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Victor Tobore: it hasn't stopped,they are doing system upgrade.Haven't they notified u thru a txt msg?

yea ... They just did...

Na wa oh!! This is the thread people should be commenting on and exchanging ideas and past experiences but sadly the thread is still on page 0.. Most of our youths do not care about such things,all they want is to facebbok,2go and read about "10 tips on how to kiss a girl like a pro","how to give girl belle without eja.culating" and other stuffs..
Most cannot even reason or think critically hence remain satisfied and grateful as to how the system is....
Our youths i hail una well well oooh... ***spits***

ideal94: Solution:
* Give ur Life to JESUS:
Be Born again,surrender all to him,he cares for u,he loves u, knows ur pain/hurt, 'Come to me all ye dt labour n heavy in heart n i will give u rest'. Welcome d Holy Spirit ur best Counsellor,Guide,Teacher,Standby,Best Friend into ur life, Develop a Personal r/p with ur Creator, make him nos 1 followed by ur Husband.
* Prayer of Forgiveness:
'The Lord's prayer say ' Forgive us our Sins,as we forgive those who trespass/sin against us......' , Pray dt God shld forgive u ur Sins- of Anger,Hurts in ur heart towards ur partner, Pray for a Clean Heart, By d Blood of Jesus n free urself from every thought dt keeps u in boundage by d Blood of Jesus.
*Pray God for a New Love towards ur partner, there is nothing we ask God from a Clean Heart dt he does not ANSWER us.
* Forgive ur Partner Consciously ,Sincerely,from within in Prayers to God by d Blood of Jesus,make it ur creed every time d thoughts rises from within.
* With d WISDOM of GOD : Express urself verbally to ur partner,empty ur mind to Him and BE CAREFUL DO NOT CONDEM,ABUSE,JUDGE ur partners for his acts ,Remember u have forgiven him. Tell him u have forgiven him.
*ALWAYS PRAY 4 Him- his will,mind,emotions,spiritual,social,physical life everything should conform to Gods Standard.
*ALWAYS LOVE ur partner:
Pregnancy/Baby/Job/Too much Activity, should Not hinder ur INTIMACY/SEX LIFE with ur partner.
Treat him like a Baby -He wants dt, cos other ladies will treat him like dt if u dont.
* Apreciate/Respect Him,DO NOT Over-Look His Act of Kindness, Tell him SWEET WORDS cos he want dt.
* LOVE YOURSELF:
Pamper urself wit good things, ALWAYS LOOK VERY VERY ATTRACTIVE TO HIM,
Good outfits, make up,romantic fragrances,make ur home/room attractive,healty foods. etc
* Read Good Books dt address ur situation, Go On-Line for informations .
* INITIATE FAMILY PRAYERS it helps, A FAMILY THATS PRAYS TOGETHER STAYS TOGETHER.

God forbid bad thing!!!! Somebody is asking for help and resonable realistic advice here and you're offering her a prayer of forgiveness and religious blah blah blah...
Chai,can you people see what religion has done to some people..**spits***
Shey una dey take una eye see am... Guy abi na woman sef,you need to be flogged seriously.. Your own don comot from xtianity enter mental religious disorder..

My people the thing tire me ooh!! Since yesterday morning,i neva fit suscribe for monthly bis oooh.. If i send BSM to 440,e go tell me say "dear customer you already have a pending request with us...
Me with my own money again,i not fit get gig again.. Airtel dey make the thing look as if say na free i wan use collect 1 gig...
Na 0.25 mb i dey manage use browse since yesterday,i off all the images for my operamini... When i dey browse,e be like say person dey pursue me,na speed i dey use scroll..
Abeg anybody wey do im own recently should tell how he/she theirs.. *141*1# also gives mb,but the problem is that i dont know which of he blackberry plans in particular gives the normal 1gig so i dont wanna mistakenly suscribe for another package entirely...
I use nokia E72...

I cant subscribe for 1gig worth 1,200 since morning.. It keeps saying "your request was not successful",later on,it started showing "your request was succesfully recieved and will be notified shortly"... I don tire...

