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RomanceRe: i need help oo. my girlfriend is getting me confused by Kslib(m): 5:16pm On May 19, 2013
stracey: God forbids. there s no gonna b any break up anywhere. thanks i still love her
https://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg88/elatadexico/2012/112012/conan-rofl.gif
HealthRe: Some Causes And Preventions Of Cancer by Kslib(m): 3:16pm On May 19, 2013
ACM10: Cancer has no cause, rather certain lifestyles, organisms, chemicals, drugs, etc are implicated in its pathogenesis. For example, certain strains of Human papillomavirus are implicated in cervical cancer, oral contraceptive pill is implicated in breast cancer, cigarette smoking is implicated in lung cancer. Please make the necessary correction.
What do you mean by "cancer has no cause".. Even natural phenomenons do have an underlying cause not to even talk of cancer thats un-natural.. For every reaction,there must be a catalyst[something that influences that reaction] and cancer is a reaction and has a catalyst(a..k..a the CAUSE)...
HealthRe: Some Causes And Preventions Of Cancer by Kslib(m): 3:01pm On May 19, 2013
aka tonero: Microwave eeeeehn difficult ooooh cos no time but as long as the food is well covered and not directly heat by the radiation of the microwave u re good to go.garlic if good too u can crush it in ur jelouf rice or stew. Other tips re ok. No body self want to live up the 80 in this corrupt world. If not terrorist today tomorrow it's boko boys grin grin grin grin grin grin
Abeg oga,speak for yourself!!!!
RomanceRe: Did U Luv Her... by Kslib(m): 12:15pm On May 19, 2013
RomanceRe: Advice For The Guy Who Has All The Game... Yethas No Game... by Kslib(m): 10:22pm On May 18, 2013
bobot: Sorry for the length of this message just explaining
in detail
connect
with a single girl. until now well friday night i met a
girl.. the classy very pretty kind of girl who you
wouldnt even approach for a one nighter i can tell
she sort of likes me just from the imediate
compliments and smile and the interest in whatever i
say.. i however paid no mind since "im the kind of
guy who doesnt date girls" however we left the bar at
3am closing time thinking ide probably never see her
again.. whatddooya knowww next night at a different
bar who walks in.. she immediately waves smiles
comes and says hi we talk a bit im really drunk this
night though... were leaving soon and i said hey
come to "different bar" we leave and due to
ignorance of friends im forced to bullshit around for 2
hours... finally get to next bar after my sister texts
me asking where im at cause the girl was asking
about me. so i get there im hammered at this point
and not wanting to make the wrong first impressions
i decided to keep light conversations whenever i
happen to pass by the girl in fear of being "that
drunk guy"
so closing time. i say hey where you goin invite her to
come to a friends house knowing she knows most of
the people there. she says she doesnt think it would
be a good idea because she hates one of the owners
of the house. understandable. i knew she wasnt
lieing. a lot of people hate this guy. i said ok and bye
"not those exact words of course" without asking for
her number or anything cause like i said i was wasted
and tryin to keep conversation short.
I message her on facebook next night saying
basically nice to meet you etc if you ever want to talk
or hang out etc hit me up etc
she messages back within 2 minutes shes excited i
messaged her etc
we talk for about a few hours just gettin to know
each other all is well lots in common. i say how i
dropped out of college
ad what im doing. (im very
succesful and supposed to take over a family
business) not that i bragged about that to her. she
tells me how she thinks thats cool etc.
she tells me how she dropped out of college and
went to hair school and talked about it. i told her
thats cool etc and a bit more of my plans.
it was like 3am at this point. and she never replied
although i could see where she never read it.
next afternoon she replies with.... Thats a logical
plan."
so im like.. ok whys she being short with me now?
i replied with
"Yep. What's your future plans ? And can I have your
number so we can just text."
she replies with "My number is x"(but her actual
number not x)
having disregarded my question and still being short
with me i never messaged her back or text her..
cause i feel like she went from great long paragraph
conversations to being really short with me like she
lost interest. and like i said i have no experience with
women past one night stands. so i just dont
understand why she would lose interest like that
when everything seemingly went so well until she
said
"thats a logical plan"
what do you guys think? rejected and cut my losses
move on?
shes a shady bitch who led me on?
she wants to marry me?
wants to murder me?
open to any opinions just curious cause this is the
first girl i ever considered a serious relationship with
and she mind bleeped me.

