₦airaland Forum

GinaKing:
u r right.the only thing nigerian men know how to do is to use ppl.which is why dey only marry for papers and nothing else.which is why deir ladies in nigeria date u nigerian men bcoz of money as well,bcoz nigerian do not know true love period.to u ppl life is all abt using others,which is why u feel happy wen u can get easy sex. I dnt think dat is anything to b proud of bcoz is nt as if u r forcing anyone,ppl have sex bcoz dey want to.even yo own woman also do give easy sex ooo.its nt as if u ppl marry dem virgins lol.dnt get me started coz i wil say some pretty bad stuff. Wat makes me hate nigerian men more is bcoz dey r crooks.i have met a lot who claim to have qualifications only to find dat dey r fraudulent.de only thing u know is to sell drugs at club malasha.den work as barbers or as camera men.i dnt knw wat happens to yu ppl wen u leave nigeria but wen u get to countries like SA,u give us the impression dat u guys are bad news.i am yet to meet a good nigerian.even the so called professional ones,who drive big cars bt never work are also rotten,and we all know wer dey got the money.and its only abt 5 nigerians who r like dat nawadays because most of u,karma has delt with u.and if u say southy girls r with u bcoz of money,which money,coz u guys only make wat we consider to be small change.anyway no one forces u to share yo money.if u give,i wil take.did i point u with a gun?lol u talk of zimbabwean ladies yet we both know dat dem also change and become ashawos and prositutes or hair dressers and nannies when dey get to south africa.i bet wena vele u sell drugs next to kfc and u driver a small car which u have been driving ever since u wer a teenager,and promised yoself to change it bt it has been a 100 years nw,den u wana come here and form.mxm my friend shut up,coz u r talking crap

Its really surprising that one can use so much energy to type bile but wouldn't spare a second or two to paragraph and punctuate proper like a normal person should.

You said you are yet to meet a good Nigerian. You hate Nigerian men. Said some other pretty hateful stuff about Nigeria and Nigerians in general which I believe is as a result of you being a xenophobic she-( I won't say goat), BUT still had the time to register on a Nigerian forum.

I don't get, am I missing something? What da fffuck are you doing in the midst of the disgusting Nigerians?

I think i know the answer--- you probably have mental issues.

Not all Nigerian think that way. As a matter of fact, majority of Nigerian men don't think that way. I don't know where the OP got her claim from.

Of course there are Nigerian men who think that way, but what yardstick did the op use to come to the conclusion that majority of Nigerian men think that way?

Nairaland has a very large number of Nigerian men, so how many percent of this number has the Op seen claiming such to warrant her hasty generalization?

You use only few comments to reach a hasty conclusion, but complain when Nigerian men claim South African women drool over them due to the fact that they've shragged a handful of them. Ain't that what we call hypocrisy?

You both are basically doing the-same thing don't you think?

Danhumprey:
Oga,na where you been dey hide? You don come outta your hiding place?

Lol. I wasn't hiding jare.

Just took a break.

Madrid will beat Barca with at least a 2 goal difference.

Quote me after the match. The Oracle has spoken.

To be honest, he does look like Patoranking.


Only the hungry version.

KillerBeauty:
You omitted 10 numbers.

Patiently waiting for your response

You are Correct. But let me guess, you started by adding 2 to 8 which gave you 10. Then 12, 14, 16, 18 and continued till you got to 28. Then finally made a count of numbers from 10 to 28 which gave you 10 right?

Well, like I said earlier, Mathematics and its formulas to a very large extent makes life much more easier and simpler.

Now this is how a mathematician will tackle this question and save his/herself a whole lot of time.

2,4,6,8,...30

Take the last number and divide by the first. 30/2=15

Now how many numbers did I reveal in the question? They are 2,4,6,8 and 30.. So I revealed 5 numbers..

Finally..... 15-5=10 .. So the missing numbers are 10 in number.

Another one..
5,10.......55 ..

How many numbers are missing?

55/5 = 11

I revealed 3 numbers in the question..

So.... 11- 3 = 8.

8 numbers are missing.