Analysis!!!!!
Face department....... NO
Body department...... YES
VERDICT: 2 SHOTRZ HAS FINALLY MOVED TO THE PERMANENT SITE....

kramer: At the same time people are dying of hunger in Somalia and Cameroon.... SMH

So na only dis small cake go feed them abi??
Wait,you chop morning food today? If yes,shame on you cos you dey busy dey chop morning food wen people dey somalia dey die of hunger abi...
When time reach for night food,better no chop ooh cos people dey wey dey die for hunger for not only somalia but haiti also.. The way some people reason sef dey make me burst bottle sometimes...

lewandoski wan kill me oooh!!!

why dis channel dey sctter dey re-arrange nah Haba,and before this stupid dstv load finish 5mins go don go... I go provoke ooh

choi!!!!!!!! Why nah..

GeneralJ: OGA, are u a dullard, they clearly said "IF YOUR PAPER IS DIFFERENT JAMB WILL NOT MARK" next time put on the right glasses before reading adn commenting,

I wont even bother asking if you're stuuppid cos it clearly shows you are.. Didn't you see where jamb said "if you changed you paper type,they would mark based on the original paper type you changed from...
Over over sabi sabi and yet your type always know next to nothing...

The entire Jamb board must be stuuuupppiiid.. Why bother marking someone's paper when clearly he/she changed their paper type.. When you see such a paper,why not give the person zero in that particular subject...

jeffizy: That's wonderful. Been chewing on apple for so long and I didn't know it's doing me some good.
Nice write - up.

Hmmmmn,if to say you dey really chew apple you for don notice one of the benefits the op list nah... The op give about 15 and you no notice any of the benefits??
Maybe you be all dose people wey dey eat one apple every month and keep screaming i'm a vegetarian oh!!!!

R...I...P to the dead....

Guy,you no ugly but still you no cute.. To say the truth,you just dey there..
Guy, give anybody better slap wey tell you say you ugly but also make sure say you injure anybody wey tell you say you cute....

He's using his right hand to self service and using the left for navigation..lol

So Na person pikin be dis !!!! People dey born sha....

Na to open mouth talk rubbish dem sabi.. Why dem no divert this anger on boko haram for the killings of hundreds of igbos in the north... Msssheeew
Make i ask first,if dem wan start to cause mayhem,na only eastern states dem wan destroy abi na d whole naija.. Abegi make we hear word.. These are signs of over-feeding... Toothless bulldogs...

If this doesnt make frontpage ehn,i go kill person...

So because dem blow kiss na im con warrant their frontpage making abi? God forbid bad thing,poverty it shall not be well with you...

All you have to do is....
1... Press Windows key + R
2.. A run box will appear.. In the run box,type "CMD" and click ok....
Note: Run "CMD" as administrator.. Now command prompt will appear then type "SLMGR-REARM" and hit the enter button... Shikena....

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Timijo: I sat on a chair at the front of my house gisting with my friend around few minutes to 12 noon. Suddenly, I saw the WAEC candidates trooping out from a secondary school closer to my house. I stood up to approach of them to see the physics question booklet. He gave it to me and I told him that I just want to go through the questions, but he asked me to go with it. I thanked him and went back to my seat.
I opened the booklet and started reading through the questions. Suddenly, my friend told me to look at what the student wrote at the back of the question booklet. I told him that I saw it. He told me to read it, when I read what the student wrote there; I bursted into laughter.
Read through the poem that he wrote:
My heart is empty without you, like a bird without a sony.
My eyes are blind without your eyes to see, like a rose without color.

I began to wonder how the boy will pass his papers with this type of self distraction on his first paper day.

Na d same way wey you take pass english na im d boy go take pass physics nah....

Timijo: I sat on a chair at the front of my house gisting with my friend around few minutes to 12 noon. Suddenly, I saw the WAEC candidates trooping out from a secondary school closer to my house. I stood up to approach of them to see the physics question booklet. He gave it to me and I told him that I just want to go through the questions, but he asked me to go with it. I thanked him and went back to my seat.
I opened the booklet and started reading through the questions. Suddenly, my friend told me to look at what the student wrote at the back of the question booklet. I told him that I saw it. He told me to read it, when I read what the student wrote there; I bursted into laughter.
Read through the poem that he wrote:
My heart is empty without you, like a bird without a sony.
My eyes are blind without your eyes to see, like a rose without color.

