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She'll eaten by Northerners..after she's owned In the cypher/
Put her in Mallam's plate..like Tuwo Shinkafa!/

I grew up in the north... so these lines really got to me.. Hahaha. I just pictured those ab0kis eating tuwo shinkafa no knowing its teddy. Lmao

MizMyColi:

Don't act all ignorant here, like you don't know what she's on about.

Granted. Your post's on point.
But you might wanna add an addendum pointing to the glaring fact that some blokes do all they can to impress a lady and then begin to reveal their fake a55ness after punanny goal or whatever their mission, might have been accomplished.

Those points she listed are valid.
While I agree that a woman shouldn't expect the fire or chase to last for eternity, there ought to be a silent decision by both parties to do their best.

It's utterly useless starting what you can't finish.

In the words of Jesus of Nazareth, if I had the opportunity to talk to my future partner right now, I'd be like "Come to me as you are"


"If you're not the calling calling type, if you're the always busy kind, however you are, if I'll love you, I'll love you."

Don't place yourself on a pedestal you cannot keep up with.

That's what causes these issues most times + our ladies' lack of discernment/good judgement.

I really don't know what you're on about, and as if quoting me out of context wasn't enough, you added an epistle to probably end the torture in grand style---- well done,you try.

You didn't see me quote the whole article or whatever, did you? I only quoted just the first, which i believe suggests I only had a disagreement with it and the other 9 do sound logical to a reasonable extent . So that leaves us with a question------- What was your speech abi na seminar for?

Madam, I know what men/ humans do to get stuff and how laid back we can become after getting such (Its in our DNA.... A law in nature). I also know what the op was on about and I disagreed with the one point out of nine I found ridiculous.

Aint my fault that you failed to get my point.

I also leave you in the word(s) of that same Jesus of Nazareth Shalom"!!

parrotibaba:
I would never look at it in that angle cos d "There r smthings out dia dat can hijack d AI" theory is fake. Why do u believe dat there r machines/aliens in other planets which r 5 times smarter dan ours? answer dis question correctly n our argument continues

That's your problem, you're not open minded atall. What makes you think they can't be aliens out there a million times smarter than humans? Answer this question correctly first.

What makes you think we humans are alone in this mighty galaxy,universe(anything you choose to call it).... That there aren't other forms of life out there monitoring us(Just like NASA is monitoring Mars) we are yet to encounter? Also answer this question correctly before we can have an intellectual discourse.

I watch lots of documentary on cosmology,what happens in outer space..e..t..c

We all know Earth is like a pin in an ocean if we were to consider the size of the whole universe. And many people, including myself believe there are many forms of life out there----same way there are humans, plants,bacteria----- diff forms of life but they all live.

Now, there was this episode I watched that suggested that there could be a planet out there made up of solely purely what we know today as machines but self conscious ones. Do you know what it means and the threat it poses to we humans if such civilization could /decides to communicates with AI ?? We are done for.... Our commands ll be rendered invalid... those machines ll do what they want and feel like. Inshort,its only better imagined..

I know it sounds fairytale like to suggest a man made machine/code could develop a mind of its own and evolve into consciousness but its only someone who attaches too much importance and omnipotence to the role mankind plays/represent in the universe that will think otherwise.

I mean, we still don't even really know what "Consciousness" means 100% as humans, so why couldn't there be a possibility that machines could have a level of deceptive consciousness we are yet to detect?

If it were impossible for machines to evolve on they own without human input, it wouldn't be an issue thats being debated on in the first place by some of the best minds on this planet.

AI is dangerous!!!! Ok, lets assume it may not develop a mind of its own but have you ever considered it being hijacked by something out there in the universe not of earthly origin? parrotibaba,ever looked at it from this angle?

That okon guy is the funniest in the whole of Naija .

koolet:
1.UNTIDINESS
once they get a girlfriend, just really let
themselves go. They stop shaving or shave
less often. They don’t exercise anymore.
They stop keeping their apartment clean.
Those kinds of things can really make me
feel like he thinks I’m one of the bros. I’m
not. We are having sex. Shave your face if
you’re not growing a beard. Hit the gym
twice a week. Clean the sink and toilet. Make
me feel like you want to keep impressing
me.

'

Bullshiit.. So because a Guy now has a GF, he automatically becomes untidy,doesn't shave,bla bla bla e..t..c ?

A Tidy person ll always be a Tidy person---Gf or no Gf.
An untidy person ll be an untidy person---Gf or no Gf.

You people should stop making ridiculous assumptions and baseless lists all in the name of ****OK forget***

laykorn:
No, brother. I didn't.
Ayamlaykorn

I don't know what's wrong but I replied long ago.

