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EducationRe: Funny/witty Chemistry Jokes!! by Ksslib(op): 6:37pm On Feb 26, 2015
Q: How did carbon propose to Hydrogen?
A: With a "carbonkneel".... aww. So cute

Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium?
A: Na .. Lol
EducationRe: Funny/witty Chemistry Jokes!! by Ksslib(op): 6:35pm On Feb 26, 2015
Q: What animal is made up of calcium, nickel and neon?
A: A CaNiNe

Q: What weapon can you make from the elements potassium, nickel and iron?
A: A KNiFe.
EducationRe: Funny/witty Chemistry Jokes!! by Ksslib(op): 6:34pm On Feb 26, 2015
Q: Why did the white furry bear dissolve in water?
A: Because it was polar...

Q: What do you call a periodic table with gold missing?
A: "Au revoir" ... hahaha
EducationRe: Funny/witty Chemistry Jokes!! by Ksslib(op): 6:32pm On Feb 26, 2015
Q: Why did Chlorine's sisters Boron and Carbon lock her in the closet?
A: Because she was too attractive! .. lol

Q: Why did Carbon marry Hydrogen?
A: They bonded well from the minute they met.
EducationRe: Funny/witty Chemistry Jokes!! by Ksslib(op): 6:27pm On Feb 26, 2015
Q: Why did the noble gas cry?
A: Because all his friends argon.... Awwww

Q: What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver?
A: SWAG... cool
EducationRe: Funny/witty Chemistry Jokes!! by Ksslib(op): 6:06pm On Feb 26, 2015
Florence Flask was getting ready for the opera. All of a sudden, she screamed: "Erlenmeyer, my joules! Somebody has stolen my joules!" The husband replied, "Calm down, honey. We'll find a solution.".... hahaha grin

Titanium is a most amorous metal. When it gets hot, it'll combine with anything.... lol

Old chemists never die, they just stop reacting. lol

Q:When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?
A:C over lambda....... grin
EducationRe: Funny/witty Chemistry Jokes!! by Ksslib(op): 6:01pm On Feb 26, 2015
EducationRe: Funny/witty Chemistry Jokes!! by Ksslib(op): 5:52pm On Feb 26, 2015
1... Q:Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?
A:To reduce his carbon footprint.

2.. Q:What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A:One molar solution... hahaha

3.. A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you," The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through." Lwkmd

4.. Q:What do you call a clown who's in jail?
A:A silicon.... lol
EducationRe: Funny/witty Chemistry Jokes!! by Ksslib(op): 5:50pm On Feb 26, 2015
1... Q:What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?
A:OH SNaP!

2.. Neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge"...

3.. Q:What do you do with a dead chemist?
A:Barium ..

4.. Q:What did one ion say to the other?
A:I've got my ion you....
EducationRe: Funny/witty Chemistry Jokes!! by Ksslib(op): 5:47pm On Feb 26, 2015
1... As an ion chromatography chemist I made this one up:
Anions aren't negative, they're just misunderstood.

2... The optimist sees the glass half full.
The pessimist sees the glass half empty.
The chemist see the glass completely full, half in the liquid state and half in the vapor state.

3.. Q:What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A:A ferrous wheel.

4.. Q:If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A:H2O cubed.
EducationRe: Funny/witty Chemistry Jokes!! by Ksslib(op): 5:43pm On Feb 26, 2015
1... Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."
The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.....

2.... Q:What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
A:HeHe ...lol

3... Q:Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?
A:He got Avogadro's number!

4... A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."
The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
EducationFunny/witty Chemistry Jokes!! by Ksslib(op): 5:40pm On Feb 26, 2015
[color=#1980BC]I was perusing through pages on the net when I came across this site that had quite a number of chemistry jokes that had me loling. I thought I should share.

Some will find it funny and some will not(sense of humor differs from human human--I guess)..

If you didn't get a joke,you can ask and someone will explain it. Just look at it as another fun way of learning..

I ll be posting them in 4's...

Who says nerds gat no jokes. cheesy...

**********

1.. Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.

2.. Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn't put it down.

3... Asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…
He said NaBrO ..... hahaha grin

4.. Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react..... Lol [/color]
Science/TechnologyRe: Humans Have Less Than 200yrs To Survive On Earth--- Stephen Hawking by Ksslib(op):
Lalasticlala,erm move this thing to science and technology na. I told you since yesterday na. angry

Edit: My bad. I initially spelt the name wrongly. That's probably why you didn't get the mention.

Help me move am when you see this.
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Ksslib(m): 2:01pm On Feb 26, 2015
Darkrebel666:
not just one but Two ..

I'm starting to think it was goshikid that bit the two verses from here to post on that forum cos he has been trying to famz me since the act was unearthed ..
Na wa oh. I thought it was just one verse. Seems you got a stan who wants to remain anonymous.

@bolded.. Lmao.. grin
RomanceRe: Help My Parents Arrested My Girlfriend by Ksslib(m): 11:40pm On Feb 25, 2015
Lothario:
Last week I got into a fight with a guy because he
took my girlfriend number in my presence nd was
beat up real bad worst of all my girlfriend went with
the guy
These ho*s ain't loyal.

Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Ksslib(m): 11:17pm On Feb 25, 2015
YoungDaNaval:
Lol bross I dey ooh! I dan miss una like die oooh! Any latest for me?
[color=#1980BC]No latest jare. I no dey too dey online these days plus this section con dry like kpekere. Nothing much happening. [/color]
Science/TechnologyRe: Humans Have Less Than 200yrs To Survive On Earth--- Stephen Hawking by Ksslib(op):
Leopantro:
I accept his premise. however, Why 200 years? if in regards to the complications of climate change then 200 years is just right. if due to annihilation by other beings, that's long overdue.
[color=#1980BC]I believe 200yrs was just an estimate. However, if I were to bet on what the source of our extinction MIGHT be, I wouldn't bet on climate change given the fact alot measures are being put in place today to totally go green. Except of course the climate change being referred to here, has nothing to do with our gaseous pollution, but some powerful sudden galactical climatic shift somewhere in the cosmos we never contributed to in the first place.

If I were to bet, I ll bet on something from space- asteroid, powerful radioactive rays that can break through earth's electro-magnetic field..e..t..c

It was only when i started watching/ reading on what happens in space that I truly came to believe its indeed a miracle that humans have even survived this long. The stuffs that have been keeping/still keeps us safe from the ever threating dangers all over 'Space' is just amazing . [/color]
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Ksslib(m): 8:56pm On Feb 25, 2015
Na wa oh. Person just come here, copy darkrebel entire verse go use battle another person.

Biting really get grade. This one pass Dracula.

Only God knows how many people visit here to steal lines.
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Ksslib(m): 8:53pm On Feb 25, 2015
YoungDaNaval:
Ooh! Now I know who you are. Iceprickk ba? Good! I've been given a month break offshore. So am fully back, and I go worry you like craw craw for one month. Na you go beg at last sha.




Coogar Ksslib lagunna Gladys Fuckyouhard and co. How una dey?
Guy, I dey fine. How your side?

Long time. This one wey you remember here today.
Science/TechnologyRe: Humans Have Less Than 200yrs To Survive On Earth--- Stephen Hawking by Ksslib(op):
Ooops.. Wrong section.

I meant to post this on science and technology, not Fashion.

Lalalastica.. Abeg help me move am.
Science/TechnologyHumans Have Less Than 200yrs To Survive On Earth--- Stephen Hawking by Ksslib(op): 8:38pm On Feb 25, 2015
[color=#1980BC]This is what one of the worlds best Physicist, or Astrophysicist if you choose to call him so, has to say about our future and survival as humans on the very planet we call home(Earth).... [/color]

π: If humanity is to survive long-term, it must find a way to get off planet Earth ? and fast, according to famed astrophysicist Stephen Hawking.

In fact, human beings may have less than 200 years to figure out how to escape our planet, Hawking said in a recent interview with video site Big Think. Otherwise our species could be at risk for extinction, he said.

"It will be difficult enough to avoid disaster in the next hundred years, let alone the next thousand or million," Hawking said. "Our only chance of long-term survival is not to remain inward-looking on planet Earth, but to spread out into space."