Can you now see how I have used a mathematical formula( just call it shortcut) to solve the problems?

In the next post, I ll explain all what I did in my short cut method and create a standard mathematical formula from it.

Iam just doing all this so you can understand what Math does, how it works , what those formulas you see are all about. Who knows!! Maybe it'll help you to start seeing Math in a whole new different light.

Are you following?

Take these numbers...

2,4,6,8........ 30 .

If you notice, the numbers are increasing by 2 to the right hand side. But I deliberately stopped at 8 and omitted the other numbers that got me to 30..

Now killerbeauty, do this for me. Tell me how many numbers are missing? I..e the numbers I omitted between 8 and 30..

I ll tell you what Math does after you answer.

First off, you have to understand what maths is all about. What I mean is----- You have to know the role maths plays as a subject. Once you figure that out and you're excited, every other thing will fall into place once you begin practice.

You can practice practice practice and practice maths and eventually become good in Maths without knowing what math really is all about but once you meet somebody who understand maths at a deeper level and does practice too, na there you go know say you never even start. Na there you go know the difference between BRT and Keke marwa.

Why am I saying all this? Its because I don't just want you to start practising Maths without knowing the role each topic plays. If you do that, trust me, it wouldn't take long for you to forget almost everything you once practised.

I want you to have fun solving maths and not because you have to force yourself to. Only then, will you realize how beautiful mathematics really is.

Like someone said, start with quantitative reasoning. Go to any bookshop close by and get one. I ll also suggest you also get a jss1 maths textbook too and start from the basics(BODMAS e..t..c). But start with quantitative reasoning first.

Take it from me--- Maths is not hard. It just requires logic.

I too had a problem with Math. My secondary school math record was an eye sore(as in na dieee).. But deep down I wanted to learn math. The problem was it didn't make sense to me atall, so it bored me to death whenever I tried studying it. I knew I could become good in maths with dedication and practice but I didn't just want to study it for studying sake. I wanted to understand what maths does as a whole and have fun while doing it because Iam a logical person, not a zombie that just digests information.

It was only when one day I figured I could solve some questions using just logic that I began to understand what math really does and I was so excited.. That was when I figured some mathematical formulas are just a way of making things easier..

My apologies for the epistle Mam. Guess I got carried away. Let me give you a very simple example in the next post so you can at least have an idea as to what math does and how beautiful it is..

sirdouglas:
She told she won't cos she didn't make her hair. She told me if she sees money now that she can be able to fix her hair before tomorrow.

Some girls sha. They never fail to disappoint.

Tell her to go to any bank in campus, she ll see more than enough money there.

^^^
According to his logic, they are Doctors. After all, Doctor na Doctor.

EzePromoe:
[color=#DC143C][b]OP, I hope you know that there's difference between intelligence and creativity. An illiterate can be an engineer (e.g some roadside car repairers, some electricians etc) or are these people not engineers? Knowledge of engineering to some extent can be passed through vocational or informal training. There are some people who will spend 4 years in the university studying Mechanical engineering yet they won't be able to detect even the least fault in a car. Medicine on the other hand is not vocational in orientation, that's why you can't see most polytechnics offering medicine as course. Medicine students spend close to seven years studying the course. I will only agree with you if you say that generally, engineers are more skillful and innovative than their medical counterparts but when it's come to intelligence, it's a very different ball game. Engineering is all about relating ideas to real world, your intelligence has little to do here. When I was in secondary school, I wasn't articulate when it came to expressing myself in English though I could read well and comprehend but I was unbelievably a Maths genius.
I'm an engineer who studied Elect/Elect but you see I can't undermine the intelligence of medical students. I'm sorry this has to go to the medical students because they won hands down.[/b][/color]

I wonder how somebody can in the same sentence claim engineers are innovative/creative but being creative doesn't require intelligence. Dude, for you to be creative, you need to see what others don't, and that requires a great deal of intelligence to pull through.

And don't you think your ' some mechanical engineering students spend 4yrs in the university and are not able to detect faults in a car' analogy only gives credence to the fact that engineering is just not for everyone.

