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Business / Re: See How Much Nigeria Owes In Bilateral Debts by Kumadami: 6:43pm On Mar 23
Olarewaju89:
Remember : If your dog starts barking at you, it means someone else is feeding it.

But this post isn't about dogs! Only the legend can relate grin

if your woman start giving you attitude someone else is try to fill the bottomless pit or filling it already.

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Food / Re: Bush Meat Versus Chicken? by Kumadami: 12:31am On Dec 26, 2023
[You are a wonderful father and husband may GOD put smile on your face before the end of the year.quote author=Morostical post=127625020]Merry Christmas Nairalanders, I pray we will all witness many more Christmas season in the future.

Here is my story, I couldn't afford to buy chicken or fish for us as a family this Christmas unlike last year, and then I went for okete (Bush meat) and my trap caught a very big one between yesterday night and this morning.

After it was properly boiled with seasoning, my wife then roasted the bush meat, cooked jollof rice, and served everyone.

After we finished eating jollof rice with the bush meat, I asked my children a very simple question, which is the best chicken or bush meat (okete)? They all chorus bush meat.

I am happy that my children with all sincerity and contentment all said that the bush meat is far better than chicken.

The joy on my wife's face gladdens my heart most, that woman will forever remain my Africa queen. I hope I will be able to get one or more like this for us to enjoy in the new year. See pictures below.

May we all live to see the new year and many more years to come. [/quote]
Business / Re: South Africa Opens Women's Only Bar - No Men Allowed! (PICS) by Kumadami: 10:20am On Aug 14, 2023
DevilishMan:
Who go pay for the drinks?
Allah ooo na wetin I been dey think be that.
Car Talk / Re: Help! My Car Is Always At The Mechanic by Kumadami: 12:32pm On May 07, 2023
Yhemzie:
I once had this issue with the same car. My rewire scanned the car and told me the accelerator pedal was bad, we ordered for new pedal and the issue got fixed. He also warned that on no condition should I allow any mechanic to manually adjust the slow of my car, that it's automatic and it resets itself automatically because big daddy has an issue with slow anytime the battery terminals are removed.
You are right the Big Daddy Bro the matter don tire me I swear
Travel / Re: JAPA: How My Nigerian Accent Failed Me In Canada (pix/video) by Kumadami: 1:59pm On Mar 14, 2023
thesicilian:
Why is it that most people who relocate abroad suddenly become YouTubers and bloggers?
Indirect ways of letting people know dem don japa b dat.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Al-Zawahiri Is Dead. Bin Laden's Deputy Killed In US Drone Strike,Biden confirms by Kumadami: 8:55am On Aug 02, 2022
VeryWickedGoat:
Can we see his pics?
Same way they lied Bin Laden was killed when he is chilling on an island till this very day.
go and see the movie CODE NAME GERONIMO you will understand better
Sports / Re: Birmingham 2022: Islamiyat Yusuf Claims Bronze In Women's Weightlifting Event by Kumadami: 5:04pm On Aug 01, 2022
fman:
Yorubas are good in sports...
Nice one...
I wonder what fulanis are good at.
Fulani are good at destroying what others used their sweat to build.

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Crime / Re: Russian Forces Paedo Who Abused His Daughter To Dig His Grave Before Killing Him by Kumadami: 10:24am On Sep 23, 2021
AlmonDeLemon:


Pleasurable with a 6yr old? undecided

read it well again sir,he answered you cleverly.

