I ve started re-training my two kids...no more eateries,done with fast food life .i cannot be buying food of #1700 from eateries when I can use #500 to cook delicious concoction red oil rice!

Ensure you drink lots of water before feeding make your Belle quick full.

And when the food finishes...thank your Jesus and movvvve,make I no hear...Mummy please I need another one,na knocks I go just press for their heads.

I got a crate of eggs yesterday and told them this crate of eggs must last us like 2yrs .

I just bought a carton of besties noodles,I told them no matter what this innocent carton of noodle must last us solid 8 years before we finish eating it. .how I cook it is not your business,yours is just to eat.

I have also sent memos to our respective families...no more visitation again,learn to sit your butts in your houses.if you must come bring enough foodstuffs and you mustn't stay more than two days . And be kind enough not to waste my toothpaste....last I checked oral B toothpaste don pass #500.

When you want to bathe...abeg use half bucket of water,don't forget to come with your sponge and soaps.



Times are hard mehn.

850k
Are the papers intact?
I am in Lagos
Let us deal

Ineedtoheal:
Hi Famlanders, Please I need your advice. I beg you all to save a sister. I have to bring this here coz I know it's where I will get wonderful contributions. Again, I am using this new account coz I have friends and customers here. I don't want to blow my cover. Please this is real and not fiction. This will be quite lengthy, please bear with me.

I met this guy in 2013 when I was in year one. It was not a steady relationship coz we barely call nor see so I didn't take him serious. And whenever we see, it was always at one friends house or another. I accused him of being married but he vehemently denied it. Later on I figured out he had accommodation issue after he lost his job. He later rented a house when he got another job with one of our prestigious federal universities here in Nigeria and that was when things became serious (kinda).

We became very serious around 2016 that is why I count it as 5 years instead of 7. But then during one of my visits, I was sleeping in the room when I overheard him talking to someone but the only thing that caught my attention was when he said "I don't even have a girlfriend". Though I didn't confront him, but I thought about it deeply.

Two nights ago, I had a dream where he was getting married to another lady. I was crying while he was still saying he loves me but can't marry me. I confronted him yesterday, he said I am pressurizing him to marry me that was after he first asked what will happen if we don't end up together. He hasn't told me where the relationship is leading to after 5 years. We have been living for the moment. Just for the moment!

Few info about the relationship
1) He will be 40 this November while I am 27.
2. He has always had numerous girlfriends that when he's with them, he doesn't pick my calls though he always apologizes and he's trying his best this year.

3. He always send pictures of other women to his friends to let them know they are the people he wish to marry but never has he sent mine. Though he claims he's not doing it again.

4. From the look of things he's still searching while he wants to have me all to himself. Maybe a second option since the others are not accepting him and I love him foolishly.

5. The relationship is 50 -50 .We spend on each other. He believes it's the woman's duty to do all the house chores but not the man's duty to take care of the woman.

6. On his Fathers burial last year, 3 of his girlfriends came (me inclusive) and we all wore the burial uniform. Together, we served his guests even when we realized we are dating same man. His neighbors were giggling and gossiping but we all decided to be matured and work together.

7. When my sister that raised me died, he didn't come for the burial. his reason was he had supervision that day in school,same person that calls his colleague to cover for him during exam supervision so he could do other things. He also didn't send me any money but he questioned me for not giving him any money for his Father's burial. Even when I paid him excess for the burial uniform. I know why I did that. Mind you, he has asked me before if he can give one of his ex 10k during her Father's burial which I agreed and he sent her the money.

8. I have rejected some suitors who were willing to marry me coz of him. Though he has never encouraged me to accept any of them. In fact he gets angry hearing that another man is coming close to me.

9. He doesn't call often, I do more of the calling though he always return my calls. He can stay for days without calling unless I call. I know I have been the one holding the relationship coz I thought he will change.

10. Sine 2017 till last year, all I did was forgive him coz I love him. He keeps bringing new / different ladies into the picture. I have gone through a lot of emotional stress. He keeps asking me to stay that he loves me but he's confused.

His good side: He's understanding, motivates me to do my best, he doesn't hit me, he is gentle.

Me on the other hand is sometimes stubborn though very faithful coz I love him to a fault. I easily get angry but forgives easily. When I'm angry I talk so much but I don't abuse him. He is simply the cause of all my anger. He always say I am very understanding, a good girl, drama free but yet he doesn't want to marry me and won't let me go too. I have never involved a third party in our relationship except my late sister who said she wish I will walk away from the relationship because I love the guy more, that it won't end well. All my friends thinks I have a perfect relationship because I don't discuss him with them.

