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Cutehector:
Its only when you are married that you will understand why these women advise such....

I've always known the guy behind this moniker to be a 'chronic fvcktard'.
His brain has been replaced with dust

This man is finished

I saw the chicken, but I don't know why it crossed the road.


Wait, can't one pilot just sacrifice his life for Naija by crashing booharee's plane? Abeg na!!!

How her 96year old uncle who has been sitting on their blessings refused to die, but one month after she went for deliverance the man died. The shouts of joy from the church members affected my ears that day.
The annoying part is that I know this woman's family because the church isn't far from where I stay... Now, four years after, they were evicted from their 'face me I slap you' house because of rent. Abi the oldman don die now maybe na another person don sidan ontop their blessings again.


See how she just accuse the innocent oldman because em rich and she poor.

This one is not funny but annoying, I just had to say it jare. Church people make una free innocent old people oh

ItzBIM:
African Americans are the most ignorant set of people you would ever meet. They think the world revolves around around that little ghetto they live. And they will be the first to scream hate and injustice when a white cop blows their brain out yet they keep on disrespecting their fellow blacks. I hope they all get shot in front of their kids by those savage police

Just what I was about to say. They actually hate Africans more than the whites do... Meanwhile, the only thing they do is to commit crimes and kill each other.

lastmaster:
This bobrisky or Bob Marley fyn pass some girls

So you don dey reason to chook your preek for em nyash now abi

Nice thread

Hahaha!!!
Assuming I dey there, I for fvck her join the madness sef! I'm very happy

givan:
North Korea is better than nigeria at the moment!

What kind of comparism is this? I can hardly name any country that Naija is better than, Nk has always been better than Naija

mhizcassidy001:
okay no wahala now..............

Oh! I just saw this.
You no lie at all oh! I love the hair ma'am

QueenDeborah:
DIS ONE STILL DEY ALIVE?

Deborah the Ape woman, she still dey alive oh

The funniest part about NL is that the dumb, good for nothing, stupiid, miserable people who have not achieved anything in their lives are the ones who're always quick to tongue lash those who're way better than them... Just to get likes and shares from equally miserable foools.


The lady is beautiful, intelligent and smart, Unlike our average fat and dirty Naija girls

Teeboi56:
Allahu Akbar That kind of death is one am praying for insha Allah

You shall meet such death today. Allah be praised

Najyin:
Oh Allah. Grant him Àljanat firdaus. Grant me too such death Oh Allah. And grant me too Aljanat firdaus.

Allah has heard your prayers and he sent me to tell you you'd die in same way when you go to the mosque today

Alot of answers in death. I've thought about it times without number, just that I couldn't think of any painless way to do it. I didn't think about it because I was sad or depressed... Just looking for answers to so many questions in my head... And I can't put my family through such pain, so I couldn't do it.

I don't condemn people who commit suicide, except those who do it because of love

Nice one! He died on my birthday.
20th of April is always a special day each year

[quote author=HeWrites post=67065634][/quote]Homosexual

[quote author=HeWrites post=67065258][/quote]Your fada!

HeWrites:
DMW

Wizkid been dropping trash since the beginning of this year

There was a day he released 4 tracks. Out of the 4, there is only one that makes sense as the rest were just trash.

If it's no about GIRLS and MONEY, Wizkid never get talent for good music.

This one serms like a personal beef oh! He's your girlfriend's crush abi?

Oga, please say something else, both Wizzy Davido and the rest of them are all about money and girls. Just say na Davido you like pass, nobody go beat you... Instead of talking nonsense

Lol

Thegeneralqueen:
Ceec is za queen...... go girl if only Tobi could lower his ego and apologizes to her..... she obviously wants him to stop acting like a child and be a man.......i think she wants the best for him......

How many times people go correct you? If no be 'apologies' e go be 'apologees'... Now na 'apologizes'.
Na rock dey inside your head or you just donate your brain to that CeeC?

I don't have a spouse/partner, if I did I'd have have said so

mhizcassidy001:
ME ISSA PRETTY BAE

Really? Just a picture, and you don't need to say no more

[quote author=mhizcassidy001 post=66978522][/quote]Ahn ahn! Never knew someone has been watching me all this while oh!

Well, I only do friends with benefits. If I had a real gf, I'd show you her photo, but I don't.

So, are you uglee or beautiful?

I thought the foool was vouching for the girl... Who does that
I'd even trust a fowl rather than a slay queen

Wow! I love this. Thumbs up to the lazy yoots for a job welldone. RIP to the innocent civilian.
I wish they can kill that police a second time

kolawoleibukun:
very lazy idiot. davido is one of the reasons why Buhari has the audacity to insult people like Linda Ikeji, Tara Fela-Durotoye and Blessing Okagbare.

When these northerners see news like this they just believe that things are that way.

come to think of it, we have heard of so many entrepreneurs making million from rags. all of them are from the west, south and east.

Dangote got his cash from kwankwaso and politics. is there any hausa entrepreneur with brain that has made any name for himself from rags? is the nor represented in any contest of brains?

given all the empowerment, resources and aids that they get from the government, are we not suppose to be having the best from the north? is there a doctor from the north that is widely known? is there an award winning lawyer from the north? is there an actress or a blogger that is recognized as a game-changer from the north?

na all these things make the deaf old man day yarn dust.

his son carry harley davidson day speed upandan for town. in a community that okada is banned. he get accident almost die.

why can't the north produce any brain that can shake our economy? the money and political power come be like curse for them. in the end, the igbos are producing, the yorubas are producing, the south are trying their own strength.

northerners shame on you. no quote me and insult me but use that time to challenge yourself to action.

Hahaha!!! Shii escalated so fast mehn... North and Bullhari in trouble

Haba!!! How can someone turn down a job offer Isn't that her job? Well, maybe she already has alot of appointments at hand sha.

But for real, She'll be good to feck despite her uglee face

C'mon release that boy jare! Did he kidnap her?
G-boy and smallie ashawo... Wicked combo! See her face like the puff puff I ate inside holdup this morning.

That aside, now that Bbnaija has ended, I was hoping we'd be free from the 'lazy show' till next year, but it's obvious we're gonna get bombarded like never before with bbn updates for the next few days... Everyone (apart from the bb sheeples) take cover

linda190:
This is so stupid. Government should save us from the hands of these jobless and spoiled lecturers!

I'm telling you... Including the ashawo kobo kobo girls who offer their toto to lecturers for grades

blackboy:
dismissed terminated what is d difference.

This judgement has to be asppealed.

Did she force him into her room?
Did she forcefully take off his clothes?

He came to their room to forcefully or coerce her BN lack mail her into having sex.

That judge needs to be checked and their lawyer must be wack.

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