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Politics / Re: Some Obidients Played The Script Of Others Pushing For Interim Gov - Soyinka by Kuramushe(m): 1:25pm On Jun 17, 2023
kokorokoman:
grin grin grin baba had to use ''mumu'' so that dem go understand well.
i swear this man na werey shocked
"Werey" as in Michael Jackson's "Bad". "Baba yi bad o"
Politics / Re: Seyi Tinubu: The First Son - Meets NASS Members by Kuramushe(m): 6:07am On Jun 12, 2023
nlfpmod:


https://twitter.com/MsNemah/status/1667953304830189568?t=iF4k3FF6za2Q-Ty0tn3PfQ&s=08
Wetin concern "Agbero" with overload ....... Abegi Seyi go face your business, leave country's governess to your able Baba .
Politics / Re: In This Nigeria, Peter Obi Is My Own Jesus Christ - Charly Boy (Photo) by Kuramushe(m): 5:59am On Jun 12, 2023
jaybenugo:
Nigerian famous entertainer and socio-political activist Charles Oputa, known by his stage name, Charly Boy has said that the Labour Party's presidential candidate, Peter Obi is his own Jesus Christ in Nigeria, IGBERETV reports.

Taking to his Twitter handle, he shared a photo together with Peter Obi. He captioned the photo: Who cares? Abeggi 2nd base jaare!


https://twitter.com/AreaFada1/status/1667915863364608000?t=fca80riww-8LU_3WfU0ymw&s=19

Travel / Re: Train Crushes Army Sergeant Jidean Samson On Motorcycle In Lagos by Kuramushe(m): 5:12pm On Jun 09, 2023
Islie:


https://dailytrust.com/train-crushes-army-sergeant-on-motorcycle-in-lagos/
Last last well timed authonatic barrier is the solution.
Travel / Re: Train Crushes Army Sergeant Jidean Samson On Motorcycle In Lagos by Kuramushe(m): 5:12pm On Jun 09, 2023
Islie:


https://dailytrust.com/train-crushes-army-sergeant-on-motorcycle-in-lagos/
Last last well timed authonatic barroer is the solution.
Religion / Re: Pat Robertson Dies At 93 by Kuramushe(m): 7:39am On Jun 09, 2023
Politics / Re: Throwback Photo Of Tinubu And Atiku Commissioning A Project by Kuramushe(m): 7:35am On Jun 09, 2023
nlfpmod:


https://twitter.com/daily_trust/status/1666783690800635905?s=20
Paddy dem be ...... Dem still be paddy, all na bobo
Politics / Re: Every Nation Is Entitled To Have Laws To Protect Indigenous Peoples - Omokri by Kuramushe(m): 7:25am On Jun 09, 2023
Health / Re: Erectile Dysfunction Is Affecting Me Badly by Kuramushe(m): 7:22am On Jun 09, 2023
dopedan:
I have some bad habits im trying to stop like porn and masturbation, because wen im with a girl I get erect but when its time to put it in it goes flaccid , it’s quite shameful
So i need advice from people who experience this on wat to do to speed up my recovery process and get my morning wood back thanks
Bro try "JEKOMO" herbal drink, no alcohol, just 300 naira. Effective 30 minutes before the sweetest sin action.
Politics / Re: Abuja Residents File A Law Suit To Stop Tinubu’s Swearing In On May 29 by Kuramushe(m): 9:21am On May 13, 2023
mymadam:
Not unexpected from the names on the list. One Nigeria, rigClowns in the park d bless Nigeria undecided
Politics / Re: May Day: I’ll Pay Workers Living Wage — Tinubu by Kuramushe(m): 3:04pm On May 01, 2023
[qHia o another animal mumbo jumbo
Politics / Re: May Day: I’ll Pay Workers Living Wage — Tinubu by Kuramushe(m): 3:02pm On May 01, 2023
[qHia o another animal numbo jumbouote author=taylor88 post=122862612]A man without known siblings
A man without known parents
A man we don’t know if he’s Tinubu or Amoda
A man without known classmates
A man without a single certificate not even primary or secondary
A man who gave birth to his first daughter at the age of 10 according to their football age difference
A dollar billionaire who left office over a decade ago without any visible income
A man who’s passport and credentials says he’s from Guinea
A man that suffers gaffes and speech disorders
A man that trembles even when no one push him
A urine donor that Carries urine bag along
A cocaine sniffer
A know criminal
An adult diaper ambassador
A man that has no regard for democracy
A thief who eats from the proceeds of Ageberos he planted all around the nation

