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RobinHez:
I beg to differ sir Ksslib.

Let's go throught the sentence structure together...shall we?

Hey Ksslib, are you a chelsea fan?
Na...it's like READING THROUGH the PREREQUISITES of an engineering student; you will find no HISTORY.

"pre·req·ui·site\(ˌ)prē-ˈre-kwə-zət\
noun
: something that you officially must have or do before you can have or do something else ..."

History, in this context is a subject. And as an engineering student, you were not required to have a grade in history before you were taken in to the proffession.

He/she used the phrase "reading through....you wont find.." that implies that this observation is made from another party except himself. I.e. I am an engineering student, if you are to check my waec certificate you dont expect to see History in there do you?

also bear in mind, sir ksslib, that the handler is speaking for the organization (which is his/her job anyway,) so the statement was in no way reflective of the individual's stance on football fanaticism. They are a government organization charged with fighting financial crimes. They are not expected to concern themselves with issues not relevant to their job.

In summary, its just a polished expression of the popular phrase.. "wetin concern Agbero with overload..."

And yes, Chelsea does have an histroy. Every club does...super or subpar.

Oga, Chelsea has no History. It's a common joke in football. Every ardent football fan got the joke.

He was asked if he's a Chelsea fan, not if he's a football fan. You get that?

Look at the reply he gave again. I have added the missing piece of the puzzle in brackets. Read it without the bracket.

Couldn't be (a Chelsea fan). It's (Being a Chelsea fan) is like reading through the prerequisites of a science student; you'll find no history.

But if you still don't agree, it's fine. I personally find analysing jokes awkward.

RobinHez:
nice one.

not many folks would get the drift.

Oga Sherlock Holmes, you got it wrong. The tweet implied that Chelsea - as a football club - has no history. Read it again, but this time around slowly.

If the handle meant otherwise - just like you guys have been trying to explain - then the choice of words and sentence-structure was wrong. It could have been said better.

1felix:
when u will fuckly care is when u leave the shores of ur country. u will see the level of maltreatment and ideology they have about u.

They work on our psychology and apply it to improve their goods to make more money

Abeg help me enlighten the brainwashed morons I share the same country and continent with.

Apparently, Africans have been having issues with taking pictures on Nokia, Samsung, HTC and other brands before our loving saviour -Tecno, decided we had suffered enough and swooped in to save our face.

As a brand, there are sensitive statements you don't just make, no matter the scenario. They portrayed themselves as heroes to helpless monkeys and the morons on this thread see nothing wrong in it.

Midgut:
What are you saying?
comparing pharmacy to engineering, you must be joking. Do you think it is easy to commit all those drugs and pathways to memory?
NB: I am not a pharmacy student.

You are right! He shouldn't have compared Pharmacy to Engineering.

Anybody can be a pharmacist. Not anybody can be an engineer.

mayoor15:
And where is the pencil you've created talk less of creating a phone... If person call you names now, e go be like say person wicked.

I don't give explanations to morons. I'll rather pump the lead I'll use in making the pencil into your dumb skull.

Ffuck off my mentions.

Nigerians and Africans do not know their right, so nothing will happen.

Try this shiit in a working, well co-operative, advanced society and watch your brand sink like the Titanic, but in record time.

The comments on this thread illuminates the well known fact that our webspace is littered with morons.

When European teams see the Biitch called Barca shaking that asss.

I just live-streamed the best valentine sex ever.

Thank you Pornhub .

Haha

Lmfao!!

Hahahaha . Oh boy! See rape

Best Valentine ever. Kwakwakwa

safarigirl:
ksslib abeg leave these people make dem dey defend wetin dem no sabi before dem begin dey accuse you of bullying somebody

I go more than bully anybody that thinks opinions contrary to theirs gives them the right to attack with un-kind words. I go engage any madman wey wan bite. Me sef no kuku well like dat.

ceeSleek:
Oga, if e dey pain u; go open your own show!!! That's BIGGIE's rule, and it is his game!

Yes! I go open my own show only if you agree to participate. I am sure the viewers will be more than entertained watching a first class mumu on TV.

akthedream:
ITS A GAME... YOU CAN DESTROY YOUR DECODER IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT...YOU GUYS ONLY COMPLAIN WHEN ITS AGAINST YOU.

Before you quote me next time, check to ensure your brain is working properly . I have a serious allergy to morons.

There's nothing against me here. I am not even voting, have never voted and never will. Get that into your head CAPSLOCK WARRIOR.

What is wrong with the organisers of this show? Are they drunk on gorilla piss?

How can a fake housemate save and replace an actual participant of a real show? Why would a fake housemate be given the power to kill the dream of a real housemate by putting them up for possible eviction?

What's fake about the fake housemates if their actions have real repercussions? The fake housemates have nothing at stake, so why allow them participate in something as important as save and replace?

This is un-professionalism and stupidity of the highest order. It's like allowing a fan from the stands to come on the pitch and save a player's penalty.

Yeye dey smell.

Nice! But Makoko should not be number 1. It shouldn't even be on the list. What's special about Makoko? How is Makoko breaking away from the norm by revolutionising education?

Makoko is just a wooden, floating school. Nothing special. Other schools on the list are not just only aesthetically pleasing to the eye, they are creating the next generation of problem-solvers and pioneers.

I should also mention that Makoko is not even aesthetically pleasing to the eye. So it loses on both points.

