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babyosisi:
Carla is a girl's name
Carl is a boy

Oh Thanks. Now I get it.

Went back to re-read. Initially thought the 'Carl' there was referring to the wife.

OK,I am not gonna pretend like I know what is means; what is a Carla?

And don't tell me to ask Google, we are not on talking terms.

Beautiful (even for a guy? )
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usbcable:
@ KRASID, Iaz93, KSSLIB, dhellake, livelongnprospa
SAW this post on MM;

RM vs ATM 2014/1015 season

1st two games- we lost spanish super cup.
2nd two games- we lost CDR
3rd two games- we lost control on league.
4th two games- If we lose, then we are obviously out of CL.

Tell me why Carlo should not be given the hairdryer treatment

We are in deep mess with this dude like seriously if he doesnt get past ATM in UCL.
He obviously wont do better next season as he seem unable to rotate intelligently

eYEBROW

I love the fact that Ancelloti helped us to win LA decima and we, Madrid fans, will certainly not forget it in a very long time but I seriously don't like how we flop big matches(the ones that matter).

What's the use of winning winning and winning, when at the end you flop the games that really matter?

Like others have said, if we fail to beat Atletico yet again, Carlo should bounce. Another coach should come and takeover. Besides, I don't even cherish the fact that a whole Madrid now lacks what it takes to penetrate a defence from the middle, but keep relying on crosses and the likes.

We simply need a change of tactics, and that also brings us to the fact that we need a solid striking force. Ronaldo can't do it alone, karim should bounce and probably Bale too. No be world's most expensive player we go chop.

Since Dimaria left, our penetrating power as an attacking force dwindled tremendously.

dechandel:
Yesh
The one she can spend just few mins making..
The one she can pull while the baby is finding his/her way out

Ok.. It sounds logical.

Lol @pull while baby is finding its way.. But I thought the head is normally covered with shower cap or whatever doctors call it..

Shokis:
Yes
Pregnant woman don't like siting for hours making normal braids, but this braid can be done in less than 45 mins

Oh OK. Sounds logical enough.

dechandel:
Maternity braids

Is there a special kind of braid for pregnant women?

I ll go for number 2..

The 1st wheel was rolled anticlockwise which going by logic, I believe should roll the second wheel clockwise, which in turn rolls the 3rd wheel anticlockwise again.

The belt connecting the 3rd and 4th wheel rolls the 4th wheel clockwise which in turn, rolls the 5th anticlockwise.

This effect continues throughout the whole system, save for the few instances where the belt was twisted, and this makes the next wheel to maintain the same direction of motion as the wheel before it. I..e clockwise clockwise ....or anticlockwise anticlockwise

We continue that way till we get to the last wheel right before the numbers, which spins anticlockwise, thus pointing fingers at number 2.

This ref is a bastarrrd.. What da hell is wrong with him and his silly yellow cards?

If you get yellow fever, you no know road to clinic.

blackjack21:
Omadioha is busy tonight. Please tell him to try again later.


Hala madrid



22:02:13
Sun, Mar 22, 2015

Correct guy.

Hala Madrid.

softapple:
hw much do u hav to bet?

Abeg keep your money. Before I go chop your money make you begin cry for my ear.

OkeEsibe:
JESUS ABEG HELP BARCA OOOO

E NR EASY....I DEY FEAR 4 PIQUE

You never see anything yet.

By the time we start with una proper, you go call amadioha for back-up.

Jesus ko, olodumare nii.

Ewwwww. Bale, how da hell did you miss that?

Ojoorrrroooooooo

That was ffuckiing legit goal.

Oh my

Who saw that Marcelo flick?

Barca una go hear ween today.
HeHe

We ain't started yet.

Geofavor:
wow! I like your mindset!
Do you also have a proper understanding of physics nd chemistry?

I don't like chemistry cos it has little to do with logic and more with having a retentive memory which I find kinda boring, but I know what its about though.

Physics is like maths. Only in this case, you ll need a lot more logical power and of course know how to play with numbers.

In summary... Chemistry is all about elements, how they react and why they react in certain ways. Chemistry is basically a story/ life history in which Elements are the main characters.

Physics is all about observing the laid down rules set by nature and interpreting them. You don't make your own rules in physics, all you do is interpret nature's rules.

That's all I can say at the surface level for now.Trying to give you a PROPER insight into physics at the deeper level will take a lot of epistles, time and strength. And that kind of time is unfortunately what I couldn't afford right now.