Nigerians Ntorr

I want them to swear him in so that we all can suffer the embarrassment that awaits us

Shebi he will go to international communities and make a speech let’s see the doom that awaits everyone
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Crime / Re: Court Remands Man For Defiling 9-Month-Old Baby In Lagos by Kuramushe(m): 1:09pm On Apr 05, 2023

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Health / Re: How Can One Treat A Smelling 'Private' Please? by Kuramushe(m): 4:01pm On Mar 26, 2023
Just string 3 or more cloves of garlic into your vagina over night.In the morningpull outthestringed garlic.uote author=imagrg post=122062437]This beautiful young lady asked me in confidence how she could treat her smelling private.

She stressed that she washes her private well when taking her bath yet it stinks to Aso Rock.

What's the solution to this embarrassment?[/quote]
Politics / Re: Asiwaju Is Coming! Tinubu's Documentary Showing On Arise TV, Channels And TVC by Kuramushe(m): 9:20am On Mar 26, 2023
IgOga:
Okay grin
OJU YO BO!(EYE BALLS DROP) IS COMING TO DO IT RIGHT! NO DOUBT ABOUT IT ....... JUST CALM DOWN!👍🏿👍🏿👍🏿👍🏿👍🏿✌🏾✌🏾✌🏾✌🏾✌🏾❤❤❤❤❤❤💪💪💪💪💪✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿

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Religion / Re: Which Miracle In The Bible Caught Your Attention? by Kuramushe(m): 9:01am On Mar 26, 2023
[qhuote author=hart12 post=122065828]These are the miracles that amazed me the most.


Moses pathing the red sea, jesus turning water into wine, and abraham having a son in his late 90's


Let's gather and discuss[/quote]just the power of quenching all evil forces ....... Blood of Jesus Christ
Politics / Re: David Hundeyin: I'm Happy You Showed Your Yoruba Ethnoracialist Asses For Tinubu by Kuramushe(m): 1:37pm On Mar 20, 2023
socialmediaman:
David wants to smoke their asses out grin
Hundeyin stinks!

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Politics / Re: What We Have In Nigeria Is Not Democracy But Agberocracy - Apostle Suleman by Kuramushe(m): 12:15pm On Mar 20, 2023
thebosstrevor1:
Pot calling kettle black

This same man that endangered the lives of his security personnels.

In a sane country, he would have been arrested and imprisoned
Imagine! Yuck!
Politics / Re: You Were Not Re-elected, You Selected Yourself, Falz Tells Sanwo-olu by Kuramushe(m): 11:48am On Mar 20, 2023
helinues:
Gbenu were e soun

Omo alaileko

You better face your dead beat career

Nansense
False na Yuck!
Politics / Re: Lagos: Elections Are Not Perfect In Every State - Reno Omokri by Kuramushe(m): 4:03pm On Mar 18, 2023
[uote author=Peacemaker5128 post=121834962]
https://mobile.twitter.com/renoomokri/status/1637024233468440577[/quote] Reno ✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿facts
Celebrities / Re: Portable Heads To Court After His Old Friends Attacked Him And His Sister by Kuramushe(m): 11:18pm On Mar 10, 2023
[quote author=Kuramushe post=121642672][/quote]. Free world, Obi don go court, Article self don go court ....... Ehen now Portable too must go to court. Where poker are always Aces! Nibiti Koolu tin mbo card!!!!✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿!

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Celebrities / Re: Portable Heads To Court After His Old Friends Attacked Him And His Sister by Kuramushe(m): 11:16pm On Mar 10, 2023
[quote author=Kuramushe post=121642672][/quote]. Free world, Obi don go court, Article self don go court ....... Ehen now Portable too must go to court. Where poker are always Aces! Nibiti Koolu tin mbo card!!!!!
Celebrities / Re: Portable Heads To Court After His Old Friends Attacked Him And His Sister by Kuramushe(m): 11:08pm On Mar 10, 2023
Ndlistic:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xSg4FDFze4

Singer Portable heads to court after his old friends physically attacked him and his older sister

In videos he shared online, Portable said he heard his old friends were attacking his older sister and when he stood up for her, they descended on him, inflicting injuries on him. He mentioned that the old friends are people who he has helped in the past and are now envious of him.

