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illuminutty :
only a tiny chicken brain and they complained, well, i have guzzled a bottle of Fanta containing a giant cockroach in the night, i got to know because the damn thing got stuck in my throat, i tried to vomit i out but no way then my dear mama had to put her fingers down my throat and lo and behold it was a giant, black larvae-laden and wet cockroach. i did not even go to any hospital. my father just gave me a shot of whiskey and that was it. no legal war with Nigerian bottling company... no sickness. here i am still bubbling. #crookedthingsinAfrica#

***screams "HOlY SHIIT" in mr bone's voice***

Hmmmmmmnnnnnn,i just hope it will just end on twitter oh.. Cos i dont want to even imagine what will happen on the streets,if those threats are executed...

Choi!!! Na wao oh... See oyinbo fans dey cut body for another person,while our very own Shino Rambo dey pay fans make dem faint...**just ordinary faint**

Na over Blood syndrome dey worry dem...

Oookkk!!!!!
##sent from keke napep engine##

Chai!!! How dat thing take resemble cross sef!!! Even cow sef don dey bear "MOSES",..
Since God use water take destroy earth,it is safe to call that our xtain tilapia fish "NOAH"...

She look like wetin "dem fry" con "boil" den begin "roast",den after the roasting,con "sun dry",after sun drying,con rub her "ori oyo" den knack her person hair for head...
That wig belongs to a mad brazilian woman who died from "mad cow disease" in the streets of sao paulo on 6 feb 1522..

Choi!!! I must admit,i cant beleive my eyes... Is thos Nigeria playing or ijebu ode fc.... Ehen,before i forget,the commentator is da boooomb....

Hahaha!!! The warning wey people don give the op for this thread don reach to make im erect diickkk fall during intimacy anytime he think of the woman..

3 ways to die....
1... Hang yourself
2... Drink poison
3.. Try any nonsense with person wife,especially when her beauty na die.

Can i get one in warri

Hehe!!! Wetin those girls dey model?? Agege bread abi egg roll

k4all: 320.......! 320.......!

chanman: 32

AMINSCO: 320

chanman: 32

After i go dey cry say i no sabi maths too much... Thank you all for giving me hope...

ignis: My BB is not a touch screen. Can it work?

Yes.. Just remove your screen protector and start pressing the naked screen ... Enjoy ruzzle...

Na wa oh!!! Una sure say dat guy no swallow person...

collinsola: .


Oya put your girl friend picture weh worth erm make we see.

Ode!!! I no get girlfriend... Even if i get girlfriend,na by force say my girlfriend go fine.. If i eventually get average girlfriend,i no go advice to go for this kain contest...
The fact say i talk the truth no mean say the girl ugly,wetin i mean be say she looks average.....

The girl face try sha.. But voting her to be on the cover of a magazine is not fair,i mean it's like "lying".. I dont want to lie this early morning abeg...
I mean cover of magazine is not meant for everyone nah.. Haba,why not go into hair planting,tailoring or agriculture but that face for magazine cover,,,no waaaaay!!!!
If you like,attack me,but you know deep down that i'm saying the truth...

Shuh ruh khan

Shollypopz: Your family members are the ones that are too razz, 1diot!!

الملكي فوق الله: The Op is Hot, I bet the Biitch has a Mean Crossover though.

If we are in a relationship, she's doing all the Handy Work that's for sure.

Looks like Wilt Chamberlain's Hand up in that Mouthafoukah

The Delta Mamiis Are Hot Though

الملكي فوق الله: The Op Has got fuqqing Man Hands, The Biitch could Palm A Basketball like Air Jordan.

All Southern Nigerian Women are Beautiful,

All The Women from the Delta Region are more Beautiful then those Nasty Looking Biitches from Up North

The Niger Delta Naija Women have the Lips Game on Smash.

الملكي فوق الله: The Op is Hot, I bet the Biitch has a Mean Crossover though.

If we are in a relationship, she's doing all the Handy Work that's for sure.

Looks like Wilt Chamberlain's Hand up in that Mouthafoukah

The Delta Mamiis Are Hot Though

******falls from Tower of babel******

blabber15: When compared to the results of other west Africans applying to top U.S colleges, it is very poor.