Humans stuck on Earth are at risk from two kinds of catastrophes, Hawking said. First, the kind we bring on ourselves, such as possible devastating impacts from climate change, or nuclear or biological warfare.
A number of cosmic phenomena could spell our demise, too. An asteroid could slam into Earth, killing large swaths of the population and rendering the planet uninhabitable. Or a supernova or gamma-ray burst near our spot in the Milky Way could prove ruinous for life on Earth.

Life on Earth could even be threatened by an extraterrestrial civilization, Hawking has pointed out on his Discovery Channel television series, "Into the Universe with Stephen Hawking."
Dangerous aliens may want to take over the planet to use its resources for themselves, he said in the series. It would be safer for the survival of our species if we had people living on other worlds as a backup plan, Hawking proposed.

"The human race shouldn't have all its eggs in one basket, or on one planet," he told Big Think. "Let's hope we can avoid dropping the basket until we have spread the load."
http://m.space.com/8924-stephen-hawking-humanity-won-survive-leaving-earth.html
RomanceRe: Why Are Most Tattooed Nigerian Ladies Aggressively Rude, Unreliable&Promiscuous? by Ksslib(m):
tosyne2much:


Ladies and gentlemen, let's be practical here

Why are most Nigerian ladies with tattoo and multiple piercing somewhat rude, ill-mannered and promiscuous in nature ?
[color=#1980BC] Let's also be practical here-- 1... How many multiple pierced or tattooed ladies have you met?

2.. And how did they behave towards you?

I know why I am asking cos knowing Nigerians for who we are, We can generalize and stereotype people just by looks. Isn't it the same country where guys with braided hair,guys on dreads are seen as irresponsible?

You started your post using the phrase 'Personally speaking', so I believe you must have had an encounter with one, or encounters with many since you generalized.

It brings us back to my question. How many multiple pierced/tattooed ladies have you met? How did they behave?

That ll be a good start[/color]
RomanceRe: Suprising Traits Men Who Cheat Have In Common. by Ksslib(m):
lanicky:
5) If people often observe "He could charm the pant off any1" he may be doing just dat with u too undecided
That's why I always advice ladies to stop wearing pant... Cos that way, his charms wont work.

But they won't listen. undecided
Rap BattlesRe: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Ksslib(m):
dj5naira:
You didn't hear me? I say I flay ribs Gimmick/ treat ya fuckups from where u are and make ur gay crib clinic?/
Your lies "doesn't rhyme" like most of Ksslib's lyrics/
You dumb brah.. reason you dnt see rhymes in ksslibs lyrics/... a nigga with low IQ should stop claiming critics/
Cos when my beating leave ya 'beyond physical recognition' u might start blaming spirits/!
EducationRe: This Is How To Learn More & Study Less!! by Ksslib(op):
makazona:
i agree.they work for me
Thats good to know.
EducationRe: This Is How To Learn More & Study Less!! by Ksslib(op): 12:24pm On Feb 20, 2015
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[color=#1980BC] [b]1. Use mental pictures

Have you ever tried to remember something through visualization? Complex mathematical formulas are particularly hard to remember. Instead of memorizing them, you can break them into smaller components, and try to imagine them as part of a graph.

2. Metaphors/analogies

Metaphors are used to relate two things that are not, in fact, related. When you learn something new, try to think of similar concepts. The idea is that, by creating metaphors, you will understand new concepts by seeing them through understandable vantage points. You can learn an abstract process by comparing it to a more common event. For instance, you can compare derivatives to the speedometer on your car. Use metaphors that you can easily understand and relate to.

3. Pegging

This tactic is used to memorize complex numbers; it’s mostly used by mental magicians. The basic idea of pegging is to attach digits to specific consonants. For example: 1=s 3=k, and 9=r. These consonants will form a jumble of letters. Insert a vowel between them to form nouns. This tactic will help you to remember big numbers.

4. Use diagrams

Recent research shows that drawing improves your concentration. If you are in class, and bored out of your mind, you should draw diagrams. Draw something that is related to the subject you are learning. Doing so will keep boredom at bay, and increase your concentration.

5. Teach someone else

What did you learn in class? If you can explain it to somebody else, your brain will create connections that will improve your understanding. Teaching will also force you to break down complex concepts; a step that will further increase your comprehension of the subject.

6. Avoid taking rigid notes

When taking notes, make them interesting. Better yet, you should write your ideas in connections and branches. Adding your personal thoughts and diagrams will make the notes easier to understand.