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Celebrities / Re: Laycon's Fans Buy Benz E350 For Him As His 27th Birthday Gift by Kumadami: 10:08pm On Nov 08, 2020
Eryyy92:
Please who can help me with a site where I can download prison break season 1
o2tvseries.com

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Crime / Re: #ENDSARS: Nigerians Protest In Michigan, Usa by Kumadami: 8:35pm On Oct 19, 2020
Asquare84:
Jobless Nigerians abroad
mumu

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Politics / Re: Groom Joins #EndSARS Protest In Wedding Suit Shortly After Court Wedding (Photo) by Kumadami: 9:26am On Oct 14, 2020
judgementyard:
ok,am not trying to body shame anyone but I can't just help but notice something wrong about the pix at the registry.
are you referring to that hand?
Crime / Re: Nigerian Army Colonel, Manu, Killed By Bandits by Kumadami: 7:09am On Sep 27, 2020
Simplyleo:
But i thought colonel is 1 eagle and 2 stars.

you are right Bro we have lieutenant colonel wish is 1 Star and 1 eagle he is a lieutenant colonel just the way we have second lieutenant

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Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Threatened To Leak My Sex Tape With A Guy Online!!! by Kumadami: 9:19pm On Nov 24, 2019
pamelaayomide:
To him,the tape is with him.
I may involve the school security or a dreaded cult guy.
Maybe if the former didn't work,the latter will.
OMG how did you fucking know a cult guy? And for you to be confident to face a cult guy then I am sure he will help you for your nunu sake and why go to a party without your Boyfriend you all bunch of girls are cheap Asewo see if anything happens to the guy I will personally come and testify at the court against you �l�sh�.

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Celebrities / Re: Meet Ramatulai, Fulani Model, Who Refuses To Be Subjected To Islamic Rules by Kumadami: 5:42pm On Nov 10, 2019
Mutemenot:
Okay. She's a modern goal post shocked very tall like bubu
I swear she has a desert camel � legs

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Celebrities / Re: Naira Marley: "I Am The Problem Of Nigeria, Not SARS, Not Police, Not FG" by Kumadami: 6:18pm On Oct 24, 2019
hatchetman:
they wont get the message becos its naira marley.. hypocrites
they could not get the message not bcoz its Naira Marley it's bcoz they are zombie oooo zombie

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Celebrities / Re: Naira Marley: "I Am The Problem Of Nigeria, Not SARS, Not Police, Not FG" by Kumadami: 6:16pm On Oct 24, 2019
MrNipplesLover:



Try and decipher what he posted.


especially the first one.
bro please explain to him the meaning of decipher cos guys like that eheen

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Politics / Re: The Lekki Free Trade Zone And Deep Sea Port Gradually Taking Shape.. Pictures. by Kumadami: 5:34am On Oct 21, 2019
zombieHUNTER:


Are you aware that Lagos IGR is greater than that of Rwanda... While Kigali is more developed than Lagos..

My point.. Stop celebrating mediocrity
Lagos is not where it's supposed to be

Thanks for the matured reply not every Nigerian's are intelligent

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Crime / Re: Yahoo Boys Caught At Osogbo Nightclubs (Photos) by Kumadami: 5:34pm On Oct 14, 2019
Slawormir:
Efcc are not real niggarrrz

Effcc go just dey bust niggarrrs anyhow
And the mumu Nigeria media go dey put our matter online anyhow
See ehnnnnn
Na those outside country run street pass
But you nor dey see their matter for internet
See ehnnnnnn na Brazilian, Americans and Chinese do these matter pass

Na Brazilian guy teach me work, give me tools and format
Na him advice me to buy a MacBook Pro
He teach me how to use dynamic and static IP( internet protocol)

Even my aza ehnnnn na white American guy get am
And the guy dey pick am steadily
Even my Chinese guy na im add me join group chat for WeChat make i dey bomb steadily
Na that wechat I won learn ooo au u go fit teach me?
Crime / Re: Gombe Pastor, Emmanuel, Tortures 10-Year-Old Boy With An Electric Iron by Kumadami: 5:47pm On Oct 04, 2019
etcsines:
A pastor has been arrested and paraded for torturing a 10-year-old boy with an electrical iron.

Pastor Emmanuel, 34, who works with the Eagles Prophetic Gospel Centre in Gombe State, was paraded alongside 15 other criminal suspects.