Get Ss1 physics notes,textbooks and study them again cos I've come to realize that in most cases, the problem stems from not having a proper grip of the basics. It works,trust me.

Godluck.

Let's use the below example to derive(create) a formula that ll solve all 'How many Numbers are missing' problems.

2,4,6,8...30

From our earlier observation, we observed that;

1.. The last number divided by the first number gives the total number.

2.. The total number minus the revealed number gives the missing number..

Therefore; Let the Last number be called L.
Let the first number be called F..
Let the revealed number be called R.
Let the missing number be called M.

Now, You do remeber that The Last number (L) divided by the first number (F) always gives the total numbers which we now subtract the revealed numbers (R) from to get the missing numbers( M) right?

Since the above observation is correct, our formula will be mathematically represented as;

L/F - R = M

Let solve an example to shed more light.
Eg... 2,4,6,8...30

L= 30
F=2
R= 5
We don't know M.

So we say.... L/F - R = M ; ..... 30/2 - 5 = M .

30/ 2 is 15 ....and 15 - 5 = 10. So M is 10.

Another example.... 20,40,..180 ... How many numbers are missing..

L= 180
F= 20
R= 3

L/F - R = M .. 180/20 - 3 = M .

180/ 20 is 9.. And 9 - 3 = M ..

So M is 6..

Keep doing it for thousands of other examples and it will keep working.. That's how you observe and create what we call a mathematical formula.

Hope I've been able to in my own little way made you relate to what those scary formulas you see are all about. How they come about from obersvation. What maths as a subject does at the basic level.

If you have questions to ask, don't hesitate. I ll reply when chanced.

Good luck.

KillerBeauty:
I'm following. Thanks bro
More insight please this is getting interesting

Creating a mathematical formula is all about observation..

Now if you notice or rather, observe these examples;
2,4,6,8...... 30
5,10,.... 55
3,6,9,......33
10,20,30,40.... 200

They all have one thing in common which is constant(doesn't change) . Its this--- Once you divide the last number by the first, you ll get the total number of numbers, both revealed and missing..

Eg..
2,4,6,8....30 .... 30/2= 15(total numbers)... AND I only revealed 5..

So now we know they are 15 numbers in total but I know only 5 of them. Using logic, it isn't hard to figure that the missing numbers are 10 in number given the fact that 15-5 is 10..

OR you could look at it this way..
Missing + Revealed = Total numbers
X + 5 = 15
So, what plus 5 will give 15.. Its 10..

Same goes for 10,20,30,... 200.

200/10= 20..

There are 20 numbers in total but I only revealed 4 of them. If I know only 4 numbers out of 20, then the missing numbers should be 20-4= 16..

OR... X + 4 = 20 .. What plus 4 will give 20?

OK,that's pretty much that.

I know you might ask-What if I come across a problem that this method doesn't work on?

Well, that's the beauty of mathematics. It will work for every single one of them because of something called a constant. They symbol is K..

Let me explain what I mean; So far the rate at which the numbers keep increasing is kept at constant, it will work for all.

2,6,8,10... They all increase uniformly by a factor of 2..
5,10,15,20.... They all increase uniformly by a factor of 5 constantly..
10,20,30,40... All keep increasing by a factor of 10 constantly..
12,24,36,48,60... All keep increasing by 12 uniformly..

Like I said earlier, so far the constant rule is obeyed, the method will work for all such problems. Even if there's one billion of them. That's one of the many beauty of mathematics..

In the next post, you ll see how to create a pretty basic mathematical formula just from simple observation.

Beautywize:
pls post it 2 my whatsapp line 08175917374

Only if there was a way I could whatsapp you without revealing my number. Iam a pretty private person.

This is a breakdown of your details though...

Middle name.. Aminatu
State of origin.... Oyo
L.G.A... Ibadan central.

Fist choice ..... University of Lagos
Second Choice..... Yaba Tech

Use of English..... 57
Government..... 55
Mathematics.... 60
Economics.... 64...

Beautywize:
congrats hw

Didn't you see the screenshot I posted? Your phone doesn't display images?

Anyway, the score is 236.

Beautywize:
a kindhearted person shuld pls check 4 me 55441538CF

Iam not kind hearted but congrats.

pussyphilia:
Sweetie, why the hate nau? We love SA ladies because they are good both in and outa bed. We ain't saying that you are crazy about us. Rather, we come for you because u are good and we love you. Or is it a crime for a man to go for what he loves??