More @ http://naija18.com
Haba,no wonder,i been wan begin weep but the bolded don calm me down.. Bros i know say me sef still dey learn but permit to say [color=olive] YOUR ENGRISH NA DIE[/color]
RomanceRe: Advice For The Guy Who Has All The Game... Yethas No Game... by Kslib(m): 10:14pm On May 18, 2013
bobot: Sorry for the length of this message just explaining
in detail
connect
with a single girl. until now well friday night i met a
girl.. the classy very pretty kind of girl who you
wouldnt even approach for a one nighter i can tell
she sort of likes me just from the imediate
compliments and smile and the interest in whatever i
say.. i however paid no mind since "im the kind of
guy who doesnt date girls" however we left the bar at
3am closing time thinking ide probably never see her
again.. whatddooya knowww next night at a different
bar who walks in.. she immediately waves smiles
comes and says hi we talk a bit im really drunk this
night though... were leaving soon and i said hey
come to "different bar" we leave and due to
ignorance of friends im forced to bullshit around for 2
hours... finally get to next bar after my sister texts
me asking where im at cause the girl was asking
about me. so i get there im hammered at this point
and not wanting to make the wrong first impressions
i decided to keep light conversations whenever i
happen to pass by the girl in fear of being "that
drunk guy"
so closing time. i say hey where you goin invite her to
come to a friends house knowing she knows most of
the people there. she says she doesnt think it would
be a good idea because she hates one of the owners
of the house. understandable. i knew she wasnt
lieing. a lot of people hate this guy. i said ok and bye
"not those exact words of course" without asking for
her number or anything cause like i said i was wasted
and tryin to keep conversation short.
I message her on facebook next night saying
basically nice to meet you etc if you ever want to talk
or hang out etc hit me up etc
she messages back within 2 minutes shes excited i
messaged her etc
we talk for about a few hours just gettin to know
each other all is well lots in common. i say how i
dropped out of college
ad what im doing. (im very
succesful and supposed to take over a family
business) not that i bragged about that to her. she
tells me how she thinks thats cool etc.
she tells me how she dropped out of college and
went to hair school and talked about it. i told her
thats cool etc and a bit more of my plans.
it was like 3am at this point. and she never replied
although i could see where she never read it.
next afternoon she replies with.... Thats a logical
plan."
so im like.. ok whys she being short with me now?
i replied with
"Yep. What's your future plans ? And can I have your
number so we can just text."
she replies with "My number is x"(but her actual
number not x)
having disregarded my question and still being short
with me i never messaged her back or text her..
cause i feel like she went from great long paragraph
conversations to being really short with me like she
lost interest. and like i said i have no experience with
women past one night stands. so i just dont
understand why she would lose interest like that
when everything seemingly went so well until she
said
"thats a logical plan"
what do you guys think? rejected and cut my losses
move on?
shes a shady bitch who led me on?
she wants to marry me?
wants to murder me?
open to any opinions just curious cause this is the
first girl i ever considered a serious relationship with
and she mind bleeped me.