The pastor is accused of child cruelty for inflicting physical injuries on 10-year-old Daniel James. The pastor accused his victim of theft, hence the cruel punishment meted out on him. You people should just say a possessed man biko

The pastor told Daily Sun that 10-year-old James was the son of an ex-prostitute who had become a born again Christian thanks to evangelism carried out by his church.

Pastor Emmanuel said: "The 10-year-old boy committed a crime of stealing, which has been his habitual character. So, on that day, I took another dimension of punishment; I used electric iron to threaten him and it burnt him."

He added that he took the kid to come and live with him after the church helped his mother find a place to live and a business to sustain herself and her elder son who is 19-year-old.

"They lived close to an Almajiri School and the boy always had a problem with the Almajiris. So, I took him to live with me. I made a mistake of not reporting him to the police. I always report his character to the mother before I decide to punish him on my own. In the church, everybody knew me to be a very disciplined man."

Police spokesperson Obed Mary Malum confirmed that the suspect has confessed to using a hot electric iron to burn the 10-year-old boy in different parts of his body. The police says the preacher will soon be prosecuted in court.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.sunnewsonline.com/gombe-pastor-arrested-for-torturing-10-year-old-boy-with-electric-iron/amp/

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Science/Technology / Re: Adam Thorn Allows Six-Foot Python Bite Him In Australia (Photos, Video) by Kumadami: 11:59am On Oct 03, 2019
Mutemenot:
shocked He should try Lion's bite in his next video .oyibo and stupidity be like twins
That is why they are better than your shit hole country and apc zombies
Politics / Re: Nigeria From Slipping Into Recession, Junaid Mohammed Raises Alarm by Kumadami: 7:16pm On Sep 26, 2019
heckymaicon:
I'm tired of this country I swear down
The most painful thing is finding your self in a place where you seems not to know how you will get out from it.
Politics / Re: NBA Unravels Plans To Tackle Fake News Among Social Media Influencers, Bloggers by Kumadami: 1:18pm On Sep 19, 2019
Metrixnews:
The Director, National Broadcast Academy (NBA) Engr. Ajibola Abiola has decried the growing rate of fake news in the social and mainstream media in Nigeria, insisting that the Academy is committed to fighting menace.

In a chat with ABN TV on Wednesday, Engr. Abiola while revealing that unethical practice in the media industry can be attributed to poor regulation, he added that the NBA has concluded plans to repackage its curriculum so that much emphasis will be placed on ethics in broadcasting and news circulation.

“We believe that if people are brought to the knowledge of ethics in broadcasting, the issue of fake news will be brought to the barest minimum. If you must address a large number of persons, there are ethics you must follow and adhere to, so that you won’t just go out there and start telling people about or imagine certain things that are not there.

“So we at NBA, we are trying to make sure that all our trainees are fully imbibed with ethics of broadcasting and that is what we are doing” he said.

Source: https://www.abnews247.com/2019/09/nba-unravels-plans-to-tackle-fake-news-among-social-media-influencers-bloggers/

please you people should be talking about plans to keep looting abeg enough of all this memes
Politics / Re: NBA Unravels Plans To Tackle Fake News Among Social Media Influencers, Bloggers by Kumadami: 1:18pm On Sep 19, 2019
Metrixnews:
The Director, National Broadcast Academy (NBA) Engr. Ajibola Abiola has decried the growing rate of fake news in the social and mainstream media in Nigeria, insisting that the Academy is committed to fighting menace.

In a chat with ABN TV on Wednesday, Engr. Abiola while revealing that unethical practice in the media industry can be attributed to poor regulation, he added that the NBA has concluded plans to repackage its curriculum so that much emphasis will be placed on ethics in broadcasting and news circulation.

“We believe that if people are brought to the knowledge of ethics in broadcasting, the issue of fake news will be brought to the barest minimum. If you must address a large number of persons, there are ethics you must follow and adhere to, so that you won’t just go out there and start telling people about or imagine certain things that are not there.

