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mikkyangel:
*Dami, super sweet deal
-picked up from the city of hawthorne, via the site "letgo", is a sexy blue s7 edge for ....56k
-this phone sells for an average of 130k(used), so ifu ask me, its a yumyum deal!

lmao Good lord! Nigerian people can price sha... Haba

wildchild e be like say this one don beat your previous s7 record o. kpele take heart

Suetsi:
Good morning.
Please why is it that I can't see my exam schedule for UNIBEN DE?
Also, does anyone have an idea of where I can stay for just tonight in Benin? I really don't know anyone there.
Thanks

You could pass the night in school. Go to Hall 1 or 2, the porters will allow you to a room.

Do you have friends or know of someone/people writing DE? If yes, confirm from them if your case is exclusive. You could also ask those cafe guys at maingate(the plaza where buses coming from New Benin and Ring road stop). They register a ton of students, they can easily confirm if it's a general issue or exclusive to you(which I highly doubt).

However, I'll strongly advise you continue to check your page every hour or two to see if there's a change.

TheManOfTheYear:
Ksslib, where u dey since na? Long time bro

Man just dey busy with stuff and all that.
Longest time indeed. Hope you doing fine.

I keep telling people that the most hardest thing to do in this life is to "OBEY SIMPLE INSTRUCTIONS"

"Do not pay before you receive any goods" - It is clearly written on jiji.

Why do people like to unnecessarily complicate issues for themselves?I just don't understand.

Life is simple. But no! people like Op love it the hard way.

wtf!!! Am I missing the joke here or something? Is the OP deliberately trying to go viral for creating the most ridiculous thread in the history of the internet?

I don't understand this please. Somebody should explain what's going on here.

This infinix note shit pro or whatever it's called is a direct copy cat of Samsung galaxy note 4, a phone Samsung released in 2014.

The shameful thing is; despite copying and memorizing the galaxy note 4 for 3 years, they still ended up making a shiity device that doesn't even qualify as a clone.

Their so-called X-pen( a wordplay and copy of Samsung's s-pen) just goes to show how desperate these people are. They even copied the back camera design of the note 4.

Oh! I also forgot to mention that their X-pen or whatever its called needs to be charged. . Xpen wey be like bic.

This phone cannot even compete with the Samsung galaxy note 2, not to mention note 8.

Let's even forget specs, this piece of garbage doesn't even have an identity. To buttress my point; which phone comes to your mind the moment you hear the word "note 4"?

Inshort you cannot spoil my day. smh.

WalkerMichael:
What's the best market price in offerup, letgo and Craigslist for a used and new Samsung s8?? 300, 400 or 500 us dollars?

The beauty of these sites lies in the uncertainty and constant reminder that - with luck - one could get a fully functional G-wagon for 100$(of course this is a figure of speech).

My point is that there's no constant price, there's no best market price. Prices flunctuate and solely depend on the seller. Mr A might sell for 200$, Mr B might sell for 300$, another mad seller - Mr C - might even sell for 20$ sef. Yes, these are the kind of mad people you should be praying for.

Just decide what your max budget is, then search these sites to see if you'll find a good deal that falls within your buying power. Most times you'll see for cheaper if you,re lucky enough and your budget is somewhat realistic.

So like I said earlier, there's no fixed market price: it just depends on how mad the seller is.

Please and please, nobody can tell you your chance of being admitted, even if you scroe 80%. Your chances of being admitted depends on complex random factors that will spin your heads like a fidget spinner if I try to explain.

That friend will score 70. You will score 71. He will get admitted, you will not. You will score 69. That friend will score 70. You will get admitted, he will not.

You will score 57. Your first choice course will be given to you. That other boy will score 60, he will be pushed to Edo language or given "Peace and quarrel settling".

When you get into school, say Engineering. You will see several engineering aspirants pushed to quantity survey, environmental sciences, who scored higher than you. You will see some of them in physical science. Some outside maingate, attending boiling point tutorials & gorilla brains.... preparing for the next jamb.

Y'all get my point now?

Uniben admission process is very complex, confusing but above all, fair. Yes, there's favoritism of course, bit it's to an acceptable level. It's a standard practise worldwide. Even Harvard, Stanford, Yale, Princeton , all have a policy where sons and daughters of influencial people get in easily compared to others. However, like i said earlier, all these are kept to the barest minimum.

If you score 50 & above, I can confidently tell you that you have a chance of being admitted. Even if it might not be your course (for those who didn't score that high), it's likely you'll get admitted. Of course, not everybody who scored 50 & above will be admitted, but majority will.

49.999995 and below, pls just take another jamb. It's better to accept the reality at hand than allow your father's brother who's a lecturer, or the Vc's driver to give you high hopes only to break your heart later. Accept your fate now. And if by miracle, Uniben decides to shockingly admit below 50, the. You have nothing to lose.

Just relax and wait for the list to be out because there's no permutation and combination that can tell you your chance of being admitted. Forget any reliable source. That your uncle is a lecturer in school doesn't make him all-knowing. Levels pass levels. Lecturer pass lecturer. It will shock you to know that only few, I repeat, only few people, are allowed to know how the admission process works.

