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correctyourself:
From what we read from the bible Judda exist.

Jesus had only one while jona had more than 30 thank God say them no sell naija with jonah inside

nnamdi kanu can go back to 16th century and dig up reasons to create hate and bitterness amongst his brothers,it's none of our business SAI BUHARI untill we are tired of him we boot him out.God bless and prosper nigeria that's my prayer every morning and not that my brother must be given a post in government

nice simple guy who was surrounded by rogues

quadruple wahala

the dwarf ukwu arrange sha I go fit knack this one if nepa no dey

why is there no tiv man on that list? buhari hates us with passion I think we want out to join our brothers from israel

Kassidy90:
If she use to stay in village try n trace the the road that leads to her home village, happened to my grandpa sometimes ago before he died always sneak out of the house that he a going back to port novo but always ends up few houses to his house not remembering how he got der in the first place, very common with old people

lol sad but funny with age they begin to act like kids

OP pls send me that your girls number she needs counselling

Real help is that which you expect nothing in return so if the situation presents its self I can help her and it shouldn't be a guarantee that she must marry me, if I can help pay my guys schooling why can't I do same to a girlfriend

funny country.
Hausa's call igbos nyamiri
Igbos call Hausa's ewu awusa
Igbos call yorubas ndi ofe nmanu
Hausa's call yorubas bayerbe
yorubas call igbos flat heads

na better kolobi them dey take kill mosquito wey kack for blokos somebody pls translate

poorly written rubbish from a zonal propagandist

Gurgle:
brother it hasn't gotten to that extent o

its Friday night

take a shower, put on a good shirt, call all your friends to come out and ask them to bring a nice girl

lwkmd I don nearly piss my pants here.looks like you know the op in person and understand his predicament nairalanders

hundred k to marry in Imo! believe op at your own risk.thats how they told my guy that their daughter is not for sale so he should bring anything he can afford in the list.on the day of the wedding come see gbege we had to contribute to save our guy

AirstarKane:
What's that? am serious

That's called kayanaiki in my mother tongue

op I smell lie.so as I dey so I go take my hand off chick wey arrange well well cloth, I go come let am waka without washing my plug because her kpekus they smell.that one nor fit happen if possible I go spray room freshener inside but say give up! my brother eno go happen

rane06:
Op if she can't pound akpu and prepare correct vegetable soup, shame on d both of you.

I think I have finally found you.the searching us over!!!!!!

op is a big learner most naija babes wants you to wrestle to even remove pant before you nack, their shallow reasoning is that they did not willingly give you, that gurl you Are talking about is already disappointed in you for not finishing the task.i don get babe wey anytime she visits I must tear the pant and bra before I enter and at the end na me go dey beg say I don tire

op are you high? obviously you have never been to Ibadan,even okada riders they fear for their tire if them see some ukwu

I shouldn't have seen this! no! not while fasting

that means you go beat metusella record waiting for the right one

abubaka101:
Some ppl are just too sentimental and religiously biased.
To begin with, Israel is not a Christian nation. A rough definition of a Christian is anybody who believes in Jesus Christ (most aptly John 3:16). The Jews do not believe in Jesus and do not even believe the Messiah had arrived before (and will make a second coming).
So dat's dat. You can choose to doubt this obviois truth because you are bias, sentimental, and uncritical; But that's ur problem. Think Israeli and Israelite.
Now back to the main topic.
Yes, indoubtebly, Israel is militarily powerful. And it has shown this constantly in the Arab-Israeli wars of the last century. But the truth is, the Israelis are supported by the Western Powers (excluding Russia). And dat is d only reason why nobody has been able to challenge Israel's possession of nuclear weapons.
But if Israel forces a war against Iran, it won't get popular support, plus it will lose. Even the US are being very cautious in their dealings with Iran, even though Israel is asking them to be more assertive.
But the honest truth is dat if Israel provokes a war with Iran, and it is seen as the aggressor nation, it won't earn the overwhelming support it had previously enjoyed. Causing Israel to lose terribly...

the op is talking about Israel did he mention christian anywhere in his write up? why are you muslims quick to develop high fever over trying to shout Israelis are not Christians, who doesn't know they are majorly Jews na waoo!!!

tip of the iceberg bro! nairaland Is full of scammers the most obvious is guys possing as babes

even a mentally deranged man cares for kids meanwhile some folks are donating theirs to be blown up cos of religion

maa hear say I wan wash plug I come discover say your ukwu and kindirmo na fake.the mata go reach vigilante

I wunt mind giving him my nkechi for half that amount.i don tire sef

stalk her to shoprite if she about paying offer the cashier your ATM. if you no knack that night maa die

most naija babes wet their pants at the hear of SEND ME YOUR ACCOUNT NUMBER. no insult pls except you are guilty

Superman11:
okay 080GIVERHERBELENOW..
see your life

I just want to help nah! why evils

op pls send her number to me she needs counselling

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pinkishgal:
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