“So we at NBA, we are trying to make sure that all our trainees are fully imbibed with ethics of broadcasting and that is what we are doing” he said.

Source: https://www.abnews247.com/2019/09/nba-unravels-plans-to-tackle-fake-news-among-social-media-influencers-bloggers/

please you people sould be talking about plans to keep looting abeg enough of memes
NYSC / Re: Corper David Oluwatobiloba Adeyemi's Road Project In Oyo State (Photos) by Kumadami: 4:54pm On Sep 18, 2019
Bruno3000:
Waste of money.
May anything you are serving help you
Foreign Affairs / Re: President Ramaphosa Booed At Mugabe's Burial (Photos) by Kumadami: 3:48pm On Sep 14, 2019
amaniro:
I have just one observation of this Cyril Ramaphosa. He's a very clueless man.
Na ur fulani president no dey clueless abeg free every one with their fate, GOD created the world to be in this manner.
Foreign Affairs / Re: We’re An Angry Nation’ — SA Defence Minister Opens Up On Xenophobia by Kumadami: 4:48pm On Sep 09, 2019
NwanyiOkpa:
You think SA is an angry nation? come to Nigeria. SA is not an Angry nation ma, SA is ashut Wicked Nation
shut up Naija no dey angry at all if not una go do pass southy better leave every canri with their problems.
Family / Re: Daughter Surprised Her Mother At Work With A Car, She Cries (Photos) by Kumadami: 5:06pm On Sep 07, 2019
careytommy37:
Where she get money to buy motor?
undecided undecided undecided
Village people �����
Politics / Re: 3 Terrorists Killed In Gun Battle With Soldiers While Planting Ieds (photos) by Kumadami: 7:27pm On Aug 31, 2019
matify83:
The military always leaves us with more rooms for suspicion. It looks preposterous that 3 BH suspects accused of planting IEDs will be displayed with 4 AKs and some expended anti aircraft munitions and the recovered IED not in sight.

Infact, where is the anti aircraft gun that fired those 4 expended shells ?

We are not so daft anymore! guy that is a good observation,infact people like you should be DSS but corruption no go gree putting people not capable holding critical position they just made me feel this is a lie as usual APC propangada

#ourmumudondo

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Chelsea (4 - 0) On 11th August 2019 by Kumadami: 7:19pm On Aug 11, 2019
OlawaleBammie:

why did u change ur weed tonic??
see people that voted Buhari imagine Hazard coming out of this Zombie mouth as long as we have people like you in Naija with high population this country will keep drowning.
Religion / Re: Adeboye To Single Ladies: Don’t Marry Jobless Men by Kumadami: 9:17pm On May 05, 2019
Michelle55:
The poster above me, it seems FTC means alot to you smiley anyways, the country is difficult to live in as it is, so being jobless is not by choice though.. The country made it so! May God bless everyone beyond our expectations and give jobs to the job seekers so that the issue of "Broke Niggas" and "Hungry girls" will die once and for all
Amen Bro GOD bless you for this prayer.
Crime / Re: Policewoman Nearly Beat Up Keke Rider Over N100 Bribe In Port-Harcourt by Kumadami: 4:29pm On Mar 31, 2019
icebird25:
Police woman? Hahaha. I pray the day a police woman will try rubbish with me... The way go rush am ehn... I go beat am blue and black
na u go suffer laslas just give em their dues and rest bruv

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Education / Re: Governor Yahaya Bello Commissions Solar ICT Centers For Kogi Primary Schools by Kumadami: 11:41am On Mar 21, 2019
sammyj:
After stealing a lot of money to himself, he now remember to build something for political gains . It’s too late and you will be pushed out by the end of your tenure in the office!!!
We all want them out as long as Federal power is involved we just keep enduring Isrealite got freed though just takes decades so we need to keep hoping for a miracle may be next generations.

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