More @ http://naija18.com
Haba,no wonder,i been wan begin weep but the bolded don calm me down.. Bros i know say me sef still dey learn but permit to say [color=olive] YOUR ENGRISH NA DIE[/color]
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Thinks She Is My Responsiblity by Kslib(m): 10:00pm On May 18, 2013
mondi_cheeks: its also wrong to be intimate with someone u are not married to undecided lipsrsealed
Why?? I wanna learn.. Nobody is perfect.
RomanceRe: i need help oo. my girlfriend is getting me confused by Kslib(m): 9:49pm On May 18, 2013
stracey: thanks folks! i so much appreciate ur comments both d constructive and d destructive. thanks y'al. more comments are welcome
Since you dey look for destructive make i give you one.. Has it ever occured to you that someone else might be helping you service your babe.. I mean,she wants it,and you dont but also remember that it's hard to keep a lady calm when she gets Hot or constantly crave for sex. I dont want to put doubt in your mind cos i don't know how high the trust level is btw you and your babe but pls be careful and carry out your own research in order no to get heart broken..
Hmmn,the relationship is even a long distant one for that matter sef,i wonder how your babe manages to curb those Hot feeling when you're gone..
My brother,it is better to spoil your babe yourself than to allow another guy help you spoil her oooh. Anyway sha,abeg just shine ur eyes and make observations on this lady in order no to come back here next tomorrow saying "SHE CALLED ME IN TEARS AND TOLD ME CHEATED BY MISTAKE".
I know girls that's why i'm telling you to be careful,who knows, your babe might be faithful or opposite....
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Thinks She Is My Responsiblity by Kslib(m): 9:19pm On May 18, 2013
Steven Jay01: I have a girlfriend who believes she is my responsiblity.she makes demand and whenever I remind her that I have sisters she points it out that why don't I have sex with them.Am not stingy but I think its not proper to spend blindly to someone you are not married when you have family responsibilities that demand urgent attention.Please advice me on this
My advice is "Continue,you're on the right track"..
Errrm,no need to worry sef cos we've already warned your girlfriend to desist from that act.. I believe her name is Miss Emerald and she created this topic below https://www.nairaland.com/1294998/boyfriend-doesnt-give-me-anything
Pls next time in other to save seun's bandwith,you guys should do a merger. You and your girlfriend should combine and create only one topic. You being the man should post ur own first then her post follows yours and then we the outsiders start judging and giving points..
RomanceRe: My Boyfriend Doesn't Give Me Anything by Kslib(m): 9:06pm On May 18, 2013
pc guru: must be a different type of sarcasm i haven't come across.
LWTMB!!!!!https://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg88/elatadexico/2012/112012/conan-rofl.gif
RomanceRe: My Boyfriend Doesn't Give Me Anything by Kslib(m): 9:01pm On May 18, 2013
MizEmerald: When i asked my boyfriend to help me financially,he simply reminded me that he had two sisters that also needed the same thing i asked for,i think he'll start being intimate with those his sisters.
So cos you guys engage in intimacy which you also enjoy now gives you the right to demand money anyhow when he has other responsibilities.. Sorry to say this but i think the diff btw some girls and lovepeddlers is just the fact that lovepeddlers admit to what they do while the "so called decent girls" dont. I'm sure the guy has been giving you money all along but didn't have enough to give you today,hence the unnecessary blabbing OR he figured you're taking him for a fool and wants to start his own game of free sexx..
Lastly,are you his wife?? When a girl wants to start moving about,you girls say "he hasn't put a ring on my finger so i am free to waka about". The saying also applies here madam "as far as he hasn't put a ring on your finger,he is free to give you money whenever he likes"...
I'm glad some niggas are waking up and dealing with these girls who think a relationship is the shortest cut to make money.. Acoording to my people in pidgin "YOU GO HEAR WEEEEEEEEEN!!!!"
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh & Solidstar In A Relationship ?(pictures) by Kslib(m): 2:16pm On May 18, 2013
obadiah777: TOTO DECAY AGAIN cry
lmao!!! After you go still carry dat mouth come dey preach for us 4 religion section abi?? I dey wait for u
Nairaland GeneralRe: 10 Myths About Introverts by Kslib(m): 10:16am On May 18, 2013
LOL.. So everybody on this thread has automatically become an introvert?.. Chai,some people like lie sha..
RomanceRe: Campus Blues. . . . by Kslib(m): 1:13pm On May 17, 2013
lola.luv:
^ Tnx darling. Appreciate it.

@kslib
lol. Wish me luck for my exams and quit being a baby
ok.. Wish you success[not luck] in your exams and i'm very confident you'll come out in flying colors.. Write well Dear....
RomanceRe: If You Were 2 Giv Your Spouse A Fruity Name Wot Name Would U Hav Given Him/her? by Kslib(m): 10:11pm On May 16, 2013
Coconut!!
CelebritiesRe: Picture Of I Go Save And Uduaghan Daughter And 9ja Celebs In Warri by Kslib(m): 8:00pm On May 16, 2013
Gratia: Asa nma.truly money cannot buy beauty
This comment has been hidden by uduaghan....
TV/MoviesRe: Facts About Jack Bauer by Kslib(m):
Wow!!! Very creative i tell you.. Inshort,this is creativity to the bone..
Ok,let me try and coin one..