You make it sound as if engineering is just a piece a cake. Its JUST all about relating ideas to the real world and it doesn't require intelligence right? Fine, you studied elect/elect if iam correct. What contribution have you made to science? After all, its just all about relating ideas to the real world .

winsome5:
nice post. but if that's the case then why did jamb still provide a submit icon on the screen?

The submit icon is for those who can finish before the stipulated time. You don't expect them to keep staring at their screens even after finishing before time, do you?

Every computer is programmed to display for a specific amount of time by jamb. So once your time is up, the computer logs you off automatically and the result will still be sent to the candidate in due time though he/she didnt click the Submit button.

Like I said, the submit button is for those who can finish before time.

winsome5:
I'm really scared.... I know how my brother read for the exam, he was so sure of himself. he hasn't eaten anything since he came back from the exam hall.

well, I'll try to encourage him. thanks.

Lol. Tell your brother not to worry. Its not even an issue.

I believe this is roughly how Cbt works; When you click(answer) a question, the computer automatically knows if its correct or not and marks it. That's why a message that reads 'Your input has been saved' is shown at the top right corner of the screen for every question you click/ answer.

The computer marks the paper as you proceed with each question but you(the candidate) will not see it cos you don't have such access.

The mistake you're making is thinking the computer will submit after finishing. Nope.... Rather, each question was being submitted/marked as your brother was clicking/ answering.

So tell the kid not to worry. The computer already has his score and it will be sent to him in due time.

Lol. Seems like someone is trying to start a Medicine vs Engineering war.. .. Anyway, ##Team Engineering##

For some that may not get the Picture.

In the first pic, the cow was resisting motion, making the effort of the Medical students useless in trying to move it forward..

But an Engineering student figured all he has to do is put something a cow will like to eat in front of it at a certain distance. So, for every step the cow makes to reach the food, it ll move forward---- thereby creating motion to infinity----- so far the distance BTW the cow's mouth and food is kept at Constant..

The Exam of Course.

If dead men could talk, I am dead sure his dad wouldn't want him to miss that exam.

He is not going to mourn his dad forever. He'll have to put that behind him at some point,move on, and work towards his future. A future which includes taking that exam.

Your friend did the right thing.

DeBret:
56369655fj olaitantolase@gmail.com... If thunder go fire you make you know see am... Cos I know no why you dey waste page for page owner. First to comment shaaa

Someone is trying to offer help and you're busy throwing insults like the uncouth kid you are. Smh

Anyway, that's the result below.

2*2= 4 + 2 = 6
3*3= 9 + 3= 12
4*4=16+4= 20
5*5=25 + 5= 30
6*6=36 + 6= 42
Following the sequence...
9*9= 81 + 7 = 88

Let's see what the op will say. If he will say its 9*9=81+9= 90..

Sharpens cutlass..

Lwkmd.. This shiiit is funny as ffuck.

My world.

AndreRose:
Ali was standing at the ship harbour. He saw a ship coming towards him with people inside it. And when the ship came to an abrupt stop Ali got into the ship but saw that there was no single person inside the ship. What happened to the people inside the ship?

Akinsadeez
Html14java
Ksslib

Just saw this. I haven't been online of late.

Someone has already answered this one but mehn, I don't think I would have ever got it.

Opener----- Giyazz
Rhymes........ Liricyst
Mets..... Nil
Punchline...... Liricyst . Both were weak but Liricyst did better.
Flow.... Giyazz
Wordplay..... Liricyst
Personals..... Liricyst
Closer.. Giyazz

Mvgt----- Liricyst

GIYAZZ:
Please we need professional verdicts from y'all. . . Mikuz, Coogar, Ibime, Krone, Emaprince, Ksslib and co

You've been venting that this place is getting all dried up, now I and Lyricist gave you a battle and you're sleeping on it. Whassup with that?

C'mon y'all. We need professional votes, cos I don't know why anyone will want to give me the PERSONAL criteria in that bout, and someone just did!

Abeg joor, make una go vote!

www.nairaland.com/2191838/battle-steeled-warlords-ii-liricyst#31600548

Haven't been online of late.