Anyway, I replied again yesterday night and if you still haven't gotten it by now, it means NL's PM reply feature has a glitch.

Emaprince:
how far,finally seen the video?

No, I haven't. There's no trace of it on the net.

Seems like someone paid Google to wipe out every trace of it from their search engine.

I know it's somewhere on the web but the name has probably been changed to something l ll never guess.

I just remembered. Laykorn,I saw that and replied.

Hope you got it sha?

Darkrebel666:
Teddybiyasi's Wake Keep

Scribbled real quick ....

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Am Maria Sharapova...I'll crack Ted with Rackets/
Shape shift to 'J-Martins'....and trap her in 'Brackets'/
Store her cranium in 'Nylon'...when i scratch her neck/
Or drop it in 'Poly'bag …… 'like Yaba Tech' !/
My bullets are Teachers... Cos they School this Rookie/ and sstupid PPussy`/
By 'unlocking her brain'..like the Movie 'Lucy' !/
If Ted steps to this...I'll pick up the pistol/
Blast off her Sandals...bleed her with fierce tools/
And Leave her 'Bare-footed' ....cos I keep it 'Celestial' /
I'll leave this shyster deceased/
"Give me her pounds of flesh"...cos am 'Shylock' with scripts/
If she craves for siesta...I'll hijack this Donkey/
And like Charlie Boy...she'll nap in the Coffin/
Dark is Aliko....Ted's a beggar on street/
Call her icekidd verses..- She's never complete/
If she swimming like Nemo...I'll barge in with cannibals/
Leave her extirpated.... Cos this Raggity Animal/ would be marred and 'Fished out'....like the 'Argungu Festival'/
'Oceanic' Grave for Ted...cos when I shoot this nigga/ and bleed her chords....with boots and slippers/
You'll find her body 'near Rivers' -.. like 'Osun Worshippers' /
Ted's a broke asss` bbitch`....she's cursed and suffering/
Am a neat rich kid....and if she comes for money/
I'll put 'the papers on her head' ....like a 'Vendor Hawking' /
I got this hamster scared/
Ted won't still 'Shine'...if she's 'Anelka's Head'/
'No Long process'....I'll get the imp clamped and punctured/
or split her with gunshots/
then grab 'Midgets and Scissors' ....and kill her with 'Shortcuts' /
If she Condoleeza 'Rice' ...I'll bring fiends and troops/
And put the glock on her... 'like its Red Hot Stew' /
Academically too...she's slow and daft/
Ted's called 'Samurai'...cos she don't know 'Jack'/
See me choking this tout/
Gagging her with Mouka ...make her foam in the mouth/
'She got mind of her own?' ....I'll
Torture her on "Twitter"...till she 'Follows the Crowd' !/
This Tattered Bastard/ is a 'religious' puppet..and if she acts unmannered/ or 'meddle in politics' ...I'll Hack and Slap her/
Then Blast her on Media...like 'Father Mbaka' !/
Like 'Tony Stark' ...I got this Orphan Dying/
Slashed her Corpse... and had it 'Covered in 'Iron'
Am a 'Yoruba' Merchant...I'll have this aging actress/ brutally wounded...by my raging archers/
Then have her Soul for my 'Shoe' ...call that Trade by 'Bata' !/
And for being a Dam....I'll have her blown in secs/
Take her to Kuvuki land ...and have her Bones Interred !! /

Lmao. This is d0pe and funny.

If this is just a diss, na im be say your main verse go be fireee.. Chai..

mikuz:
Not not really.

OK.

mikuz:
which App do you use in recording?

None actually. Just the default one that came with my phone.

Why do you ask? Yours is giving issues?

mikuz:
Ksslib?

Yes

The Op's grade suggests he has been putting effort into making sure he attains such cgpa, cos if he truly sees nothing special in first class, he wouldn't have had such in the first place.

I mean, its easy to not get first class if you want to nah. Just write rubbish in your exams and watch the points drop. Simple.

My point is, I find it strange that someone who kept studying till 400lvl to maintain a point will wake up one day and create a senseless thread that rubbishes his 4yr effort.

Abegi,the Guy is not a first class student jare. Even if he is, he attainted such feat by questionable means and he is afraid to defend the result.

Hiss. Yeye dey smell

SmooshCHN, that leaf bulb moon illusion pic was amazing. Damn, I love it.

You have a gift.

danielmichael:
My friends girl friend janet was brought to me by my very best friend

And you're still asking what you should do huh? Isn't it obvious that you're nothing but a betrayer, a snitch.

Can't even imagine myself dating ma Nigga's Girl. Smh for all these chewing gum boys sef --- youre a big disgrace to the bro code.