Forget reliable source. Most of them are hogwash. Just relax till the list comes out. Don't even bother your self. Keep your self busy with movies, novels or something.

And start gathering your documents. I cannot emphasize this enough. START GATHERING ALL YOUR DOCUMENTS. NOWWW! Especially those of una wey go write waec for one evil forest only accessible by water and the permission of the chief priest.

Lectures will begin before you,re even done celebrating your admission. Clearance will begin before some of you even hear the list is out (this is obviously a figure of speech).

Congratulations to everybody who scored 50 & above, hopefully we'll see you guys in Uniben and eat your Matric rice.

I apologise for the long epistle. It wasn't intentional... Ignore any typos, everything was typed in a hurry.

Erm where my engineering students dey?

Lavoca:
Benzema is making me look like a fool,seriously

I don't understand his form at times, 10 bad games and 1 GOAT performance

Zidane should keep suckling his D1ck till the day it will cost him his job. I'll be so happy. Bastard . That's why he sold Moarata.

Just look at that clear scoring header he missed. Even my grandma will put that in with her n1pple..

A welcome development. We should grab this friendly with both hands. This premature test will help bring to light the players who are world cup material, and those that are, well, street soccer material. **side eyes Echiejile **

Superb absolute beautiful football from Madrid. Gosh. I love this.

Marcelo still needs time to get back to top form but solid performance from him so far. But that left back dey leak.

Damn. Hakimi is bleeping good. All he just needs to learn is how to push forward like Carvajal. But I still miss Carva though. He's irreplaceable.

Benzeema is a bastard. Honestly I am tired of insulting this mumu. Just look at that open net miss. Gosh. God forbid bad thing.

ameezy:
Yeah the phone is working fine thanks for that I think I will go for it

You welcome. But if you're still having doubts, read online about the phone/performance or as I'll highly recommended - watch YouTube videos on it. You'll be impressed and more than happy to drop that 30k.

If you're sure it has no fault/faults, rush it.. You wont get a better deal. Note 3 was released several years ago but this beast will effortlessly out-perform new crap releases from techno and infinix.

Lavoca:
I just wish him an ACL tear

Lol. No na. He's an awesome player but he's just too arrogant for his premature career that hasn't technically started yet sef.

He plays without respect for senior men in the team. He frustrated Ronaldo throughout today that at a point I felt like beheading him through my TV screen.

Modric and Casemairo -- arguably the most important players in this team.

Asensio is a spoilt selfish brat... Nonsense.

thefunclubenterprise:
Thanks for your reply earlier

You welcome.

frinx:
For number 5 I recommend you uninstall your puffin browser then reinstall. Clear cache then connect your opera vpn and then proceed to login with facebook.

It's solved now.

chygoz3:
To access Offerup on PC using Strong proxy, connect to the New York location. Works flawlessly for me.

Thank you very much. This did it for me. Works like magic.

Wtf!!! Deal of the year. It's still available. Posted just two hours ago. This one no go last at all.

https://app.letgo.com/k8Mk/shFvSgxgdH

Ebubemg:
i just install letgo just now, was able to login with second attempt, try using ur Google account

I get letgo acccount. Offerup is what I am having issues with logging in.

chygoz3:
I can't remember if it was Strong proxy I used to register or some other VPN.

OK. thanks.

chygoz3:
To access Offerup on PC using Strong proxy, connect to the New York location. Works flawlessly for me.

Thanks. will try this. Were you able to register using this?

haywhy28:
Yes, I did. A friend here linked me up with a guy in Spain. I unlocked it for about $20 naira equivalent.

At what exchange rate

thefunclubenterprise:
Abeg e Don tey I buy something here, e be like everybody Don leave ebay go all these new sites offerup and Co, whenever I try opening it, they show me access denied. Abeg una put me through make I join de enjoy deals.

So what do I need to do, I don't understand all these vpn things, never done it, will appreciate a step by step walk through. If it has been posted here before I will appreciate if anyone can tell me the page number or a range (ex within page 2-10) so I can to and read.


Oga mikky please give me time to search for that dual core, then I will take it and the available Dell we talked about earlier. If the dell is sold before I find one, I will just order from USA.
Thanks

Nothing dey pain pass wen u ask kweshun wey dey burn you for chest and nobody answer. I understand, that's why to save you the stress and calories i burnt while tirelessly searching and experimenting with what works and doesnt, i go gee you dis summary. I am also new to this thing.

1. Craiglist is straight forward. No need for VPN wahala. Just enter losangeles dot craiglist dot org go look for wetin you want.

2. To access letgo on pc, Just download a chrome extension called 'Strong Proxy' [thanks to wildchild1]. Download it as you see it..... 'Strong Proxy'..... No go download anoda thing oh . Anytime you want to access the site, click the strong proxy icon and choose los angeles as your location. Instead of registering on letgo, you can log in with your facebook or google account[gmail]. Thats all.

