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Good!! How i wish most girls will listen...

atikubaba: uncle pls tell us a story

**this is our story story story***
**12yrs ago when we started dancing***
**immitating mj micheal jackson***
***they used to call paul and peter**
**we realize say p-square better***

baibijay@yahoo.:
some tymz my friend get in the bathroom and spend so much time,nd am like 'wat exactly wer u doin in the bathroom for dat long'?!...... For me i spend at most 15mins, sometimes even less,dos d tym u spend reali count? Isn't is all abt how well u scrub? Bt then wen some guyz baff dey dnt even spend five min, guyz and gals....... how long do u spend?

Omo you get time oh... 15mins for baff...haba,even catholic baptism wey dey wash away "ORIGINAL SIN" no dey reach 3mins...

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As i see the word "RESIGN",i con take one long deep breath of fresh air thinking say at last someone in power is resigning just like that not knowing say "DUE TO HEALTH CONDITION FOLLOW THE RESIGN".. Well i wish her long life and good health...

Hahaha!!! Very funny,but seriously,this is what broke ass losers resort to when they know they aint gat no hope again in life. They try to look for flaws in successful people to use in consoling their failed self. In other words,you can call it jealousy.....

Holy messiah!!!!

[color=olive]IF YOU CRACK YOUR MOST FUNNIEST JOKE AND STIIL YOU NO GET EVEN ONE LIKE....
...IF YOU REMAIN VIRGIN TILL MARRIAGE,AND IMMIDIATELY YOU WAN PUT YOUR KOBOKO INSIDE YOUR WIFE KPEKUS ON THE WEDDING NIGHT,WORLD JUST END.. Just know say GOD been dey target you since the time of noah[/color]

Shoooor!!! Wetin dey stunning about her for dat pishure.... Abi the meaning of stunning don change for dictionary...

Hahahaahaahahaa!!!!! Laff wan kill my enemy oh!!!! But seriously,i haff die....
Inshort,op must pay me my laugh...

Hear the girl name sef "HONEY COCAINE"... The girl make d guy high finish,den she con leave am.. Haba...
Who don take cocaine here before go know say e no easy to let go..... RIP SHA

Hahahaaa!!!! How she take cheat on you when she no be your girlfriend...
He says he feel cheated... LMAO...
Nwa for some kain people oh.....

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obisage: no symbians can not be rooted. only androids

Kkkk... I use symbian.. So i will let this go..****bits finnger****

obisage: its a bit a long process... ur phone need to be rooted. know what that means 08032642336

Yeah.. Heard of it sha... Can symbian phones be rooted??

wassade: D tin dey hungry u ?

No oh!! I dey on dry fasting...lol

obisage: it used a soft ware to by pass it. it's 100% reliable....
but it works mostly on android phones and ur phone or tablet has to be rooted...

Oya nah!!! Drop the deatils before dat maleeq go con spoil show...

wassade: See her yarnsh like fresh potato

Hahahahahaha!!!!! See your long throat...

What of BACKYARD KISS??

Jellita: True!
I have never seen a DIME from my brothers!BUT WE SPEND HEAVEN AND HELL ON THEM AND THEIR FAMILIES. . .PLUS PAY THEIR FEES TOO!

Only the girls take care of the parents!
Don't even bother to call the BOYS. . . they NEVER have o!
Extremely selfish BAAAAAAAAAAAAASTARDS!

Choi!!! All this insult for your brothers.. Na wa o!!!

demmie1: if arewa likes, let it chase jonathan, power is going to the middle belt this time. i would prefer tiv, igalla or idomma person.

Oga keep dreaming!!!..[/size]https://i1233.photobucket.com/albums/ff390/ShaneDawg021/obamalaugh2_zpsa196df14.png [size=14pt] . . . . . Joke of the century[/size]

ojjp: I saw my self in d dream, watching stars shining in d sky. And most times i do kill big fish in my dream. Pls wht re the interpretations of these dreams?

It means you will be a successful fisherman.. Are you from ijaw...

They have given their life to christ..[/size]https://i1233.photobucket.com/albums/ff390/ShaneDawg021/obamalaugh2_zpsa196df14.png [size=14pt] . . . . .old things have passed away[/size]

Hahahahaaa!!!! Abeg dis one na frontpage material oh....
Funny,but this is also a picture that tells the story of an unfortunate car and mumu people... Why dem no come down begin waka,cos trekking sef fast past the car nah.... But seriously[/size]https://i1233.photobucket.com/albums/ff390/ShaneDawg021/obamalaugh2_zpsa196df14.png [size=14pt] . . . . .Joke of the Year[/size] lmao....

osinachukwu: Lame lines don't really work on a 21st century Girl,what I do is having invited the girl over just start teasing and touching she may be Like stop,notice the way she says the stop if it is in a violent way..dude u aint getting laid,but if says it in a medium tone,don't give up she just need to get horney try seducing her like"lemme see ur gstrings deep ur hand into it she may try to hold u out but don't stop deep ur hand boy!,note- by touching the laps she gets hornier talkless of touching the main thang also squEeze ha breeast till she gets weak note breeasts re also vital weakining spots so squezze dem till she stop struggling wif u,wif d stop stop stop and all dat bull shiit she would finally give in then u can do,I ve used this Technique on many girls.

Lawd have mercy!!! Hahahaaahahahahaha!! Laff don finish me oh... See as you dey explain technique.. Some girls mumu sha...

One thing i love about girls is that "they can pretend die".. I sure say many guys go don use dumber lines take knack their kpekus,but dem go come online dey pretend...
Dont you just love girls...