I began to wonder how the boy will pass his papers with this type of self distraction on his first paper day.

Na d same way wey you take pass english na im d boy go take pass physics nah....

Rossikk: You need to use your brain and be less agreeable to just anybody's claims on the internet.

Let me give you an example:

Nigeria manufactures cars, buses, trucks, suvs (Innoson). Manufactures complete motorcycles, including principal component parts and engines (Qinggi). Manufactures computers, tablets and accessories (Zinox). Today the world's first and only black built satellite, NigerSat 2 sits in outer space, an achievement of Nigerian scientists. The Nigerian Navy now builds seaworthy vessels from scratch, with 100% local input, like NNS Andoni, a 31m Seaward Defence Boat. The Nigerian Defence Industries builds mortars and RPG launchers, armoured personnel carriers, and manufactures their own bullet proof vests. Nigeria has three functional nuclear reactors. Nigeria manufactures and fabricates aluminium. Manufactures chemicals, including agro-chemicals. Manufactures paint. Manufactures drugs for the pharmaceutical industry. Nigeria processes solid minerals like Calcium Carbonate, Dolomite, and Limestone. I could go on and on and on..

Now, there are many countries that are NOT on that list of ''those lagging behind'', who cannot boast of 1/5 of the achievements I've just outlined.

WHY THEN SHOULD WE ACCEPT THE LIST?

When even YOU don't know what is produced in Nigeria, how will some foreign group not wake up and include Nigeria on any stupid list? They know you don't read or research. That's what gives them the audacity.

I mean, just because CNN and co choose to IGNORE all scientific strides made in Nigeria (afterall is Boko Haram not the only worthy news item?) does not mean WE in Nigeria will pretend we are standing still.

Bla bla bla!!!! Ask yourself "where did those so-called innoson,zinox and co acquired their expertise and exposure from,if not abroad".. I am not saying its actually bad to learn from somewhere else but how many home-grown science graduates,non-graduates have contributed to this country scientifically
I wont be surprised if innoson,zinox and the likes prefer to employ those who schooled abroad rather than home..
We all know,and you know also that we are waaay waaay behind scientifically and need enough upgrade and work to be able to catch up with this scientific age..
Lastly,all those stuffs you mentioned about our satellite,navy ship and others just made me laugh cos you and i know that all what those Nigerian scientists did was just to assemble the parts under the supervision of someone who studied abroad... I wont be surprised if all those involved in the project were those who studied abroad... Our home grown lads are intelligent but the enviroment and mentality of the society just adds to the problem...
We have a very very lloooong way to go before our technological and scientific back-bone will be gangam....

bin gbagbo: she is pretty
good character
and above all working.
The only problem my brother has with this her fiancee is the fact that she seldom takes her bath.
sometimes, only twice a week.
when my brother complains too, shee will cry the whole day.
Becase of this behaviour, she is always smelling "fish-fish".
Is she a marriage material?

Which type of fish?
Dried fish, Ice fish or Scoobia....

fubbyy: I'm in kumasi for 6days now,can't just believe that its true that ghanian girls are better than naija girls in all angle

A ghanian girl no send your pocket o as long as she likes you,she makes the first move, she calls more than you call, she's takes you out on a daily basis,that's what am seeing here o

These girls are down to earth, wife materials indeed, anyway let me see how this will end, I still have 4 days here

So what you listed above is what convinced you that ghanaian girls are better sheeey!! If that's how you reason in real life,then i must say this "your brain is still 100% intact and fresh cos you havent used any of it".. Instead of allowing it to add more weight to your body,why not meet a good to operate it out and leave the space as vacuum..
Common sense they say is not common..my guy just proove am....

Which country is ghana?? Is it in africa or where.. I have never heard of it in my life.. Someone should help me out...