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Ah haaan!! You for open your bible,bring out your spiritual tongue and suck the breast wirelessly nah...

They must apologise publicly.. Shikena!!!!

Abeg,how many northerners did Niger delta militants kill and how many southern/easterners did boko haram kill??
Make turai con help me do the maths and after that,tell me what they both have in common...

chai!!!! See as this useless idiotic boko haram dey make Gej look more foolish..

Na wa oh!!! Which kain jaga jaga,yeye,scattered, haphazard and disorderedly packaged story be this... Haba,for one place you say una don break up,den automatic she con show for ur house,dis one happen,dat one con happen so so and so.. Abeg,this your storyline big pass the problem itself.. Shoooor!!!

WISE BOY!!!
He gave her something that contains artificial sweetners which is not good for the human body while he's taking water which is healthy...

vandarsar: I think you're the kid. You could actually learn a few things from this guy than Jonathan.

Can't you see there is something different about this guy compare to other "first to comment folks" ??

This guy deserve some respect!

ODE!!! Cant you see that i was just being funny..

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Morgan1092: Dis might sound like joke bt its not. Dis dude in my area broke up last month with his gal, only 4 d gal 2 buy a pet dog & named her afta d guy, d gal said she jst wanted sometin dat bears d guys name around ha due 2 d luv she has 4 d guy. But dis is nt just funny 2 dis guy, he planned on comfronting d gal or luk 4 a way 2 kill d pet. If u re in his shoes, wht wil u do?

Lmao!!!! I feel his pain esp if the dog looks like the one below

Chineke meeeh ooohhhhh!!!! No be 1,no be 2 but 22 inside 32,chai,Naija i dey hail oooohh...
As far as i'm concerned,those people caught ain't Nigerians cos if to say na better thing,them go begin claim say na only dis tribe do am but the sad thing be say "foreigners no care weda na dis tribe or dat" all wetin dem know be say na NAIJA...
Two things must happen on this thread..
1.. Hidden posts go many dieeeeeeee..
2.. This kain thread dey pass page 7..

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Kx: Dis is unacceptable from a national team captain.
Can he try dis at his club?

Osaze has bn proven right in his tweeter rants wrt to yobos captaincy.

Abeg shut dat ur dry scaly kpomo lips!!! Yes,he can not try this at his club cos his club officials behave differently.. Here we have someone who is bold and wants to let us know the sad things going on behind the scenes and you're here ranting rubbish..
Can you please tell me what yobo said wrong??
Isn't joseph yobo doing his job as the captain to make sure the team is well connected off the pitch..
Is football all about playing and winning games?? Aren't the players also humans who need to attain emotional and mental balance..
If you dont have anything to say just shut up and stop exhibiting the normal follow the crowd mentality your type are known for..
I cant wait for the documentary to come out,atleast that will also expose some of those critical off-the-pitch problems hindering our national team from achieving their vivendi vendico..
Yes,yobo's time is over and we have started enjoying fresh air with new talented boys in our defense but as the team captain,he needs to be shown the exit with respect... I keep telling people,if you like,gather all the best players in the world and put them in your starting 11 and at the same time,there is no connection on and off the pitch btw the players and the coach/coaching crew you wont achieve nada...
Excellent coaches and people who really know what football is really all about will agree with me that "the success of a great footballing team is not neccessarily 100% what happens on the pitch but also depends on how connected the players are to each other and the coach,their mental and emotional balance also matters a great deal"...
Anyway sha,make the documentary show face first,till then....

wait oh,una no dey tire for this APRIL FOOL SEF!!!! Today na 4th not 1st nah...

Yield: -A very small "yes"
-NO for the most part.

hmmmmn,well i also believe it can be equal in some extremely rare cases...

Its very common to see a situation whereby two lovers in a relationship love eachother but one loves more than the other.. When a boy/man and girl/woman are in love,it's either the male counterpart loves more or vice-versa,so my question is "CAN TWO PEOPLE LOVE EACHOTHER EQUALLY,AS IN 50:50"??

good and b@d move @t the s@me time

Eeeeehhh,abeg make una free the op jooor.. @op na true you talk jooor

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If this is true,then its an insult to we NIGERIANS,but if its an april fool's joke,then its even a more greater insult..
Wait oh,which kain mod put this thing for frontpage sef as april fool's joke.. I no blame una nah,na seun i blame for appointing mods in the wrong place..

sexkillz: [color=#000030]The answer is No.

You cannot love without a reason. If you insist you can love without a reason, then it is possible to love every person that approaches you for a relationship. The reason for love, is that reason that differentiates him/her from all others.

Without that reason, he/she is just like every other person you come across. [/color]

Yea,but i believe you like someone you love due to some resons but you dont actually love someone due to a reason..
Let me explain further, there is always a reason for something,yes,but the fact here is that you dont actually know the reason for loving someone,its just like faith.. The reason for the love is there,but you cant figure it out but unlike love,you can figure out the reason for like..
Now if you say you know the reason why you love someone then ask yourself this question "if you happen to come across like 5 girls who posses the qualities that made you love your current lover,will you equally love them the way you love ur current lover"? If no,then i suggest you find the hidden element which makes your love for them un-equal despite them possessing the qualities of your current lover....
Once again,i believe everything got a reason even love,but i said you love without reason cos you can't figure out the reason [its too complex to figure out,there are thousands of small details,stuffs that makes you love someone].. You cant say "this is it,this is the reason" cos even if you see another person with that same quality,the gravity of the love must differ cos there's a hidden force that makes the gravity of the love for both parties unbalanced and that hidden force is "love"[weird abi]...
That's why its called love cos it is MAGICAL..
Everybody has his/her belief about love sha,and the above is mine... Ma pipo make una no forget to dey Spread da love..

nke001: Oh Mathematics, full of manipulations! cries the mortal soul.

postulate321: See Lie@kslip. Your manipulation is not mathematical atal

nke001: Oh Mathematics, full of manipulations! cries the mortal soul.

Lmao!! Make una no blame me nah.. Nah my fault say i no sabi maths.. Oya make i try another method...

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postulate321: Are
You
A
Genius
Prove
That
20/10=10
Lets Know How Good Your IQ is!

Make i try!!!!
Since 20/10=10 [equation 1]
Then 20=10*10 .... 20=100
since 20 is equal to 100, we substitute for 20 in [equation 1]
100/10=10....
All ye math gurus,make una no crucify me..Na my own one kobo be dat ohhh..

@mods....front page oooh. Atleast this one fit clean those tonto decayed topics on nairaland frontpage asides crude oil...
This thread don dey since 3days and still yet e never make frontpage.. Na wa oh.. But una fit carry the year 1921 topic put for frontpage abi?? This is what happens when seun puts a tomato seller incharge of research study...