Is the voting closed?

Darkrebel666:
Coogar
Kr0ne
Emaprince
Ksslib
Ibime
Limerick
Elymaxiimus



Tell me... Grown men bars OR Jokes? ...which do you guys prefer?

I prefer mature bars with humor here and there in it as opposed to serious bars with no humor.

lagunna1:
Ok baba, Thank you o

The thing go dey chop plenty mb? Me dey think u get one method wey no go make am chop plenty mb o.

Not at all. E just depends on the video quality wey you want. The higher quality you choose, the higher the mb.

426x240 mp4 should be OK. A 9mins video in that format should be around 15mb. But if you like, you can choose .3gp format. A 9mins video in 3gp format should be about maybe 6-7mb.

It just depends on how clear you want the video to be. Some like it extra clear(HD). While some prefer normal. It just depends on what you want.

lagunna1:
Chaii, I don't know o. Na somebody I wan give the info to.
So lets assume sey na android, how e go be?

OK.. Tell the person to download "Tubemate downloader" from Google..

Then open the app. The app dey integrated with YouTube so make she just search the name of any video wey she want. Click the video ( no need to play the video) then click one green arrow at the top right side of her phone. E go show her download option. Make she choose the format wey she want according to her mb power sha to avoid stories that touch..

I always choose 640x860 mp4 for mine.

akinsadeez:
Brain Teaser.

At the local model boat club, four friends were talking about their boats.
-There were a total of eight boats, two in each colour, red, green,
blue and yellow. Each friend owned two boats. No friend had two
boats of the same colour.

-Alan didn't have a yellow boat. Brian didn't have a red boat, but
did have a green one. One of the friends had a yellow boat and a
blue boat and another friend had a green boat and a blue boat.
Charles had a yellow boat. Darren had a blue boat, but didn't have a green one.


Can you work out which friend had which coloured boats?

OK first off, One friend has Yellow and Blue.
And another has Green and Blue..

That leaves us with 4 boats reamining which are-----Yellow,Red,Red, and Blue since they're all 8 in total..

Now, given the fact that no guy has same boat, the only possible combination from the boats reaming must be..
Yellow and Red
Red and Blue..

Therefore we have a total combination of;
Yellow and Blue
Green and Blue
Yellow and Red
Green and Red ....... But we don't know who owns which, so let's figure that out...

Alan doesnt have Yellow so he either owns ......
Green and Blue Or Green and Red.... From
Yellow and Blue
Green and Blue
Yellow and Red
Green and Red

Brain doesnt have Red but has Green, so we know he has a ....Green and Blue boat for sure since The only Green combo we have is... Green/Red and Green/blue but remember he has no Red, so its def Green and Blue.

Charles has Yellow so he either owns .....
Yellow and Red Or Yellow and Blue.. From
Yellow and Blue
Green and Blue
Yellow and Red
Green and Red

Darren doesnt have Green but has blue so he owns a Yellow and Blue boat since the only other boat with Blue has green... From..
Yellow and Blue
[s]Green and Blue
Yellow and Red
Green and Red [/s]

Now, Since Alan has no Yellow boat and only 2 boats have no Yellow(Green/Red and Green/Blue), Plus Brain has already taken the Green/Blue one, the only other boat with no yellow combo is Green and Red.. So we now know Alan is the owner of the Green and Red boat..

Charles has a Yellow boat. Only 2 boats have Yellow. Darren already has the Yellow and Blue one, so we now know Charles is the owner of the Yellow and Red one..

Boat owners...
Darren....... Yellow and Blue
Brain..... Green and Blue
Charles..... Yellow and Red
Alan...... Green and Red

Pheeew..

lagunna1:
baba Ksslib
abeg how u dey download videos again for ur phone, e get one method wey u dey talk about for here.

Lol. No be only baba.

Ok, Are you on android or which?

W EE k
Y E ar
Day...

Letter E..

lagunna1:
Ksslib

Bro show abeg, I wan ask u something.

Hope na my bank account number you wan ask for?