeah,they jst sent me a txt.Haven't tried it though.

Still not working!! Sent over 20something BSM's to 440 and yet i keeps showing "your request was not succesful"... Tried getting it via *141*1# and chose blackberry packs,then social monthly plan and yet it didn't work but if you try buying mb through data bundles via *141*1# it works fine...
Its like airtel has finally stopped non bb users from getting 1gig for 1200.. I might be wrong sha but am sure it aint network problem cos their network has been restored...

lol... Very creative i must say..