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Darkrebel666:
~ A lot of Emcees were choking that day or stumbling over their words because most didn't come prepared and couldn't go off the top.
There were only about 3 ddope freestylist. So he said he won't upload it ... but the main brawls would be uploaded....

Smh for dat Guy sha. Would have still loved to see it.

teddybiyasi:
lol you'll be the one to clone it yourself
anyway thanks

I know. See, when you clone a sim, both automatically become one. You ll be able to receive some of my calls cos when someone dials me-- it ll also ring at your end. Even text messages, I believe.

As a matter of fact, when you try to check your number, its my number you ll see there. Both sims become one in all aspect.

teddybiyasi:
I wanna clone your sim

Would have loved to help, but considering that iam a pretty private person, iam afraid I can't clone. Too bad there isn't a way I can clone without revealing my number.

teddybiyasi:
hey are you still on etisalat payG ish

Yea.

Darkrebel666:
~ Thanks a lot

You welcome.

But why hasn't Vato or whatever he goes by,uploaded your battle? Does it normally take this long?

TheDarkRebel:
~ Ksslib, Ibime, Kr0ne, Coogar, Elymaxiimus, Emaprince, Guykhena, Jigsawkillah, Limerick and every other person.

How many line set-up do you think would be perfect for a live acapella rap battle? and wouldn't bore the audience.
Two line set-up, three line set-up or four?
Remember that it is a Nigerian crowd, and most of them are not used to Kotd,Url, smack or the new ways of rap battling. I've been trying to balance it but i'm having some little difficulties in doing that. My brawl in three weeks time and I'm thinking of rewriting my 2nd round, but lemme hear from y'all first.

Well, since its a live battle, three should do but make the set-ups simple since most of the crowd might not be able to decipher hardcore stuff.

Nigerians are funny;they also love hearing jokes. So if there's any way you can make your lines kinda funny(but don't overdo it) and still maintain that hip hop touch, I guaranteed you ll get their support and the cheers.

Lines like the one you ate teddy like tuwon shinkafa
The one you put someone's @ss in his stomach and called it Omawumi bottom belle. Those kinda lines,I believe, the audience will love.

Like coogar said, use references they can easily relate with. Use it in this order of preference; 1... Unilag 2.. Lagos in General 3.. Nigeria as a whole 4.. Everything in General

I also forgot to mention; if you have ill lines concerning the just concluded election, don't hesitate to use them, the crowd will go crazy.

BizBloke:
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Lwwm4h.

I don't like when you yab my love. I was asking her who among you and Caseless is that. [/color]

Which love?

Last time I checked, she put you in the Grandfather Zone.

Sorry, I meant Ancestral Zone.

BizBloke:
[color=#000033]Hahahahaha.

Cc: Caseless/Ksslib. Abeg who be this, StateOfMind?[/color]

Smh!! That Guy is like 4ft 2... You give StateOfMind too much credit a times.

Last time I checked, she wasn't that tall.

Change... Change... Change... Even in the Animal Kingdom.

How the Rats all over Nigeria will sleep tonight.
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ramalot:
Some of these so-called professors and V.Cs are a disgrace to themselves.

How can people of such high academic responsibility lack the ability to compose and present such basic data in a confident and efficient manner?

You nailed it. I was really amazed too.

I was more impressed by their Northern counterparts.

Dont you just love hausa accent..

According to the Prof, 'Taraba state kwansist op porteen local gwabment areas' ..

Eseose9:
when Edo and Delta go come

Me sef tire...

Dem wan rig am.

AbuMikey:
Honestly, the Sign Language Man has done more work than what Jonah did in 6 years.

Honestly, I don't think this comparison is fair at all.

What has GEJ really done in 6years to be compared to this dedicated Sign language guy who has worked tirelessly through out today to help challenged Nigerians ?

Pr0ton:
[size=20]So far...

APC - 13, 760, 747

PDP - 10, 865, 885[/size]

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scantee:
Buhari can never rule us, mark my world.

After na una go dey call Buhari illiterate.

No worry, we go mark your Planet and solar system. PDP olodo.

honeric01:
Sokoto or Zamfara?

My bad. Already modified it eons ago.

Zamfara

APC... 612,202

PDP... 144,833

loomer:
turkey na country?

You fit ask Google.

An embarrassed Nigerian from Turkey contacted Channels TV.

Turns out he was chilling with his foreign friends watching the votes being called out, when Orubebe came on stage and started his show of shame.

Left to me, Orubebe should be stripped unclad on National TV, and whipped by an angry Fulani man with koboko soaked in pepper..

That man embarrassed this country.

solid3:
See as the man Orubebe don gentle.

Wetin him smoke don clear for him eye.

I too noticed his sudden state of calm.

He be like person wey chop Mopol slap..

Orubebe now speaking to Journalists on Channels Tv.

In his words 'Its sad that Jega allowed us to degenerate to this level'

But the last time I checked, Jega didn't degenerate to any level with him.

This man should just hide his head in shame.

Danhumprey:
Lol.


Btw,what's the aggregate so far and how many states remain? No vex.

I think they've announced about 20 or 21states so far..

There's this guy who was posting it using Excel. When I come across it again, I ll quote you with the screenshot.

R2bees:
Bro what did he do, i'm not watching.

1... The man kept clowning around.

2.. Jega had to tell him like a million times not to read from a piece of paper the Prof alleged he personally typed under special conditions(Only God knows what the means)

3. The man seems to be related to Cyclops of X-men cos they both need a special kind of light to see. Can you imagine?

4. Even when another person was called to help him read, he kept interrupting. Jega had to call him to order again.

The man no too bad sha, all he needs is a pair of glasses that can zoom objects at the microscopic level and he ll be just fine.

Jega just said we should take a 30mins break. I hope ya'll know what that means.

Hopefully, we ll resume before Easter.

I trust my mama. If dis Prof na my papa, no night food for am today.

What rubbish.

Why dem go carry Prof wey no dey see road come announce result?

Na wa oh..