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Darkrebel thanks for the recommendation but not even for all the gold in SA will I ever accept being mod sef.

Heywhizzy:
sharrap,he only needs a vice,if u need change,go to the polling booth on Valentine's day

what makes ksslib worthy?,a nigga that's calm nd rarely online?..ooh,I dig now, he's your dikksucker (I'm no hater to ksslib,I'm his biggest fan but he's not worthy of being mod)

If you ever in your miserable life ever call me anyone's diick sucker again, I will d.i.L.d.0 your mother with a barb wire.. Idioot..

Na cos I don too shine my teeth shebi?

Lagunna:
Na lie. Your bars dey sweet me like yeyenati's bweast/

All na freestyle

So na you dey tear natu bweast?/ so na you dey camp there, all these years?/
Her admirers don get heart attack.. guys!! give up... na laugunna get yeyenati chest/!

Lagunna:
Chai. Ksslib tha king

you go push me enter fire one day.

Like shunning greeting hands on nokia phnes, the lock didnt shake me/
Cos the ffuckery and chaos,i sure wasnt feeling lately/
Always with been on A's..but saw the culture dying and words even failed me/
Nigs who grabbed techs, killing daily/
Showing no emotions, even if they beating ladies/
Now on each others throat... And its freaking crazy/
Cos dey wanna impress chicks? Its sickening!!plainly/
These days, all we see is bro after brah.. like bR£ast feeding babies/
Battle sec's 'dying' but ironically, it still keeps fading/Dawgs no longer giving rabies/
Thugs no longer splitting lame Gs/
Rap battles fear and respect was dying but with the temp lock, mik did bailed it/
They refused to spare we the shame... they lacked wisdom until/
The lock grabbed the kids attention like a sitcom on screen/
Now its obvious... only but a few could survive ina kingdom of frees/
So biko mikuz, see reason with em & open the room.... cos now you limit their freedom of speech/!

Delivery (Flow/rhymes)..... Gladys rhymed better,mathematical flowed better.. But since you merged both crits, i ll give delivery a tie..

Punchline..... Gladys.. Mathematical's was more a freestyle. She didnt attack her opponent at all. Mathematical, dont just say Gladys is dead, tell us how you ll kill her OR rather, convince us that youre a killer.. Dont just say youre better, tell us why Gladys is wack, convince us.. Freestlyes are for self praise(which you mostly did) while a battle is to attack your opponent with creativity,terror or wits(which Gladys did better).. You spent most of your time telling us that youre better,that Gladys is in trouble but you never harmed her... Rather, your opponent attacked you,broke your neck,took ur legs, eyes and was more creative with the dissing..



Metaphors/Simile.... Gladys.. arms at both side-- hands akinbo.. Thats a double entendre-- impressive..


Wordplay/Pun
Gladys got this, though some were forced.. I'll go rythm=algorithm? .. Beef rug=be frog are perfect homophones but the circumstance in which it was played was shady sha..Toad=towed... Well, its not the perfect homophone but its a very creative pun(liked how you played it with be frog)..

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You both are new, esp mathematical but you both still tried.. There is this thread for learning created by maximus. If youre interested, go there and ask questions on how to rhyme better,how to drop better punchlines,mets and wordplay -- you ll get the replies, then watch yourselves improve rapidly..

Mvgt----- Gladys..

Chorey:
mr k tha wack nerd/or rather that ark head/you be dropping people with freez/and dark rebel/ people likeyou both are the definition of wackiness/i dy find ya trouble,diss me first/and see how I'd make ya stomach have ears!

I cld sneeze and drop this fellow dead..
Wan diss when he ain't even eloquent...
Dude,abeg permit me to LOL...
[img]http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTFRhs_86SOuo79Vvw2Vth5f1NStPZdmulX1G4_PkqkE9z_0aTR[/img]

Holy

He should be shot by firing squad.. Bastarrrd..
WTF!!!

mencade4:
how could madridiots said that marcelo's yellow card was dubious?

I smell anoda scam by this madribious club to allow marcelo escape this ban.

Shut up. Did you watch the game?

He never touched him but the guy flew in the air like Neymar airways..

Even the commentator called it a bad call from the ref.

mikuz:
You nailed it, this is a sweet assertion/
Kids who aint got skills to speak with bars should leave this section/
The chatroom has been responsible for taking hommies aback/
This is not a social platform but a forum for raps/
Kids who wanna socialize should leave this place alone/
. . If they wanna hook up they should go have a blast at the dating zone/
Back in the day . . Niggas log in here to spit what you have to feel/
But these days niggas step into rap section just to show off they chatting skills/
Niggas I banned now throwing insults on Gmail messing with the best one/
Let them keep cussing cos that ll only extend they suspension/
Simple, iF you got something to say, but it in bars for niggies to know/
Cos this is RAP arena, this isn't 2go/
So keep the chats coming . . you wack goblins/
Trust me, I ll keep the ban coming/

Initially, I was like why he lock the chatroom?/
but understood when I saw what the brats do/
U'on need turn around.. I'm sure smart heads got your back dude/...
Though, like the Schrödinger equation, it may take some of em months, to understand you/..
Surely, this move ll limit the fuckery/
If you got something to say... storm FFr with bars,spit and talk real/
If a bitttch or Nig or ya nerves... use bars to kill and flog him/
Battle section now a joke... I see the mockery/
when back then, real thugs kept it real.. we no longer feel the thuggery/!

samkizzy:
Terms and conditions of my sim cloning..