Since na you solve maths pass,go Prove Fermat's theorem na or solve the Music of Prime numbers so that Angelina Jolie and Amber Rose go dey drag you like egbo.. Smh

OGeeKush:
switch to speed vpn, then choose germany

nd... thank me later

No need again,I got it now.

Still thanks all the same.

Na was oh, even UFO clips no hard like this to find. I have literally turned the web upside down, still I haven't seen it.

The only link I saw the video on,appears to be broken.

I must get that video this night weda devil like am or not. Switches to desktop.

Gladyys:
I laugh at all dis b!tches in line/
Watch as my bars bring ksslib's resign/
Wit needles n thread his face'l feel dis lady's design/m savin my nine wit a stitch in time!!!
.

...
....
On a normal day, ion fuu..ck with biitches/saw ur D.p.. damn!!! you look like ugly witches/ plus you should stop talking stitches/else I separate ur stomach from waistline like boko bombing bridges/
choke the biitch with hot slaps.... leave hands marks all over.... since her body itchy/!

And listen wiiitttch...nxt time you quote this mafia... y'all gone see blood allover Gladys head... ungodly riches/!

Sokrates:
ksslib is wack but, i got time for the nigga/
gave it a lil thought, that i shoul ryhme for the nigga/
i aint like them other guys/
i only order guys/
kidnap you and be consoling your fams while your mother cries/
men i love that style/
i'm always the bad guy/
the smart guy/
the one who last dies/
but in this plot i can die/
now you see nigga, i bossed you/
you couldn't ever be drugs, if NAFDAC endorsed you/
i'm cursed dude/
accept my call out, dont make it seem like i forced you/

Wack ape..
...
...
Your dads is'a f@g,so I popped 9's on tha nigga/
gave his body breathing space,holed piled on that nigga/
Kid,I ain't like softer guys/ I only murder guys/
Cos like W.blood,I only sneezed and ya brother died/
Rocked ur mothers thigh... d0ggy style,I rode as ur mother cried/ mehhn... I love that style/! ...
Im always the smart guy/
naaah...more like black & white TV... always the sharp guy/
Loving the grey hair... Lib never dies/
Iam immortal biitch... Iffa hear I'll ever die/
You blessed with wackness... yea we know..we know you cursed dude/
Ur dads been unemployed since forever...so for once,i'l rather you be his boss fool/
since nobody wants pick the old man like the bus full/!
I reject ur call out...dont wanna roast a kid... my gaze cld make ya combust dude/
Google my zodiac sign...born July 5th... no one wants to battle cancer.... even late Nafdac boss you claimed endorced you/!

These days, ffr been lacking/we only see nigs chatting/naaah..more like bittches blabbing/
dragging silly issues like a crack head's mouth weed grabbing/
Making me feel like gravity's on Hols... Coz their bars? we never see landing/!
Its a pity, that Niggaz you once respected/now doing foolish acts you never expected/
Gave them a list, maturity they neglected/idiocy, they selected/
The could rig polls... but still end up never being hip hops elected/!
Pussies in real life but they like clouds online..the diicks be forming/ Like they really something/
Ffucking nerds...yous freaking disgusting/
have you biitches hurting,rushing with blows,still puching,till you try ducking,then falling,now ya blood gushing
cos left for me, to kill is nothing/
So better stick to kunu and zobo... Iam like moet.. you couldn't afford the beef I popping/!
I slap any modafucka who says ffr is not boring/pages upon pages of chit chats. yet frees re not seen/
Never been to a clinic,but its the grief i'm nursing/
these days, i'm like Madrid nd Chelsea on tha table... Ion just feel like dropping/!
Ffr don turn where dem dey train biitch divas/
Hala madrid.. me just dey state the real facts/

nd Nigs grabbing diicks at any slight chance... should perhaps m@sturbate with these bars/!


##yawns##

Somebody should pls post a working link for HSS elite cracked.apk

The normal one iam using slows my downloads too much. Thanks

AAhhhhhhhhhhhh **sigh of relief*** SA out out out..

I ll sleep this night legs wide open with both balls hanging on the ceiling fan.

God bless GHANA..

collins6381:
Gt-7560m

Sorry for the late reply,been busy. Your phone is not that popular, so its kinda hard to know which of the many methods ll work for you.

Anyway, the link below should work.
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?p=45767157#post45767157

Go to that link,scroll down to where you see DAVER 18qc bla bla bla root kit with detailed instructions. Click and download from there. The zip file has all you need, odin,including clockworkmod(cwm like its called).

Follow the instructions there. You ll need a computer to do it. Let me know if you don't understand the method or its too complicated for you to follow.