BizBloke:
[color=#000033]Ha! Lwkmd. Enjoy your curse and pass it to Ochon and Waxdude, too.

SOM, no, I just discovered she's not active although she mentioned it once upon a time in our convo; busy bee but we saw each other about 4/5 months ago. Well, she gave you a shout out on her diary, maybe you want to check it out. [/color]

So you guys 'SAW EACH OTHER?". Hmmn! Lips sealed.

Yea. I'll check it out.

I still remember that night. A loud bang woke me up from sleep. As I tried to clear my eyes, I heard footsteps in the living room. I knew what it was. They were here for it.

I quickly flung myself from the bed and ran towards the basement. As I descended down the stairs, a shadow of a huge figure ran past me in the other direction.

I was terrified and confused; not knowing which direction to run towards. I remembered what was in the basement and ran towards that direction immediately.

I entered the basement and opened the carton. My hands were trembling as I counted the package with sweaty fingers. But as soon as I was done, a sigh of relief filled my face.

Just then, I heard a voice over the intercom. It was The General. "Lieutenant!!!! Package status update"

I pressed the green button and raised the device to my mouth.

"Omega!! all fffucks are in place, omega!!. I repeat... All fffucks are in place. No single ffuck given to the enemy, omega!!"

BizBloke:
[color=#000033]Lmao. It's been years and you're still wearing that skin.

Cool though. I just stumbled here while looking for SOM.[/color]

Lol. How man go do? It's my curse.

SOM? Is she still active? Haven't heard from her since BBA ended.

Smh

BizBloke:
[color=#000033]Ksslib, you're here? [/color]

Yes sir . For Sunday evictions and Saturday Parties.

coolestchris:
What of case of ladies ,who get male celebrities drunk just to bear their children...ladies always will play victims and rush to push for feminism,,when una deh give Adam apple ,adam no quarrel oh

What is this one talking about? How many male celebrities have complained being victims of alcohol-induced non-consensual sex? Your analogy doesn't even make sense. It reeks ignorance of an arrogant fellow who thinks pertinent issues like rape is nothing.

The desperate endeavour you've been exerting to vindicate Kemen from his 'UNACCEPTABLE' statement more than proves you both share the-same opinion. I can read people.

In civilised countries that value human emotions, such comment would have aborted his premature career in an instant. And if by any stroke of luck he manages to pull through, his best shot to recovery would be a three second cameo appearance in a skit that frowns against rape and potential rapists.

Kemen should count himself lucky that most people who would have taken action didn't get a wind of his phooolish comment on time. But nevertheless, he don shiit for sanctuary - THE INTERNET NEVER FORGETS.

Am I a saint? Hell no. But of all the evil i am potentially capable of, getting a lady drunk and sexing her against her will isn't one of them. Nobody is perfect but some are less perfect. That's the same reason why there are sins the Priest handles in a confession box. While others, the Law.

Am I saying Kemen deserves Jail? Big Nope. But he shouldn't be let-away with just a slap on the wrist and a nudge on the jaw by Big Brother. He should be properly sanctioned by the sponsors of the show to grind the gravity of his comment into his dumb skull.

I want to see him scared. I want to see a somber look on his face. That look crack-heads give when therapy finally wins them off drugs. Apology is useless if deep-down you don't regret what led to the apology. I just want to know Kemen will never practicalise what he said. We could be saving one innocent v@gina in the future, you know.

The fearful part, however, is if you - coolestchris - is another potential rapist waiting for the right opportunity to ponce on innocent prey.



Side note: Any blockhead who feels frowning at Kemen's comment is an over-reaction fueled by an unnecessary need for drama and cheap relevance, should please feel free to call me out.

I am tirelessly working towards projecting the mental image of "where Nigeria ought-be" from my head into reality. So destroying any obstacle hell bent on slowing this revolution doesn't come-off as any stress to me atal. As a matter of fact, I find it therapeutic.

The revolution has to start mentally. Only then can any society move forward.

Plus, I do not apologise for the epistle. It's a curse.

ToyinDipo:
True, if she is with her 'peers' so to speak, she will be more fun, I guess.

Even if you put kpekere for shoprite e no still behave like french fries. Same applies to Marvis.

There's nothing remotely interesting about her apart from the debate surrounding the exact origin of her hair-line. If it starts from the middle of head and grows backwards, or if like a few have speculated; that it actually starts from the back of her head. and grows forward.

Tony, na sleep get me here so. Till Next week bro.

ToyinDipo:
Holds stomach, abeg no kill me laff.
I like Marvis also, because of her stubborn and mischief looking face and her delirious laugh.

Abeg, she's boring as ffucck. Delawood, to be precise.

ToyinDipo:
Debbie, I like Bassey also.
Yours will be Efe, I guess.

He WAS, when I thought he was from Warri. Turns out he's just another aboki from Jos called Efe. And from what i've seen, the guy clearly has no waffi blood in his veins. Dem no baptise am for sapele water.

I have no favourites but if I was forced to choose, I ll go for him or Marvis because they look more hungry than the rest housemates

ToyinDipo:
Lolol, very very legendary. More fun than BBA itself, with lots of varieties.
The best ever on nairaland.
Yesoo, and we can't turn back the hands of it.

Yup. Change is constant.

Na only Sat and Sun I dey watch but if I may ask- who be your favourite housemate?