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Q: How did carbon propose to Hydrogen? A: With a "carbonkneel".... aww. So cute Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium? A: Na .. Lol |
Q: What animal is made up of calcium, nickel and neon? A: A CaNiNe Q: What weapon can you make from the elements potassium, nickel and iron? A: A KNiFe. |
Q: Why did the white furry bear dissolve in water? A: Because it was polar... Q: What do you call a periodic table with gold missing? A: "Au revoir" ... hahaha |
Q: Why did Chlorine's sisters Boron and Carbon lock her in the closet? A: Because she was too attractive! .. lol Q: Why did Carbon marry Hydrogen? A: They bonded well from the minute they met. |
Q: Why did the noble gas cry? A: Because all his friends argon.... Awwww Q: What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver? A: SWAG... ![]() |
Florence Flask was getting ready for the opera. All of a sudden, she screamed: "Erlenmeyer, my joules! Somebody has stolen my joules!" The husband replied, "Calm down, honey. We'll find a solution.".... hahaha ![]() Titanium is a most amorous metal. When it gets hot, it'll combine with anything.... lol Old chemists never die, they just stop reacting. lol Q:When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response? A:C over lambda....... ![]() |
EroticAngelina:In Sheldon Cooper's voice --- I can see you're having a nice time.. [img]http://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/bigbangtheory/images/d/d3/Sheldon_on_the_couch.jpg/revision/latest/thumbnail-down/width/340/height/340?cb=20100511171409&format=webp[/img] |
1... Q:Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber? A:To reduce his carbon footprint. 2.. Q:What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A:One molar solution... hahaha 3.. A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you," The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through." Lwkmd 4.. Q:What do you call a clown who's in jail? A:A silicon.... lol |
1... Q:What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar? A:OH SNaP! 2.. Neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge"... 3.. Q:What do you do with a dead chemist? A:Barium .. 4.. Q:What did one ion say to the other? A:I've got my ion you.... |
1... As an ion chromatography chemist I made this one up: Anions aren't negative, they're just misunderstood. 2... The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The chemist see the glass completely full, half in the liquid state and half in the vapor state. 3.. Q:What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A:A ferrous wheel. 4.. Q:If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? A:H2O cubed. |
1... Two chemists go into a restaurant. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died..... 2.... Q:What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium? A:HeHe ...lol 3... Q:Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar? A:He got Avogadro's number! 4... A proton and a neutron are walking down the street. The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it." The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive." |
[color=#1980BC]I was perusing through pages on the net when I came across this site that had quite a number of chemistry jokes that had me loling. I thought I should share. Some will find it funny and some will not(sense of humor differs from human human--I guess).. If you didn't get a joke,you can ask and someone will explain it. Just look at it as another fun way of learning.. I ll be posting them in 4's... Who says nerds gat no jokes. ... ********** 1.. Don't trust atoms, they make up everything. 2.. Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium? He just couldn't put it down. 3... Asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite… He said NaBrO ..... hahaha ![]() 4.. Helium walks into a bar, The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here." Helium doesn't react..... Lol [/color] |
Lalasticlala,erm move this thing to science and technology na. I told you since yesterday na. ![]() Edit: My bad. I initially spelt the name wrongly. That's probably why you didn't get the mention. Help me move am when you see this. |
Darkrebel666:Na wa oh. I thought it was just one verse. Seems you got a stan who wants to remain anonymous. @bolded.. Lmao.. ![]() |
Lothario:These ho*s ain't loyal.
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YoungDaNaval:[color=#1980BC]No latest jare. I no dey too dey online these days plus this section con dry like kpekere. Nothing much happening. [/color] |
Leopantro:[color=#1980BC]I believe 200yrs was just an estimate. However, if I were to bet on what the source of our extinction MIGHT be, I wouldn't bet on climate change given the fact alot measures are being put in place today to totally go green. Except of course the climate change being referred to here, has nothing to do with our gaseous pollution, but some powerful sudden galactical climatic shift somewhere in the cosmos we never contributed to in the first place. If I were to bet, I ll bet on something from space- asteroid, powerful radioactive rays that can break through earth's electro-magnetic field..e..t..c It was only when i started watching/ reading on what happens in space that I truly came to believe its indeed a miracle that humans have even survived this long. The stuffs that have been keeping/still keeps us safe from the ever threating dangers all over 'Space' is just amazing . [/color] |
Na wa oh. Person just come here, copy darkrebel entire verse go use battle another person. Biting really get grade. This one pass Dracula. Only God knows how many people visit here to steal lines. |
YoungDaNaval:Guy, I dey fine. How your side? Long time. This one wey you remember here today. |
Ooops.. Wrong section. I meant to post this on science and technology, not Fashion. Lalalastica.. Abeg help me move am. |
[color=#1980BC]This is what one of the worlds best Physicist, or Astrophysicist if you choose to call him so, has to say about our future and survival as humans on the very planet we call home(Earth).... [/color] π: If humanity is to survive long-term, it must find a way to get off planet Earth ? and fast, according to famed astrophysicist Stephen Hawking.http://m.space.com/8924-stephen-hawking-humanity-won-survive-leaving-earth.html |