Back to last night, I told him I won't call him again coz he said I am pressurizing him to marry me. The truth is I have seen the hand writing on the wall, not today but two years ago but I keep going back. Please I need advice on how not to go back again. The love he proclaims for me is not enough for him to marry. I have wasted enough time already. Maybe hearing the raw truth here will help.

The fist advice I will give you is to park out of his house. You are not married to him; why should you be living with a man you are not married to?
Second, have a serious discussion with him about where the relationship is heading to. If you're not convinced with what you're being fed, my sister, RUN!!
Third, be open to proposal from eligible men. Forget the years already wasted. Good luck!!

JubrinElSudan:
To go put a nail to Liverpool's UCL coffin

You're wicked

CAPSLOCKED:


IT IS A CRIME ONLY WHEN HE REPEATS IT FOR MORE THAN 2 WEEKS.
2 WEEKS IS THE OFFICIAL PERIOD FOR BOXERS USE BEFORE YOU TURN THE BACK AND WEAR AGAIN.

Exactly my thought. I believe the fact was just twisted to generate likes and comments. For all that picture is worth, it might just be a pics of an expectant mother and her son; the boy being happy for the expected new addition to the family.

In another twist, the boy might be the only child of the lady, and the two seemed joyous for the expected addition!!!

izzou:
The money doesn't change the fact that you're still a hoe

A hoe is a hoe

But congratulations on getting paid being a hoe. Some can't even pay for their uber despite their hoe-ing day and night

Congratulations hoe

This comment is savagery

grayht:
Tribal marks are Artistic Nomenclature

hopeforcharles:
So this evening I popped the question
Sweet Pumpkin will u be my Queen?
Will u be my peachy pie?
My heartbeat,
My vitamin Jenny?
Guess what guys she said YES
and I sealed it

Happy for you man!!

newsynews:
Hurray!

Seyilaw’s daughter Tiwaloluwa Oluwademiladeola Chidera Aviella looks totally adorable in her birthday photoshoot as she clocked one.

The pictures were shared on Instagram by her father.

https://www.wotzup.ng/seyilaws-daughter-birthday-photoshoot/

I so much love the second picture. See looks most adorable in it!

LasgidiOnline:
My president,

I bear my heart out in this letter with great respect and humility.

Often times I wonder if you read any of my open letters. However, I write this open letter so fellow Nigerians will understand the ache in my heart.

I was about 17yrs during the Nigerian civil war. My youth was scandalized, and since then, I have carried a big scar in my heart. All I saw around me then, was blood, death, and hunger. That war, which could have been avoided was a collateral damage for easterners. Over Three million people died - when it could have been resolved on a conference table.

Mr. President Sir,

Most Nigerians, are hopeless, helpless, fearful, aggrieved and have been brutalized by poverty created by the status quo to terrorize my people.

When you came on board I had hoped that yours would be a government that would assist the ordinary people; a government that will turn round the economy and put a smile on the faces of Nigerians.

No, I don't blame you for the woes that have befallen us, but, truth be told, you have so far spent too much time passing the buck than actually serving the people you struggled to lead. Two years is enough for us to start feeling like something would happen. I can't believe that as hard and as many times as you applied for this job and you finally got it, this is the best you can do? Haba, baba!

Now you can see the disadvantage of surrounding yourself with incompetent people.

I remember it was your wife who first cried out, warned us that you have been hijacked by the hyenas, jackals, and very suspicious people who don't really care about Nigeria or you.

Sir, as a father, please do something to calm down this rising tension.

As a father, it is very wrong to show your children that you have a favorite. Right now, it is clear that we are in a Big Mess. And sometimes I wonder if you understand how difficult it is for the masses to cope. People even from your village have complained to us (OurMumuDonDo movement); From Sokoto to Owerri, Benue to Delta, hunger everywhere, young people committing suicide, yet the legislators and executives still maintain their obnoxious lifestyle.

There is so much I want to say as a very frustrated Nigerian, but for now what's uppermost in my heart is to plead with you to intervene in this "Operation Python Dance" Biko Baba, you should be committed to dousing tensions and promoting peace and unity.

In as much as I am aware that the Federal Government is concerned about curbing divisive messages and inordinate agitations within the country, I believe it should be more concerned about safeguarding the lives and properties of all Nigerians in any part of the country.

It is also important to note that though recanted, the October 1 ultimatum issued by some misguided northern youths to the Igbos in the north remains weighty in the minds of many and the atmosphere is hypersensitive to any mishap that could foment such inter ethnic wahala.

Sir, suffering Nigerians are begging you to quell this tension than steaming up the flames of enmity and discord within the country by using force on harmless citizens.

During The Resume or Resign peaceful protest, Baba, you listened, and that's why you came back.

