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ToyinDipo:
Good to know
I miss those days

Who wouldn't? Those days were legendary.
How time flies.

ToyinDipo:
Typical answer abi? lol
I've been holding up bro, how ur side

Lol. Not really.
My side dey there dey feel the heat of the recession but we thank God sha.

ToyinDipo:
Yeah, I've been.

No so e suppose be.

bestspoke:
Watch out for this guy pple...

his analysis/commentary na die lol...(from past write ups)

where you been since man..keep the updates coming.

Been lurking in the shadows. Na only eviction and party man fit get chance dey watch.

dominique:
You this Kslib ehn!

I dey greet.

ToyinDipo:
You still remember your guy.
Being a while bro.

Lol.. Why I go forget my guy na. Hope you've been good?

ToyinDipo:
Rofl, Ksslib don come

Ah! Tony Tony. Longest time

safarigirl:
I've been well o. You don scarce

Yes oh! Na recession make me cut-down on my movement to conserve energy. A rubber of Garri is now N900.

safarigirl:
ksslib ma nigga, it's been ages, how have you been?

Safa Safa, it has really been ages. I am fine dear.

Hope you've been good too?

I still remember that day. The memory of what happened still scars my flesh to this day.

As i walked down the lonely street that night, two hooded men - both wielding knives - appeared from nowhere and blocked my path.

"Give it to us", the huge, muscular guy commanded, stretching his hand.

"But I cant", I replied, squeezing my bag tightly to my chest like a pillow.

"Give us the goddamn package" he thundered. I could sense the impatience in his voice.

"No, I cant" I answered back.

He lunged towards me with his knife. I tried to dodge but he was too quick . His blade cut through my flesh and I began bleeding.

I fell to the ground but managed to escape through the opening under his legs as he stood above me figuring where to stab me next before collecting the package inside my bag.

As I staggered home all soaked in blood, I received a text from the General.

"Is the package secure?"

I looked inside my bag and smiled. "Package secure sir. All ffucks are in place... No single fffuck given to the enemy"

Ha! He even has Nigerian roots! Little wonder something always draws me to this particular meme whenever I am about to caution a senseless iddiot to use his sense. Blood is truly thicker than palm-wine.

@OP, I want to know the name of the boy below. His age, nationality, life story - Everything!

cc: lalasticlala, Ujsizzle

I still remember that day. The memory of what happened still scars my flesh to this day.

As i walked down the lonely street that night, two hooded men - both wielding knives - appeared from nowhere and blocked my path.

"Give it to us", the huge, muscular guy commanded, stretching his hand.

"But I cant", I replied, squeezing my bag tightly to my chest like a pillow.

"Give us the goddamn package" he thundered. I could sense the impatience in his voice.

"No, I cant" I answered back.

He lunged towards me with his knife. I tried to dodge but he was too quick . His blade cut through my flesh and I began bleeding.

I fell to the ground but managed to escape through the opening under his legs as he stood above me figuring where to stab me next before collecting the package inside my bag.

As I staggered home all soaked in blood, I received a text from the General.

"Is the package secure?"

I looked inside my bag and smiled. "Package secure sir. All ffucks are in place... No single fffuck given to the enemy"

I still remember that day. The memory of what happened still scars my flesh to this day.

As i walked down the lonely street that night, two hooded men - both wielding knives - appeared from nowhere and blocked my path.

"Give it to us", the huge, muscular guy commanded, stretching his hand.

"But I cant", I replied, squeezing my bag tightly to my chest like a pillow.

"Give us the goddamn package" he thundered. I could sense the impatience in his voice.

"No, I cant" I answered back.

He lunged towards me with his knife. I tried to dodge but he was too quick . His blade cut through my flesh and I began bleeding.

I fell to the ground but managed to escape through the opening under his legs as he stood above me figuring where to stab me next before collecting the package inside my bag.

As I staggered home all soaked in blood, I received a text from the General.

"Is the package secure?"

I looked inside my bag and smiled. "Package secure sir. All ffucks are in place... No single fffuck given to the enemy"

RobinHez:
seun should move this to fp na..

Save yasef the stress. This thread will NEVER, I repeat, NEVER make frontpage for obvious reasons lol. No be everybody like to dey hear the truth but we will continue to say it nevertheless.

Lol

horllamy:
Am very sure that I have, but when u come u will see what u want to buy before u pay now

My guess is your shop is at computer village, but I don't reside in Lagos.

Not-withstanding, let's talk about the price - we can work something out concerning delivery if you can beat-down your initial cut-throat price of 18k.

What's your final price?

horllamy:
Whatsapp me 08139462401

We don't have an agreement yet, neither have I seen a picture that confirms you have what I want, so I cannot WhatsApp you.

I can always get it elsewhere if you are not ready to do business.

horllamy:
Used is 15k then new is 18k

I want the new one, but you and I know 18k is too much. Tell me your last price.
Plus I will like to see the picture of what I want to buy.

horllamy:
I have it

Oga show the picture and tell me price.

Still needed

horllamy:
Call or whatsapp 08139462401

I'll call/whatsapp when I am certain you have what I want.

If you have it, I ll like to see the picture and know your price.