He shared a post on his page saying he has taken legal steps over the incident and has briefed his lawyer about the incident.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CpmlIefvPm9/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
Travel / Re: Lagos Staff Bus Driver Arrested For Causing Lagos Train/Bus Accident by Kuramushe(m): 8:20am On Mar 10, 2023
[quote author=TMSMedia post=121618873]

https://igberetvnews.com/1440423/lagos-staff-bus-driver-arrested-causing-lagos-train-bus-accident/

Everybody messed up, the driver, NRC, State government. Back in the 70s, there used to be this barricade at every major rail roads crossing, there used to be one at Yaba rail road crossing. Why are they not functioning?
Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Shows Off The Foodstuffs He Got This Month (Video) by Kuramushe(m): 12:24pm On Feb 11, 2023
kool money
Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Shows Off The Foodstuffs He Got This Month (Video) by Kuramushe(m): 12:21pm On Feb 11, 2023
[quShie sells high graded skin toning cream.ote author=festacman post=120795225]Quite impressive, I must admit.

By the way, what exactly does Bobrisky do for a living?[/quote]
Politics / Re: 2023: Only Unpatriotic Nigerians Will Vote For Tinubu, Others - Obasanjo by Kuramushe(m): 1:47pm On Jan 20, 2023
mcmurphy132 poNost=120211432:
we Yoruba Christian's will not vote for Muslim Muslim ticket, Tinubu insulted we Yoruba Christian's by running on Muslim Muslim ticket, we will punish him for that and devil will also punish him

Watin be ur problem with Muslim if you have person issues with one settle with that..

I'm a Christian me and my house and church are voting Tinubu..
Don't let hate for other religions run you mad..

Everytime Muslim this Muslim that.. you must be worse than Boko Haram
You not We
Religion / Re: How Much Do You Give As Offering In Church? by Kuramushe(m): 9:20am On Jan 15, 2023
[quNice one! Your opinion though .......ote author=Hendrixky post=120047854]Hmmmmm
I'm not so dull to give a dime
Humans still believing that there is one alpha and omega up there in the sky..

Humans still believing that there was once a woman who got pregnant without having sex with a fertile man

Maybe na ivf she use as at that time hahaha

The wiser ones are using God in manipulating and altering the rest people psychologically for thier own selfish gain...

How can a man who sells anointing oil to people for protection jumps into a bullet proof car when it was time for his own protection[/quote]
Politics / Re: I Never Wanted Third Term Presidency - Obasanjo by Kuramushe(m): 9:27am On Jan 13, 2023
Gone issue!. Who cares
Crime / Re: Man Beat Daughter To Death For Using His Phone To Call Boyfriend (Photo) by Kuramushe(m): 2:07pm On Dec 31, 2022
Roboto11 l wonder oost=119563646:
Why are you posting pipeline vandals?

Abi na thr girl una dey call pipeline?
Celebrities / Re: 9ice And His Wife, Sunkanmi Celebrates 3rd Wedding Anniversary (Photos) by Kuramushe(m): 1:56pm On Dec 31, 2022
easyfem Toyin Payne ......genius woman you don't let go! U no see Mashalla. He holds on tight on Jada ...........post=119572915:
We dont even knw this guy official wife .. too many wifey ... where is Tonypain


Egbon when u go collect Grammy award na?
Music/Radio / Re: Who Is The Best Nigerian Musical Artist Talentwise? by Kuramushe(m): 12:46pm On Dec 28, 2022
[ELENIYAN! CHIEF PRIEST!! TOTAL MUSIC MAN!!!quote author=kanupapilo post=115285097]
Fela Kuti is the greatest musical artist Nigeria has produced who put his life on the line for the country.

And also one of the greatest citizens this country has ever produced, no one loved this country more than him and suffered more than him.
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