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Wow!!! The guy get mind oh! He proposed to a lady who has such a huge preek!

You're not useful to us... Even to yourself.

You'd be deported back to Zimbabwe, where you'll live as a poor farmer or as a very very cheap prostitute

One on the left looks like a 500naira Alaba rago ashawo, while the one on the right looks like Michael Jackson (RIP legend) before he died

Damnnnn! This lady is so.....



















Uglee

ayox1:
Nice story...Ur body is the temple of God..front page material..

I want to give my life to God. So I'm to enter any temple of God right?

Lol

SpoiltVirgin:
This is not going anywhere. They did not force you to apply to Covenant University

It's not going anywhere because you'll stop it abi?

Apple with their over priced piece of crap

I always say it, that most of those who're always in a haste to comment on the firstpage of any thread, don't reason well before commenting. After reading the comments, one wouldn't even know who to quote, because the next comment would even be far worse than the initial ones

Although, I doubt if the school management released this information officially.

joinnow:
God is wonderful
Coming with my SUV to thank God

As how Nor be doctors perform surgery?

You wan marry that girl wey her nyash and bress flat like wall

iamJ:
where ur own estate? abi u no wan build?

You nor know wetin to talk again abi?

Person wey dey talk gently don disgrace you with your gra gra.

oluwaahmed:
Airfoce1 Don open another moniker so people won't know dat he's chronic ass kissing of e-money no get part2. We know u E-money stalker. Your papa

Ahhh!

E don reach like that?

MrMoney007:
prettier as a bread seller than as a paint ambassador

But richer as a paint ambassador than as a bread seller

Everybody; she looked prettier As a bread seller. We all know that. You guys should stop repeating this same statement all the time abeg!
Atleast if one or two people say it, the rest should find something else to say

Kai!!! But these guys have been technically defeated na!

Lat1tudeO2:
I. Cover my. Family with the blood of Jesus

You think the pastor didn't do same abi?

I can't imagine why Jehova and the blood of jesus would allow a pastor die in this painful manner... And at the start of a new month

Don J, you don dey fall my hand since but I nor jus wan talk.
You go dey do like small pikin sometimes

Don J, you don dey fall my hand since but I nor jus wan talk.
You go dey do like small pikin sometimes

Wow! Isn't that the super model Bullhari invited to Nigeria to commission a project? That's a good one from her

guywitzerogal:
Why are u all giving ursef headache God gave us power over all animals...you people are shouting harmless creature abeg the goat , fowl and fish you people eat, how do they hurt us...stupid set of hypocrite

Na you and your papa be the stupid hypocrites

Eya, I like dolphins so much. They're friendly with humans.

When you finish preparing the poor dolphin and ready to eat it, that'd be the moment Fulani herdsmen and their cows will pay you a visit

Ishilove:
The person who wrote this is an idiot. A sexist idiot

This one don finally enter market. I used to see her comments before and it wasn't this bad. It's a pity the way we lose people in this world sha... Smh

Originakalokalo:
The child of a lion is a lion.
The child of a human is human.


The child of God is God.



How many times are we going to say this?

Jesus is the manifestation of God in the Physical.

He referred to the Unseen, Invincible and Almighty God .

He is HIS physical form. He is God.

I understand it so easily. Without stress, without bias, without an iota of doubt.

Why they don't see it as I do beats my imagination.

The holy Spirit helps in this case. If you don't have him, you will never understand Spiritual things.

Jesus said,. I have a lot of things to tell you.but you can't bear them now

. When the Spirit comes, he will guide you in all truth and teach you. He said this to his disciples.

I guess that's why something that is this clear is still vague to a lot of people.


Foolishness is the gospel to the thinkers.according to the scriptures.

I cannot help you or anyone else beyond this.

Everyone just keep opening threads upon threads on the same subject matter.

If you don't understand,

I pray that God will give you understanding.

But he's also god na and has all the powers, just like the one up in heaven... Why was he now crying to the one in heaven for help, when he could've just decide to change his mind and save himself


Make these guys nor make person run mad one day oh!
One god just made himself two and one came to earth in form of a human, but started asking "himself" back in heaven, why he forgot "himself" on earth again... When he was the one who sent himself to earth in the first place.

free2ryhme:
Shame no dey catch you and all those that responded with their April fools prank?

how is this helping you situation as a youth ?


engage in meaningful endeavors and not this regressive mentality

I said it! I always knew This guy has a strange mental problem.

Daslim180:
Gone passed that....... I graduated from that a long time ago.

So why you kon dey occupy space for people wey never pass that stage

Sweetopia:
Hehehehehe... Last year April fool was fun. I spilled ketchup on my white top.. Put it in my mouth also.. Made a dramatic entrance to the living room and fell to the ground clutching my chest and choking out the ketchup.. Coman see crying that dat, I didn't know when I stood up laughing my ass out

The asss that you laughed out, is it big?

HZNjnr:
*Children come out, not comes...

Where u have plural nouns in a statement, the verb should be singular. Children (plural noun) come (singular verb). But where u have a singular noun in a statement, the verb should be plural. Child (singular noun) comes (plural verb)... Please don't abuse me ooo, I'm just making an honest correction

Thanks man! Some of us ain't that good with the language.

The funny part was that, I waited for 2mins, thinking if I should use "come" instead of "comes".

I canor coman be abusing you naw... your correction would help me alot, because I always make that mistake.

If I swear that you won't make it naw, e go be like say I too wicked

But I don't really know what she wants us to do for her.

Girls and bells have one thing in common, when you ring a bell in school, children come out... And When you sleep with a girl, children come out too

Hahahaha!

This is an example of the kind of guy who'll commit suicide, when he eventually finds out that his girlfriend actually has a boyfriend.

Oga, you're doomed