1.. Someone once pointed a gun at jack bauer and he smiled,Do you know why? Cos the bullets in the gun were argueing who would come out first...

2.... Doctors diagnosed jack with cryomia[which means he had no more tears in his eyes],Jack spent 3days toturing himself and eventually cried on the third day BUT saliva had to come in place of tears cos his body couldn't bear the toture anymore and knew he wouldn't give up...
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage As A Little Girl (photo) by Kslib(m): 5:35pm On May 16, 2013
Dolly-Parton:
Ok. She is not light skined. (No offence)
Huh!!!! Una sure say dis girl no dey among dose 40 kenyans wey escape from psychia..
EducationRe: JAMB Gets 7-days Ultimatum To Release Scripts For Remarking or face the court. by Kslib(m): 5:27pm On May 16, 2013
chiwuike20: I strongly believe dat those jobless people dat carried out d protest r teachers, candidates and parents dat gave expo, participate and sponsor malpractices. Im glad Jamb was successful enough in curbing malpractice in dis yrs exam. Gbosa to dibu
If to say dem dey write exam before dem sell jamb form for person,walahi you no go pass not to even talk of the jamb exam itself..
Nairaland GeneralRe: Do You See Seun Osewa As A Legend Yet? by Kslib(m): 4:49pm On May 16, 2013
Seun is an inspiration not a legend!! Una even know what it takes to be regarded as a legend sef... No doubt,seun has achieved something very big,but he is not a "LE" not to even talk of "GEND"...
Nairaland GeneralRe: Rate His Looks From 1 To 10:) by Kslib(m):
venatus25: you like my grandfather
https://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg88/elatadexico/2012/112012/conan-rofl.gif
Come on,be nice.
..
Nairaland GeneralRe: 10 Myths About Introverts by Kslib(m): 4:26pm On May 16, 2013
koonbey: this post is a dumb,a collection of personal sentiments and assertions which the OP is trying to pass off as Fact
Why not debunk the Op's point by dropping down yours.. Stop blabbing and make his points look stupid by providing yours or are you just angry that after reading the above you discovered you ain't no introvert like you thought you were.. Shit happens bro...
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Students On Scholarship In Russia Beg For Survival by Kslib(m): 3:12pm On May 16, 2013
na U go tire:
Ol'boy, u go get high bp with this kind exasperation over nothing. While I agree with you that the generalization was uncalled for and not what an average Nigerian is, you ended up making the same generalization that got you mad in the first place. How come you generalized about the diaporans? Are you now saying that a typical diaporan will have the same opinion about average Nigerians? If so, I beg to disagree. Most diasporans have very good impressions of average Nigerians. They believe that they are good and easy going and that the leadership, not the masses, is the bane of the nation's progress.
You see, you are equally guilty!
No i'm not guilty,my lord!!!! I understand your point sha but in my case,i just guessed. I didn't categorically say that's how diasporians were but was just implying he might be one of them.. There's absolutely no harm in suggesting that some diaporians have little knowledge about how an average Nigerian on the street behave/interact with his/her fellow Nigerians(Did i generalise here??No!!). If he had also done what i did,we probably wouldn't be having this conversation in the first place..
My guy,i dey harsh for this kind national matter cos all dis information/comments dey internet for foreigners and everybody to see oh.. Me no want comot one day and one maga from anoda country go con begin tell me say Nigerians have no iota of feeling for their fellow Nigerians in pain cos of wetin he see for internet..
RomanceRe: Campus Blues. . . . by Kslib(m): 2:47pm On May 16, 2013
lola.luv:
^
lol. Que sera sera means 'whatever will be, will be'.

CB is short for Campus Blues.