On behalf of all frustrated, hopeless, unsafe, hungry Nigerians I beg you, hear our prayer. As a Father show some compassion and give us hope that this too shall pass away.

I am proud to say that am discovering exceptional youths who are inflamed by love of fatherland, angered at the rape of our dignity and prosperity, determined to rise up and hold one another, to march down and uphold the dignity and prosperity of all Nigerians.

Baba, make Naija no spoil for your hand O!!!!!!

God Bless Nigeria.

Best regards

AreaFada (CharlyBoy)

President
All Frustrated Nigerians.
www.ourmumudondo.org

Twitter: @Areafada1

http://www.lasgidionline.com.ng/2017/09/ipob-charlyboy-writes-president-buhari.html

I often wonder where people like Charlie Boy and his likes were when they could have offered Nnamdi Kanu Objective advices that could have doused all these unnecessary tensions.

demiawise:
IT IS WELL, IT A STEPPING STONE FOR YOU, IN GOD YOUR HOPE, NO REASON AM BRO, YOUR WEDDING WILL ALSO BE A SUCCESS

I say a Big Amen!

afroniger:
http://pulse.ng/local/ibori-ex-gov-chased-econet-out-over-4-5m-bribe-econet-ceo-id6599935.html?utm_medium=email&utm_source=newsletter&utm_campaign=daily-2017-04-29

If corruption could be nipped in the bud in Nigeria, 90% of our problems would have been solved.

dammy13:


Here is a post which is set to give you all you need to know about Late Veteran Actor, Olumide Bakare. In this post Fabinfos.com will be giving you details on Late Olumide Bakare’s biography, his full profile, his family information, details as regards Olumide Bakare’s death and movies he has starred in.

This post is going to give you all you need to know about Late. Olumide Bakare [Biography, Family, death, and movies]

Full name: Olumide Bakare (a.k.a Chief Konko)
Date of Birth: 26th, November 1953
Date of Death: 22nd April, 2017 (Aged 64years old)
Occupation before death: Actor

Late Olumide Bakare’s Death
Many people are looking to confirm if Olumide Bakare is truly dead, and the question, Is Olumide Bakare Dead? Keeps popping up on the internet.

The veteran actor is dead. He died on Saturday, the 22nd of April year 2017.

The thespian, who had been seriously sick since the year 2013, underwent a surgery at University Teaching Hospital, UCH, Ibadan, Oyo State, shortly before his death. Olumide Bakare’s death came as a shock to his numerous fans globally.

Late Olumide Bakare Biography and Life history

Olumide Bakare was a veteran actor, who is well known for the major role he played in the yoruba movie industry in Nigeria. He was also known as Chief Koko by many of his fans, this was due to the role he played as a troublesome landlord in the rested TV Series, Koko Close.

Olumide Bakare during his time as an active actor took part in so many block-buster movies and soap, notable among them was the popular soap, Papa Ajasco and Company by Wale Adenuga.

His active movie career came to a premature halt after he fell critically ill in the year 2013. He was flown abroad for a surgery and returned after, though he was never active in the movie industry after.

In the month of February 2017, his health relapsed and he was critically ill once again.

Late Olumide Bakare’s medical condition did not improve due to a heart and lung related illness diagnosed by medical expert.

It was gathered that Late Olumide Bakare needed about N30,000 daily for diagnosis after having spent over a million naira on medical expenses. Many Nigerians came to his aid as funds were raised, to foot his health bill.

Late Olumide Bakare then underwent a surgery at University Teaching Hospital, UCH, Ibadan, Oyo State, shortly before his death. Olumide Bakare’s death came as a shock to his numerous fans globally.

List of Late Olumide Bakare Movies
Late. Olumide Bakare is an actor, known for Ise onise (2009), Aye olorogun (2007) and Iboji (2008), Maami (2011), last flight to Abuja, kofo the first lady, koboko and others.

http://fabinfos.com/biography-of-late-veteran-actor-olumide-bakare-profile-family-death-movies/

RIP Sir

praizblog:
Nollywood twins, Chidimma and Chidiebere shared this beautiful photo with their mum all rocking a a floral gown.
They could pass for triplet! Full photo below...


Source :: http://www.praizeblog.com/2017/04/the-aneke-twins-rock-matching-outfits.html?m=0

This is beautiful

@jetjacky. Don't blame the man, he is confused. Where do you want him to hold, the pants or the beads?

Lol

[quote author=tempex88 post=50435445]Based on doctrines preached by churches today, they will advice u to divorce the other wives and stick to the first one. However, based on my own understanding and interpretation, number of wife's married shouldn't stop u from entering God's kingdom. However, it will limit the role u can play in the church as u can not lead[/quot
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You just echoed my thought.