tosyne2much:[color=#1980BC] Let's also be practical here-- 1... How many multiple pierced or tattooed ladies have you met? 2.. And how did they behave towards you? I know why I am asking cos knowing Nigerians for who we are, We can generalize and stereotype people just by looks. Isn't it the same country where guys with braided hair,guys on dreads are seen as irresponsible? You started your post using the phrase 'Personally speaking', so I believe you must have had an encounter with one, or encounters with many since you generalized. It brings us back to my question. How many multiple pierced/tattooed ladies have you met? How did they behave? That ll be a good start[/color] |
lanicky:That's why I always advice ladies to stop wearing pant... Cos that way, his charms wont work. But they won't listen. ![]() |
dj5naira:You dumb brah.. reason you dnt see rhymes in ksslibs lyrics/... a nigga with low IQ should stop claiming critics/ Cos when my beating leave ya 'beyond physical recognition' u might start blaming spirits/! |
makazona:Thats good to know. |
[img]http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTRgZP2TCLbapf_xDohS3yihIfAzfUQKBPWWkJ9m31iWhI7W_d7[/img] [color=#1980BC] [b]1. Use mental pictures Have you ever tried to remember something through visualization? Complex mathematical formulas are particularly hard to remember. Instead of memorizing them, you can break them into smaller components, and try to imagine them as part of a graph. 2. Metaphors/analogies Metaphors are used to relate two things that are not, in fact, related. When you learn something new, try to think of similar concepts. The idea is that, by creating metaphors, you will understand new concepts by seeing them through understandable vantage points. You can learn an abstract process by comparing it to a more common event. For instance, you can compare derivatives to the speedometer on your car. Use metaphors that you can easily understand and relate to. 3. Pegging This tactic is used to memorize complex numbers; it’s mostly used by mental magicians. The basic idea of pegging is to attach digits to specific consonants. For example: 1=s 3=k, and 9=r. These consonants will form a jumble of letters. Insert a vowel between them to form nouns. This tactic will help you to remember big numbers. 4. Use diagrams Recent research shows that drawing improves your concentration. If you are in class, and bored out of your mind, you should draw diagrams. Draw something that is related to the subject you are learning. Doing so will keep boredom at bay, and increase your concentration. 5. Teach someone else What did you learn in class? If you can explain it to somebody else, your brain will create connections that will improve your understanding. Teaching will also force you to break down complex concepts; a step that will further increase your comprehension of the subject. 6. Avoid taking rigid notes When taking notes, make them interesting. Better yet, you should write your ideas in connections and branches. Adding your personal thoughts and diagrams will make the notes easier to understand. 7. Dig a foundation Have you ever noticed that early subjects seem easier once you advance in them? For instance, algebra looks like child’s play once you start learning calculus. Advancing in a subject means that you will struggle to understand the newer material. However, the old material will seem easier by comparison. 8. Visceralization This tactic differs greatly from visualization. When you learn by visceralization, you create an experience by combining feeling, texture, image, and sound. Basically, you need to take an abstract thing and make it tangible. How do you do this? Start by forming relationships between different ideas and putting them on paper. Imagine what a certain concept would feel, smell, and sound like. Use your imagination to come up with different sights, textures, smells, and sounds for different concepts. Do these tactics work? Scott H. Young swears by them. He claims to have aced his university finals by studying less. Some of his customers have also improved their learning techniques significantly. For instance, one student experienced a 75% study time reduction, and improved his grades. Another one used a single technique and managed to stop failing mathematics and chemistry. In fact, the student started scoring in the eightieth percentile. Since many people have benefited from ‘Learn More, Study Less‘, you should give it a try. You could be using all your time to study, yet you have little to show for it. Cramming is an inefficient learning technique that takes up a lot of time.[/b] [/color] Stolen: http://accredited-onlinecolleges.info/learn-study-less-efficient-way-improve-grades/ |
I read this nice article online today and felt i should share, since it listed about 2-3 of my most effective learning techniques. It might help somebody. .:[/b] [/color] |
I won't swear for whoever coined that riddle-- I promise I won't.But its a very big insult to intelligence and iam surprised that only few pointed that out. WTF is Hold On Till Father leaves? I mean, aren't riddles /brain teasers normally based on facts---something everyone can identify it? Like physics,chemistry,standard English,literature..maths e..t..c How many people have ever heard or seen something like HOTFL before? Is it even standard English? I have never seen it before. After stressing myself for long,i finally gave up and began scrolling to view the answer, only to see HOTFL.. ![]() Why must it be father sef? Why isn't it --- Hold on till frank leaves. Frank is her elder brother. Why not--- Hold on till Felicia Leaves.. Felicia is her sister. Why not-- Hold on Till Friday,Love.. Abeg this riddle is flawed jare. |
daisyella:Yeah right!! No be only obvious. Even after the cat's position was revealed by that lady, I still had trouble looking for the cat in the real image. ![]() People and wickedness sha. How can you tell us to pin point the position of an obviously under-fed,kwashiorkor looking cat in a pile of junk probably 2kilometers wide and 30feet high? . Pls, there are other ways to channel anger online.Creamish, its either you are cat too with very sharp eyes or na you throway the cat there. ![]() |
Creamish:https://www.outsidethebeltway.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/obama-frown.jpg |
007Bruce:What? |
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