7. Dig a foundation

Have you ever noticed that early subjects seem easier once you advance in them? For instance, algebra looks like child’s play once you start learning calculus. Advancing in a subject means that you will struggle to understand the newer material. However, the old material will seem easier by comparison.

8. Visceralization

This tactic differs greatly from visualization. When you learn by visceralization, you create an experience by combining feeling, texture, image, and sound. Basically, you need to take an abstract thing and make it tangible. How do you do this? Start by forming relationships between different ideas and putting them on paper. Imagine what a certain concept would feel, smell, and sound like. Use your imagination to come up with different sights, textures, smells, and sounds for different concepts.

Do these tactics work?

Scott H. Young swears by them. He claims to have aced his university finals by studying less. Some of his customers have also improved their learning techniques significantly. For instance, one student experienced a 75% study time reduction, and improved his grades. Another one used a single technique and managed to stop failing mathematics and chemistry. In fact, the student started scoring in the eightieth percentile.

Since many people have benefited from ‘Learn More, Study Less‘, you should give it a try. You could be using all your time to study, yet you have little to show for it. Cramming is an inefficient learning technique that takes up a lot of time.[/b] [/color]


Stolen: http://accredited-onlinecolleges.info/learn-study-less-efficient-way-improve-grades/
EducationThis Is How To Learn More & Study Less!! by Ksslib(op): 12:21pm On Feb 20, 2015
I read this nice article online today and felt i should share, since it listed about 2-3 of my most effective learning techniques. It might help somebody.

.:
[b][color=#1980BC]Did you know that it is possible to learn more from less studying? It seems implausible, but many people have aced their exams by studying less. Here are some facts that you probably didn’t know:

Smart people use a different learning strategy; they are not just gifted.
Your grades could improve if you did less studying.
You can train yourself to be smart.

How is any of this possible?

The key to learning more by studying less, according to Scott H. Young, is holistic learning. What is it? Basically, holistic learning is the opposite of cramming. When you cram, you fill your head with information, hoping that you will remember it later. Memorization treats the brain like a computer filing system. In holistic learning, you learn by making a connection between ideas. It’s actually a lot messier than it sounds because information is not filed away in neat boxes. Instead, it’s made into a web of interweaved concepts. This type of learning is closer to how the human brain works: which makes it a complete success.

How else can you learn by making connections? Here are several tactics that you can use to connect your ideas together..
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Forum GamesRe: Only For Genius [photo] by Ksslib(m): 6:17pm On Feb 15, 2015
I won't swear for whoever coined that riddle-- I promise I won't.But its a very big insult to intelligence and iam surprised that only few pointed that out.

WTF is Hold On Till Father leaves? I mean, aren't riddles /brain teasers normally based on facts---something everyone can identify it? Like physics,chemistry,standard English,literature..maths e..t..c

How many people have ever heard or seen something like HOTFL before? Is it even standard English? I have never seen it before.

After stressing myself for long,i finally gave up and began scrolling to view the answer, only to see HOTFL.. sad

Why must it be father sef? Why isn't it --- Hold on till frank leaves. Frank is her elder brother.

Why not--- Hold on till Felicia Leaves.. Felicia is her sister.

Why not-- Hold on Till Friday,Love..

Abeg this riddle is flawed jare.
Forum GamesRe: Find The Cat by Ksslib(m): 4:45pm On Feb 15, 2015
daisyella:
Once you see it, it'll seem so obvious and you won't be able to believe it took you so long!
Yeah right!! No be only obvious. Even after the cat's position was revealed by that lady, I still had trouble looking for the cat in the real image. lipsrsealed

People and wickedness sha. How can you tell us to pin point the position of an obviously under-fed,kwashiorkor looking cat in a pile of junk probably 2kilometers wide and 30feet high? huh . Pls, there are other ways to channel anger online.

Creamish, its either you are cat too with very sharp eyes or na you throway the cat there. angry
Forum GamesRe: Find The Cat by Ksslib(m): 4:17pm On Feb 15, 2015
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank-- Audio/vocal Lounge 2.0 by Ksslib(m): 1:30pm On Feb 15, 2015
007Bruce:
kslib
What?

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