No offense @bolded, but you should speak for yasef biko.

PunkyOh:
Tsk tsk tsk. Some of you are just hilarious. "Keep trooping to our backyard" over a FORUM? Do some of you actually see that as some achievement or something? An average South African would rather die than "troop" to ANYONE's backyard. We don't care about America, Britain & we definitely don't care about Nigeria either.This is a public forum on a worlwide web & requires no visa or passport to register. It's free. Do you think we'll be here if they charged foreigners for registration? The answer is hell to da no because there isn't much to make us fork out cash just to be here. We're here because we don't have to stand on queues, spend money etc, except a few MBs which don't even amount to much compared to how much you guys spend to literally troop to other people's backyards.

Do you have comprehension problem or what? Well, maybe you're just deliberately ignorant.

My time has too much value to be wasted on someone who doesn't know that 'troop backyard' as used in that context was meant to be an idiomatic expression.

I do hope this will be the last time you ll quote me cos honestly, it irritates the hell out of me when people with serious comprehension problem and deliberate ignorance poke me.

Do have a nice day.

MduZA:
if you knew how internet works,you would never question the availability of non Nigerians on this forum..nobody is here to seek for an asylum....more importantly if you people were not making mockery of other countries here,I don't think that there would have been foreigners bothering you ,you sound more xenophobic hence you are pointing fingers at her...

And here comes another with serious comprehension problem. I really don't know how you reason as a person but let me break it down for you. Iam not against non Nigerians being on this forum, as a matter of fact, a non Nigerian is a super moderator on this forum and almost everybody, including myself thinks she's cool.

The only problem I have is what a non Nigerian who claims to despise them so much is doing on a Nigerian forum.

Bla bla bla. How many Nigerians have you seen making mockery of other countries asides it being a ripple effect of the fact that we were dissed first?

We are the most populous black nation but many Nigerians do you see on other African forums? That should tell you how much an average Nigerians doesn't give a ffuck , unlike you lots who keep trooping our backyard and claim you still hate us.

I guess we are like sugar. We give diabetes but you still can't help it.

Now dude, I ll really appreciate if you could get the ffuck outta my face.

Danhumprey:
You took a break indeed!

I hear you.


Oya,how you see the upcoming El Classico?

How am I seeing El classic ke? You no hear wetin Oracle talk ?

MrDojo:
Bro thank u.....d@ wat I waz tryin to tell r.......well said

Yea.

And if I were you, I ll stop replying that Gina whatever. Its an alternate monicker belonging to a Coward, a bigot with serious mental issues.

Cheers.

GinaKing:
i dnt hate nigerians,we r all africans at de end of the day,but i just dnt understand why u ppl cant b normal like other ppl.its like frm day one of school,yol r taught crime and nonsense.and by de way i wil nt take time to do proper pantuation coz its not necessary,or m i writing an exam or bzns letter here?m i gona get profit wen m done?ag man.i registered on this forum coz i like it,and i commented to a thread which i wanted to comment on.nothing personal.and i wil nt leave nl bcoz of u,i wil keep being active like everybody else,unless seun burns me oooo

Bla bla bla. I don't hate Nigerians. We are all Africans bla bla. Oh puhlease, save me the Martin Luther speech. I have eyes,a brain, I can also read and understand so like i said, save me all the speech. I know a hyena when I see one.

The only thing I want you to understand is that no one give 2 ffucks about what you think, so save your advice. Take me as an example; I still don't know if you even exist.

And its obvious you are very ignorant, so I ll rather not waste my time trying to educate you on how so wrong your perception of Nigerians is. I wouldn't be caught dead trying to put sense into someone who obviously has mental issues. For wetin nah, am I mad?

Vickybee:
[b]80% of Nigerian guys have an inferiority complex[/b]and they don't have any option than to claim a mere hallucination.

Check it. Most of them that make those claims are usually ugly.

For me, I prefer foreign guys especially Ghanaians black adonis.

The one thing I love about statistics----- everyone can pull one outta their @ss, so far the hand can go deep enough..

80% percent of Nigerian men have what?

Madam, I don't know if you really know what inferior complex means, but the same set of people cannot have inferior complex and still be accused of being cocky. It doesn't add up.

Somebody with inferior complex cannot be cocky.. Why? Because he/she think he/she is inferior.

So Madam, feel free to throw expletives at Nigerian men but do it with at least the right word. We deserve to know what we are being accused of, don't we?