3. To access letgo on phone, download 'F-secure Freedome' vpn from playstore. Download the letgo apk from apk mirror[i downloaded mine from there].Platystore will not allow you download from there cos their server go detect your location. Open your vpn, select 'United states as ya location' and connect. Open the letgo app and change your location to Los angeles.

4. To access offerup on PC is, unfortunately, what i havent been able to achieve as of yet. I no know why. But you can try yours, maybe it will work for you because, according to people, you need a very strong internet connection to access it on pc. My connection speed is nothing to write home about, so maybe thats my problem.

5. To access offer up on phone, just download puffin browser, that's all. However, logging in is another issue entirely. I have tried to use facebook to log in but for where. I downloaded the apk, still no luck. I have tried to change my zip cope within the app to that of Inglewood, Los angeles, California--- it loads for a time then shows error. It will continue to show error even after one million tries[i tried 750 thousand times]

6. Offerup is too stubborn. I can access the site on puffin browser[android] and look at offers etc but i cannot login and bid. Inshort, the site has never successfully opened on my pc. Only Puffin browsr on phone.

7. Goodluck. Sorry for the epistle.

Ebubemg:
been using the app for some time now

Man wey sabi. Cool

haywhy28:
Samsung s7 edge available for sale

Sorry, I know this is old but did you eventually unlock that sprint galaxy note 5 ? For how much?

TochiPhotos:
I don't even know where to start from, visiting this page again after all these while, went back to the very first beginning, down to the last post and I can't hold back the tears . I'm overwhelmed with emotions. I hope one day, I shall be bold enough to tell my story.

I'm back for good... where are my people? cc aitop DeIneffable Ksslib pryd FrancisTony UjSizzle salsera GENIUS18 Dahprech deegnity22 ijbeauty intrinsicniyi PresVA Mintayo mistytohcute Giyazz

And he's back! . Welcome back Tochi. I was worried all wasn't well. Good to know you pulled through. More strength. More grace and more power to you.

mikkyangel:
Nor b lie my brother, all his has written, are pretty good additions and quite infomative, BUT", man no go get time dey do all dez browsing dis, browsing dt.(for inside hot californiA Sun, plus parking ticket staring at me)....d moment i hold d said phone, e no dey hard for me to know fake from real anymore, its like we,(samsung and i, get some kind of bond)...if e too hard me, i go call another chairman for phones(Godonu)...and d rest is history!

Yea, when you are good with and familiar with Samsung phones you will almost certainly know if it's fake or not, sometimes by mere looking at the bezels alone and other subtle hints like weight, screen size etc.

Seems like you just travelled back, have you resumed taking orders?

wildchild1:
Bros so you still dey write epistles
So far so good, Mikky has been able to identify fake Samsung phones and Oyinbo dey trust worthy a bit, na only few dey lie and Mikky dey always catch them.

Have never bought uk used phone in Naija before, all my phones are from US through Mikky. I'm typing this reply with my Samsung Galaxy s7 edge I bought through him at 56250(phone + fuel + shipping)

56250? S7 edge..... Oh boy. You should be arrested. You no get conscience at all.

wildchild1:
Bros I be learner oo but no wahala, lemme know what you want and your exact budget.
As per browser, I don't use puffin, I access OU, LG and CL on my PC with the help of STRONG PROXY vpn in my chrome extension + strong internet connection (Spectranet 4g lte).

No wahala. Abeg make I get your digits. Make I send PM or ?

Lastly, make sure the software matches

If you see sm-910P as the model under settings, about device. Then the firmware version MUST contain 910P. The baseband version must contain 910P. The model number when u boot into download mode must be sm-910P. The same applies if it is sm-910V .e.tc

Imei on back of phone must much the one inside the phone. Go online and use imei.info checker... the model you see there should correspond with your phone model .

No go buy Samsung phone wey get Volkswagen beetle serial number oh. Ehen. Bye

Was reading up through the thread's old pages (still reading, hopefully I'll finish reading all) and saw something about fake and original Samsung. I no wan overflog old mata but no knowledge is a waste.

The best way to know 100% if a Samsung phone is fake or real is to boot into download mode(volume down, home button and power button) then press volume-up if it shows warning bla bla. You will see the phone's model there, you will also see if the warranty has been void, if the bootloader has been unlocked or not(for those who love to install custom ROMs).

The second most reliable way I know of is to download "phone info" by Samsung on playstore. It's the first app. Just install this app and fold your arms. It will tell you everything about the phone--- the processor, the graphic chip, model, firmware, android version, if it's rooted, internal memory, display size, PPI, firmware, imei number, serial number etc. You will even see the day that phone was manufactured.

The best part is, you can check if the phone is refurbished(using the serial number that displays in the app). And if the phone is rooted, you will see how many times a headset has been plugged into the phone and how many times it has been charged. . With that you can even estimate how long the phone has been in use, whether na really mint device abi na old soja.

cc: mikkyangel and everyone who might find this useful.

Na this app and the knowledge I already have on phones I use destroy all those sons of Babylon wey been wan sell rubbish note 4 gimme for Warri.

98% of Nigerian phones sellers are Ignorant. The non ignorant ones are wicked souls looking for ignorant victims to play a fast one on. Only 2% pure. smh