1. I dont use vpn cos hss disturbs my laptop..u av to get a vpn thats works well for you and probably u av to search for a premium vpn for me to use..

2. Weekly payment of 100# only to my 1st payg sim,the second sim will be wat i will use to clone u..


3. U wont abuse the sim by watching porn or excessive downloads e.g downloading a file of 20gb or even 10gb a day is wickedness..my sim must be holy for i am holy..i must tk payg to 2016

4.u must be God fearing (christian with at least 5yrs experience of christianity)


5.i will appreciate u comply

Lwkmd.

Funny guy

Nigz wan kill battle sec cos dem dey H for e-pU$$ies like that logo ontop Honda/
Dem wan shine like bald heads struck by thunder/
But their stuuupid mouths, the dogs should cover/
else if i have ma goons attack in a 'sub-way'.. the wannabe thugs go suffer/!
Momma taught me before to say stuff, to ponder/
Even when the debate was hot like summer/
To be a grown @ss, I was taught when younger/
So, when nigz spew juvenile words, I shudder/!
Chatroom's now locked ...use the bars to commune like chocolate lovers/
I dare yall to employ witty lines to curse and murder/
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but nope... they'l rather still act kids... the baby goats never sucked their mothers/!!




Nuff said..

Demishasmith:
Yo, I'm the demi goddess
Y'all better bow,my 16's will make you Wow
I'm Toronto bred, but live in Quebec city
I Went to Hamilton high, now I'm in Alberta university
I kill microphones, when I'm dropping rhymes
I take guns to school like its columbine
Don't cut me off
Or like Jim Foley the journalist, I'll take your Head off
I rock you to sleep, and kill you in your dream
then rub that martini on your face, like its Nivea cream
Ummmm I got buzz, like Queen bees
I flow with ease ..
And I'm not a Pagan
But you are a Misfit, your name should be Nathan

Good stuff.

mikuz:
Na that Teddybiyasi gif?

Lol. Yes

Lagunna:
Ksslib that ur meme thread

u dey try o..

Lol.

You sef na baba na. Gif master . That gif still cracks me up anytime I remember it. E too funny.

francizy:
Can't stop laughing man!

Very funny pics especially the the ones about Islam section, albino mods etc...

Please tell me about what happened when a get together was organized... Thanks..

There was never a get together sha .

I just pictured what would have happened if there was one due to how they jump on each-other's throat..

Deejavuu:
Hahahahahahaha

I couldnt hold myself anymore...

Please can u repost these old ones on the new thread ...

My belle o,Oga God bless u for making me laugh this hard

Lol. Amen oh.

To transfer these old one there will be too much work. Besides, i believe majority have already seen these ones.

hensben:
Bro u know how I dey feel here.. ......thank you for making my two days

You welcome.

And thanks to everyone for the warm words. Laugher,they say- is medicine for the soul.

Night..

j.. Na wa oh.

An0nimus:
Making memes is a skill mehn. Ksslib killing it!

macklef:
Ksslib, walahi, i endorse ur creativity.
The very first page was spot on. Nice one hommie

Thanks guys. Thanks also to all those I can't begin to mention individually.

One love .

dechandel:
Story for amadioha
More like you gave me out for free.. Better soup na money rock am na
Do something joor

You too like money.. . Beenkumar, come carry your property go oh..

laykorn:
Ksslib, your meme thread made fp.

But I neffa see your reply wo

Ayamlaykorn

Which reply? Hian, the mail? I don reply try tey na.
You no see am?

Limerick, it seems like its too late ..

See one link I found.
http://pulse.ng/events/freestyle-unplugged-nigeria-organizers-open-invitation-for-music-producers-id3388523.html

E be like instrumental ish sef-- not verbal freestyle like I thought.

dechandel:
Nawa o..
Daddy.. Just like that
Even money for my 1st year tuition, you no collect??

If I call ur blad plaz he fitty run. I no wan Blake ya hat since you rove him.

i.

Beennkumar:
Aww. Did I make this hit FrontPage?

Ksslib, pay me.

You try .

I give you my daughter-dechandel as a gift.

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d.. Erm

Mathematical:
What yu mean?

It doesnt mean anything.. Your monicker happens to be related to a pretty popular general subject.. So get used to the mentions .

Hope we done now?