Look i understand what you are saying,but it doesn't make sense... It like telling him to get a perfect result when the noemal requirement is just 5 credits.. Haba..
Ok,before writing post ume in top fedral universities,you have to score 200 and above.. Can you believe that someone who had 201 in jamb got admission,and someone with 250 didn't get admission.. Ask me why?? It is simply because the 201 guy performed better in post ume..
In a nutshell,what i'm saying is that the op's o'level result is what qualifies him to partake in the admission process while his SAT score plays the important role in the admission process..
Let me tell you,you can even use two different results in not more than two sittings to apply even if all your 5 credits are just c6.. They dont use only o'level results in admitting abroad,your SAT score plays an important role,your creativity also plays an important role and also your behaviour....
Sorry for the long post,all i'm just saying is that o'level result is just a requirement and not a determiming fator in the admission process.. I have never applied abroad,but i know this is the way things work... I might be wrong sha but you have to prove me wrong...

Double post

Double post

blabber15: Both
of you need to do your research. Kslib, please get rid of that
inferiority complex so that you will be able to make cogent, coherent
arguments. I am applying to U.S schools this year. Call any admissions
office and they will tell you that although admission is a holistic
process, Grades and rigor of the courses in your transcript are the most
important criteria. They come before essays, sat scores and recs. I
think you should take the exams again. Do you even know how difficult it
is to get a 2400 SAT? Stop jonzing and face reality. I mean, MIT has an
admit rate of less than ten percent.
EDIT: After reading my first post again, I can see how the op might have been offended. For that, I apologize. Here is a more diplomatic version of my opinion.
Natural selection, survival of the fittest, dog eat dog world. The winners in life are those who are best prepared. Intense competition exists in the applicant pools of top iniversities in the world (and even Nigeria). The admission committees have to pick people who can handle the rigor of the college academics. How do they do this? By comparing academic backgrounds. Before considering extra-curriculars and essays, the transcipt must be reviewed intensively. Do you really believe that yours is good enougj. If you answer in the affirmative, then by all means, knock yourself out- apply. But, if you agree with me, then take this year's WAEC exams, and scatter it. Add that to the other kick-ass components of your application, and you'll be a shoo-in. Now, I shall retire to my own life and stop playing the therapist. Good Luck!
P.S: Klsib, was that pathetic sniping about my phone supposed to be a dig? If it was, you need lessons ASAP!

No offense,but this is "out of point"... You still haven't pointed out what in particular is wrong with the op's result.. Yes,you rebranded your first post with the second,but it's like you're telling the op to make sure he has a perfect result... WTF!!! As far as the op has one of the required result,(5 credits including math,eng,phy,chem and 1 other),he has a very high chance of getting admitted...shikena

Why will someone open this type of thread?? Hmmmn,the mods better delete this thread cos i smell "waaaaarrrrr"...
@op,since you said igbo women are the most beautiful,why did you still open a thread??

blabber15: bros, you don miss road oh. Even Nigerian unis will have a problem with those scores.

How ? Did you even bother to check the op's result Abeg if don't have anything resonable to say,just quickly log out with ur nokia2700 rather than spew rubbish...
You guys might think i'm taking things personal,but i know these sort of people who try to discourage and put fear in the minds of people...
Explain how his result got problem or forever remain silent.. He is a science student and he made maths,english,phy chem. He can choose agric or econs to make it 5 o level complete....

Lmao!!! What is justin beiber doing on that list... Hahahaaaah,

Hon. Lord:
He must be a master of forgery. It simply means that whoever is suspecting his/her bank account tampered with, should ask the BINGO for such a great talent of imagery. IF you ask me, I will say he is gifted by the devil. Hiding under the umbrella of talented men on earth but committing evil.

This is a Senselessly mumuliciously crafted post.. Nonsense,no go find your own talent,dey there dey talk wetin u no know.. Abeg dis one na 2013,stop to dey try cover your jealousy all in the name of "evil",if you no want make bicycle or keke napep remove you from dis earth...
Evil ko...evil ni... Acoording to hausa man "KAI DAN BANZA NE..KAWAI".....

Yes,pirlo deserves to be on the list,but RVP doesnt... It was only when Rvp came to man u that he became fire,when he was at arsenal,he was just average.. So maybe he deserves to be on the next list,but certainly not this list...