Sory, can't update. Have a bulky course to read for my exam. Am doing this in class sef.
Ok!!! You can do anything you want with CB but make sure " Tega and Tj end up with eachother for life".. Notice i wrote that in blood to show you how serious i am..
I'v a kinda connection/relation to this TJ character and striping him off Tega will be definately make me jealous/angry and might attack anybody in real life who bears the name "Aliphat" abi na "alizard" sef... And if i mistakenly come across anybody wey dey bear Tega for real life ehn,walahi na hot slap dat person go receive weda na Boy or girl..
Seriously,lola why do you like keeping me waiting nah?? What have i done to you?? I'm bored,pls come save me from dis boredom.. Baby pls!!!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nigeria Parables And Slangs by Kslib(m): 2:29pm On May 16, 2013
Abeg park well....
Dem dey pursue you from village??
I dey H....
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Students On Scholarship In Russia Beg For Survival by Kslib(m): 1:56pm On May 16, 2013
coputa: The fund has been released /remitted,but the person in charge in connivance with the nigerian ambassador to Russia are sharing the loot/booty of office.....the horzon is still very much cloudy in Nigeria....why is it that an average Nigerian does not have any iota of feelings,pain or remorse when his brother ( a fellow Nigerian ( is in pain,.especially when there is a pecuniary gain.....the beautiful ones are not yet to be born....a nation full of pretenders and lairs.......
Shut da fuuuck up!!!! I know you are trying to sound responsible and caring but make sure you get your facts right next time.. Do you even know what an average Nigerian means?.Thats how you people generalise anyhow without thinking and the ignoramus fellows will foolishly continue spreading the false gospel you've preached...
Nigerians are not perfect,yes we humans are not.. We have our flaws,yes we have.. Some Nigerians are very wicked,yes some humans generally are very wicked but you coming out here to say an average Nigerian is very wicked is a pill i refuse to swallow.. Abi no be the Nigeria wey me dey..
The fact that the FG or one greedy fool has refused to care for those students doesn't give you the right to generalise about what you're very ignorant of.. I wont be surprised if you are in diaspora sef.....
An average Nigerian is very religious/superstitious,yes AGREED!!!
An average Nigerian is very wicked,no ITZ A LIE!!! You siddon for yankee wan come dey tell us how Nigerians no get any iota of feeling for their fellow Nigerians.. Mtcheew,abi no be the Naija wey i dey... Maybe na to get 10 likes dey hungry dis one...
RomanceRe: If Couples Doesnt Want Children, What Then Is The Motive Of The Marriage? by Kslib(m): 1:22pm On May 16, 2013
effisyman: I met a lady in my first year and in a bid to show how much I love her, I told her I careless if we bore children or not.
She never returned
.
https://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg88/elatadexico/2012/112012/conan-rofl.gif
RomanceRe: Am I Been Taken For A Fool by Kslib(m): 1:14pm On May 16, 2013
@OP... DONT MIND THESE PEOPLE,YOU ARE VERY VERY WISE AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS A REVREND SISTER..https://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg88/elatadexico/2012/112012/conan-rofl.gif
RomanceRe: Is It Wrong For A Lady To Protect Herself In A Union by Kslib(m): 12:53pm On May 16, 2013
una sure say dis girl no dey among those 40 kenyans wey escape from psychia?? Abeg,mods make una trace the ip address..
RomanceRe: Campus Blues. . . . by Kslib(m): 12:46pm On May 16, 2013
lola.luv:
^
Que sera sera!
If it comes to CB, keep an open mind.

Thanks, every1. Sorry I have exams. See you next Friday.
Abeg wetin CB mean and que sera sera!! You know say i be olodo,help me out...
And lastly,why update when u know say u no go finish am or keep up with the consistency abi u just want make people miss you... I no even want make u update am next friday sef,anytime wey u decide to update am,make sure say u finish am..
Oya put me to shame by updating it now!!! Waiting!!!!!!!
CelebritiesRe: Fred Amata’s Novelty Football Match - Pictures And Video by Kslib(m): 12:37pm On May 16, 2013
all dis men sef.. Haba,see thier breast and big belle.. Na wa oh.. Na so dier shildren go dey call dem mummy...

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